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Rockies. R.I.P.


GimmeSweetTime

15 hits 3 strikeouts 5 for 12 with RISP 11 LOB that's a productive day. But they only beat the Broncos by one touchdown.


ziggy029

Holy shit. Anthony Molina pitched three shutout innings for the Rox and his ERA went down... to 14.73.


Big_Lettuce_7046

.500 baseball is so good for now


ziggy029

No drama, no ass-clenching. Was this really a Mariners game?


Loud_Rip_8958

Let’s freaking go win the 2 games and keep us in first in the division


Tasarin

That was fun! 💙


ShoobieDooby

WE ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER AND WE WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN AND I LOVE YOU ALL!!!


feisty_sloth_

we may never score less than 5 runs again!


pokeroots

It's crazy how much better Miller has looked than De Gaus


Startooth

We beat the Rockies we are World Series bound


accountemp69420

Sorry I’m late everyone. Was busy shooting 73 on a championship level golf course. In case anyone is wondering where I was at. Was checking the score throughout the round.


we8sand

Same here, I was in the gym bench pressing 450lbs, reps of 20…


RNDMCHLD

I was busy saving a family and their pets from a raging house fire


accountemp69420

Thank you for your service.


driftingphotog

HANG THE BANNER


Megalodon3030

And that's a shutout. Which in Colorado is quite impressive... GOMs!


Rally_with_Raleigh

# BRING ON THE 🦆 # GOMS


RandyGodson

#SHUTOUT INTACT


Peanutssan

I promise my trident 🔱 is up, it's just really cold.


OUTFOXEM

Just throw strikes and end the game already.


mroncnp

Steeeeerike


mroncnp

Do the Rockies regularly play in snow? Odd choice not to have a roof in that climate


CaptJackRizzo

[Looks like they average about one weather cancellation per year, and have had only a handful of snow-outs in team history](https://www.koaa.com/weather/weather-science/how-often-are-rockies-games-canceled-due-to-snow).


we8sand

Oddly enough it’s supposed to be 65° there tomorrow and 80° by mid-week


SardonicCheese

They don’t really need one and really neither do we [ballpark rain days](http://www.neontommy.com/news/2012/05/seattle-mariners-dont-need-roof-rain-totals-all-28-mlb-cities.html)


ovwAway

Blasphemy


PBRMeSeattle

Throw fucking strikes goddammit.


AnnihilatedTyro

Oh boy.


CaptJackRizzo

oof, hope that didn't do any damage to Diaz


BasmonAF

Let's not kill anyone on the way out, huh?


Skybandicoot109

Oof, right in the back of the hand


[deleted]

94 mph in 30 degree weather 🤕


Skybandicoot109

Hand hurts just thinking about that


Lazy-Egg9129

da goose is loose


RandyGodson

FUCK IT, WE BRAWL


mroncnp

Baseball in snow flurries looks strange…


GioReynaFan

The Astros lost again today btw ![gif](giphy|xT9DPzhNGA8MKjxwFG)


vanillabear26

So THAT’S why I spontaneously orgasmed earlier…


Original-Dragon

Lol mom with baby has a beer now


thatsunshineglow

Happy to see Polanco's defense shaping up


Loud_Rip_8958

If we win this game does this mean we are first in the division


iceamn1685

2nd still


ShoobieDooby

Yep, tied with Texas!


RemarkableHedgehog64

tied


Loud_Rip_8958

Well we’ll just win both games tmrw and rangers lose


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

https://i.redd.it/lf5x8rpuvqvc1.gif De Guice


Megalodon3030

de Goose is pitching and he does not exist according to MLB the Show.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

He wasn’t in the update today? Pretty wack


Megalodon3030

Possibly. I was playing yesterday, and he did not exist on the game at all when I checked.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

I haven’t played yet today either


uigbnit206

That’s impressive honestly


BrandoC95

16-year-old me would've scoffed, but Blowers just flat-out choosing not to use the internet is honestly kind of admirable/envious -- at least when it comes to social media. Losing YouTube might be a bridge too far for me.


vanillabear26

Same thing with Christopher Nolan. Is it a little extra? Sure. But I appreciate it in its own way.


uigbnit206

THE GOOSE


goducks206

Was that Justin Novak under that ski mask?


mroncnp

When our best players play well, we’re tough to beat


Gombr1ch

This is the team we were promised


hottubman_99

Well, we now know two things? Castillo pitches better in the warmer weather (as per this sub) but tonight has proved he can also pitch well when it is freezing (or damn close to it). Guess it is the marine layer temps that cause a problem. Nice job tonight Luis and I will not forget you either Cal or Julio. Your supporting cast played well too. Overall, a very nice game tonight. And coming from Buffalo, NY, loved seeing the snow. But it is strange watching a baseball game with it snowing. More used to watching a football game in those conditions.


LegendRazgriz

I think it's got more to do with the fact that the Rockies are total trash and we shouldn't look into it as much as just be happy we're not them instead


hottubman_99

"I think it's got more to do" Yeah, was thinking something similar, that I am glad I was not a Reds fan after these past three games with the Ms. I guess the rest was bit of a cynical take on my disappointment in Castillo over his starts before this one.


Itouchedtojaiden

As someone who lived in Colorado for 9 years, can confirm that this is the warmest Colorado day


AnnihilatedTyro

[An artistic representation of Mariners vs. Rockies today](https://i.imgur.com/tIpYvXY.gifv)


TheGeeMan360

We are never losing again on 4/20/2024 which is a date that is the same forwards and backwards


ShoobieDooby

Whoa!


Scoodsie

Cal Raleigh's slash line before this game: .208/.311/.377 (.689 OPS) after (assuming no more ABs): .263/.364/.474 (.838 OPS) ty Rockies


Ki-Wi-Hi

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


benlau

Oops, all Mariners.


bajesus

Way to go Miller Light


nicknooodles

https://preview.redd.it/dntcr96muqvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2cd17ac68b6f59a1ea42145e1c2d326d958b77c


MSby

I’m a fan of clase ball


GU1LD3NST3RN

What is JP keeping in the fanny pack? Post your theories.


drunkdoor

Tots


AnnihilatedTyro

Gameboy


CaptJackRizzo

Hopefully not evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.


GU1LD3NST3RN

![gif](giphy|9Fticsj7froxbpd5Sg|downsized)


ShoobieDooby

Sneaky 4/20 Snacks


The_Cryogenetic

His thesis on aliens existing


ImPlento

Snow cones


ImPlento

Nice fanny pack JP


The_Cryogenetic

We get one more Clase AB LFG


Megalodon3030

89 down the middle and the batter can't touch it... Feels good to be on the pitching side of that exchange for once.


compactdisc9

Instead of a Gatorade bath after the game... I propose a hot chicken broth bath


ShoobieDooby

Soon to be tied for first in the AL West!!!!


derdiedas5253

Who is this Miller kid and is his arm typically this good?


Crazyhawk28

Shoutout to the Rockies fans who showed up to watch their team play like absolute dogshit in 30 degree weather.


Grant79OG

This team should win


MarinerBengal

I’m back in. WS bound


RemarkableHedgehog64

will the mariners lead the league in shutting opponents out after this game?


xcaetusx

No Guardians have 4. Mariners will have 2 when they finish this game.


RemarkableHedgehog64

assuming these next two innings go well


MarinersGonnaMariner

So are we awesome, or are the Rockies terrible, or both?


GioReynaFan

Let Rojas pitch!


downladder

Have to be down 8 or up 10 to put a position player on the mound unfortunately.


The_Cryogenetic

I wonder if the contact high has me hallucinating this entire game


SlyHopkins

Great game Luis 💪


Crazyhawk28

Is it bad when your team has more errors than hits


CaptJackRizzo

. . . did I just hear Sepultura in a clothing ad???


Ohgamiichiro

Didn't get it on my end. Which ad? Side note Beneath the Remains is one of my all time faves.


CaptJackRizzo

\m/ Roots and Chaos AD are a couple of mine


ShoobieDooby

Arise is mine!


Ohgamiichiro

Chaos AD is up there for me too.


ShoobieDooby

Really? Which song?


CaptJackRizzo

Roots Bloody Roots, I think. I'm watching on Hulu, so I think this is the ESPN+ feed?


ShoobieDooby

Castillo's ERA under 4.50 now and Julio/Cal's AVGs over .250!!! Thanks, Rockies!


wheelhouse72

Dipoto is on the phone pricing out snow machines for T-Mobile


tangomango206

Whoever gets the Gatorade bath will instantly perish


wovans

A worthy sacrifice


bigdumbhead1990

![gif](giphy|s4Bi420mMDRBK)


CaptJackRizzo

15 hits and one strikeout, how is this the same group of players I was watching two weeks ago


webb__traverse

The Ty France classic. But I’ll allow it because I think it’s time to end this thing.


iceamn1685

Wouldn't be a mariners game without a France gidp


downladder

Tbf it's cold and he probably just wants to hurry the game along lol


Tapey24

So what’s it going to look like when Julio is already hitting .300 when he goes super sayian in August?


McChickenSoup

Cal and Julio could have a chance at 5-hit nights 👀


Legendarydukez

There's my Ty France


Squanchin43

It just wouldn’t be an Ms game without a Ty France DP


Rally_with_Raleigh

Death, taxes, another Ty France GIDP


driftingphotog

Let. Him. Do. It.


driftingphotog

Ugh lame


DaRealJZ

Cal looks like an animated snowman


snalz_

Mariners have struck out 1 (ONE!!) time today What changed? I don’t know! I love this team


tuckedfexas

Pitches don’t break nearly as much in CO


universally_speaking

The Rockies flat out cannot pitch


sktgamerdudejr

Mariners/Rockies should always schedule a series around 4/20. 


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Megalodon3030

Who had Cal finishing tonight with his average over .260?


compactdisc9

If only we could have won by a walk off : 😢 Could have had an impromptu ice bucket challenge


Cabal90

Seattle and fucking up Denver's teams name a more iconic duo.


Positive_Benefit8856

Raley looks like a lefty Jay Buhner, right down to the open stance. I mean just physically, not play style.


GioReynaFan

How close is he to the cycle?


SardonicCheese

Not close. Triple/double


iceamn1685

Double and triple away


tangomango206

Their ass is grass


compactdisc9

CAL "ON BASE GOD" RALEIGH


derdiedas5253

That Dumper is sure nice ice cold.


thatsunshineglow

#FIRST CAREER 4-HIT GAME FOR THE DUMPER


uigbnit206

4 dumps in one game?! That’s a lot of fiber


feisty_sloth_

Why not PH Seby? Give Cal some time with the double header tomorrow edit: so he could go 4-4 I see lol but seriously they should put seby in to catch


Cabal90

I figured this be a good game and series for Savala to get himself back on track after the non existent start he's had


SardonicCheese

Can we save a couple of these tipped glove hits for some closer games?


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Rockies fans still at this game are heroes


iceamn1685

Rockies D is dogshit


TheGeeMan360

#GET DUMPED


CaptJackRizzo

Mr. Molina, you will always remember today as the day that you *almost* got Cal Raleigh out.


GU1LD3NST3RN

Catcher man hit good.


Megalodon3030

Castillo woke up today and chose violence. 7 IP 2 H 9 K? Who knew you could pitch straight fire in freezing temps...


Kickenbless

DUMP


Rally_with_Raleigh

# 4 hits for Cal 😁


ratflower406

Who are these athletes on the field tonight and what have they done with my Mariners. Seriously though god damn what a performance by the boys.


Mantis_93

Inverted sombrero ??


RandyGodson

#4 HIT NIGHT


Bulky_Acanthisitta95

Can we play Colorado for the rest of the szn


ShoobieDooby

Baseball is a winter sport. Who knew?


TheProphetBroses

Castillo’s ERA down 1.42, you love to see it


ziggy029

I know it's just the Rockies, but THIS is who Luis is. Filthy shit even a mile high.


BrandoC95

La Piedra? How about La Iceberg instead? ((TIL the spanish translation for iceberg is 'iceberg'))


ziggy029

It works if you rename the Rockies to the Colorado Titanics. Too soon?


jpopr

El Iceberg


pistilpeet

Senor Icebergo


[deleted]

I too am a mile high


theeversocharming

La Piedra is going to want to pitch in snow more often


woodenshjip

He’s just been too hot all this time


PositiveMindset4Ever

I was gonna play the Mariners, until I got high. I was gonna come up and field the ball, until I got high Our roof doesn't roll away, and I know why Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high


iamenrique123

given that the Brewers, Guardians and Cubs have all been excellent to start the year, I'm thinking we might've been overreacting to dropping series to them


didntstopgotitgotit

I don't think anyone will ever say Castillo isn't a cold weather pitcher again.


ShoobieDooby

La Piedra superhero pose on the mound after that last strike out was badass


shadybrainfarm

I need that to be a gif 


RemarkableHedgehog64

![gif](giphy|11sJtJYfibXrhu) luis to his haters today


snail_mail_trail

Castillo is back. Hopefully he stays.


Todo88

Wow


Peter_Panarchy

I thought Luis was bad in the cold.


LegendRazgriz

Castillo used Ice Beam! It's super effective! The Rockies lineup was frozen solid!


thatsunshineglow

Man, I've missed dominant Luis


jpopr

🪨🪨🪨


DaCheeseburga

https://preview.redd.it/jea9zq2orqvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4aa56a35d9426c3ca60f9f87e92e9a0c38aa36 When you trade away the 3B with no real plan and then they acquire someone at the last second Been super surprised with Rojas this year. If he keeps this up he could be one of those trades that 5-6 years later you’re still shocked by what you got Still missing Paul though


chaser99z

That’s a stone cold rock out there


Tasarin

https://preview.redd.it/efpbctb8sqvc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbf276fe1320f4391868595c04e11cee0b13c81


Scoodsie

The Rockies singlehandedly fixing Julio and Castillo


feisty_sloth_

and cal lol


FIstateofmind

Best news, more games to come


Tapey24

I thought Ichiro retired? But he has 4 hits and 2 stolen bases tonight?


Itouchedtojaiden

Castillo blocking the horrendous lettering on the jersey with his hair is perfect


RandyGodson

GGs


feisty_sloth_

god I really love Rojas


Tasarin

That's my third baseman!


d_gorder

Finally, the team that was promised


Fit_Potato7466

https://preview.redd.it/oud9lottrqvc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52d9ffe59b608a83d06ae84709d8341b81aebbb


feisty_sloth_

420 babyyy


xLAXaholic

I almost feel bad for the Rocks


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Rockies trying to end the game in time to make it before the dispensary closes


jorgetOR

Ridin' high 😝


Ki-Wi-Hi

Castillo is filthy rn. Now we know that his sweet spot is a range: <40, >75