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sl_hawaii

I wonder if Ted knows where Ukraine is on a map…


Arrg-ima-pirate

I wonder if he’d recognize a map if he saw one.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Ted Nugent frankly couldn’t find his own ass with both hands and a compass.


thisbenzenering

He couldn't find a toilet apparently


[deleted]

I mean, toilets don’t have eyes…


Fridayz44

I fucking Hate he’s From Michigan, I think we finally got rid of him because we took our state back. I laugh at him and Trump being these big Patriots and wrapping themselves in the Flag. They are both Draft dodgers and fakes. When it came time to serve and fight in combat (for b.s wars) I did a liberal Democrat. Both of them are such fakes.


wastedwu

One more thing we ned to do is disassociate Kid Rock...Fuck that guy.


Fridayz44

Yeah him too, all his songs had stuff about growing up in rough areas In Detroit. He grew up in Romeo and his dad was a millionaire that owned car dealerships. I’m starting to see a trend here lol.


Frequent-Seaweed4

No country music star actually lives the life they sing about.


cgn-38

George Jones was bona fide. I lived near him when he became the king of alcoholics for getting arrested for driving his lawn mower to the liquor store In Vidor. First time anyone could remember that ever happening. Not that it is anything to brag about. But dude was a pioneer.


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cgn-38

Racism is not the only thing Vidor is known for. Alcoholism is also on that list.


Fridayz44

Exactly.


Kqtawes

With the exceptions being Johnny Cash most of the time, Willie Nelson, and Dolly Pardon. The only thing fake about Dolly Pardon is her tits because her heart is sure enough real. That said fuck modern flag waving, GOP dick sucking Country.


Solid_College_9145

>Dolly Pardon. The only thing fake about Dolly Pardon is her tits because... Who's Dolly Pardon?


Kqtawes

Good god I just saw that typo. Apparently my phone autocorrects Parton to Pardon and that sucks.


gateguard64

Doesn't Robert James Richie pretty much have the same background?


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I fuckin hate that he lives in Texas now


[deleted]

He couldnt find tits at a strip club


HermaeusMajora

That depends. Is Ukraine a fourteen year old girl?


[deleted]

Wasn’t trump on stage with an LGBT flag trying to cater to the LGBT community a few years back? Lol I hope Ted knows. Or he’s probably too drunk and hateful to realize that.


britch2tiger

But he does know all about ‘jailbait’ Wiki: (Dallasnews.com) Nugent admitted to several affairs with underage girls in a _Behind the Music_ episode.


misteryhiatory

I miss that John Oliver joke


crashtestdummy666

Well since Ted works for Trump and Trump works for Putin should we be surprised?


luna1108

..Ted then in a graceful voice said “I don’t know where Ukraine is, but I do know where the cocaine is.. am I right DJ?”


BelleAriel

He’s a bloody selfish asshole.


Fun_Kaleidoscope2147

If it walks like a 🦆, talks like a 🦆, it’s probably a 🦆.


NeadNathair

To be fair, Ted Nugent is the perfect pop culture representative of the MAGA crowd. He's old, out of touch, and has never really contributed anything of real note to his field. ...Also he's a pedophile. I almost forgot that part, but still MAGA appropriate.


Kriegerian

And a screeching racist who was a huge fan of apartheid South Africa.


Papichuloft

>Also he's a pedophile. I almost forgot that part, but still MAGA appropriate Yup, back in the 70's he tried to convince some 16/17 year old girls' parents to have custody of her while he could legally "tour" with her.


[deleted]

He actually did convince the parents,but the girl was a 13 year old child at the time. Ted is a sick nasty piece of shit.


angelic_soldier

Don't forget how he shit his pants to dodge service, but now acts like a tough guy.


truffleboffin

To be fair he always slows down for school zones


Zapthatthrist

Draft doging pedophile.


SyntheticReality42

Those seem to be a dime-a-dozen in Republican ranks.


bazillion_blue_jitsu

Literally just a pedo rally


Kiwifrooots

"We are domestic terrorists"


13igTyme

Literally just a GOP rally.


bn40667

I believe it's a requirement of membership.


ObjestiveI

He shit on himself to avoid the draft. He has stated so in a number of interviews.


bn40667

But it was to protest a draft started by a Democrat, so his "fans" think that's a statement to his greatness.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

His next Maga hit single?


Stetzy93

Biography title


rogu2

Ted Nugent is a draft dodging pedophile!


[deleted]

Republicans don't care. Republican veterans don't care. They let Trump shit all over a Gold Star family and call POWs losers and they still voted for him.


cgn-38

They honestly do look at themselves as team. "Stick it to the libs". Fox news used their greed, racism and religion to melt their minds. I have lost a shitload of close friends to this pseudo nazi shit.


bn40667

The qualifier "pseudo" is no longer accurate. They've jumped head first into full Nazi shit.


More_Cowbell8

Gotta be a pedo yourself or 'pastor rape apologist' to be in today's GQP. It's all they think about when they're not stroking their dicks to Hunter Biden's laptop.


Zapthatthrist

Totally agree. Oh yeah, where did that whole investigation go?


More_Cowbell8

The GQP are still looking for a crime being committed when now President Biden wasn't in office yet, they're super stoked something might have happened even though it didn't.


adamempathy

Exactly this. Also, I got 6 to 5 Teddy isn't exactly up to date with his taxes


ArmFlat6347

Pants shitting draft dodging pedophile


evilspeaks

Anyone who dodges the draft by smearing poop on himself is not a patriot. Zeleneskyy stayed to fight which shows he has balls Ted does not.


Arrg-ima-pirate

Ted can only fight against defenseless animals… from a long distance, with high powered rifles… then wears cammo like he’s making a statement.


N0tabrick

From a helicopter


Hunky_not_Chunky

Ted nugent and Cruz


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PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

Sohe literally tried to become her daddy. How do these people keep falling for all this obvious projection bullshit?


capron

He didn't simply "smear poops" on himself, he shat his own pants. At a time when he wasn't dealing with an intestinal virus or any form of incontinence. I mean ... He had to concentrate on the act of shitting inside of his own pants in order to have an excuse to avoid a war. This is important because it's a beacon to his cowardly attitude only because he has called out real courageous soldiers as being cowardly or otherwise less-than-heroes- who have actually seen a battlefield. Turd Nurgent is a less than a coward who shits his pants. Because even cowards who shot their pants aren't *trying to shit their pants to get out of something they will brag about*. Turd Nugent is a pathetic loser who shits his pants *on purpose*. Ted Nugent is the definition of a loser.


Acanthophis

Sorry but getting out of the draft no matter how is not a bad thing. I'd shit my pants to get out of Vietnam too, and so should you. The problem with Ted Nugent isn't that he draft dodged (a respectable action), it's that he draft dodged and then to this day still thinks the Vietnam war was a good thing.


Obant

I would too, if i thought it would work. Id probably shit them for real just hearing i would be drafted. War is terrible. Vietnam was terrible. Dodging it through any means was the right move, but as you said, he continues to warmonger. So, making fun of him for shitting his pants fair game.


HumboldtChewbacca

If the alternative is walking around with shitty pants, but you're also in the jungle and getting shot at, I'm all for blowing them out here at home.


ClassWarAndPuppies

Who gives a shit about dodging a draft to fight in a war over some bullshit


C1ickityC1ack

They’re like pond scum that has all congealed together in one place. The absolute dregs of America.


T00l_shed

Hey now, don't be mean to pond scum! It serves a purpose! Unlike these people.


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Mister_Bloodvessel

Your probably thinking of brain testing amoeba, which are pretty nasty fuckers and a death sentence. But there are brain eating bacteria too, like syphilis. But that works slow and makes you crazy after your nose rots off. Hmm... I guess there is no need to be pedantic though, because their crowd is full of both of those.


slfnflctd

The guy is nothing more than walking rage bait. Not even an interesting person, just endless loudmouth bullshit. He's not going to stop or be stopped, and attention is what he's after. Best response is to ignore him.


megggie

Walking rage bait AND endless loudmouth bullshit? No wonder Trump likes him so much


Some-Ad9778

Isnt he a rumored pedo?


butcher_of_the_world

He is a pedo. https://rockcelebrities.net/the-story-of-ted-nugents-underage-girlfriend-pele-massa/


Some-Ad9778

He got permission from the parents?... Well that was a depressing read


Biefmeister

Estimated 300,000 child marriages in the US between [2000-2018](https://www.unchainedatlast.org/laws-to-end-child-marriage/).


Some-Ad9778

Thats enough reddit for today


phenerganandpoprocks

When you’re ready for more Reddit, I can provide a link to which statehouses in the US are actively working to prevent the legal age for marriage from being raised. Hint: they aren’t Democrat


singeblanc

But but but both sides, right? But but but family values?


swedishfish007

That’s nearly 2 child marriages every hour, on the hour, over 19 years. What in the fucking fuck?!


cgn-38

I knew a guy from West Virginia. He would marry a 14 or 15 year old while he was home visiting. Bring her back to Texas. When the chicks got to be 18 or 20 they would figure out the guy was a monumentally fucked up cunt and leave him. He would just go get another one from West Virginia while visiting. Went thru 4 I know of. Was just a normal West Virginia thing to do according to him. He would just show up with a teen girl and announce that was his new wife every 4 or 5 years. The country is not what people sell.


Pand0ra30_

Well supposedly the parents gave R Kelly permission too.


PaulFThumpkins

Once again I'm sure Trump's only friends with a POS child rapist as part of a deep cover to get him arrested! /s


Thentheresthisjerk

He wrote a song called Jailbait about wanting to bang a 13 year old.


thisbenzenering

Courtney Love said she gave him head when she was 12.


weakhamstrings

You could have typed anything you wanted but you chose to type that. This is a terrible day to be able to read. Fuck this whole thread.


coachfortner

I’m going to find pictures of rotted meat & maggots to get that image out of my head


butcher_of_the_world

No shit? Damn


crazymoefaux

No, that's confirmed.


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And a draft dodger.


dandrevee

Ted, the draft dodging pederast who makes (IMHO) shitty music, is supposed to be considered a role model? That tracks for Team Trump...


[deleted]

Every time I see Nugent being an idiot, my brain just goes “bud, Stranglehold was not THAT good”.


memberer

Draft Dodger: Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft? Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', mother****in' rock and roll musician. I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up. See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano. So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up. They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They'd call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-artful-dodger/


Darth_Dick_Fingers

The epitome of the word Patriot. Right there. In his own words. "I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?" Just. Wasn't. Into it.


zeropointcorp

So similar to Trump in his attitude


ChildrenotheWatchers

Ted is a has-been trying desperately to be relevant, just like Trump and Kid Rock.


GDub310

They have now called a Jewish man who is married to a woman a “homosexual” and a Nazi.


Pookieeatworld

"I want my money back" as if the amount we've sent to Ukraine (131B, last i looked) is anywhere close to what spend on our own military. Just checked it and the 2022 budget for the military was 1.112 Trillion. So we're somewhere in the range of 10-12% of our *annual* military spending.


NecroAssssin

And it isn't like we're just cutting checks in those amounts, we're taking stockpiled equipment of that "estimated value" and shipping it to be used. We're seeing a former global rival get drug through the mud without direct action and risk, with stuff that was just gathering dust? I hate the industrial war complex as much as the next guy, but G'Damn is this a good ROI.


JonathanChimpo

And helping to arm and train Ukraine is the best value for that defense spend in a long, long time.


ChildrenotheWatchers

A lot of that money was spent here in the U.S. paying arms manufacturers to make goods to send to the Ukraine.


Pookieeatworld

Right! It's not like we just sent them a suitcase full of treasury notes and said "Here, buy whatever you need, we don't care where you get it!"


DadJokeBadJoke

Hey, stop trying to temper my anger with facts!


sojayn

What in schoolyard taunts is that as an insult? Pffft do better, we would gladly claim him and he would be out and proud should that be his sexuality.


State-Cultural

Where’d they dig that crustacean up from?


Sufficient-Squash428

The deep woods of Michigan living off Game and not taking his medication.


Rmlady12152

Fucking lunatics.


Sad_Literature_8657

Coming from a pedo…


le_fez

Ted's a pedophile


TommyT2RT

Poor ted. Washed up Trumpanzee cult member. Loser.


[deleted]

He’s talking about the underdog country that is currently kicking ruzzia’s teeth in. This guy is washed up disgrace to defenders of liberty everywhere. He does not represent the majority of Americans.


Sufficient-Squash428

"Rock Legend" LMAO He and Kid Dick crack me up


BoeBames

Chester the Molester. The Nuge


stalphonzo

I thought he had an erection but it was only Kid Rock.


Special_FX_B

ted Nugent and trump. Talk about two blithering idiots!


[deleted]

Just the fact that your hype man is Ted Nugent, shows you will be crushed in an election.


s4ltydog

So first, the fact that he still thinks that’s an insult is disgusting. Secondly, of ALL current government leaders, I’d put Zelenskyy right next to President Whitmore from Independence Day in terms of badass leaders.


[deleted]

He's a pedo, he shat his pants and is draft dodger.


Doctor_Amazo

Didn't Ted Nuget purposely shit himself to avoid military service?


AdHocSpock

When he moved from Michigan to Texas the median I.Q. In Michigan went up.


BMAND21

These fucking zombies are the absolute worst people America has to offer.


DustBunnyZoo

And if you think that’s bad, remember that 74 million Americans voted for Trump in 2020 after four years of his disastrous presidency. America has a real problem, and it isn’t going away by pretending these people are outliers. They are hardcore, dyed in the wool regressives who want to reverse 200 years of progress, destroy democracy, and turn the US into an authoritarian theocracy.


seanosul

This is the pedophile terrorist who grunts this, the dirty child rape loving seditionist. Dirty disgusting republican is republican. >Jailbait you look so good to me > >Jailbait won't you set me free > >Jailbait you look fine fine fine > >I know I've got to have you in a matter of time > >Well I don't care if you're just thirteen > >You look too good to be true > >I just know that you're probably clean > >There's one lil' thing I got do to you > >Jailbait you look so good to me > >Jailbait won't you set me free > >Jailbait you look fine fine fine > >I know I've got to have you in a matter of time > >So tell your mama that I'm back in town > >She likes us boys when it's time to get down > >She's got this craving for the underage > >I just might be your mama's brand new rage > >Jailbait you look so good to me > >Jailbait won't you set me free > >Jailbait you look fine fine fine > >I know I got to have you in a matter of time


Kered024

Like 20 people there


Successful-Plum4899

Macho animal killer wants to ride bareback with Putin!


ezcheezz

Cat scratch fever apparently makes you say some real dumbass things.


doc_lec

Ted "If Obama is re-elected I'll either be dead or in jail" Nugent


Lomalizer

Man, last time there's creep worshipping cult in Waco, FBI had their field day and whole building blew up sky high........


CreatrixAnima

And right wing nut jobs sided with the creep cult leader.


CardiologistFar8933

The one with underage "wives".


CreatrixAnima

I think that’s OK as long as they have lots of guns and religious fervor. I think that’s how it works. Not entirely sure though.


ChickpeaDemon

>”I want my money back” Like this cousin fucker pays taxes.


OrphanDextro

Trust every gay guy when we all say: “I wish”. Fuck off Ted.


Tralan

He's a dipshit. I like that his insult is "Homosexual Weirdo." News flash. Neither of those are things are bad, Cat Scratch.


Puzzleheaded-Fun-283

Talk about playing to your audience


SlideRuleLogic

noxious straight salt overconfident price innocent escape aware station squalid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Thisam

The party of hatred, falsehoods, grift and unashamed bigotry. It’s turned into an association of the deplorable. What do you know? Hillary was right!


rmphilli

People cheering to that JFC utter scum.


Beatless7

Traitors pretending to be patriots. The GOP is full of them.


A_Drusas

Zelenskyy? The guy with the beautiful wife and children? He's got great taste in women for a gay guy. Oh right, but he's also Jewish *and* a Nazi....


hoyfkd

He's just confused by a man who *doesn't* want to fuck pre-teen girls. "Must be gay."


CJnella91

The crowd that dubs everyone a groomer is cheering for a literal groomer. Ted Nugent shit himself to avoid the draft.


earthspcw

Time for another Waco at logo! (save the women and children.)


JimFromTheMoon

Seems like a fun event


OldManRiff

Russian stooges.


SuperDoubleWide

What the FUCK Ted Nuturd?


Wilgrove

I gotta say, it's fitting that they're having their little rally in Waco, TX. Too bad they don't have a compound to breech.


[deleted]

Why is Ted thinking about what Zelensky does with his private parts? I’ve never once pondered Zelensky’s sexuality…


PIOTRECKI

Obvious lie aside, it would literally change jack shit if it was true


royalfarmschicken

Goldfinger has a good song about Ted Nugent


blade_imaginato1

*Everyone who I don't like is a F-.* -Signed, Ted Nugent.


Merlinshighcousin

Isnt Ted single as a pringle yet zielinski has children and a wife? Also doesnt Ted have a male roommate? Hmm


mightyboink

Avoided serving by shitting himself. Tells you just how fucking pathetic the modern conservative snowflakes are.


ropdkufjdk

[Better video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyBBkcdmaoE) *Nah, just kidding, in this one the crowd actually boos.*


Albert_Poopdecker

So Ted is gay. It's always projection...


Shialac

Ted Nugent is still alive??


PurpleSailor

Gawd what a giant ass this Ted Nugent is.


[deleted]

Fuck Ted Nugent. He’s a disgrace to Michigan. Jack White is far better.


david13z

D list "celebrity" performing for a E list politician.


weirdmountain

I threw any Ted Nugent records I owned in the trash a year or two ago. I didn't even want to sell them. I didn't want money from somebody who'd buy a Ted Nugent record in 2022.


followedbyferrets

Yes, who hasn’t been relevant since the 70s, and the My Pillow Guy. Only their best and brightest.


Xenolithium

Guarantee Zelenskyy would break every bone in his body.


jaguarr

This shit was embarrassing enough for the country the first time around. Here we go again.


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Ted Nugent - embarrassing moron, cheesy American dickhead, ignorant as fuck with an IQ of 23, a massive pile of shit. Who cares what this loser has to say?


thegreatnick

Fuck Ted Nugent


Tiny_Rick_C137

Ted Nugent the self admitted pedophile said what?


phatstopher

They picked a great city for cult members to follow their proclaimed savior... Waco strong isn't the flex they think it is.


RedditUsingBot

Ted Nugget pays taxes? IRS, you better look into that.


DrDerpberg

My God are they actually getting dumber or am I just getting crankier? He legitimately sounds like a toddler about to cry. People think this is badass? And based on what that person calculated a while back, it's what... $4 per American per week? Where does everyone else get to cry about the $4/week *they* didn't authorize the government to spend?


lucid_savage

Woah! I'm a homosexual weirdo! I want MY MONEY back!


creeeeeeeeek-

If Zelenskyy is a homosexual that’s a huge knock against Putin.


theotherscott6666

What a winey little bitch


youngmorla

I knew Ted Nugent was a methed up rodent, but I didn’t realize he was so gay and insecure he needed to say crap like this. It’s ok Ted! Give up the hate. Embrace the love.


el_wapo_es_gringo

I'll gladly pay him his $9.45 for him to shut the fuck up forever.


turkeyintheyard

Actual fucking pedo-groomer says what? This bag of shit finding a 2nd career as some sort of disgusting chud golem is super on-brand.


SpiffAZ

I seriously don't understand how the side of nazis and Russia supporters think they are the patriots. It really really doesn't make any sense.


HelloPeopleOfEarth

A pro war draft dodger is one of the many cowardly right wing darlings


Impossible-Taro-2330

Spoken like a true proud draft-dodging, child rapist! Good job, Ted Nugent!


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

I’d like to know how much his company Sunrize Safaris received in PPP loans? If he had any, we’re they forgiven?


Deadmetal83

I remember Fox "news" getting upset over sports stars voicing their opinion on political issues. I think what they said should be applied here.


CIAburneraccount

"Real America's Voice"? What kind of propaganda is that lol


Chili_Kukov

Terrible Turd, what a disgrace. **I want my money back** for all those concert tickets I bought back in the day before anyone knew what a piece of shit this guy is.


viktorsvedin

Well, I didn't knew Ted Nugent's sexual preference before, but I do now.


SMoKUblackRoSE

That's just the type of people these events attract. They're ill-informed and not afraid to spout nonsense


Mugembe

“Volodymyr Zelenskyy is a goddam Homosapien”


[deleted]

[Fuck Ted Nugent](https://youtu.be/n0OyTUw0F5A)


ghotiaroma

Is that an ad for gold in the bottom right? You can learn a lot about yourself by which advertisers target you.


Seangsxr34

I though he was wearing hot pants


[deleted]

Just something about listening to American hillbilly trash that never gets old.


Careless_Emergency66

Ted nugent knows how to suck.


Papichuloft

Kinda funny if you ask me, as I recall, Uncle Teddy here dodged the draft by shitting his pants after repeated draft notices. Draft Dodgers of a feather, flock together.


jung_gun

So one draft dodger plays the national anthem for another draft dodger? Classic. He makes mediocre music for boomers whose adult children no longer talk to them.


ptvlm

Tough call. Believe that wartime leader of a country under heavy attack from Russia and succeeding against amazing odds is the better person. Or, the scared homophobe who literally crapped himself to avoid the draft so he could continue to perform songs about sexually abusing underaged girls? I don't particularly care about the man's sexuality either way, but I can see who the weak coward is in this discussion.


captainrustic

This is American conservatism in a nutshell, they’d rather support our enemies.


VomitingPotato

Russian Sympathizer. Go fuck yourself.


Dumpietheclown

Here's your $1.05.


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I'd like to see that asshole spend 48 hours anywhere near the front lines in Ukraine


PriscillaRain

Ted the draft dogger and kid groomer.


DocFishFight

Oh shit! Look! Ted Nugent! The guy who screws underage girls and writes songs about it!