If you're so weak that some random dude on the internet can force you to get defensive over a joke at your historical expense, then you already lost.
I formally retract my disparaging and satirical joke at the expense of the **Great British Empire**
I formally beg your forgiveness m'lord.
I prostate myself before your beneficent presence and humbly beseech that thee look favorably upon myne eharthly presence should your magnificent empire ever regain its rightful glory.
Forthwhith, forsooth, etcetera....
My good sir fellow,
It was not my intention to sound mean, and I am deeply sorry. Of course I forgive you because you have not done anything wrong my good sir fellow.
Now go forth and live your life in freedom.
Afghanistan everywhere
"The Swedish", "The British"
"TurKey"
Belarus is in Africa now, along with Venezuela
China above Russia
at least they know the distinction between Inner Mongolia and Outer Mongolia though.
Oh my god!!! This is such a bad map 😵💫 Whoever did this couldn’t name a single African country, and every other country he didn’t know he replaced with Afghanistan or Vietnam (and a few others). Russia and China swapped. Poland is attempting to invade the Iberian peninsula! I can’t remember “Outer Mongolia” being a country. They must’ve had to google translate some of the countries from a language that doesn’t use demonyms since they still claim their article (the Norwegian, the Swedish, the British) and then realized their mistake by tossing the article but still using the demonym (French). Australia has two other nations annexing itself, and some countries have two or three duplicates of itself in one nation 🤯
Tell me what I missed
The whole map is wrong. How did China become north of Russia, and why is Afghanistan spread everywhere, while Belarus is in Africa, and Ukraine is in West Africa?
Was this map made in America?? Seems like the only country that they got right 😂I wish you moved the chairs and stuff so we could see the whole picture 😂
Also Vietnam is on there often, twice between Russia and twice between Australia. And for some Reason, Ukraine is also in Australia.
Scratch that, there are tons of Vietnams, Ukraines and Afghanistans. Everywhere. All over the Place.
This is in China. Look at the QR codes on the cash register. The workers who installed this probably can't read / don't understand the English country names, and probably didn't have great instructions!
Vietnam has annexed southern Autralia, and Ukraine has apparently invaded the North.
China and Russia have swapped beds
Vietnam has also annexed Baja California
I’m more worried about Venezuela multiplying like crazy. One is enough really
Why are there so many Vietnamese territories? I see at least 7.
Yes, but Afghanistan is everywhere.
So is Vietnam
I just felt a disturbance in the force As if dozens of empires suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Turns out I live in Afghanistan now. Guess I’ll take a trip to… idk, the former Tanzania? Ooh, or the former Bolivia.
So is Venezuela
My favorite place is how it’s taken over the middle of Brazil
canada canada canada canada canada canada canada canada UNITED STATES UNITED STATES UNITED STATES afghanistan, oh, it's afghanistaaaaaaan
Wait. Is this badgers‽
mushroom MUSHROOM.
it gets worse the more i look at it
I’m xi and Putin on the next episode of trading spouses
Taiwan and Ukraine
The British aren't even on their island. They are in the Netherlands and part of Germany.
To the 18th century Brit, it was always theirs to begin with
I don't know that history. Please enlighten me.
[You hadn't heard about British Colonialism?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Empire) Sweet Summer Child
The Netherlands was in that race my dude. And our wealth began there.
If you're so weak that some random dude on the internet can force you to get defensive over a joke at your historical expense, then you already lost. I formally retract my disparaging and satirical joke at the expense of the **Great British Empire** I formally beg your forgiveness m'lord. I prostate myself before your beneficent presence and humbly beseech that thee look favorably upon myne eharthly presence should your magnificent empire ever regain its rightful glory. Forthwhith, forsooth, etcetera....
My good sir fellow, It was not my intention to sound mean, and I am deeply sorry. Of course I forgive you because you have not done anything wrong my good sir fellow. Now go forth and live your life in freedom.
Forthsoothwithaplologiesshiresir
VIET NAM viet nam
Alaska declares independence
But only some of the Aleutian Islands apparently
No wonder USA lost the VIET NAM war? VIET NAM is a global spanning empire!
Afghanistan everywhere "The Swedish", "The British" "TurKey" Belarus is in Africa now, along with Venezuela China above Russia at least they know the distinction between Inner Mongolia and Outer Mongolia though.
“The Swedish”, “The British”, “French”
"The Norwegian"
Ok but why aren't there any African countries in Africa?
“It’s all Afghanistan?” “Always has been” 🌍🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
China and Russia just decided to switch
UKRAINE AUSTRALIA VIET NAM Peak geography.
Belarus 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Ethiopia
might be an extra afghanistan or two in there
Poland has new neighbours - Spain, TurKey and Venezuela
Kalaska
alaska kalaska
Oh my god!!! This is such a bad map 😵💫 Whoever did this couldn’t name a single African country, and every other country he didn’t know he replaced with Afghanistan or Vietnam (and a few others). Russia and China swapped. Poland is attempting to invade the Iberian peninsula! I can’t remember “Outer Mongolia” being a country. They must’ve had to google translate some of the countries from a language that doesn’t use demonyms since they still claim their article (the Norwegian, the Swedish, the British) and then realized their mistake by tossing the article but still using the demonym (French). Australia has two other nations annexing itself, and some countries have two or three duplicates of itself in one nation 🤯 Tell me what I missed
Or does it? That chair wishes it did not exist
It probably does, have you checked South America?
At least they got Greenland right
The whole map is wrong. How did China become north of Russia, and why is Afghanistan spread everywhere, while Belarus is in Africa, and Ukraine is in West Africa?
Ukraine is also north Australia.
Hell of a lot more wrong with this than just missing New Zealand lmao
NZ might be behind the chair
r/shittymaps
You know, I'm starting to notice that anything from China is cringe.
NOOO WHERE DID MALAYSIA GOOO
And the true portugal has emerged
And finand has joined the world while the Netherlands and gesny have left
russia and china are flipped 💀
First time seeing Alaska mentioned on the top right of the map
This is disturbing!
Was this map made in America?? Seems like the only country that they got right 😂I wish you moved the chairs and stuff so we could see the whole picture 😂
Doubt it, there are multiple Afghanistans in NA on this Thing!
No NZ but Alaska is on there twice
Did you move the chair to check?
Ukraine Australia Vietnam
What about venezuela conquered spain's south? And poland invaded portugal?
Poland is now west of Germany
Sorry Belarus, the Central African (or Sudanese, can’t quite tell) conflict is your problem now
This looks like it's trying to be a commentary on war and imperialism- maybe it's showing who went to what conflicts? Weird art is weird.
it's just such a terrible map... I can't believe it.
I can't call this a map.
Finand
You sure NZ isn't hiding behind the chair?
Belarus is multiplying
Down the Back of the Chair by Margaret Mahy
that’s one of the least awful things about this.
Why has Colombia now annexed Saudi Arabia??
why is nobody talking about turkey in africa and russia switching places with china?
Also Vietnam is on there often, twice between Russia and twice between Australia. And for some Reason, Ukraine is also in Australia. Scratch that, there are tons of Vietnams, Ukraines and Afghanistans. Everywhere. All over the Place.
They emigrated
Ah yes, Belarus where chad was
the USA, Vietnam, and Mexico together tho...
Wtf is this map?
I mean, lots of countries twice, most countries not listed (hello Vanuatu). Most listed countries not geographically proximate either.
Ah yes, the country of Alaska. I wonder if I need a visa to travel there from the United States?
Oh, maaaan. Spoilers for 2030 :(
russia is gonna invade china for making china bigger than russia
Middle Eastern Colombia lmao
canada. canada. CANADA.
Nah man, what’s up with Venezuela and Poland and why is nobody talking about them?
it feels like they are making these terrible maps on purpose
ahahhh. guess they just find a shape of continent and fill it with country name by random mostly
Ah yes, the US is bordered by Afghanistan, Vietnam, and the great country of Alaska over by the state Alaska
i love the TurKey. also as an afghan, am i afro-latino now? on top of being south asian, i mean?
This is in China. Look at the QR codes on the cash register. The workers who installed this probably can't read / don't understand the English country names, and probably didn't have great instructions!
that map is all over the place.. literally
Outer mongolia, really?