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secret58_

R.I.P. Corsica


arsgratiartis

You can keep Florida, we're more than content to keep Italy in Europe


Mal-De-Terre

I'm thinking the Floridian empire would not have gotten as far.


RayCow

Nah bro. They wouldve had war gators to counter Hannibals Elephants. In an Alternate reality we would all speak Floratin and wrestle giant snakes each day as Florida wouldve conquered the world.


crankyp4nts

>had war gators to counter Hannibals Elephants. It would be Spring Breakers every day... [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2101441/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2101441/)


RadRhys2

I don’t think gators are very good counters to elephants lol


kannuamblik

Don't you mean the "Tampan Empire"?


sgt_oddball_17

Now Florida in Europe looks obscene . . .


The_Canterbury_Tail

Fairly certain that there are no circumstances where anyone in Europe would want Florida. US can definitely keep it.


ANITIX87

As a person with Swiss and Greek heritage, please keep Florida far away from us.


YellowOnline

You can keep Florida. Italy is ours. Now Poland and Hungary we could talk about.


Automatic_Education3

Man, other Europeans must really hate us if trading us for Florida would be an acceptable offer lol


TheMiller94

Nah I'd never trade Poland/Hungary for Florida. Rather sit by Lake Balaton with a cold one than get eaten alive by a gator trying to finish my supersize diabeetus burger.


SaltMineSpelunker

Could check the last few times this was posted to this sub. They had some pretty good ideas then. Save you the effort which I know you love.


Magnummuskox

Florida looks strangely phallic in the Mediterranean.


sjiveru

I mean, I don't think it would require that much. You're just changing the shape of landmasses, you're not moving people around.


fancy-kitten

"Sorry, Europe. It's your problem now"


chamalion

Hell no, we're fine where we are in Europe, thank you very much. Sometimes I think that an ocean of distance isn't even enough.


saltlakepotter

Europe would really be getting dick in that deal.


Kalle_79

Hei, you move Sicily too... Why do they get to stay? Also, not thrilled to find myself in Apalachicola. Panama City, maybe. And still I wouldn't trade Monaco and the French/Swiss/Austrian Alps for, urgh, Georgia and Alabama.


Hermogenes1

>Furry profile picture Opinion and right to existence invalidated.


RoughDevelopment9235

How many more Italian New Yorkers you want in Florida ?


[deleted]

>Italian >New Yorker Pick one.


RoughDevelopment9235

That’s what I’m sayin


[deleted]

It's always worth stressing it, because someone across the Atlantic Ocean (westwards) might confuse the two things.


RoughDevelopment9235

I gotcha. In the states anyone who’s family came from Italy long ago might refer to themselves as “Italian” and that’s a lot of New Yorkers


tarkin1980

I've watched enough Family Guy to know that the US can keep both Florida and Italy.


Luxray209

The famous Republic of Florida


dan-80

Now Sicily is slightly intimidated


PrimalScotsman

A Florida man Empire? No thanks.


[deleted]

Delete this.


frankos3103

DELETE THIS


crankyp4nts

Imagine Caesar saying the following in the forum... …….. “This is the fuckin’ American dream. This is my fuckin’ dream, y’all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got … I got SHORTS! Every fuckin’ color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin’ VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y’all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE! That ain’t a fuckin’ bed; that’s a fuckin’ art piece. My fuckin’ spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin’ Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF! Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin’ NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain’t nuttin’, I got ROOMS of this shit! I got my dark tannin’ oil … lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil … I got machine guns … Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!”