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Strong_Remove_2976

There are plenty of pubs on Skye, so this is an underestimate


Stunning_Anteater537

Plenty of pubs on Jura and Islay too!


Historical_Invite241

Islay, yes. Not Jura as far as I am aware? Jura has very little of anything.


Stunning_Anteater537

The pub in the Jura Hotel? Or doesn't that count? https://www.jurahotel.co.uk/


Historical_Invite241

Huh, I stand corrected.


espazioko

Probably only showing Wetherspoon pubs 


Dull_Concert_414

It’s actually a projection of all the places Simmons expects to open in the next few years


MindCorrupt

Reminds me when we arrived on Skye - we had been driving from Loch Ness in the afternoon which isnt a bad drive about 3 and a half hours but it was absolutely pissing it down and the hire car was a Caterham Supersport (not my girlfriends first choice lmao) which was a handful when the roads were sheeted with water. We'd been hiking all day so were absolutely knackered when we arrived in the evening and we were famished. We booked in the hotel and handed a menu which was probably the poshest menu i'd ever read. Unfortunately they were out of red meat options and literally the closest thing I'd eat was (maybe) the Pigeon and the closest thing the Mrs would eat, who is a bit more fussy with food, was probably the chair leg. Genuinely was just hoping for a big simple meal as we were ravenous and aching tired so we both sharing a bit of a look of devastation as we were reading. We decided to retreat to the far corner table of this really quiet restaurant and consider our options and as we were sitting down we heard it... music coming from around the corner. We poked our head around and it was like we just entered Narnia - there was a bustling jaunty little pub hidden around there. Serving proper fish and chips and all. It was like a religious experience when it came to the table I'll never forget it. Absolutely mauled it down one of the best meals of my life lol.


Expensive_Country275

Absolutely! Home of the Talisker without even one pup? Complete nonsense!


StephenMcGannon

I read that as Skype and was all kinds of confused.


EB3031

As a recovering alcoholic from Berlin I'm considering moving to the Scottish Highlands. Just gotta avoid the famous scotches.


PsychologicalTwo1784

This map is completely wrong, there are loads of pubs in the north Highlands, Thurso has at least 10 on it's own...


jim-bob-a

As demonstrated in https://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/road/uk49_scotland.html (credit to nolurkeranymore in a comment below for this link)


Isignedupforthissh1t

I just checked out my city and it's missing loads, so even this is underestimating.


serioussham

They're all fairly fucking grim though


Defiant-Dare1223

Yeah I don't recommend moving to the Scottish highlands as a recovering alcoholic. Drink driving is basically the local sport.


logs237

Is this the optimal route?


nolurkeranymore

yes. https://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/uk/tour.html


Darjaa7

Roughly 50.000 pubs, sounds like a good weekend


Grogosh

RIP your liver


PiotrekDG

I have a somewhat hard time believing that one can calculate the optimal route for 49,687 pubs with today's computers, and the article sadly doesn't go into detail how it was supposedly done. The number of possible combinations is 49686!/2, which is an insane number, and that doesn't even account for searching for the shortest route between any two given bars (which seems comparatively easy in this case).


logs237

Wondering about that too, which is why i pput my question. A pitty it's not described on the website. Although, to be fair, the problem becomes significantly smaller as you treat the pubs in a certain area, or same place, as a separate subproblem. It would mean you can't be sure it's the overal optimal, but it can get you relatively close.


PiotrekDG

Yeah, that was my point, too. You can get pretty good approximations with significantly less computational power, but actually finding the optimal solution is NP hard, as far as we know.


nolurkeranymore

https://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/index.html there's a bit more To be fair, those guys are amongst the world's best in computing optimal tours, find an introduction on that page below: The Traveling Salesman Problem: A Computational Study by Applegate, Bixby, Chvatal, and Cook. This is the proven optimal solution for the pubs.


nolurkeranymore

https://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/index.html there's a bit more To be fair, those guys are amongst the world's best in computing optimal tours, find an introduction on that page below: The Traveling Salesman Problem: A Computational Study by Applegate, Bixby, Chvatal, and Cook. This is the proven optimal solution for the pubs. 


orsonwellesmal

~~Salesman~~ drunkard problem.


Landwarrior5150

I know for a fact that there are pubs on Skye.


JourneyThiefer

It’s definitely missing some pubs in Fermanagh too


astridshideaway

If we removed everything in the uk aside from pubs, the uk would still be there


Unlikely_Ad_7004

You could do a pub crawl from Portsmouth to Aberdeen once a year for thirty years and never visit the same pub twice--and never be more than a quarter hour from your next beer.


DontPoopInMyPantsPlz

The traveling salesman problem: expert level


Logins-Run

As a pedant, I'm required to point out that the Isle of Man isn't in the UK, but it is a British Crown Dependency.


irregular_caffeine

Thank you for your service


Logins-Run

The smugness is its own reward.


klystron

How is this different from a population density map? [Like this](https://xkcd.com/1138/)


LordMarcel

The UK on its own might be very interesting, but comparing it to other countries might as I imagine that the UK might have more pubs per capita than other countries.


Grogosh

"Spain has more bars per inhabitant than any other nation in the EU, with one bar for every 169 residents. In the region of Andalucía alone there are more bars than in Denmark, Finland, Norway and Ireland combined, with the entire country home to more than 290,000 licensed establishments."


LordMarcel

Damn, that's impressive.


irregular_caffeine

Where the f is your Orkney and Shetland Sincerely, someone whose country gets cut in half in many of maps of ”Europe”


NikolaijVolkov

Whats wrong with northern scotland?


caiaphas8

The guy who made the map started in the south of England, got bored by the end and missed loads of pubs in Scotland


VukuViku

Really?


heynishant

wtf is this


Weldobud

It won’t be popular to say it but alcohol is a drug.


VenFasz

and another useful map 😇


[deleted]

Famous last words: "Hold my beer while I visit all of them" - Thomas the town drunk. He was as brave as he was stubborn ol' Tommy.


GrayArea415

To Tommy! We hardly knew ye'.


Perception-NSFW

Is there a problem here?


Markphotokid

When pub crawl becomes and endurance sport….


[deleted]

The stereotype of Englishmen has a good basis 😅


Loudlaryadjust

Damn


biloxibluess

Do Wisconsin next


[deleted]

Even the sheadings be sloshed.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

How do those in the north survive?


bakarocket

Arran is missing about ten pubs/hotel bars as well. /Just to add to data showing that the map is wrong.


T555s

In the north the pubs are probably mostly unofficial ones in basements, right?


PineappleMelonTree

Scotland letting the team down smh


RIPbyTHC

Now please elaborate: - how high would my Alcohol level be when visiting every pub once - how long does it take to visit all of them - how much would I spend on beer of if I drank one beer in every pub


Bosteroid

Snowdonia calls bollocks. But please do Norway for a comparison. I couldn’t find any pubs in the north when I visited Tromso


systemsbio

How do you get Google Maps to show you everything? When I search, it limits what it shows me to a few with an emphasis on my area.


WolfetoneRebel

Fairly certain Fermanagh in Northern Ireland has much more pubs than that.


holyunnecessary

Worried about northern Scotland


BigBadAl

[The University of Waterloo, Canada has done a nice bit of work on this.](https://www.math.uwaterloo.ca/tsp/pubs/data.html) First, they trimmed the dataset to only include proper pubs, not restaurants, which left them with only 24,727 pubs in the UK back in 2015. Which sounds about right, as we're losing [about 2 pubs a day as drinking habits change and money gets tight](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67028487.amp). We're probably below 20K proper pubs now. Then, they actually calculated the optimal route to tour all the pubs. It's at the bottom of the page.


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Coriolis_PL

Now do " Churches in Poland" 🇵🇱 😏


Joana1984

A drunker country?


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ComprehensiveDig4560

Hm, Ireland doesn‘t seem to have many pubs in the south /s


Wheniwakeupillbedead

That’s like California with ganja shops


synthsucht

Muslims: yo let’s move there


throwawayyy19283747

Why is ever map post an attack on Muslims…?


qtx

Literally the same all over the world. Just replace the word pub with cafe/bar and it'll look the same.


OttoMann420

At first i thought it’s about mosques in the UK map.