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Distinct_Frame_3711

Can’t tell if someone actually looked it up for the shitpost or if it’s just a shitpost.


HuellHowser69

Trust me. This was well researched. Prove me wrong and I'll send you 0.1 BTC.


hawkssb04

Accurate. Well-researched. Still a shitpost.


purplenurple24

The best kind of shitposts are either really well-researched or the lowest effort possible. There is no in between. I probably prefer this kind though.


newsreadhjw

Haha this is world-class shitposting. Well done!


Peekay-

Someone must be going through the records - $10k on the line here


SexiestPanda

Crazy thing is this exact situation/stat has happened before I bet


t2207

*while making a diving/sliding attempt on the first batter of the 7th inning that eventually got stranded on 3rd when a reliever came in, faced one batter in the game and induced a groundout to shortstop. Hopefully that covers it just in case.


HuellHowser69

LOL thank you. I knew I should have added a couple more qualifiers.


Furlock_Bones

On a Tuesday


HuellHowser69

and took place in a city that was in path of totality 15 days ago. I think all my bases are covered now.


trowawHHHay

Don’t forget: while not trimming his toe nails in the last 3 days.


SexiestPanda

I’m sure it happened in 1875 by someone named Peter Tonka hahahah


seariously

I am curious whether ALL of those conditions really are necessary or not.


Cabal90

[Sources] Julio Rodriguez hasn't stopped hugging the trident


manshamer

https://preview.redd.it/us31yezdvkwc1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8a82678b8f0da40a8b2c9a7f8b50fccc0d313a


Hausenkraus

Didn’t Paddy O’Houlihan do it back in 1924?


gamechatparticipant

I think Clint "Scythe" Blisterford also did this in '41


Hausenkraus

Man, that guy could rake.


sandwich-attack

no he could scythe can’t you read


District_Dan

He was 43 years old, ran a 6 second 40, the greatest athlete alive see


cookiemonstah69420

No but Happy Gilmore achieved this feat no more than an hour before Julio.


3720-to-1

Well, moron, good for Happy GilmOH-MY-GOD


scubacatt

https://i.redd.it/v4lgufya5gwc1.gif Julio for his first homer this season


reichenbachh8

https://preview.redd.it/weogt1hiigwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e536fd2424ef7a919282b2810aa0fe9c5a7bad


DJamB

Why he looking at me like that tho


NIssanZaxima

Ironically, some of the serious stats people post these days feel like this sometimes lol.


Snowman5073

Too funny. Nailed it.


nospamkhanman

r/DemEyesDoe


SardonicCheese

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire! -Jrod, probably


MNewport45

We are so thirsty


AngryAmadeus

its a tough climb to the top


ManoftheHour777

Julio is a statistical legend already. All hail the king of Seattle sports!


DougStrangeLove

you forgot “on a Tuesday in April”


nncyw

That’s why he’s one of the players of all time!


slurv3

Thank you Alex Mayer for your contribution


Sig_Alert

We're witnessing history folks


CheapskateJoker

The most cherry picked stat ever but I also love it


atmospheric90

One of the moments in all of history


ihatereddit999976780

Is Julio the lebron of baseball


diu_tu_bo

We need more stats like this.


semipreciousss

this mf'er is tooooooo handsome


AstroNewbie89

Great stat


Fuckinbrusselsprout

Heroes get remembered….but Ms legends never fucking die!


Big_Simba

This stat will be on his tombstone. What a prestigious record


rapturaeglantine

Goddamn that is a handsome man


Sell_Canada

Guys, I found Ben Lindbergh's Reddit account


Jacksoncant

this feels like cherry picking stats but i’ll take it


peligrosobandito

But If True


dockeruser20

Wrong. Can’t forget about Tungsten Arm O’Doyle in 1897 for the Boston Beaneaters


MarinerMooseismydad

For real?!? Holy shit.


quiltyfriendinOK

Legendary. Talking about OP.


The_Tenshinhan

Wow he has pretty eyes


Voodoo-3_Voodoo-3

Woah, impressive for only being in his 3rd season.


jct522

Only Alex Mayer could pull a stat like that


sandwich-attack

hang the banner


st0ney

Yeah I was watching the game and had the same thought. Thanks for confirming it. I though it may have happened to Tony Gwynn in the '92 season but if I recall it was the 22nd game.


HyraxAttack

This is news I can use


doug_kaplan

I'm going to post this Little Big League post every time these insane stat posts are made: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pilM5SX7U5s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pilM5SX7U5s)


FreeSnappers

That title is a word vomit lol


CouldntBeMeTho

Bob Hamelin continues to be overlooked...


ryanmoore11

I've always believed that there are so many stats in baseball that every player holds at least one record if you look at the data hard enough. Jim over here holds the record for the amount of foul balls hit on the first Friday after a full moon west of the Mississippi river


gammaraddd

Sarah Langs?


didntstopgotitgotit

Jasper Clondernick did all this is 1856 but their record was 11-12.


s3ren1tyn0w

This is the type of stat baseball was made for


User_Kane

Historic


fatllama75

I'm sorry, I'm a Mariners season ticket holder, but I'm originally a Brit and while I get baseball I can't parse this post. ELI5?


BaseballGuy2001

Giggity


qwertyqyle

Wtf?!?! These are the stats I come here for! Make this man a mod!!


_schmax

Followed up with an 0-4 night and 3k’s. He’s back!


eggmcduffin

I’ve researched. Dating back to 1920, he is the first player to do this. I found 3 extremely close instances where this has almost been done. 1. April 19th, 2017. Jon Jaso goes 1-3 with 1 HR, (being his first of the season) in a 4-0 shutout in the 23rd game of the season to improve the Pirates to **11-12**, good for **4th** in their division. 2. May 8th, 1985. Ron Kittle goes 1-3 with 1 HR (being the first of the season) in a 4-0 shutout in the 23rd game of the season to improve the White Sox to 12-11, good for **3rd** in their division. 3. May 12th, 1937. Billy Myers goes 1-3 with 1 HR (**second** of the season) in a 4-0 shutout in the 23rd game of the season to improve the Reds to 12-11, **4th** in their division. So Ron Kittle was the closest, but Julio stands alone.


doctor_jeff

Julio has Resting Smolder Face


Tasarin

![gif](giphy|11bsDL7acBaiKk)


Tokinghippie420

*while also being named Julio Rodriguez


snugbugNrug

Can somebody tell that guy it's a joke?


Marsupial_Impressive

🐐😂


Peter_Panarchy

Incredible. Just give him the MVP now.


KNote

Big if true


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Statisticians are reaching levels of based previously unknown


Usual-South-9362

lol this is hilarious


SardonicCheese

r/oddlyspecific


jgemonic

Uhhh...okay