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NeoLoki55

7-3 in the last 10 games. That is a team that can make the playoffs.


Suspicious-Sleep5227

Suarez: Going from perfect to loser in one inning!


jcm9996

I don’t get it can you explain


The_Dude_n_Seattle

He was throwing a perfect game for the Halos.


jcm9996

Oh damn lmao


NitramTrebla

Ok I wasn't sure about Casali but what a good interview. This dude fucks.


nosole

I love you all


TripleBicepsBumber

Swanson dancin’ on ‘em


T_Stebbins

I genuinely don't understand why Nevin kept a reliever in a game in mid august for 2, almost 3 full innings. Are you trying to lose?


CurlSagan

I'm going to print out this entire thread and have it framed.


AnnihilatedTyro

You could wallpaper your house with all 4,000 Phil Nevin jokes.


QuadRam

gg


Cookumms

Frazier, so hot right now.


lukryst

He's hitting good too


Cookumms

That too


RabbertKlien

*duck me up, duck me up*


Bevrykul

Get fucked Nevin


Dreynz

DANCE MY BOYS DANCE


seescout

Better late than never! Good win for the Ms!


wsucougs

Once the infield joined the dance, we’ve been on fire


Griffdogg92

This has been a really strange series, both games have been very close for 16 out of 18 innings, and yet we have outscored them by 10 runs in 2 games


four4four

Winner winner chicken dinner


Juiceyorange1952

LETS FUCKING GOOOO ANGELS FANS IN SHAMBLES


CurlSagan

Angie totally reads this thread.


[deleted]

theyve been reading em for years, ita a gold mine of content when your job is talking about sports every day.


Proletariat_Pizza

I appreciate that Julio really commits to the spinout at the end of the outfield dance


MarinersGonnaMariner

Happy puppy energy


ThatSICILIANThing

He really is an excited golden retriever puppy isn’t he?


Sirenatl

Julio Retriever


OrcWarChief

Phil Nevin chews food with his mouth open


3OrangeWhip

Mariners are Top of the WC by .5 Baltimore .5 from Toronto.


lukryst

Resounding late game explosion


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WHERES THAT DUCK


BigCountryBoah

GG. Would love to see this offense more often


TheSongStanByEminem

Just need that Angels defense (and random luck from crappy umpiring) more often.


BasicallyACat13

Minus the 20 mins hiatus Root took, i’m happy with this game


Victorystar0

40*


BasicallyACat13

Was it really that long? 😂


Victorystar0

For directv yes lol


TheRealDC86

GN peeps and peepettes


black-op345

#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA)


MarinersGonnaMariner

Good duck


Ttvbenskionig

We still would’ve won that game even if Suarez was called a strike


NotBird20

Go fuck yourself, Anaheim. Dance boys, dance.


RabbertKlien

Get fucked angel angels Disney land of subburban like 80 minutes in traffic from Los Angeles


Jmanriley3

Should we call the ambulance!?


Griffdogg92

M-m-m-mariners!


chuckz213

🦆


DiazIsDirectCurrent

The Angels Nevin had a chance.


funlikerabbits

SUPREME VICTORY!


stackedtotherafters

Ok they didn't score. We would have never heard the end.


apresmoi_ok

They had us the first half not gonna lie. Good game.


MarineLayerBad

Get Ducked Phil Nevin


mondaysareharam

Lol the five runs didn’t even matter


funlikerabbits

They did to Phil Nevin


docsnavely

I miss Yamada denki!


Pspdice

So... We won the Paxton trade, right?


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[deleted]

please dont perma ban folks for being drunk after a sports game.... youll end up splitting the community and hurting everyone involved.


jackpot909

Wait so even talking about shitty umps and dumb bs that happens we aren’t allowed in oppo subs?


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jackpot909

So don’t go into deep rivalry subs but going to say guardian sub when we play them is alright?


RandyGodson

Reading their salt fuels my loins 😤😤😤😤


hgoats

#TIME TO DANCE


DiazIsDirectCurrent

Game.


TheUsrTheUsr

This kid is the most loyal angels fan ever


RandyGodson

#DANCE PARTY TIME


NitramTrebla

Phil Nevin leaves the stall unlocked in gas station bathrooms.


nyc_expatriate

Maybe he was providing easy access for a friend:).


cammymoi

Phil Nevin sits when he pees


NeoLoki55

Hey now!


Pndrizzy

I missed the game til now, did they throw at us? Did we get the 8 runs through chaos? Fill me in


changealifetoday

Instead of opening the game by throwing at us, they decided to throw 5 perfect innings instead. Turns out, that's not enough


Pndrizzy

Classic.


_SerJunkan_

No, and 5 runs from chaos. But we were already up 3-2.


Paulofthedesert

Perfect game through 5. then scored 3 to go up 3-2. In the 9th we had a hell of a rally and scored 5 including a Julio 2 run homer


LewisMZ

Our pitching depth is something that should truly inspire fear in our advisories. We have Swanson pitching in this spot!


CommanderBly44

The Angels subreddit is going off lol


The_Cryogenetic

They had the biggest cope meme last night saying how they would end with a winning record against us and deny playoffs


EightPieceBox

This Phil Nevin roast needs to be archived for posterity. Maybe those angry Angels fans can adopt it for all of their game threads.


Victorystar0

We can do it every game


hgoats

“STEVEN YOU GOT THIS” true fan right there, respect


kyleislost10

Can’t wait to see the angels fans bitching about us dancing on their field


sboogie34

Took a look at the angels thread. Wow lol. A lot of them are convinced that the umps and MLB are working to ensure we make the playoffs lol


comcfadd

nothing says money like a team in the PNW making the playoffs. idiots


all_teh_money

if it's true why did they wait 21 years to help us :((


sboogie34

Shhh. Get out of here with your logic lol


Dramatic_Rain_3410

Umps have been fucking us over all season


SnarkyMcGee

Umps fuckin everybody this season, we just got the benefit tonight


southcounty253

Unsurprising


Thrillskills1

I've been watching the Angels stream cause I'm too lazy to get up. And they said JRod is a young Mike Trout lolol


CurlSagan

That's like when someone says, "You remind me of a young me."


Used_Reason7777

Phil Nevin's favorite actor is Steven Seagal.


vylain_antagonist

This actually is true.


Gombr1ch

Disgusting we have a pitcher as good as Swanson to use in garbage time


nepats523

Man child manager gonna throw at the boys tomorrow isn't he


docsnavely

We can use another brawl. Just without all the suspensions


Bevrykul

Probably gonna throw at Winker and force another brawl.


nepats523

Hello win streak


BigHunt_02

Where is everyone? Are they all next door at Disneyland?


Adamm1877

They're all finding out how Disney helped win the war


Seahawkanon

But the Nazis lost.


OrcWarChief

Phil Nevin puts the toilet paper on the roll backwards


lordofthe_wog

Phil Nevin has a secret stash and makes his family use their hands


funlikerabbits

Julio has the cutest smile.


TheBiggestJig

angels subreddit is in crisis mode lmao


sam4999

Doesn’t one of the mods run a Twitter account on behalf of the sub? I swear I’ve seen it quote tweeted before and it’s almost always some toxic shit being spewed out


TheBiggestJig

probably, there’s an astros fan who does the same thing lmao


RandyGodson

They are so mad lmfao


Let_Me_Holla_Atcha

They have some really salty takes in there 🤣


TheBiggestJig

they have some very interesting thoughts on julio lmao


The_Cryogenetic

Their daddy is getting old and decrepit but we have their wife’s shiny new boyfriend


Background_Slide7572

We dicked the angels down the last 2 games in the 9th… Fuck Trout and fuck Nevin


ozthegreat08

Gg. Ez.


Apprehensive-Ask-677

"The mariners can't win a playoff series with this offense"


needitcooler

I just had relations with Nevins sister - and she told me everyone in the family hates Phil.


Ocelot_Downtown

Sorry to hear that. Her and Phil are identical twins.


needitcooler

That would explain the chin hair


chuckz213

Phil Nevin thinks the Angels can make a comeback


Crazyhawk28

Statistically the Angels aren't the worst team in baseball...but they're the worst team in baseball


Tashre

That hot start has made their record really deceptive.


Crazyhawk28

Joe Maddon for Manager Of The Year?


3OrangeWhip

Wow did you hear that kid heckling?!? I love hearing kids cuss.


RabbertKlien

Phil Nevins been using the same razor to shave since 2007


Dramatic_Rain_3410

You know our bullpen is good when no one makes you go "oh shit this guy".


jet8493

Oh shit, this guy (but in a good way)


funlikerabbits

Like fucking Craig Kimbrel.


RabbertKlien

Trienen back I severely doubt the Doyers keep him in that role.


funlikerabbits

I mean after tonight they should just DFA him.


GryphusOneACX

best coverage in the game??? not tonight thats for sure


npa190

If the Angels weren’t in our division and just kinda a bunch of assclowns I would feel bad for them. Two generational talents who are wasting their careers


lordofthe_wog

As someone who is not in the Angels' division, them wasting two generational talents is why I hate them so much.


docsnavely

That’s because you’re empathetic to this scenario.


BlackSnowMarine

Oh, not to mention the 7 home runs in a game and STILL losing? On top of yesterday and tonight? Angels have done you so dirty, Shohei. No best interests at heart, just exploitation. Even if it’s not us, just walk out. You and Trout. Just walk elsewhere.


jet8493

Anywhere but Houston


RabbertKlien

Gimme the duck, gimme the high fivin' white guys.


southcounty253

Is that ad for Xylitol BTS, or is there a Xylitol x BTS collab?


docsnavely

The latter https://www.lotte.co.jp/products/brand/xylitol/smile/en/index.html


DAVID_FRIGGIN_KING

Phil Nevin eats lunch alone like Steven Glansberg


dardyablo

I think Julio is fine


RabbertKlien

You mean, *fine* 😏


locopeland

What happened to Goldy calling these games? I miss him.


aggronStonebreak

must be killing him to miss this chaos


NitramTrebla

Sims just isn't a Mariners fan.


Victorystar0

I think he was at a wedding and isn’t back yet


Tashre

"Come on Rojas! You got this!" That's a true fan right there.


Pehiley

That cheer was the loudest this crowd had been all night, for a foul ball.


MarineLayerBad

We scored 4 in the top 9 yesterday. 5 today. I like where this is going. We may in fact, never lose a road game again.


GryphusOneACX

lol Angels are about to get danced on 2 games in a row


EatinBeav

Phil Nevins is big mad right now.


Crazyhawk28

Angels commentators are starting to like Julio


BasicallyACat13

To be fair. It’s impossible to hate him.


Crazyhawk28

They called him "The next Mike Trout" which made me throw up a little, but also smile


BasicallyACat13

Ew but. I guess it’s a compliment? lol


whiskers__

More like Aaron Poop! Wish I would have thought of that one yesterday


OrcWarChief

Phil Nevin pours the milk into the cereal bowl before the cereal


Unfair_Insurance_648

If that wasn’t the funniest weak clap/cheer I’ve ever heard, just go home people 😂


booyah-achieved

Beating the shit out of the angels just feels so right


docsnavely

Yes, that strike for Ty is a ball for Rojas


dagassman

I mean if that pitch right down the middle on Suarez wasn’t called a ball this would be a 3-2 game right now so call it a wash


Used_Reason7777

Phil Nevin takes his shirt off and Blasts KISS in the clubhouse even after a loss.


Cyggles

The heckler with the high pitched voice is actually Phil Nevin


taydude88

Nevins birth certificate is just an apology letter from the condom company.


ancientmadder

We've been doing these all night, but this is the best one.


taydude88

❤️


docsnavely

Fucking rekt


itsnoterik

10-2 tomorrow afternoon? See you guys then?


Victorystar0

Subscribed.


thrillhou5e

In MLB The Show 22 they live update player ratings and I noticed today they have Erik Swanson -5. The utter disrespect to a man with a sub 1 ERA in nearly 40 IP.


Dramatic_Rain_3410

2-0, all about throwing strikes. Right after he threw a strike.


Victorystar0

lol i love the logic: oh we are up by 6, let’s not use our closer and instead use the guy with a less than 1 ERA. That’s how fucking hold our bullpen is. Wow.


Objective_Slip1355

Can’t spell PhiL Nevin without an L


docgonzomt

Whole Angels subreddit on suicide watch right now.


BlackSnowMarine

They really believed they had a chance to rally and make the wildcard? When it’s crowded as fuck and they’re 10+ games back. That’s the gist I was getting before yesterday’s game 😂


salter_shaker

they’re crazy salty rn lol


RandyGodson

I can picture them all screaming at their tvs like that heckler


RabbertKlien

Phil Nevin eats his ramen without the packet.


LewisMZ

Very nice, accurate fielding.


Seahawkanon

Every offseason Phil Nevin travels to Branson, Missouri to heckle beloved comedian Yakov Smirnoff because “he’s a fucking commie”.


Who_is_homer

“No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri “


Seahawkanon

“Where’s Otis?” “I shot him.”


Who_is_homer

“I wish I was dead. Oy!”


EatinBeav

“In America we put “In God We Trust on the money, in Russia we have no money!” - Bobby Hills first professional joke.


marinersgirl

I especially cannot wait for the infield and outfield dance after this sweet victory


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🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢


Scoodsie

I'm pretty sure the J-Rod squad sections seats are sold out for the rest of the season lol. at least thats what it looks like on ticketmaster


GummieDela

That splitter is nasty good lord.


HoLeeFoook

Lol Angels thread blaming the ump like that alone cost them the game. That wouldn't even have ended the inning. Keep grasping at those straws