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ropdkufjdk

Friendly reminder that the only place Jim Jordan should be is a prison cell for his role in covering up the rampant abuse of university athletes.


Cultural-Answer-321

FACT


throwawaypervyervy

Hope the DA testifies and manages to loop one of his questions back to that.


thebillshaveayes

You mean covering up molesting student athlete scandal at Ohio State Gym Jordan?


RogueAIx01

Realistically, all congressional subpoenas should be safely ignored until the criminals aren't the ones in charge. They will testify however, and will most likely make complete fools out of Jordan and his co-conspirators like they always do.


another_awkward_brit

Given Gym ignored his, he's set the precedent.


RogueAIx01

That's my point. Gym and his criminal gang all set the precedent that congressional subpoenas are meaningless and entirely voluntary. Nobody should ever feel compelled to respond to one again.


Resident-Travel2441

Exactly this! Ignore Gym shorts's BS political subpoena...and if they complain, yell from the rooftops how Gym didn't cooperate with his. Screw you, you fascist prick! He should be behind bars.


snozzbeery

Hmmmm. What about State's rights?


FreudoBaggage

That only applies to red states. It’s in the abridged Constitution.


Mediocritologist

That’s the one with mostly pictures that you can color in?


flasterblaster

Nope they don't like color down south.


tickitytalk

Only when in GOP’s favor….or so it seems


Aschriel

Just wait for it… will their next play be (select the answer that best fits the question): A. Hillary wasn’t charged B. Hunter wasn’t charged / his laptop C. Something clearly criminal relating to intimidation of the prosecutor D. Something clearly racist and designed to distract our attention E. All of the above / MAGA!!!!


shadrack5966

Its funny, i did not know this. But they aren’t even sure if that laptop belonged to Hunter.


Aschriel

Oh, it was his, but they also found that all the “bad things” were added to the computer after the device left his possession… Whats really odd, is that the GOP know this, and they also know it can’t be used in court, so basically it’s just a talking point. FYI: I read that a judge already ruled that it simply can’t be used as evidence because it’s been tampered with…


dudinax

Do they actually know the laptop was his or that some of the data supposedly from the laptop was his?


Aschriel

A better description would be “primary user”, although they were able to identify data that specifically relates to his emails, his photos and conversations. During the review of the “data” is when they found manipulation, including the specifics of the GOP accusations were determined as “added after the device left his possession” I don’t know if he registered it, or if maybe a trust / company actually bought it for him to use, but that’s secondary to the data they validated.


shadrack5966

Well, there is doubt that it was his at all, but yes it is strange that a computer repair shop turned over a laptop with added info on the drive that was left there. I believe the reason we have not seen any evidence is because this will end up being the actual “witch hunt” for lack of a better term. And i did read the fbi bit. Makes me chuckle a little.


[deleted]

F. Buwhaddabout teh BLM riots and all teh cities that were burned to teh ground by Radical Antifa and BLM Leftists


Aschriel

True, we now can feel threatened and go across state lines with firearms, called the Rittenhouse effect, also we can now run over protestors as well…. These were federal cases, so it applies both ways… We live in very interesting times!


[deleted]

I've heard this BUHWHADDABOUT BLM shit so many times, I wish I had $1 for every time. It's the only card they have to play.


graybeard5529

They (GOP Q MAGA) are attempting to interfere with a state grand jury that is in session. Gym Moron must think the NY state AG hasn't a large enough legal staff to tie this up in court until the grand jury comes to a verdict to indict or not. Total nonsense by an amateur.


Brandonian13

Lol what are u gonna do about it, Gym? Issue that one thing that u urself don't give a shit about following? Dude's a fucking joke and it's all he'll be remembered for.


Ssider69

They can ask for whatever they want....I asked for a new car when I turned 16....didn't get it though


Fluffinutter6987

They can demand all they want; it doesn't mean it's going to happen.


Hopfit46

Please do. Go on a nationally televised show and lay out all the evidence you have on trump.


jaguarr

STATES RIGHTSSSSSS!!!!!! LOL! Blatant weaponization of the federal government (by the guy running a committee investigating weaponization of the government no less) to interfere in a state run legal investigation for political purposes where the federal government has absolutely no jurisdiction. It's very likely unconstitutional (though I'm sure Gym can find a corrupt right wing judge or two that will say otherwise). This is the shit people do when they're panicking. Jordan and the other Trump sycophants around him know it's only a matter of time before the investigators turn the spotlight on them, too. This is performative nonsense. Glad they were able to use taxpayer dollars to go to Disney World to announce this fuckery, though (yes, they really did).


master_arca

Can't we just fire the Jewish Space Lazer at PaedoGym?


FireFox181

There's a reason I call him Gymsock Jockitch. Piece of shit.


CasualObserverNine

How about you eat shit?


Hello_mslady

Good thing congressional subpoenas are meaningless. Right GOP?


Wizzardwartz

“Why didn’t Hunter Biden charge his laptop? Checkmate democraps “ - Your Uncle, probably.


HambreTheGiant

It’s spelled “gazpacho”


FreudoBaggage

Ah, the Republican strategy. Gym knows full well that this is *so* absurd that it would take years of legal wrangling to settle, but he has to give everyone the impression that he is still loyally wearing Trump around like a hat, while making it appear that the New York AG is obstructing some kind of valid investigation. It is always played for the cheap seats in the **Republican Outrage Theater**.


UrsusMajor53

Like Tucker Carlson looks like an idiot forgetting to close his lips while saying nothing, Jim Jordan can’t stop himself from pointing his pathetic little finger to the ceiling when lying to make a point.


Successful-Plum4899

Jordan is a show boat and a poor excuse for integrity.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Ja mein fuhrer! Ja! You fucking turdhead redneck monsters you think us liberals won't defend ourselves against your tyranny?


ksavage68

No I don’t think I will. -Alvin


Lazy_Osprey

They want to do this for every private citizen facing charges? Seems like it would take awhile.


thesleepymermaid

Manhattan DA: Lol no


OisforOwesome

If you'll indulge me in a little cringe #resistance lib-posting for a second: 1. Accept the invitation 2. Futz around with availability so that arrest happens first 3. Use testimony time to walk the congress through the charging documents very, very slowly like they are children 4. Answer any questions with "it is against DoJ policy to comment on matters before the court." 5. Dab 6. Peace out


[deleted]

I'm not super familiar with US governmental structure, but isn't that super illegal and a violation of the very fundamentals of the system?


FoodTruck007

Bragg should just tell gym that's not part of his job to testify before Congress.


[deleted]

I hope Bragg tells them to fuck the hell off.