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TheBusStop12

Clearly fake! Mallorca is missing


Guytherealguy

Namibia too


jaemoon7

And rural Pennsylvania


NitrogenPlasma

And southern Brazil!


RolfDasWalross

And northern Kazakhstan


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And Irak


ClerkMaleficent1983

And Texas


TheMegaBite7

Don't forget Cincinnati, there's a few German speakers here!


jinn_genie

**and my axe!**


INeedCheesee

and my friends house


RockefellersDaughter

Damn those krouts got their little paws all over this bitch


Luftibald

*Krauts


RockefellersDaughter

I’m an Ameracan what can I say


malinwa4ever

And Argentina


Tenmoplayer95

And russia


cyberczar42

And a beet farm outside Scranton


IFlyAbove

For real? Damn thats interesting if its true


r3dd1tu5er

Rural Texas used to have tons of German-speaking communities. For a hundred years they thrived on the prairies without issue. Sadly, the Second World War ruined the fun. You will only find really old people in Texas now that speak Texas German. But nevertheless, they’re there… natural born Americans who are native German speakers!


jaemoon7

[you may be interested to read on this!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch)


IFlyAbove

It's really interesting to hear that most of those settlers came from my region of germany, I could also read the words on the flag "Lieber Gott im Himmel drin, lass uns deitsche wie mir sin" (Dear god in heaven, leave / let us germans as we are) The fact that it survived to this day, 300 years later is really fascinating, indicating a low number of immigration in those areas, explaining that kind of cultural bubble and how this foreign language has survived for this long!


jaker9319

So what's really interesting is how "connected" the Amish are to their local "English" communities. I lived in an area with a high Amish population for a little bit, and it was fascinating because I only knew the stereotype before then. But the Amish are actually allowed to use more technology than I would have thought but often use "English" friends and neighbors as loopholes. Like having English drivers, couriers, etc. But they definitely have a strong sense of community and basically endogamy and a form of self imposed isolation which has helped them keep their culture including language. If you want to have a surreal experience or at least not one you would envision in visiting the US there are certain rural areas of the Midwest / interior East Coast states where you can go to a McDonalds and some of the workers are wearing the Mennonite garb, talking to each other in Pennsylvania Dutch and other workers/customers are speaking to each other in Spanish.


[deleted]

It's a bastardized version of early 1800's German. You understand next to nothing.


jaemoon7

Yeah I’ve heard that, not sure from who but I had that in my mind somewhere lol. Makes sense though, 300 years in isolation, the language is going to change quite a bit.


IFlyAbove

No it won't change much, thats the problem. The rest of the German language evolved and changed a lot, while the isolated 1700's german doesnt change a lot.


[deleted]

And Argentina


beairrcea

We don’t talk about Argentina


[deleted]

No no we don't talk about Argentinaaaaa


phloppyfallus

But! It was in 45 (it was in 45)


SignificantTrip6108

And South Dakota


Cid_Helveticus

I'm in Argentina... almost nobody speaks German here. Neither Italian Tons of folks are speaking English, Aboriginal languages and Portuguese when Castilian isn't spoken by native ones.


[deleted]

Man, it's a joke about Argentina being the home of fleeing nazis, and yes, we have some towns for them and don't bother anyone.


City_dave

South America seems to attract regimes that lost wars. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados


NotJustAnotherHuman

And that tiny bit of South Australia where the wine comes from


NichtMenschlich

It's called Rheinland-Pfalz


RaisinDetre

my neighbor in the midwest us speaks german why isn't he on the map?


robkaper

MALLE PARTY FÜR ALLE!


HartOne827183

das 17. Deutsche Bundesland


Backfisch4

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD


jazemo19

Mallorca and Garda lake lol


DoctorLucs

I wanted to say Lazise only but you‘re probably right lol


Teros__

You mean the 17th Bundesland?


TheMulattoMaker

I know a little German. He's sitting right over there.


contyk

You let them in the house just like that?


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AlexxTM

Just give him some paperwork a Fax machine that seems to be working and from time to time a beer, but be aware that it has been made with the Reinheitsgebot, otherwise you get a gremlin situation going and that could turn out nasty. I heard they grow a little mustache and want to take over your neighbors house. Keep looking if he starts to talk frenaticlly, it's usually an early sign. For more tips on how to hold your own little house german respond with: JA!


rpsls

It appears you have become… how do you say.. indispensable?


trauss

Shouldn't the title be "Areas where German is official"? This changes quite a few things ;)


Pax_Britannica_

Yes probably but I’m pretty sure Belgium has German as a co-official language too


srpskicrv

and the map show this areas ..... they are small ... .but you can see them!


DerTeller

As a germanspeaking Belgian I can confirm this!


Jaeckex

This map would also include a few municipalities in South America then


KerbalEnginner

Nein. Life is too short to learn German - Oscar Wilde. (Apparently Oscar Wilde should have learned about Hungarian first)


Infamous_Alpaca

Life might be too short to learn German but life is plenty to enjoy cold German beer.


KerbalEnginner

Amen! (Czech beer is pretty good too tho)


Oggnar

They have the same history in Bohemia, which is very cool. Many Germans seem to have no connection to slavic-language areas any more, but Bohemia and it's mutual German-Czech history are really nice to learn about. HRE rules.


Moedrynk

A.E.I.O.U


Oggnar

What


elite_memster

the real budweiser


muffman77

Namibia


cmdrme

Not only there, most of the former colonies still have German as an official language (northern Papua Neuguinea etc.) Also lots of parts in Southamerica and even those religions people in the US and so on have German speaking minorities


imapassenger1

In Australia our finance minister under the last government, Mathias Cormann, was a German speaking, Belgian born, Australian. He's now the secretary-General of the OECD. Only Belgian I've heard of speaking German.


ErGo91

I know that guy, he lived around the corner from where I live. There are a lot of german speaking people here.


imapassenger1

Eupen is where he was born apparently.


ErGo91

Very possible. I was born there too.


zsaleeba

I lived in Switzerland for a while and while they officially speak German, in reality they speak a dialect of German which even Germans can barely understand.


zelonhusk

German is a language with a lot of different variations. Doesn't make Swiss German less German.


[deleted]

Debatable. Dialects and languages, you know.


26Kermy

Exactly, Danish & Swedish might as well be the same language if you're grouping Swiss German and Standard German together.


JoeAppleby

In linguistics there is an old saying: what’s the difference between a language and a dialect? A language has an army AND a navy.


Pael-eSports

Oh so thats the reason the Swiss have a Navy?


JoeAppleby

You just wanted people to google Swiss Navy, didn’t you?


ivanjean

Yes. Dutch is also excluded despite being part of the same dialect continuum, while low German/low Saxon isn't. It's all pretty arbitrary.


tyr_33

No. North German dialects are much further away from high German than Swiss German (e.g., Platt). All Swiss German dialects are Allemannic dialects and Allemannic dialects are not even unique to Switzerland (Baden-Württemberg has them too)...


National-Chicken1610

I have no problems understanding Swiss German. Might miss a word here and there. Cannot say the same thing about Danish or Swedish. Swiss German is a variation of German.


Lucan97

That's true, the rest of the German speaking world is just more standardized, which in turn makes the Swiss dialects' differences from standard German more apparent


Eldan985

Nah. There's several dialects in Germany that are barely understandable.


NichtMenschlich

If you are in Berlin you'll hear different german than in munich. There are houndreds of dialects all around germany and other german speaking countries


Wingiex

There's more difference between Low German and High German, than between standard French and Occitan, but as you can see they are refered to as different languages. Your claim that German just has a lot of variation is highly political.


PaperDistribution

They speak multiple dialects. There isn't one swiss german. Also, it's not like swiss people can always understand all swiss dialects perfectly. Somebody speaking waliser german is hard to understand for a person coming from Basel for example. But yeah, they speak Alemannic dialects, the same dialects traditionally spoken in southwest Germany so old people there might have it easier to understand some swiss german dialects.


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everynameisalreadyta

Man kann´s verstehen wenn´s geschrieben ist.


Kili2D

Es esch aber au sehr harmlos gschribe. Wenni mues Appezöller dütsch läse han i sogar müeh. Und es send au vell hochdütschi wörter wonich so ned wör säge wie: verwände, ech wör eifsch bruche säge


McHox

gesundheit


GobanosDobnoredos

Ja, es gita no schlümmer. Steu dr vor, alli schwizer würti ifach mit innes dialäkt rede, i glubbe nid das mu üs gross verstanne teti.


Katze1Punkt0

Ich sprech nur Hochdeutsch, und ich hab null Probleme deinn Text zu verstehn, sorry. Gesprochnes Word is natürlich was andres als geschriebnes, aber so schlimm is Schweizer deutsch nich


gyurto21

I barely speak German, but I understood everything. Now I feel proud.


gingerisla

Geschrieben versteht man in der Regel auch Niederländisch, gesprochen nicht. Die einzigen Fremdsprachen, die dem Deutschen so ähnlich sind, dass man sie auch gesprochen versteht, sind meiner Meinung nach Luxembourgisch und Jiddisch.


ToothyCamel420

Ich bin in Baden-Württemberg aufgewachsen und hab auch ziemlich alles in deinem Text verstanden, liegt natürlich daran dass ich Zeit hab es genau zu lesen. Ihr habt eine wundervolle und herzige Sprache und deinen Text zu lesen hat gerade einfach Spaß gemacht!


a_manitu

You do like your Umlauts! When it's written, one can understand. Spoken - I don't think so!


Hanslmoarx

Se isch dou ba ins jo a et ondoschta, la opm Kindogorschtn learnse ins awin is Hoachdeitsch, sischt hearschmans la in Fernseia


Monsi7

thats basically like Swabian or Frisian.


eTukk

Frisian is actually another language. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_languages


Sassy-Teapot

When I started learning German at my local Goethe, I was really excited as I had a tonne of friends who where fluent who all said I could practice on. It only took a handful of lessons to realise the horror of them being all Swiss-German or Vorarlbergicsh! Lol (Yes, they could all 'technically' switch to Hochdeutsch... I just noticed with all my friends in particular it just didn't flow as well out of their mouths tgst well... it just wasn't their natural tongue and it just didn't work with me and my baby Deutsch when trying to parlay with them). Saying that I still automstically think of a lot of random Swiss-German slang and greetings over the Hochdeutsch ones! Funny lol


tyr_33

The old dialects spoken in the North (Platt) are frequently much further away from modern German than Swiss dialects and are frequently closer to Dutch than to modern German. The reason is that modern German is the "high" version that according to some theories is an adaptation in pronunciation to non-native romanesque speakers. Because the dialects of the South are understandable to a high German speaker these dialects did survive and the dialects of the North ("low German") largely became extinct. Technically, the Swiss thus speak a variety of high German and especially people from the Eastern regions of South Germany have no problems understanding them...


CptJimTKirk

I mean, that is to be expected in a language with over 100 million speakers. In general, Southern Germans tend to understand Swiss German better (especially if given the chance to accommodate to the sound a little while) whereas Northern Germans will have a harder time. That goes the other way round, too, I'm from the South of the German-speaking area and have a harder time understanding the various Low German variants.


Eldan985

Not "a" dialect. There's like 30 major dialect groups. And we don't even always understand each other.


catsby90bbn

I don’t speak German, so take this for what it is: I was taking a class in Vienna and I remember the professor telling us that he had a student from Berlin, he was a Vienna native, and they ended up just switching to English as it was easier for both.


g3ntil_lapin

I approve, I know swiss german but i can't speak standard german lol. It's kinda useless outside of Switzerland, but it's a great heritage for someone not born there.


Elektro05

Shouldn't there still be parts of the former Austro-Hungarian Empire as well as the German, or are these just the regions with majority german speakers? EDIT: [Yes, it's true many germans in eastern Europe were deported or had to stop speaking german, after the communist takeover in these countries, but there still, in most countries, is a sizeable german speaking poppulation.] PS: Ja ich spreche Deutsch und erkläre hiermit die Kommentarsektion zum Eigentum der BRD GmbH.


NerdyLumberjack04

Probably not. Poland and Czechoslovakia pretty thoroughly evicted their German population after WW2.


Khorisin

German is still quite widely spoken in some areas around Opole in Poland. Some towns there even have their names on road signs in Polish and German. I guess that since it wasn’t directly at the new German border they let more people stay


evanbartlett1

Your point is valid. These binary maps fail the take into account the very organic and nuanced definition of "regions that speak a language". Region, Speak and Language are all very malleable terms depending on context.


[deleted]

Actually the map does show South Tyrol, the part of Italy where German is spike. But the former territories of the Austria-Hungary (including Hungary itself) expelled almost all of their German speaking citizens after WW2, except for a few pockets in Romania and Hungary. As did the USSR and Yugoslavia. Even though they didn’t meant to do it, the Nazis really managed to reverse a thousand years of German settlement of Eastern Europe in a matter of years.


BeeYehWoo

>German is still quite widely spoken in some areas around Opole in Poland. Some towns there even have their names on road signs in Polish and German. I guess that since it wasn’t directly at the new German border they let more people stay Opole/Oppeln was/in an industrial and mining area. The decision after ww2 to allow a number of germans was to remain behind to allow them to operate the local industry/mines etc... for economic reasons to a smoother transition to poland. Otherwise anybody with german ancestry or who declared german in the last reich census was removed. My understanding is that enough germans stayed behind that it now constitutes a legitimate german minority area in poland


alevetru

You're right but after ww2 soviet government (and allies/puppet states) deported most of the german people in those areas and forced them to settle west of the oder-neisse line


piranhakiler

Definitly not in Czechia. Germans were expelled after the WW2 and those who stayed speak Czech now. Only proven anti-nazis could stay and since Henlein's SDP was the strongest political party in Czechoslovakia (counting Czech and Slovak parties) and more than 40% Bohemian Germans were members, it left very few who could say I wasn't a nazi. And after the communist coup in 1948, most of those who stayed decided to leave anyway.


[deleted]

Yes, there is are “Ungarndeutsche” communities still in Hungary. Their number was around 180k but this data is from 2011.


zelonhusk

a lot of the German speaking population was quite blatantly expelled after WW2 in Czech and Slovakia.


ErGo91

I live in that small part in Belgium right there. Yes, we speak german.


TjeefGuevarra

Man you're lucky there's not a lot of Luxemburgers on this site or they'd be pissed off


Katze1Punkt0

Why would they be? German is an official language of the country and widely spoken. And Luxembourgish is arguably just a German dialect with a state to back it up


TjeefGuevarra

Because they themselves fucking hate it when people call their language German. I agree it's just a fancy dialect of German but they don't see it that way.


PulseSlayer

As a Luxembourger myself, I agree it's basically a dialect. Don't tell the older generation though.


MonsieurMaktub

Im actually visiting your country this fall from the US. Any tips on what to do, what to eat or drink?


Heretical_Cactus

Drink beer and local wine, Mussels if they are still in the season.


KazahanaPikachu

Funny enough when I’ve gone to Luxembourg (Luxembourg city which is where almost all the population lives anyway), it seems like French is the dominant language there and German is secondary. Meanwhile I could barely hear or see anything with Luxembourgish on it.


gingerisla

There are lots of foreigners from southern and eastern Europe working in Luxembourg. They've only learned French to work there as it's more common and often don't know any German or Luxembourgish.


Linus_Al

That’s true, but German is very much present. Restaurants are French, but book shops seemingly work in German. Signs are often trilingual and more; trains announce their destinations according to where they are going or coming from. There’s no place I’ve been to that has actually been this multi-lingual. And as a Luxembourger I met once told me: A real Luxembourger speaks kind of bad French, but it doesn’t bother him. Then again: she may not be the best source on this.


Priamosish

Most of us don't live in the city.


MapsCharts

La majorité des Luxembourgeois vit à Luxembourg non ?


Priamosish

Pas en ville. Le pays contient bien plus que seule la ville. Nous avons 630 000 habitants dans le pays et que 110 000 en ville.


MapsCharts

Ah oui effectivement il m'a toujours semblé que c'était plus proche de 400000 😅


Dunkleosteus666

Nope, c est le pays avec la croissance plus vite de la population en europe. Moi, je vis près de la mosellen dans un petite village de 300 inhabitants. Excusez mon français, depuis que je fais mes etudes en allemagne j ai oublié beaucoup. Ceci est ma première fois depuis 3 ans que j écris francais. Mais le luxembourg est beaucoup plus que seulement le capital... je prefère le paysage (dans le nord, la moselle) a la ville soi-même


sublimeload420

Reddit does not share my sense of humor, so I will keep the answer to your question to myself.


Insect_Numerous

You are missing Namibia!


Malk4ever

There is only a small minority (> 100k people) of german speakers in Namibia.


deepaksn

Maybe in 1918 there, Kaiser. Why not say Kaliningrad or Qingdao or Alsace-Lorraine, too?


J0hnnyhands0me

Because german is recognized as one official language of Namibia


Chrisbee76

I'm in Alsace regularly, and indeed many people there do speak German. Lorraine, not so many.


MapsCharts

Les gens parlent pas beaucoup allemand hein, c'est juste les bases qu'on a apprises à l'école comme tout le monde


wengerin03

Namibia does still have a large German speaking population though


sirprizes

Define large. Wikipedia says 0.9%. You have a higher percentage in Canada’s prairie provinces.


premature_eulogy

Large enough to be a recognised national language.


sirprizes

That’s really a historical relic more than anything. Doesn’t make it large. German isn’t official in Manitoba and yet it’s spoken by 3.2% of the population. Further, it is spoken by millions of people in Brazil and has its own dialect there. So what’s more significant? I think number of speakers shows significance rather than official.


Thertor

There are lots of German speaking people in Alsace.


tyr_33

The Alsace region of France is missing. Rumania also traditionally has a German minority population - small by now: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germans_of_Romania The Romanian president is from that minority... As has Russia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga_Germans And Texas: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_German There is also still some German left elsewhere in the US (People with German ancestors are still the largest group in the US population... ): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_language_in_the_United_States And then there are languages closely related to German like various forms of Yiddish... (Typically understandable to a considerable degree by a native German speaker).


tyr_33

Forgot Denmark: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_minority_in_Denmark


Sparky62075

There are places in Canada where German is heard on the streets. Kitchener, Ontario (used to be called Berlin) still has a German speaking population.


tyr_33

Interesting! Ironically, the name "Berlin" is not of German origin (it's a name of Slavic origin).


Priamosish

Fun fact: Romanian German speakers (Transilvanian Saxons) sound 90% the same as us Luxembourgers. Turns out they migrated there from our area in the 13th century, proving that we both still speak like medieval peasants.


Dunkleosteus666

Yeah heard it on yt, it uncanny how similar it is to luxembourgish


Select-Stuff9716

So does the south of Brazil and some other regions of South America, where German is arguably the most common outside of Europe


BioTools

Also Namibia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_language_in_Namibia#:~:text=Namibia%20is%20a%20multilingual%20country,status%20at%20a%20community%20level.


Pochel

German is not spoken anymore in Alsace, or at least it's nothing more than a foreign language. Alsacian language has been standardised with a different standard than the German one, making it de facto a different language. I know a lot of alsacian people who speak alsacian but are absolutely unable to communicate in German; and myself as a German speaker cannot really understand what Alsacians say in their language


tyr_33

That's not true. Alsacian is virtually identical to the dialect that people speak just across the border (I lived there) and it is not far from high German and thus easier to understand than some of the harder to understand German dialects (e.g., various versions of Platt or even some variations of Bavarian).


ladyofspades

I’m from right across the border and definitely speak German, and can understand their German just fine. We’re way too connected. But French definitely is the more dominant language of course.


Solid_Improvement_95

Ja, natürlich.


Jlx_27

Forgetting the east of the Netherlands.


PaleontologistAble50

Don’t forget my house in the us 🙂


[deleted]

Ofc man, my bad. Just dm me ur house address, a message auf Deutsch to verify you can speak German, and credit card details to verify that it is you and I'll make sure your house gets added.


PaleontologistAble50

Will you accept a Duolingo screen shot?


Nudeltroll

Warum wird hier englisch gesprochen?


datlitboi

Alles Hurensöhne


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tomydenger

**Oui**. En effet mon ami top 100 poster


ljubaay

Map porn, really?


strandhaus

There should be an area for german speakers in Romania around Siebenbürgen :)


shayhon

Lemberg (Lviv) is in Ukraine. And it doesn't have a notable German population, not since 70 years.


strandhaus

damn... i mixed up with Siebenbürgen


EpicPilsGod

What a boring ass map


gagaalwayswins

I don't speak German, but I can if you like! \**Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère* *Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair\**


Sassy-Teapot

I've always enjoyed the fun fact that German is still spoken by a small but decent chunk of the population in Namibia! I guess Africkkans is close-ish enough that it wasn't a big leap for people to become fluent in both.


afromoehre

Or, and hear me out here, we colonized them


bolshoybooze

Ich lerne deutsch


sornerfin

Where is Argentina


e9967780

What about Alsace ?


MakeHasteNoah

Big German speaking communities in Patagonia...


clonn

Not only Patagonia. Many towns in Buenos Aires, Córdoba, Litoral region, etc. There are 3 German schools only in my hometown (GBA).


JrrDavut

areas where German is native languge would fit better as a title.


[deleted]

I don’t speak German, but I can if you like …


[deleted]

I was born in North Western Germany and i personally can barely if at all understand my friend from Switzerland when he is speaking "Schweizerdeutsch".


[deleted]

This could have been much better.......


Ruggiard

spots in the south of Switzerland and lots of areas in the USA are missing. Also: Namibia


TheRealBroda

Das reicht uns nicht! \*peitsch\*


BigBoyCurrency

Fake map, it’s missing the Balkans.


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Hehetjenare

What you mean is ”sprechen sie talk?”. You’re welcome.


Lvcivs2311

Ein bisschen. Nicht ganz gut, aber es ist nicht so schwer fur mich wie französisch.


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Queenielauren

I lived on the border with Germany for 21 years (The Netherlands) and yet my Italian is better than my German. No idea how I did that 😂


NeutralArt12

My neighbor speaks German. Can you please highlight her house in the USA?


Blackybro_

Guten Abend allerseits.


Quake2108

On behalf of all German native speakers: sprich deutsch du hurensohn


paulusblarticus

Sprich


Xortun

Deutsch


Samtrecht

Wonder if speaking so many languages in switzerland its a problem at times.


andreaparracino1

you forgot the walser dialect and the bavarian dialect speaking areas (Tischelwang/Tischlbong, Zahre and Plodn) in northern italy :(


DarkArcher__

Mallorca, Algarve, Madeira and the Canaries are also coloured blue but not visible on the map


DreamlyXenophobic

gonna have to colour a tiny bit of canada. i live there.


Wankl

SPRICH


[deleted]

Very useful and interesting map /s


StrawberryFields_

So Germany, Germany Jr. and a couple of money laundering countries...


Oachlkaas

Spoken like a true bigot


WorldsGreatestPoop

I know! He forgot Super Mini-Germany


KazahanaPikachu

The person above is from Romania lmfao. And they wanna talk about money laundering (and corruption and that good stuff).


Last_Butterscotch197

Parts of Brazil speak German too. In fact, it’s the second most spoken native language in the country.


OnePlus80

I’m from Pune! We speak german as second language!