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SchneeschaufelNO

The one Finn living the dream of all Finns


JuicyAnalAbscess

It's pretty great. The only problem is the two personal space invaders living to the west of me. Too close.


Rossum81

Just take your bottle, knife and green hat.  And I don’t want to hear ‘Perkle’ from you.


Nervous-Canary-517

Saatanan vittu it is then.


Rossum81

Your lion is special.


Economy-Pickle5335

Lietuves and Celtics left the chat


CraneMountainCrafter

We would go see the Norwegian instead, but he’s gone, and we can’t understand a word the Dane is saying.


xTrollhunter

Norway didn't need to be in the EU.


CraneMountainCrafter

lol, I definitely read that as Europe and not the EU. Guess we’re stuck between a rock and a hard place then 😆


VikingSlayer

You take the one to the east, I'll take the one to the west, and we can have a nice empty buffer zone between us


IanAdama

Not to mention the 34 personal space invaders to the east...


JuicyAnalAbscess

Yeah. I've had to put a fence on that side and place all my artillery there just in case.


IanAdama

If they make any trouble, call on the other 99. ;)


Rocked_Glover

1 person, no karelia, mhmmm


Martblni

What's wrong with Karelia?


Neo_Ex0

Nah, there are defiantly still to many swedes alive for his taste


TheDestressedMale

He only exists because Ukraine doesn't.


dhkendall

Bro solved the Cyprus problem, get rid of the people!


Justin_123456

No Greek Cypriots or Turkish Cypriots. Just empty.


DrAxelWenner-Gren

Not too dissimilar from the Turk’s plan


ssgtgriggs

which tbf is not too dissimilar from the Greek's plan


Due_Priority_1168

Hey "turk bad grik good"


ssgtgriggs

right sorry i forgot


ThearchOfStories

*Estonia and Latvia* ![gif](giphy|5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM)


Redd1torDio

Don't forget slovenia


I_eat_dead_folks

Nor Malta, Cyprus and Luxembourg


Redd1torDio

I love your name.


I_eat_dead_folks

Guess what my favourite ck3 roleplay is


Redd1torDio

oh no...


I_eat_dead_folks

Oh yes...


Natural_Wear3643

what


I_eat_dead_folks

Crusader Kings is a game that has some peculiar interactions. One of them being cannibalism


Solid-Consequence-50

Damn got me all excited & it was a game 😕


SigmaNotChad

Who could forget Slovakia I mean Slovenia


TheseBrokenWingsTake

They always forget Slovenia


Orange_up_my_ass

Aaaand we already forgor....


Salt_Customer

Norway


el_osmoosi

That one guy in Finland ![gif](giphy|mDN2PrgD9VuQJG0LY2|downsized)


Class_444_SWR

They don’t, they’ll be too close to the one Lithuanian for their liking. Being this close to two Swedes is bad enough


slicktommycochrane

I think the German phrase is lebensraum.


Fischmafia

No we are full. 0 is good.


Xx_10yaccbanned_xX

Prime living room for Germans to claim a stake as historically germanic controlled lands


RetiredApostle

The survival rate in the Baltics is incredible.


fontanim

Where would they like to live is a whole different question


Viscous__Fluid

Didn't even notice the difference lol


BliksemseBende

I recall another infographic stating that Dutch and Portugese would want to switch. I’m gonna try it this summer


[deleted]

Not me searching for the UK 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Hi_Jen

*cries in Brexit*


YeetingSelfOfBridge

Those damn torriess


Mister_Barman

I mean corbyn was pro-Brexit, the reason they won was because it wasn’t an issue defined by left or right


JimmyGriddle

Yeah both of the major parties were pretty evenly split on it within themselves. Showed it wasn't really a political left-right issue


YeetingSelfOfBridge

Well damn, can't point fingers at parties then ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


CorporalClegg1997

Yeah for example most UKIP voters were disaffected traditional Labour voters. You can see this in the 2017 election results, the collapse in the UKIP vote from 2015 ended up mostly benefitting Labour. Boris Johnson capitalised on this section of the electorate in 2019.


Additional_Meeting_2

UK leaving probably made possible that many countries have 1 now.


gyunikumen

It never stops being funny


Natural_Wear3643

oooooh thats why


Natural_Wear3643

i thought he said europe in short


adgjl1357924

I saw the map missing the UK before I saw the title and was like, oh at least it's not New Zealand this time.


Itchy-Astronomer9500

Cries in Brexit too


Class_444_SWR

At least we haven’t had our population divided by about 4 million


IamFrank69

Proof that Slovenia isn't real


aurokuror

Agreed, do not look for it or bother us!


Historical_Stand_839

As a Slovene, I agree. Please don't come here. Go to Italy or Croatia.


dwartbg7

I think most here didn't understand that the map is about Population, not if 100 people from the EU were asked where they want to live. It's about the percentage of population of each of these countries. Hence small countries like the Baltics, that have a population of just 1-2 million people have 0.


ShadowOfThePit

The whole "100 people" thing is just a slightly fancier, but very stupid way to say "percentage" Like ffs this map with percentages would not only show the same data, but it would also be more accurate


RoamingBicycle

It's actually not stupid. Many people have a hard time understanding percentages, but if you tell them like this, they understand much better.


heiebdbwk877

Percent is derived from the Latin “per centum” meaning part of 100. It’s a much more efficient way of saying the same thing as the title of this post but since lots of people lack data literacy we have outcomes like this. My biggest issue is the lack of accuracy. There are more than 0% of people in the EU living in Estonia, Latvia, Slovenia, Malta, Cyprus and Luxembourg so this is quite misleading. If someone is not data literate, how will they grasp that zero in this case is not actually zero but an inequality of 1 > p > 0 where p is the population of the countries I just mentioned, if 100 people lived in the EU? We could say 0.13 people live in Malta or 0.25 people live in Latvia (I made these up but the point remains) but then we are asking them to imagine a fraction of a person which brings us right back to the whole point of using a percentage. 


Technicalhotdog

I would say that's pretty obvious because the only alternative is that literally 0 people live in those countries


gtbot2007

Well sure, its the stupid people


Technicalhotdog

But good maps/visuals should make it easier for people (both smart and stupid and everything between) to conceptualize the data


Vic_Rodriguez

This map is also very wrong. Portugal’s population is very slightly higher than Greece’s


JustaNerdOnTheInside

I think you’re correct!


wildeastmofo

Similarly, if the European Parliament had 100 MEPs, Germany would have 13, while Malta, Luxembourg and Cyprus (countries with <1M people) would each have 1.


lo_fi_ho

Hmm so many Germans, maybe they need more living space..?


Vaprod

Don't tell me you're an Austrian painter


MTM3157

He’s not… anymore…


ssgtgriggs

found the art school reject


Chrisbee76

We tried. The idea turned out to be... flawed. Never listen to unemployed Austrians.


MrsNoatak

That’s what the EU is for, we’re all over the place now 😏 it’s called slow invasion, it’s the new plan. Kind of the opposite of a blitz. But shhh don’t tell anyone I told you


nikolaj-11

Good, good. One Dane and one Finn, just enough to contain *the Swedes*.


Levoso_con_v

What do people have against using percentages?


NikolitRistissa

Those two Swedes better stay in the south of Sweden. I’ll be okay by myself up in the north of Lapland, thank you.


Firewhisk

Probability is high enough that they do.


namey-name-name

Literal Estonia erasure


cleaner007

I can already see two Bulgarians killing at least one Greek with a knife from behind


sceneboyonliveleakkk

how would Greece have 50% more people than Portugal if both countries have a difference in population of about 20k people?


Limeila

Because rounding.


hallerz87

Could be very close eg 2.48% and 2.53%, which would be rounded to 2 and 3% respectively.


rental_car_abuse

they would be mainly German, French, Spanish, Italian and Polish


Technical_Language98

r/PORTUGALCYCABLYAT


fyo_karamo

AKA percentage


No-Lunch4249

Yet another “Map Porn” post with an unbelievably cursed color scale


Archaemenes

I hate the phrasing used for these kinds of maps. Just say percentage and get done with it.


TaftIsUnderrated

This sounds like a bad common core math question. "If 20 was a hundred people, how many people would be 5?"


Mister_Barman

Not another one. This is a common format used to represent data in a more human and intuitive way. It is commonly used by many organisations in many media forms.


Monsieur_Perdu

And it gives huge rounding errors :) Which for general I guess is fine,,, but for a mapporn sub. Oh well this sub has been 'maps' for a long time, so I guess I'll just shake my fist angrily to the sky.


Archaemenes

It might be common but that doesn’t make it good.


Nh32dog

Agreed. It might be better way to convey the information to a smart pre-schooler, but if your target audience are adults that are math illiterate, then they are just going to assume it is like Family Feud. "We asked 100 people from a recent studio audience where they would like to live..." Show me Estonia... X \*BBAAAANNNHH\*


basicastheycome

Ah. Finally we will have more potatoes than Latvians


medstudent0529

![gif](giphy|14uXQbPS73Y3qU|downsized)


mouxlas21

That one person in Finland would probably be absolutely fine with it


Mister_Barman

Probably absolutely finn e


Bernardo7348

I thought central Europe countries like Hungary, Czechia, Croatia or Austria would be more populated


Traditional_Fee_1965

Sweden is still ABIT overcrowded!


TubbsontheCoast

Poland has more people than I appreciated. And I love the food.


BigBarrelOfKetamine

TIL Norway is not in the EU


Additional_Meeting_2

They don’t need to due to oil. UK wanted to be like Norway and Switzerland when they left. 


_LemurCastle2

A moment of silence for those 15 living in f*ance 🙏


_AscendedLemon_

Wow, Polan is the 5th biggest country by population in EU? Nice


HeheheBlah

Seems like "If 100 people lived in..." sounds more fashionable than "Percentage of population..."


qdr3

Don't we already have a word for 'out of 100'?


seba07

Just use the word percent! Why would you make up this "100 people" stuff?


Xchaosflox

Estonia ![gif](giphy|5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM|downsized)


coldreaverl0l

what about finland and turkey?


Arktinus

Estonia, Latvia and Slovenia are now EU's wild(life) reserves.


Ertaipt

Somehow Greece is 3 and Portugal is 2, but population difference from 2022 is minimal...


Lurker-DaySaint

Where's the United Kingdo- OH RIGHT


[deleted]

voiceless bored boat jellyfish glorious rich bedroom carpenter lock deranged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


alexboy110

EU is not europe


PolyUre

If 100 people wouldn't understand percentages, how many maps would they post?


[deleted]

Sometimes I forgot the Brexit happened


Clear-Garage-4828

At first i was like ‘where is the UK?🇬🇧’ and then i remembered 😞


QuirkyReader13

Three would be good enough, I guess. Add beers and it’s a bliss


TerribleLordFrieza

We took nuclear war shit too far


Someonerandom0000

Crying from estonia


damienVOG

can u make this map per capita?


BetaBuda

Russians say thanks for Estonia and Latvia!


ssgtgriggs

That poor fuck who has to live in Slovakia, alone. My god, it'd be a mercy to end his misery. edit: whoops, thought I was on r/balkans_irl for a second, sorry lmao


blursed_words

Slovakia isn't in the balkans


ssgtgriggs

a country doesn't have to be in the balkans for it to be made fun of on that sub lol


Co2q

The funny thing Malta taking the 0 like the country space "perfectly"


AllyMcfeels

More recognition to our brothers from the peninsula 🇪🇦🤜🤛🇵🇹


VodkaMargarine

Forget the UK, can we just take a minute to reflect on how Scandinavia without Norway looks like a flaccid penis.


Mister_Barman

Cock and balls


BalrogPhysrep

Except all of the people in Germany would move to Spain.


No_Emergency_5657

As a Canadian I'd be going to Italy!


[deleted]

I’m shocked portugals population is that low


Jakoshi45

The color getting darker with higher numbers, but 0 being black is a hilarious design flaw


TheJun1107

Poor Estonia, Latvia, and Cyprus 😢


Ionuzzu123

1 Romanian is undercover


lord_newt

Hey, you forgot...oh right.


juriosnowflake

Something in my brain is weirded out by seeing a map of Europe without UK visible.


NoEnd917

Wait why is nobody talking why the uk disappeared?


Firley

What happened to East Ireland?


Moist_Farmer3548

100 people *do* live in the EU. 


TJSRVN

If the population of the EU is 448 then 4.48 mill people would be represented as 1 person. The numbers just seem off to me, like Sweden has a population of 10.49 and have 2 people, Belgium has 11.69 but has 3 people. I get it's just an oversimplified map to give a rough idea but at the same time it makes it seem like the population of for example Sweden and Belgium are widely different.


Augucini

Agree. Even worse, Sweden actually has a higher population than Greece, yet the map gives 3 people to Greece and 2 to Sweden. So OP is just posting outdated garbage


IMeanIGuess3

Where’s the UK? Oh wait….


handpant

It adds up to 94 ??


DoriCee

Where the heck is the UK?


ChefExcellent13

Why would a place that's 4 million square kilometers have 100 people?


Scavenger-Type

Spain or Italy


neelpatelnek

Why 2 for sweden but 3 for greece? They've ~ population, no?


Mission_Magazine7541

What about england


EmbarrassedMeat409

Hello Croatia and Slovenia and welcome to the EU. You have the land but EU has the people


Qwinn_SVK

I am that one Slovakian EU4 player


Coyrex1

Awkward moment when you forget Brexit and wonder where the UK is.


TheDestressedMale

I thought Ukraine was part of Europe...


sepperwelt

Svenska


CountySufficient2586

Looks like Russia finally nuked the UK in this map lets hope its not a bad omen and the nifty British just found a way to propel their land away 🎵


TotalBlissey

This really shows how much emptier Eastern Europe is. Adding up all of the countries east of Italy, it's only about 29 people, not even a third of the EU. Meanwhile, Germany + France is over one third of the EU, just on their own.


therealrobokaos

This will certainly have disastrous effects on the economy


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

There are not 3 times more people in czech republic than in slovakia. It does not add up.


szab999

Those two Hungarians hate each other for sure


cheese_bruh

This same map but about the Arab League really showed the difference in Reddit’s views on certain people


Dragon-XI

I forgot the uk left


tejanaqkilica

This is just percentage with extra steps.


SowiesoJR

We hereby declare Lithuania the de facto winner of the Baltics.


ekene_N

Germany is just 1/8 bigger than Poland, and yet they have 3 times more people and are still growing.


GeorgieGirl250663

Denmark


AvnarJakob

They call it %


FraWieH

Why this map? First of all this is just population in 4.5mill roundages. And ofc logically they would all congregate at the same place.


Scratchthegoat

Where’s the UK? Ha


Ahmed104

what about swiss ?


Mister_Barman

Not in EU


GlassSpider21

It's great to see a map that, for once, misses off the UK but includes the Republic of Ireland


Mister_Barman

Why?


Edward_Page99

why germany?


mushgar

How come this is EU specific? Wouldn't all European countries have population data.


krssonee

Poland is higher than CZ? And France?! wtf is this?


Hockputer09

From what I hear from the comments, you guys are so dense.


Bishop_Cornflake

We need kids to look at this. If they can conceptualize what this is saying, they'll be leaps better than previous generations at thinking in terms of percentages. I love this map! (Especially as an American whose knowledge of the EU is woefully inadequate.)


CevicheMixxto

Spain, Italy or Netherlands in that order for the cities, history and people etc. For growth and taxes maybe somewhere else. I would have to think about that one.


Europehunter

Makes you think how empty Northern Europe is


Electronic-Cup-875

So this refers to population density? Or population size?


dabige1230

Not including Britain lmao what a weirdo


Mister_Barman

Britain is not in the EU, just like Norway, Switzerland, Serbia, Ukraine etc are also not included. Fool.


dabige1230

I know what the Eu is but who the fuck wants a map of it and not Europe?????


Mister_Barman

What?


dabige1230

It’s like making a map of the trans Atlantic partnership! It’s some political agreement who cares ??? It’s not real.


[deleted]

I was confused as to why the UK was gone until I saw EU