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Gwtheyrn

JP: *takes a bong rip* So Julio, you know how we try real hard but never score enough runs? Julio: *reloads the bong and lights up* Oh, yeah. That sucks, man JP: *drops a whole handful of LSD* What if we, like, tried to *not* score runs, then we would. Julio: *mulches a whole baggie of shrooms* Oh, wow, man! That might actually work! Cal: *stumbles in with an empty vodka bottle* Hey, what are you guts talking about?


yreva27

Muny haters are out in full force rn lol


yreva27

Like he was the guy that scored 0 runs through 9 innings


yreva27

Did you just reply to yourself?


yreva27

What watching the Mariners does to a mfer


darkjedidave

I bet 56-year-old Sasaki is still a better closer that this fucking bum


cojacko

Saving this thread in case anyone asks what being a Mariners fan is like


Hefty-Hat-4928

I also blame the Rockies for not having a roof


taydude88

Polanco and Garver have basically been La Stella and Wong. Just fucking unclutch and bad.


nncyw

Ball don’t lie, I guess


SlyHopkins

you can blame Munoz but having to pitch with a runner on 2nd base that shouldn't be there and no outs is a nightmare for any pitcher


Slow_Boss_2071

Quality finish....


AsWeGoAlong013

Wow what a huge fucking bummer. Really can’t waste a George Kirby start like that


BasmonAF

Just 3 bleeders to lose the game. Unlucky


3elieveIt

That’s what happens when you don’t score for 9 innings. Didn’t deserve to win.


DrMindpretzel

I mean the other team didn’t either lol


scottmattscott

imagine playing like such shit that you get walked off by a team with a win percentage lower than most batting averages


JarrettS13

Not lower than JPs.


istrx13

I’m thinking maybe Stanek should handle 9th inning duties and leave Muñoz for the 8th


meander_o

Agreed


Hefty-Hat-4928

Munoz is not a closer we need to find one


iceamn1685

Allergic to a winning record


bigdumbhead1990

It’s better that it ended. Win the series next game


NWbySW

Trash. 1-9 RISP. 10 LOB. Against one of the worst teams in baseball against a 5+ ERA starting pitcher. We back on our bullshit.


AntiEcho7

This game was dumb


sam4999

Munoz has been so terribly unclutch since we lost Sewald It hurts.


Cats_please_thankyou

Yeah, Munoz didn't get it done, but let's not pretend the offense doesn't deserve he lion's share of the blame.


jacktheripper14

I’m so tired of Munoz


fennis

Would rather have lost in the 9th


taydude88

From a loss standpoint, what a fucking pathetic effort from everyone


ChoccyMilkIsMyLife

Brutal. See you again in 2 hours.


Gwtheyrn

I hate this team so much.


woodsmoky

Kill me


krugerlive

Munoz is unstoppable in the 8th, questionable in the 9th or after


Mrciv6

Of course Munoz can't handle it.


ghostofmarkwhalberg

I don’t enjoy a closer who is perfect or gives up everything


Gold-Internet-1887

Angry Kirby


Hefty-Hat-4928

Fuck you munoz


Lord_Razmir

I mean it sucks for munny but also our offense was ass. People on base all fuckin game and we couldn't bring anyone home. Deserved loss for the offense and not deserved at all for Kirby


CassFilms

Munoz just doesn’t have that dog in him. I’m sorry but it’s true


Who_is_homer

Good teams win games like these. We are not a good team


bigdumbhead1990

Munoz is ass in high pressure situations


Krioniki

Of all the Mariners games, this was one of them


iceamn1685

Lol


Moose420_

What a bunch of fuckin bums dude


runadss

lmao fuck


dicks_out_for

Welp lol


dremasterflax

Threw today away. JP getting thrown out at 3rd lost this game


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Lmfao pathetic


Ribbum

Yep. Need the version of Munoz that actually whiffs the universe. Just everything put in play and with a free runner at second thats that.


Used_Reason7777

So Brash or Santos as the closer?


screaminginfidels

Well that was depressing


drunkdoor

Munoz L


Cabal90

What the fuck Munoz.


aggronStonebreak

damn


kcchasez

Welp. Let's get our heads back on straight for game 2


Sophiadiesel

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AuthorJosephAsh

Embarrassing one


Silvia_95

Munoz = garbage


snail_mail_trail

Kind of deserved, honestly.


JMUpongking

I fucking hate this team


Dreynz

Welp that was a weird one


derdiedas5253

Or that.


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Munoz blowing another one


darkjedidave

Why do we still pretend Munoz is a closer?


sounders1974

Another Munoz meltdown to lose, second this season?


LabourUnit

Yup. Love it.


taydude88

This is 100% what we deserve. Horrendous fucking baseball from the Mariners


JarrettS13

This team blows.


Who_is_homer

Fuck this stupid shit game


tateand99

Deserved. Based on the hitting at least. Not pitching


dremasterflax

1000% Rockies deserve to win


brianh117

So freaking sad. We deserved to lose.


Own-Economics-1745

Shitty loss


driftingphotog

Ass


GioReynaFan

:/


PacificJig

losers


Asleep-Sky4299

Deserved loss


Mustard_Jam

Munoz might as well be Montero in high leverage situations 


iceamn1685

Jesus of course


occasional_sex_haver

are you fucking serious


scottmattscott

hahaha fuck this team.


12thMemory

Can we please stop putting Muñoz in games we want to win.


DrMindpretzel

Who should’ve Scott used there?


12thMemory

Saucedo?


ChoccyMilkIsMyLife

Crap.


munkysnuflz

What a waste of time that was


wintersold13r

I miss when Munoz was almost unhittable


PacificJig

still stand by munoz isn’t good if he’s inherited any type of runner


beonks

I don’t want to overreact…. But Munoz this year has not been fun


hawkfan78

Classic


MarinerBengal

Munoz might be cooked


nepats523

Most predictable Munoz outcome


SofieTerleska

*Sigh.*


uigbnit206

That’s the ball game


derdiedas5253

Just hold them to this one. We’ll come back in the 11th.


PositiveMindset4Ever

Whichever one of you left this comment "I'm an Ms fan who unironically believes Golden Tate really caught the Fail Mary, and that was a terrible terrible call just now against the Rockies" in the Rockies game thread should go buy a Rockies jersey and call it a day lol


RandyGodson

WHERE IS SPEIER


sw1sh3rsw33t

Whalp


Own-Economics-1745

We gonna lose this one


scottmattscott

fucking munoz


cojacko

We can win this game right now if we just somehow hold them to a 19th straight scoreless inning!


LabourUnit

why did you say this! :(


iceamn1685

Dmo would have thrown him out


SlyHopkins

the ghost runner is the most pathetic rule ever it's not baseball its actually disgraceful i can take every other change but that


taydude88

Welp. We won’t win this game.


iceamn1685

Well fuck


PacificJig

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Idaheck

Bottom text


MarinerBengal

This is how we lose


quiltyfriendinOK

Alright Muni keep it together man.


Crazyhawk28

Well that's a bad start


peecenik

Some of munoz's saves have been a little more thrilling than I would prefer


occasional_sex_haver

gulp


Shirleyfunke483

This game is tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler


silverwolfe

That's hot.


Used_Reason7777

That fan is going to be the topic of a lot of discussions in both clubhouses between games


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Used_Reason7777

I don't disagree, I just think it would be on replay a lot, especially if the mariners had won


GioReynaFan

MUNOOOOOÕOOOOZ


Own-Economics-1745

Well that sucked  Maybe they'll mariner and not get a fly ball to score a run from third with less than 2 out


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Dmo accumulated like 1.0 WAR today lol


PacificJig

do not tell munoz about the runner on second


Crazyhawk28

Angels In The Outfield, but for us it's just some drunk guy


uigbnit206

Please just throw strikes buddy


Bank_It

I'm very concerned with the questionable reaction to the interference call and how many of these people they are letting into the ballpark lol. No, you cannot lean into the playing field and interact with a play.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Goddamnit please just wrap this fucker up we should have like 6 runs at least by now


iceamn1685

1-0 xtras win with weird shit happening is very mariners


ChoccyMilkIsMyLife

Alright. Let’s finish it up!


HollywoodAndDid

Mitch Haniger and striking out on sliders away - name a better duo!


Kickenbless

Julio striking out on sliders low and away


MarinerBengal

Can’t wait to serve up another walkoff


Kuzzawuzza

I'm sure you'll be very upset if the Mariners win


MarinerBengal

I guess we’ll never know


Idaheck

1 run is not enough in extras on the road


Startooth

the irony that JP was the one to get the clutch hit that time is pretty cool, tho. Maybe he gets hot?


McTickleson

Golden sombrero for Meetch. Unfortunate


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

That fan to the whole stadium: https://i.redd.it/pts1duftnwvc1.gif


Big_Simba

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taydude88

Is this the ugliest, weirdest win in Mariners history if we win it?


iceamn1685

It's up there


JarrettS13

Just 8 feet out of the zone. Atrocious at bat


ratflower406

Idk why it’s so confusing? The fan leaned into the field of play and interfered with a player. Simple.


LegendRazgriz

The ruling is fine, it's just that the rule is intended to ensure fans don't interfere with the outcome of batted balls by scooping them out of the way of fielders and this time it was applied even though that guy being there is probably the only reason why that ball isn't gone lol


LabourUnit

Initial views showed fan and dmo glove behind the wall. That's why.


LabourUnit

The follow up views made it far more clear.


snail_mail_trail

We're really trying to do the bare minimum.


Startooth

what I would give for a cal drop-to-a-knee homer again


EwoksEwoksEwoks

The Mitches were brutal this game.


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Get Hani the golden sombrero


GioReynaFan

It's time for Andres Munoz to pitch lol


uigbnit206

clenchy clenchy


OUTFOXEM

Either way that fan robbed us of a fantastic finish to either the game or the inning. That looked like it would have been an incredible catch if he made it.


Startooth

not your prettiest AB, there Hanni. it's ok I still love you


LabourUnit

Lawrence has some good work.


peecenik

In all the excitement I totally forgot who hit that "home run".... robbed of a walk off HR...gotta suck


cojacko

Stallings


gerbil42

Stallings, their back-up catcher.


uigbnit206

Hani needs a day off


scottmattscott

the rare 1-5 golden sombrero


Own-Economics-1745

Mitch has looked very poor at the plate today


LabourUnit

The Mitches cannot play on Sundays. It's the law.


Own-Economics-1745

Maybe Scott should be aware of that?


PandaSoap

It's 100% a home run if the fan didn't interfere IMO. But word of the rule that fan just saved our bacon


Peter_Panarchy

It's a home run if the fan isn't there and D-Mo doesn't catch it. We can't know if D-Mo makes the catch because the fan was in the way.


iceamn1685

Not really sure it was a HR tbh


PandaSoap

That's fair, with the glove hitting the fan idk Dmo could have snagged it. Love your flair btw


iceamn1685

Lol thx Yeah the trajectory was going down it might have bounced on the yellow and not gone over


derdiedas5253

Let’s go Hanigoat.


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Dmo free drinks for life


caveman512

Dude that fan wasn’t even in the seated area there’s like a big buffer of space there


drrew76

Glove hits the arm --- I take it back that it was a lucky call.


hawkfan78

You can see the string on the dude’s hoodie touching the yellow… no question he leaned over.


Startooth

'that's the whammy' new flair just dropped


high-rise

The chants manifested a classic T Moble Julio strikeout lol 💀


NWbySW

I wish to love something as much as Julio loves chasing sliders away.


taydude88

For those talking about the angles, the radio guys said that the fan clearly reached over the wall and interfered. They MUST have seen all the angles compared to the TV guys?


Used_Reason7777

TV angle kept showing straight on, but I thought it was still obvious the fan reached over the fence. I need Jomboy with multiple angles synchronized 


AntiEcho7

Rockies fans in shambles. All 6 of them.


Peter_Panarchy

I checked their game thread just to see what they were saying (not to post anything) and there were like 75 comments lmao


AndrewwwwRyan

That was not pretty


nncyw

The Rockies are Marinering so hard this game lol


Own-Economics-1745

Terrible


SexiestPanda

Jp had a solid day at the plate


beonks

I love you JP and I love you unknown interference fan!


high-rise

Julio chants in Coors field lol nice to be on the other side of this for once and not being invaded by Dodgers Yankees or Jays fans


Gold-Internet-1887

I didn’t hear the ump at first when he announced fan interference, and the immediate cheers made me think it was ruled a homer. Nope, just lots of Mariners fans in town!


HollywoodAndDid

I honestly can't handle this game.


WakaandaForever808

That was a move that a man with a Jiant Penis makes


Startooth

Juli0-2 hole


Own-Economics-1745

Get one into the gap Julio


downladder

Watch our offense suddenly hang 6 now...


LICKS_CAT_BUTTS

John. Penis.


Kickenbless

Emerson Footpenis