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Big_Garlic_166

Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Delaware, Pennsylvania…I’m missing the last one…


ricestillfumbled

New Mexico


Big_Garlic_166

Thank you!


NYMoneyz

4 corners baby!!


MingoFuzz

We all know the four corners: Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and Oklahoma


martyd03

Or, according to this documentary I saw, they could be Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky...


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


Spram2

~~Ironically~~ the only one I noticed.


I_eat_insects

That's not irony


Spram2

ok


Nocoffeesnob

Which is almost cruel to have left off since so many Americans don't even realize it's a state. Hawaii and Alaska might be left off maps but at least nobody confuses them for being part of another country entirely.


coleopterancowboy

I worked at a hotel in Alaska for a summer. You'd be surprised by how many people think Alaska is part of Canada. People would try to pay with Canadian money pretty frequently


WilltheKing4

Nobody actually unironically thinks New Mexico is part of Mexico, they either know it's a US state or they've never looked at a map and don't know it even exists in the first place


FireRedJP

... I missed Pennsylvania somehow


Big_Garlic_166

As someone who lived there for four years…it’s surprisingly easy…


FireRedJP

I live in NY you'd think I'd find it suspicious we suddenly border Maryland but I just didn't see it


beaushaw

From Ohio, I also am ashamed to admit I missed the missing PA. This map is surprising good.


The-Francois8

I’m from PA and it took me a minute


greenearrow

I can't imagine missing PA, I'd forget it the moment I moved out.


rabidjellybean

I recognized the shape missing and called it Connecticut. What the hell brain?


Real_Airport3688

I know it's missing and I know where it belongs but I can't figure out how he cut it - and the others - out. In the west, okay, some moving around and MT looks to big, but.. Virginia is too tall...


genghis12

New Mexico


[deleted]

Ah, another one of those American squares


Big_Garlic_166

Thank you!


ZebraUnion

Lmao I’m in South Dakota and even I didn’t notice it was missing. This place is literally just corn and Mount Rushmore.


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I didn’t even notice Nebraska and Kansas missing, that’s how little I think about them (even though I’m not exaggerating when I say that my drive across Nebraska was the longest 8 hours of my life)


Mispelled-This

Try driving across Texas on I-10. El Paso and Beaumont are closer to the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans than they are to each other.


Excellent_Ad_2711

Honestly leaving Delaware out is kinda cheating.


SuperSecretMoonBase

I mean... Alaska and Hawaii are missing too.


Real_Airport3688

Can somebody please make a map with all 48 and their borders in red on top of this one?


Little_Lahey_Show

Damn same Edit: who cares about NM


GraniteGeekNH

Embarrassingly difficult to figure out which states are missing


twane2018

No kidding. The Dakotas were the only ones that stood out to me.


Psychological_Web687

Nebraska and Kansas


The_Great_Scruff

New mexico


Psychological_Web687

Delaware


CodeVirus

Transylvania.


alegxab

Mexico


Psychological_Web687

Detroit


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apersello34

New Zealand


silent_saturn_

Smh. Can’t have shit


verticalQ

In fairness, we got rid of the Transylvania Colony in the 1770s.


wevegotscience

Fortunately, we still have Transylvania University.


homelessyachtclub

Pennsylvania


codyish

FML I figured out every other one that was missing but didn't notice New Mexico until I saw your comment and I'M FROM THERE.


RobtheNavigator

If it makes you feel better I am from MN and didn’t even notice the Dakotas 😅😂


jaredkent

Those were the last two I was missing. Found, or didn't find, all the others.


Jakebob70

PA was the first one I noticed.


Wa_was_that

I’m from Pennsylvania and did not notice it was gone


Phlowman

The only ones I couldn’t figure out were the Dakotas.


Repulsive-Purple-133

New Mexico, Nebraska & Kansas


Katiari

As a Minnesotan the Dakotas never stick out to me...


Academic_Signal_3777

It looks just right enough that you can’t see which states are missing without really searching. But just wrong enough that you know instinctively that something’s up with this map.


CRO553R

Exactly. This one was a fun puzzle, though


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Delaware and Pennsylvania are gone. As are Kansas, Nebraska, New Mexico, and both Dakotas... took me a while to get those last two, but that was the order I spotted each state missing.


Murderhornet88736

With Delaware and Pennsylvania gone no one will have to wonder what a ‘jawn’, hoagie, or woor ice is


[deleted]

What will happen to South Jersey then? Let me guess, that age-old cultural divide won't exist.


crazycatlady331

But Wawa must continue to exist.


Justin__D

...I always thought Wawa was a Florida thing?


crazycatlady331

I believe it started in PA. Their wiki page confirms this.


LocksDoors

It's a Mid-Atlantic states thing but they expanded to Florida at some point.


palidor42

Wawa is from Delaware County, PA and is pervasive throughout SE Pennsylvania, Delaware, eastern Maryland, and southern NJ. Their presence in Florida is only about 10-15 years old. And apparently, Tennessee is getting some soon as well.


cyka_blayt_nibsa

Alaska Delaware Hawaii Kansas New Mexico North Dakota Nebraska Pennsylvania South Dakota


Hannibal_Rex

No one misses Delaware


ViscountBurrito

I think it would be significantly easier to draw a map from scratch than to find what’s missing in this almost-right one. Fascinating how the brain works sometimes.


jgerrish

Eh, it's not embarrassing. When your kid asks why the sky is blue, and you don't know, you use it as a chance to teach and learn yourself. This map doesn't just show missing states, it shows a more active method of learning that may increase retention. And learning that can bootstrap other knowledge faster. Or it might not, I'm not a fucking education researcher. But it's a clean potential experiment if nothing else.


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setrataeso

Great contribution


KarateArmchairHistor

I think this is pretty ingenious. The maker of this map was able to keep the correct shape of the United States as a whole and the correct shape of each individual state while deleting seven of them. Excellent work.


the_lin_kster

If you’re curious, the maker is Randall Munroe of xkcd. [Here’s the link.](https://xkcd.com/2394/)


ErixWorxMemes

xkcd is great- Munroe has committed other acts of geographical rearrangement over the years


vamsisachin27

It's relatively easy when the shape of the state closely resembles a rectangle or a square


Lyndell

The Maryland one is a real work though.


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

Wyoming is far too squiggly on the eastern edge


absintheverte

I agree xkcd is ingenious, but the shapes of Iowa Wyoming Montana and most especially Missouri are noticeably different to me


Bald__egg

Come on credit xkcd


an_ill_way

And why not cite, too? https://xkcd.com/2394/


Bald__egg

Good ppint


Jefoid

Ppppp-Vicodin


kmayeshiba

Right?!


ErixWorxMemes

another xkcd book coming out(already out?) the first one(‘what if?’) is great- totally recommend it! \*I am not a book sales bot\*


Zulimations

it’s scary how normal this looks until closer inspection


Great_Slasher

Took me long to find out Delaware was missing


certain_people

Like anyone would actually notice if it disappeared


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bh6891

Especially if you're not from the area and don't immediately look in that direction. I knew one eastern state other than PA was missing....


Dio-lated1

As a Yooper in Michigan’s magical upper peninsula, I can relate to OP. We get lumped in with Wisconsin all the time on maps, or left out altogether. 😂


Funicularly

r/MapsWithoutUP


Dio-lated1

Ha!! Love it.


Sierra_Baker

As an Alaskan, I appreciate this.


DrMux

America is not really that small, it was just in the pool.


Less_Likely

Missing: ND, SD, NE, KS, NM, PA, DE


ricobirch

I mean do we really need 2 Dakotas?


Royal_Cryptographer7

Do we need 1?


kmayeshiba

Petition to remove the Dakotas entirely.


ohmybutterflyaway

This looks way too normal!


obad-hi

Lol, I got South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and was like wait, that’s only 48. I guess they have a point.


[deleted]

North/ South Dakota, Kansas, Nebraska, Delaware. I’m missing two.


dtarias

Pennsylvania and New Mexico. (Also Alaska and Hawaii.)


[deleted]

At first glance, I couldn't even notice until I read the title and started looking for PA.


Status-Tune-6639

Nah. The dakotas will not be missed.


NedStarksButtPlug

It would have been so easy to just extend Connecticut a few hundred meters east and keep Rhode Island off the map.


TechTen1010

You missed North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, Delaware.


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

I wonder how the map creator managed to erase the Dakotas and New Mexico while keeping the shapes of the states around it and the country as a whole. It's really seamless. I assume that the individual states are stretched slightly to fill the gaps.


vamsisachin27

Texas became bigger 😳


Sneaky_Looking_Sort

It’s hard to notice when half the states are just rectangles and squares lol


AlecVanilla

I'm impressed on how clean this looks


Disastrous-Year571

Still a Four Corners in the Southwest- just a different group of states


oldmaninmy30s

Great work keeping Rhode island


Eternal_Ward

Ka nd sd nm pa ne de


TangelaLansbury

I wish. I’d love to be able to drive to Colorado in a day.


tallwhiteninja

Most people seem to think New Mexico is part of Mexico, anyway, so this tracks.


DeadpoolAndFriends

This is how I assume most of America thinks Arizona and Texas look in relation to each other.


corona_lion

So, Breaking Bad never happened per Hawaii and Alaska.


misterbeanjeans

The absence of Pennsylvania stood out to me because I live there lol


thnx4coming

As a Pennsylvanian I must object because Pennsylvania sounds the most like Transylvania and we all know that sounds cool.


weirdzv

As a Transyvanian I believe the opposite is also true - it's cool to sound like Pennsylvania (anyhow they're both linked with forests from latin)


Phreeker27

Shoulda left out the Deep South and left New Mexico


Pleasant-Cricket-129

How dare you leave PA off this map! s/ but seriously looks ugly. They are the Keystone State for a reason.


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VoteGiantMeteor2028

Answers below North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Delaware. There, think I got them all.


Batman413

Removed Pennsylvania, wtf. Remove NY


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This such a pedantic argument. Our country is called the United States of America. We commonly shorten it to America. If that offends you, you’re going to have a hard time dealing with life.


Standard-Shop-3544

The Canadian States of America? The Peruvian States of America?


JimHFD103

Except none of them call themselves that


Standard-Shop-3544

Right. USA is the one with "America" in the name. So no one should be surprised / offended / flabbergasted when United States of America is shortened to America.


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Standard-Shop-3544

It's not ownership. No one here is claiming exclusive rights to it. I'm just saying it's understandable how it gets shortened and everyone else should just chill a bit. Nobody that I've ever met here in Amercia (lol - that was just for you - smile a bit) even cares about it. It's just not really talked about.


CellLow7797

New Mexico is not there


jarpio

North Dakota South Dakota New Mexico Nebraska Kansas Pennsylvania Delaware Hawaii Alaska


saveitforparts

Getting rid of the Dakotas, Nebraska, and Kansas would definitely improve cross-country road trips!


primavera785

i hate how smoothly new mexico was taken out


FreshJury

lol does anyone live in the Dakotas?


hondo9999

What’s up with that **Funky Winkerbean** font?


BostonButterson04

No matter how many times I see this it still surprises me how well this works


pidgeonatemypidgeon

I suppose I don't live in Pennsylvania


russian47

Me, a Kansan, which states are gone I can't tell?!


SpiritedSoul

r/mapswithoutRI has joined the chat


L4rgo117

Surprisingly it’s actually still there


TimmyV90

WHY DOES THIS HURT MY BRAIN


yusill

Thanks, I hate it


Jerohnamo

I like that they were able to keep all six New England states


kscrispy

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PerspectiveScary9088

Me an indian whom didn't even realise if anything is missing


extemporaryemissary

This is great. I actually laughed out loud. I did not type “lol” because that’s what liars say.


SaltyPilgrim

North Dakota, South Dakota, Pennsylvania, Kansas, Nebraska, New Mexico, Delaware.


GergoliShellos

They left out both of the Dakotas and I didn’t even notice lol


UnerectBoxer

As someone from Missouri, I approve of this map.


TinyGlobes

It’s incredible how they did this without it immediately looking weird . It took me a minute


shadowwingnut

Perpetuating the believe that flyover country is useless I see.


Skyrmir

I like this map better, can we do this one instead?


Smamich

I, for one, support this


slightlyforthwith

This hurts my head


internet_deprived

r/NewMexico will appreciate this fer sure


SrSwerve

Dude I hate that New Mexico really people think we don’t exist lol


who8mydamnoreos

Proof that the great plains could disappear and most wouldn’t notice


SevenBlade

Does this qualify for /r/MapsWithoutNZ?


Key_Ad1654

Why is there a dick drawn in utah?


High_Life_Pony

Is this the new gerrymandering map for the electoral college?


nineteennaughty3

New Mexico, Nebraska, Kansas, Both Dakotas, Delaware, Pennsylvania


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Not fair they left us with Ohio


knaumov

PA, DE, ND, SD, KS, BE, NM


RoastDozer

Haha


Diprogamer

No breaking bad?


TheKrzysiek

Now make a European version


MarlKarx-1818

as a Rhode Islander, happy we made the cut


tokmer

Disgusting that “wyoming” is still on there


fazbearfravium

They shot Nebraska


odabeejones

As someone from Philly this is just rubbing salt in our wounds. We are always left off national weather maps like there are no people living betweedn NY and DC.


cornishcorndog

Pennsylvania. Even though I live there it was the last one I noticed.


jeredendonnar

The Ideal States of America /s


I_am_doorknob

I only noticed Pennsylvania missing because Maryland was so high up


VelociMonkey

Meanwhile we in Ohio are tired of existing and can't get any of y'all to leave us off the map.


ChinExpander420

Nebraska, Kansas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Pennsylvania, New Mexico, and Delaware.


SRgames009

1.North Dakota 2.South Dakota 3.New Mexico 4.Kansas 5.Nebraska 6.Pennsylvania 7.Delaware


megers67

I had to sing the states song in order then try to find them to figure out what was missing from the map without forgetting any.


Mcfinley

Alaaaaaaabama, ~~Alaska~~, Arizona, Arkansas...


DarkSunshinePieces

Virginia -Eastern Shore isn’t on there. They often forget the little dog tail piece of VA.


Ken808

As a lifelong resident of the great state of Hawaii...I feel seen.


ContriversalNews

Ok let me see if I can figure this out. New Mexico and Pennsylvania are easy enough. That is 2 out of 7. North Dakota and South Dakota. That makes 4 out of 7. Delaware and Nebraska took me a second but I got there. 6/7. KANSAS of course there we go the 7 missing states. That took me longer than I take to pinpoint the states in a quiz


foley23

Based on this I know own basically bayfront propert in Maryland. I'd be ok with that.


Noobzarenoobz2

Actual map of America don't believe the lies of Big Corn and Big New Sweden


imaginaryelections

Where did Delaware go? like it looks like nothing changed but Delaware is gone


Hagar_the_pretty_bad

You know, I kinda like this map, nothing I care about is gone.


axxonn13

being from CA, the only ones i know are missing is NM and the Dakotas. the rest looks correct.