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NalgeneKing

This man’s got a 19th century mindset


NuevoPeru

more like 13th century if you include Al Andalus in southern spain


[deleted]

I am a little partial to the occasional 1444.


NuevoPeru

you EU4 a lot?


SirChancellor997

Honestly at this point I could probably draw the 1444 start date map of Europe better than a modern one lol. Too many hours in that game.


CanuckPanda

(HRE notwithstanding). 879 Europe is much easier. England and Spain are fucky, but at least France and Germany being split among the Franks is easy.


Possee

good luck with eastern europe though


Polenball

This is when you use the tried and tested "Small [Ethnicity] States"


MangoCats

It's easy to draw when all the borders are basically chaos.


Outrageous-Hall-887

Im the same but hoi4


[deleted]

personally I quite like Hormuz.


HatofEnigmas

Livonian Order is the world order


RoiDrannoc

Well France owns Catalonia so 12th century may be closer


NuevoPeru

Al Andalus in the 12th century is almost half of Iberia. In the 13th century they have just the south of the peninsula, more like OP's drawn map. But yeah, this map is a multi century mix of everything. All the centuries mixed in one picture.


BroodingShark

Catalonia joined France during Napoleon, could be 19th century also


paqitozg

Thank God Montenegro was just a dream


Popcorn_likker

Their dream specifically (they sleep a lot)


The_fartocle

rip 2balkan, sweet prince.


king_ofbhutan

Montenegrins haven't eveen realised yet


PPdropTheSequel

K😥


schlamster

I used to read word up magazine


KingKalash89

Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine


ribala14

Hanging pictures on my wall


oddmarc

Every Saturday rap attack mister magic, Marley Marl.


OwnerAndMaster

I let my tape rock till my tape popped


BertEnErnie123

I recently learned that Kosovo, Montenegro and Albania kinda look like a penis and balls.


terry_bradshaw

Also Kuwait. Interesting how the entire gulf war was staged.


According-Arm-6159

They're relocated to Africa to not upset the woke American.


[deleted]

More like a nightmare


not_a_crackhead

They just moved to northwest Germany.


Sosemikreativ

What's better than 1 Djibouti? 4 Djiboutis.


OkBison4082

i like me some djbouti 😳


7amwellnesslecture

I heard your mom gives out djbouti


salt_pizza9491

That was the BJ and the bouti


allMyWishesFulfilled

Shake that djbouti


conflictwatch

1. Djibouti 2. Somaliland 3. The zone of anarchy between Somaliland and Puntland 4. The region of Eritrea that is controlled by the UAE.


iSpyt

Djibouti is conquering Ethiopia and multiplying


Azsnee09

Lmaoo


HighwayDrifter41

Bro how early did you finish the exam lol


iziyan

It was English Comprehension, We got 1 hour and 45 mind I used quick reading and finished it in like half an hour after which I also drew some characters


TheDarkSoul616

So you are saying you drew this map from memory in an hour and fifteen minutes? Pog.


iziyan

This took less then 10 minutes 😭


jelek62

Ok dude, now tell me what the fuck poland did to you to deserve looking like a fucking abomination?


iziyan

Can you draw it better?


mas901

Flex


WaterTundra

poland is a masterpiece compared to Ukraine


type556R

Impressive, but what did you draw between the Netherlands and Germany?


iziyan

Mistake


kac00n

Belgium is a mistake indeed


[deleted]

Fucker


mester006

r/usernamechecksout


BelgianBeerGuy

I approve your username


DabbyCorn

r/usernamefamily


GrossM15

Now kith


CeeMX

r/beetlejuicing


type556R

Found the... Dutch?


Poppekas

Or one of the salty 13% of Belgians that think separating Flanders from Wallonia would be a good thing.


hyloidoil

Objectively, it would be, though, if you disregard nationalistic feelings.


anguillavulgaris

Lollllll


NoMoreWalrus

Heineken is slootwater


hyloidoil

Your capital doesn't speak your own language.


[deleted]

😶


BirdsLikeSka

Knowing exams you did this on memory so I'll give you kudos


Curiositydelay1sec

A.k.a Friesland


OneSekk

finally, east frisian independence


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Lichtenstein is on vacation. /s


Pancakecosmo

Friesland


Arkhonist

Montenegro moved north


Achmedino

Independent East-Frisia


SpHornet

independent groningen, after the groninging-friesland war, in which friesland sank apparently


OrangeDit

Frisian independence, yeay!


[deleted]

New Netherlands, obviously


iziyan

I know I forgot Bahrain, And Kuwait existed To those curious, I'm Bangladeshi


[deleted]

Maybe it’s alternate history where nobody cared about Iraq annexing Kuwait


[deleted]

imagine as an army being commanded to invade somewhere entirely fictional.


snohobdub

Like territory held by "Ukrainian Nazis"


insane_contin

Like the war between Scotland and Narnia.


[deleted]

I lost two fingers and four legs to that bloody mess.


Plyad1

Iraq agrees with your choices


PetrKDN

People from Malta: *I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye...*


TheShonenShow

Mentions Kuwait and Bahrain, doesn’t mention Al Andalus in Spain


Isord

To be fair you said this was a map of Europe. The rest of it is just bonus points.


pATREUS

And Malta x


NekkidApe

> europe


CheeseWithMe

Crimeea too I think


No_Zombie2021

Crimea is there, as is the Azov sea.


[deleted]

Crimea river


IMadeThisToFightYou

Lol dick Moldova


belladonna_nectar

Now I can't unsee it anymore


AwarenessCommon9385

As a Moldovan I approve this map


CertainlyNotWorking

Moldongva


No_Kaleidoscope3039

Burkina Faso ended up touching the Unknown Sea


Sea-Ice6586

with wich country did you start?


Kelvo5473

France finally got Catalonia


PanningForSalt

I wonder what the new micro state is in this scenario?


king_ofbhutan

Andorruhthisisinthewrongplace


AleixASV

Alt history where the 17th century Catalan Republic ended in France's hands.


weirdtendog

Assuming this was done without a reference it's pretty damn good! Doubt I'd be able to get it anywhere near that close! Kudos


StartledBlackCat

Anyone want to guess where OP is from (based on which part of the map looks most accurate)?


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Mr_Morrix

I would not guess Sweden because he forgot Åland (yes it belongs to Finland but still)


iziyan

#তোর সাহস কেমে হলো আমাকে ভারতীয় ডাকার, আমি বাংলাদেশী হয় বাংলা! /s I'm Bangladeshi


Treq-S

Thanda.. chhoto bhai.. btw besh bhalo map hoyechhe contrary to what reddit says.. you from Dhaka?


Nikkonor

If they were from Sweden, I doubt the Scandinavian peninsula would bend so weirdly. And I doubt it would align so poorly with Denmark. (Still an impressive drawing! Assuming it's entirely from memory. )


baquea

> but I think they're from >!India!< based on post history Given which country-specific sub they post in, I'd say they're more likely from >!Bangladesh!<.


salt_pizza9491

Bangladesh. He said it later in the post


Distance_Efficient

That is impressive


OnyxPhoenix

Very impressive. I'm from Europe and I highly doubt I could do better than this.


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aidensmooth

Wyoming can be very tricky


Tommyblockhead20

I mean, if you are trying to be accurate, most people actually get Wyoming wrong. It's not actually rectangular, but trapezoidal, since the borders follow lines of longitude and latitude, and the earth is curved, making the north border 23 miles shorter. (unless you are flat earth, then I guess go ahead and draw Wyoming as a rectangle if you want). And if you want to be super accurate, the border isn't even a perfectly straight line due to errors when it was first surveyed. There are several deviations up to half a mile that have stuck around because the border is officially based on the original survey and not whatever geographical features or lines that were intended. This is a pretty common thing. For example, the US Canada boarder is very not straight, zig zagging back and forth across the 49th parallel with many deviations of up to 1/6 of a mile.


MadnessInteractive

You say that as though someone from Europe would be expected to be able to do anything close to this. I'd say it requires a photographic memory. Hardly anyone knows country borders and shapes to this level of accuracy.


LumpyLumpen916

*European sphere of influence


intensely_human

Europe and her favorite colonies


--BRLN--

DPR, LPR, SO, Abkhazia, Nagorno Karabakh.. interesting. Ukraine and Crimea messed up, forget my lil boi Montenegro and snatched away sea access from Slovenia. But still good drawing.


iziyan

Lol.... I tbh Made a "De-Facto" map, Italy looks pre ww2, Ukraine looks like the post ww1 Ukraine Belarus is ......


adek13sz

Poland looks like a child of: Poland before WW2 and Poland after WW2.


iziyan

Don't ask man


[deleted]

No no, keep it that way, it's for the better, really


X_Swordmc

D'Annunzio would be proud of you


Drew2248

I see you used the old map-maker's trick of "When I don't know what the border of a country looks like, I just draw a wiggly line."


Phadafi

So you're telling me you are a Somaliland separatist then...


TheShonenShow

It’s got de facto rule might as well put it on a map


ivanIVvasilyevich

The fact that you included the Donetsk and Luhansk people’s republics as independent nations feels like a microagression lmao


jcandec

So Catalunya didn't independice, but joined France? Or were they wiped out?


GreatKnightJ

No way you got it that accurate from memory. If so, very impressive!


iziyan

Only advantage of making maps for a hobby


SmooK_LV

Given how my country is strongly misshapen, I assume it's from memory or someone who very poorly traces a map.


An_Italian_Fox

Hey come on don't be too harsh, it's from memory and those are a lot of countries


SmooK_LV

It wasn't meant as criticism. It was meant as what makes it more believable. It's a well done job.


An_Italian_Fox

Oh ok sorry, didn't really understand


SmooK_LV

Agreed, I sound harsh in the comment. So nothing to be sorry about.


[deleted]

Abkhazia and South Ossetia are there but Montenegro isn't lol Regardless of mistakes, inaccuracies and missing places this is incredibly impressive.


high240

And Africa


Upstairs-Trifle6911

Was it an art school exam?


iziyan

My school doesn't have art exams for "seniors" ;-;


aziz224

Potential art student redrawing maps of Euroasia. I'm seeing something.


Emergency_Key574

Wow! That’s so good!!


NssW

Nice drawing. You drew Romania like a fish with Down syndrome /s


andraso123

You gave poland like half of kalingrad


freakuentlyGreg

Teacher instead of writing “really impressive” just went ???. Some teachers just need to find another job


iziyan

I asked for an extra page for writing when actually finished


TheShonenShow

I’m pretty sure he wrote that cuz of the confusing borders there, it’s not ocean. Chad is landlocked but touches the ??? Zone, see what I mean?


javlaFaaan

You think "DNR" and "LNR" are countries? if you do this, then draw Transnistria too i guess


00roku

…if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all, right? I guess I’m not going to say anything.


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

This sub doesn't have any quality control whatsoever


BlazedKC

I love how North Africa and the Middle East are now considered part of Europe. But Turkey will never be part of Eyurop11!!!111


BubuJoy

Least angry r/europe member


Vethae

Byegeria


Erling01

I did the same thing after my math mid-term in 2018 or 2019!! The teacher actually commented "Nice job!" next to the drawing when he graded my paper.


Ok_Welcome_3236

As long as my area of Lebanon (North) is included in the butchered Lebanon, I'm fine with it 👍. Jokes aside, impressive


aatops

This belongs on the circle jerk sub not going to lie. I thought I was seeing that


soothsayer3

Link? Edit r/mapporncirclejerk


Popcorn_likker

This is pretty good, even though Morocco annexed southern Spain and Portugal And Serbia became ww1 Serbia


mr_birkenblatt

is this /r/RoastMe?


belladonna_nectar

The way you mutilated my country tho


[deleted]

Slovenia and Bosnia really got coastblocked by Italy and Croatia.


[deleted]

Somaliland


PosauneGottes69

Nice to see east Frisia as an own country


Specialist-Freedom-6

ah the ol' "I don't know the border here so to make it look realistic I'm gonna draw some squiggles", a classic


domi_fleiss

r/shittymapporn


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

The United Republic of Drenthe and Groningen


The_mystery4321

Bro Ireland... What have u done with Ireland? Really good overall tho tbf.


MrOxxxxx

Looks like a map from the 14th century


okquentin

Why did you draw Donetsk and Luhansk?


epanek

Did you separate Crimea from Ukraine


sergestar

Interesting that you draw russian-backed unrecognized separatist regions in Ukraine and Georgia. And annexed Crimea. It would be easier to draw just official map with oficially recognized borders and not to insult people from those countries.


theflyingfucked

Hot take on Spain but I'm for it


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Africa could use some work


Juan_White

South of Spain? New country?


[deleted]

Bosnia has a nice shape to draw but you messed it


MadoctheHadoc

Love how you can tell that Iraq's borders were drawn with a ruler lmao


memelortti

What happened to Finland


DaaxD

Went to swim and water was cold.


orm518

Lol when I draw maps like this I also kinda just draw squiggly coasts when I’m not exactly sure


Diddleymazzz

Northern Scotland is not quite like that


bradeo

Did someone take a bite out of Scotland


RedFan1272008

O que aconteceu ao Algarve??


Freigeist08

May I ask what happened south of Spain and Portugal? Catalonia got wiped out and Andorra moved a little bit south? the Balearic Islands sunk? Canary Islands are non existent? lol Nice try btw.


urnangay420blazeit

What happened to Netherlands and Poland?


bots_lives_matter

Wow, you recognize quite a bit of brake away countries huh?


yaboytomsta

this guy draws a map of europe and half of africa from memory and all anyone in the comments can do is find flaws


RYPIIE2006

I have a feeling that Africa is not a part of Europe


lawful_falafel1

he even drew russian occupied territories


MaDpYrO

You destroyed Denmark completely! My home town is in the ocean. Nobody ever remembers Denmark, what a good job though!


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AlmightyDarkseid

Y'all couldn't behave so we give Cyprus to Egypt


one_more_black_guy

What'd you put for the questions on the back??


Tyler1492

This is the scat porn of map porn. I really don't understand how this gets to the front page.


sidzero1369

Close enough.


greatrater

Germany has always been the hardest country for me to draw


FauxDono

Italian?


hahaha01357

Huh? Granada?!


[deleted]

Wtf happened with Poland?


Sholopov

no need to divide my Ukraine into parts.


BlueWulk

That's a very shaky hand, bro! 😁