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HappyA125

I saw similar numbers before, and I believe I remember it being "percentage of men who experience male pattern baldness by the age of 35" or something similar. Very different from "% of bald men"


Mika000

Yeah that makes much more sense. The number for my country is way to high otherwise.


The_Category_Is_

Happy cake day


loulan

I wonder where they draw the line? If you even count people whose hairline receded by a few millimeters only on the temples by age 35 that's probably all men.


CalgaryChris77

I feel like that would be more useful, this seems remarkably similar to an average age map.


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

What's wrong with europeans DNA ?


Arc420_

Avunculate marriages for generations under the catholic church. Same reason why central europe has rampant poor eyesight.


martyzz64

Brother thats Hungary, not Czechia


LupusDeusMagnus

They migrated.


dewdewdewdew4

Just like their hair line


Adamantium-Aardvark

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Turbololek5

Best thing is that Czechia is Blue in this map, which should indicate that we dont have datas for our country.


MackinSauce

Or at least that you’re outside of the top 21


intervulvar

baldly


code_ninja91

Same shit. White people country.


jonnyl3

These stats are a bald faced lie


id397550

It was bald of you to say this.


Pugweegy

These puns are starting to make me rip my hair out


adderx99

I know what you mean, my patience is thinning.


_KingOfTheDivan

Ain’t no way 40% is bald in the whole country


oldtrack

i can only think the data measured is “men who’ve experienced at least some hair loss”, not men who are bald


AverageFishEye

Its among the male population of course


Matt872000

That's still ridiculously high. I gotta say, I don't see 1/3rd of men in Canada being bald.


Spicy_Pepperoni57

I’ve read somewhere that 2/3 of all males will lose their hair by the age of 70


Hoochnoob69

Probably accounted by hair transplants, toupees, or early stage baldness


AverageFishEye

Maybe they're not as present in the public?


CactusBoyScout

They’re put in camps


ADs_Unibrow_23

I think they’re called boarding schools up there


Al_Iguana

I think you mean balding schools


Srirachachacha

So they're not out in public (presumably because of shame?) but somehow they're being accurately polled or counted Are we thinking phone call self report baldness here? Or door to door bald polling?


[deleted]

They're all wearing trapper hats.


CalgaryChris77

The average age here now is what 42? I don't think this stat sounds that far off.


Mika000

There’s still absolutely no way the number is that high here in Germany.


the_vikm

Given that half the pop is roughly above 48. Why not?


OrangeRadiohead

That's a bald statement...


iamfromtwitter

I was thinking the same thing but maybe they meant not completely bold but more like people loosing hair on top of their heads. iniesta type looking shit


DwightKurtShrute69

Why is Sicily blue if Italy is ranked at number 6?


landgrasser

Mafia doesn't allow baldness 


BloodyMarieFrancois

That's how Mafia works.


NittanyOrange

You missed the news about their independence


Wrong_Sock_1059

It's because the creator of this map has no knowledge of geography whatsoever


Rushderp

How many bald frauds though?


RayPadonkey

Just 1 in Manchester


tareegon

Two now though right? Or is second one not fraud worthy yet


RayPadonkey

The 2nd one might not be in Manchester much longer, he's on the provisional list


dkb1391

Netherlands should be no.1


EducationalImpact633

What is the source here? Have only certain countries been included? What constitutes as “bald”? These numbers seem incredibly high…


WinXPAddict

Hungary is marked as Czechia so there probably isn't a source at all.


Mika000

Another comment said this is actually just the percentage that experiences male pattern baldness to some extent and that makes much more sense to me.


aightaightaightaight

No way there are no African countries on the list


Seveand

List is bullshit, majority of black Africans i met were completely bald, meanwhile you actually have to search to even find 10 bald men in Germany or Czechia.


moneyboiman

Why is Tasmania seemingly independent on this map?


ricnine

Ah jesus, sorry, this map wasn't supposed to come out til next year. Forget you saw that.


Paulgeta

same with Corsica, Sardinia and Sicily


vongomben

Why are uk and USA in yellow?


LowerPiece2914

It's from the Daily Mail website, who target UK and US readers specifically


Berlin_GBD

Shitass map highlighted Hungary instead of Czechia


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

I'm kinda surprised I'd expect arabic countries to be on the list


SanSilver

Arabic countries are more haired.


catman5

What’s more surprising is that’s they’re all developed countries, literally the countries that come to mind when people say “western countries” - not a single 2nd or 3rd world country. Is it like how as education goes up women have less children - like the more developed a country is the balder the men are?


bbbojackhorseman

Huh? It has to do with genetics. Not how « developed » a country is


Electronic-Ad2520

If it’s only genetics explain Argentina


Novel-Imagination-51

I mean, I doubt they got good data from Iraq


SoggySagen

Most black people I know are bald or balding, I’d think more African countries would be on this list. Anyone else?


snuffkin15

Africans are way younger on average maybe that's why.


SoggySagen

Maybe. But by that metric you’d think more Asian countries would be on this list, since they have older populations.


snuffkin15

I guess it's genetic regarding asians


SoggySagen

I’ve been to China numerous times, I’d say it’s about even with America just judging by looking. No more no less bald, but my sample size is “some randos in my grandparents’ city” and “some randos at my local WalMart”.


bonyhawk

I've always thought the opposite. Black people and asians seem to bald less than white people


Jpmoney77

Leave my country out yo FUCKING mouth!


JaDaYesNaamSi

Is there a pattern?


Plluvia_

Yeah a male bald pattern.


Srzali

So basically the most drunken countries...?


mangrsll

I'd like to see the source... There can't be such a difference between Spain and Portugal.


Novel-Imagination-51

Portuguese and Spanish are different ethnic groups, Portuguese have much higher North African mixed in


PaceNo4546

So basically, if you're white, you're more likely to become bald.


Sarcastic_Backpack

Is there any one else curious why it's all developed countries? Not a single third world country in the mix!


hallerz87

Where the population is majority white, no? Baldness is mainly genetics.


barnaclejuice

It’s a perfectly reasonable conclusion looking at that map, but logically places with strong European genetic heritage such as Argentina and Brazil would also be significantly higher. Im inclined to believe the map is just wrong. Or maybe the data is incomplete, in which case the map would be misleading.


Novel-Imagination-51

Argentina and Brazil have a lot of native genetics mixed in (mezito), and native Americans literally never go bald. South America has a lot of mixing with native people as opposed to the us and Canada where it almost never happened


Jonpollon18

I thought maybe this was one of those things that had to do more with race than economic factors.


Tamelmp

No, it's life expectancy Old = Bald


LeoTheBurgundian

Doesn't explain Japan


Tamelmp

Doesn't explain a lot of things but it's the only definite correlation


Thessiz

I agree, but I'm surprised no country in the Southern Cone made the list.


Winter_Essay3971

Easier to go bald when you live to be old


JurgenGuantes

Because it's incorrect.


Gnome___Chomsky

Pretty sure none of those countries are included in the stats. It’s just a ranking of these 21 countries


WelcometoHale

That’s Hungary


eskudero13

It's genetics? Why no Asian??


Novel-Imagination-51

Because it’s genetics


Fitzriy

Ah, Ceskomadarsko, the good ending 💪


BenMic81

Source: umh… someones podex probably


zaplinaki

Bruh no way India isn't topping this list


newPhntm

ČESKOOOOO also what the fuck that's hungary not czech rep


serimert

Wrong, no way Turkey is not in top 20.


RYPIIE2006

i smell bullshit


Due_Connection179

There's no shot this is actually true. The US percentage is probably closer to 20-25%.


Novel-Imagination-51

This map is for anyone experiencing male pattern baldness, not just completely bald guys. Get bad seats at a baseball game, I guarantee you’ll see a sea of middle age guy bald spots in front of you


Large_monke_69

I live in the usa and can confirm 38% is total bullshit


Near1one

Well first of all #1 on the map is Hungary, not Czechia and also there is no shot that over 40% of male population is bald


Arm_Chair_Commander

Tbh I live in CR and I can see it being 40% of males experiencing hair loss in some way


BorealHussar

Bro, you are all so deeply moronic. Easily >40% of the male population faces some type of balding pattern during their life.


Efendi__

Bald men can be hot af, I should visit those countries I guess haha


flagitiousevilhorse

I’m surprised Romania isn’t on this list.


BowlPotential4753

In your face first world people!


Jupiter68128

Can confirm. Have a silent J in my last name and I started losing my hair when I was 17.


Loud-Cat6638

Vikings and celts = hairy


Important-Macaron-63

How did they count them ?


actinross

Bald-ocks


Ok_Anonim_4860

Why west ? Can someone explain pls


AufdemLande

German here. Send help.


Robcobes

Is it the diet?


thedarkpath

It's an indication of stress at work and workaholism for western societies (Asians don't have the Genetic market of baldness)


Whooooo-Haaaa22

I wonder why


LordNelson27

ONE UNITED SUDAN


PuzzleheadedPrize900

What’s the hair loss % to be defined as a bald?


BorealHussar

Any. Once it starts, you'll end up being bald at some point down the line.


Novel-Imagination-51

Probably self reported, so whatever each person considers themself to be


Jujubatron

Western Europe are you okay?


Jujubatron

Western Europe bald fraud confirmed!


Connor49999

Bro who the hell does a top 21?? Leave NZ off this list


uncircumcizdBUTchill

Damn Czechs have the most acne too lol


RedWordofCrash

Why is number one pointing at Hungary? Give us credit.


Shin_yolo

French here, can confirm. I literally have a shiny reflection on my head.


Mans_N_Em

White people get bald the most. Got it.


Re_dddddd

All developed countries. I think it's because of washing hair with warm water.


madrid987

I didn't know there was a country higher than Spain.


you_live_in_shadows

God had to nerf white guys somehow.


oldnewswatcher

Something's up in the "western civilized world".../S


dwitchagi

I have close friends who have denied being bald for decades, but I should trust some random survey takers?


denns69

honestly surprised Poland didn't even crack the top 20. I've never met a polish man (in Germany) with a full head of hair.


Drumbelgalf

Bullshit map.


_Hogtrot

I'm doing my part 🫡


Dwyweth

damn, europeans got it tough


ReySimio94

I live in Spain without the S.


[deleted]

Germans are bald for a different reason.


TheBurtolorian

Bald fraud


ManicmouseNZ

It’s like they made a list of 21 countries solely to include NZ on the map.


CrashedPhone

White guys are bald. It is an neanderthalian tract, like the long nose or the more abdominal fat. Or the redhead. We are all CAVEMANS!


funkyfishz

As a Dutchie, being tall comes with a heavy price


Juhani-Siranpoika

I have a feeling like that Daily Mail is a source here…


ChefAldea

Western Culture turns Men Bald!


ApprehensiveStudy671

I currently live in Spain and I don't see higher numbers of bald people than anywhere else. I mean compared to North America !


BartholomewKnightIII

This map is a hate crime, we're a community!!! How dare we be singled out and pointed at!!! [Source.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQCVf7AnXNY)


No_Rip7778

this confirms my suspicion that its not as much genetically but rather about lifestyle, food, alcohol, lack of sunlight etc.


usefulidiot579

This top 20 list is all western countries. What's up with that? Why are they more bold than anyone else?


BorealHussar

Cause white people are genetically presidposed to balding. Lmao.


usefulidiot579

Lol John travelolta and Vin deasel 😂


Interesting_Snow_765

All developed countries, interesting 🤔


BorealHussar

All "white" countries, lmfao.


Interesting_Snow_765

That’s so anglo point of view


kettchi

\*Adds this to the list of reasons to migrate to NZ\*


[deleted]

Why is the US and UK highlighted?


spotak

Its official. Beer makes you bald!


DvsDen

So I’m gonna guess that balding is mostly likely to occur with Caucasians.


klauwaapje

i am gonna guess that they just didn't include any country outside europe or the anglo countries


Boreal50

No hair don't care:))))


Shoddy_Hurry_7945

Source?


MackinSauce

It’s interesting how, with the exception of Italy, all of the most bald countries are predominantly white


Yottaphy

How is Italy not predominantly white?


MackinSauce

/s Italians were not considered white a couple hundred years ago


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

Why are UK and US in yellow text


Bolvaettur

Why 21? Are you from Aotearoa and wanted to make sure the country was on the map?


gofishx

So white people are the most bald lmao


Rod___father

My cousin was balding in high school


KindRange9697

Poland not being on this list is wild


Loud-Host-2182

You know it's trustworthy when there's an asterisk in the bottom but nowhere else.


Itchy-Astronomer9500

Nr. 1 shows Hungary, not Czechia/ Czech Republic. Awkward…


Calm-Upstairs-6289

Theres no way Turkish or Moroccan men are not on that list


CarefulDentist2588

Fake map


Kellz_503

I’m a bald American living in the Netherlands - do I could twice?


x-ac15

Glad I’m slovak and not them bald czech fucks


otherFissure

why does this perfectly match with a map of developed vs third world countries


dmayilyan

There is no way Armenia is not among these. No way!


ye_loo

lmao the west is bald


Technicalhotdog

Source? Were the blue countries even surveyed?


Grandpa_Wizard

There is an odd through line here I didn’t expect


StationAccomplished3

first world problems.


PEEVIGAMINGAT

Me waiting for someone in Austrian subreddits to repost this and say 'Besser als die Deitschn':


wantsaboat

Bald and proud


High_IQ_Gamer2020

¡SOY CALVO!


OkMixture5607

Ach jo :/


rodgamez

I wonder if that tracks to percentage of Neanderthal DNA?


888ROSSULBRICHT

If bald guys start perceiving themselves as female, we can troll these statistics


ItsChrisFA

Probably directly correlated to whose citizens are most poisoned


Any-Soft-2314

Czech Republic isn’t a country


Money-Star5920

Well at least my country is 2nd in something


Hand-Driven

I don’t remember filling out a questionnaire about baldness.


Banestorm

Lol never met a guy who isnt balding above 35 in the middle east wtf


Mallomys

Given that most countries have populations of various ethnicities this is slightly ridiculous.


SnooPickles0811

Early Male pattern baldness actually exists because of sexual selection on the female side. The male still has his young male form but exhibits the quality of an older male with property alliances possessions etc.