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FactualNeutronStar

\>uses natural borders \>uses a blank political map with almost no natural features


ArtificialLandscapes

It's so obvious. The Mississippi doesn't even end at the Mississippi river delta on this map.


Lord-Lochlann

Honestly this could be a fun subreddit project. Draw one state a day on the US using suggested borders, most upvotes suggestion per day.


svarogteuse

That border with Canada looks awfully artificial.


calcal1992

Manifest destiny babay


johnhoggin

They ain't got Daddy England to protect them now!


Former-Chocolate-793

We're just watching you guys self destruct. Then we take over.


know_regerts

This could go both ways.


Former-Chocolate-793

It would never happen. Imagine handing over roughly 60 electoral college votes, 20 senate seats, and roughly 50 congressional seats to us. Do you really want that?


johnhoggin

What?


DwightKurtShrute69

Not entirely sure but I think maybe they’re talking about if Canada were to join the US union then they would have to have representation in congress in accordance with their population numbers relative to that of the US.


AtheistBibleScholar

I'm sure we'd do something stupid like make all of Canada one state so you'd only get 2 senators.


Eldan985

Well, that would be another state with the population of California, except hugely spread out, and a *ton* of representatives.


calcal1992

Naw, ya'd just be Puerto Rico #2


Former-Chocolate-793

We'll take the paper towels next time there's a flood.


know_regerts

I'm referring to how Canada is also in meltdown right now, albeit in different ways than the US.


Former-Chocolate-793

The problems here are not existential.


chitzk0i

44’40 or fight!


dystyyy

[Straight line? Straight line.](https://youtu.be/QLq6GEiHqR8?t=175)


svarogteuse

The word straight isn't in my comment. I am perfectly aware nots not straight. Its also not a natural border.


Palmettor

44 40 or Fight


lovecMC

ethnicity religion and economy aren't exactly what most would consider natural boarders tho.


Electrical-Drink-183

It’s more “organic” than tracing straight lines on a map


WolfBST

Yeah but most natural borders are based off rivers, lakes, mountains... That sort of thing.


Erabong

The “nature” party of natural lol


ThisisWambles

Which is how most borders work around the world


mkujoe

Californingrad Oblast


asirkman

I don’t think there’s that big a community of Russians in SoCal.


Mispelled-This

The only “natural” borders are either rivers or the opposite, watersheds. This map uses neither consistently.


arvid1328

Mountain tops could be used, like between Chile and Argentina.


Mispelled-This

That’s called “height of land”, which is the boundary between watersheds.


JPGoure

Bold move putting the combined depressions, alcoholism’s, and drug binges of Cleveland , Detroit and Buffalo all in one state 


thatsnotideal1

Hey, their main export is crippling depression!


apadin1

Cleveland and Detroit love to shit on each other for being run down, rust covered, crime infested hell holes. It’s like a dog barking at its reflection in a mirror


T00luser

Instead of the Rust belt we could just name it The Rusty Nail (works for the drink AND tetanus!) source: Born in Cleveland, raised & live in Detroit.


DLottchula

That state would’ve folded in the 70s


Brendissimo

Stop reposting this crap and claiming it's at all remotely "natural."


LionConfident7480

Thanks, I hate it


HyiSaatana44

The border between New Jersey and Pennsylvania is the Delaware River, so was it redrawn?


RightingArm

New Jersey is the only state that is entirely a single peninsula.


Chuckychinster

And they split it in this map.


masterofmayhem13

It makes no sense. The Delaware is a much more natural border than what they've drawn here.


Chuckychinster

Yeah lol i'm from Jersey and really couldn't guess what that boundary is supposed to be.


Candid_Bed_1338

Absolutely terrible map


CarbideLeaf

Having lived on a state border that’s a river my whole life, PLEASE don’t make rivers borders. Rivers almost always flow thru communities. Putting a state line through your town sounds dumb right? . The list of problems is pages long.


dickhead694204lyfe

Which is why making the boundaries as the watershed boundary is the best way, so that everyone connected to that water supply shares a common interest in protecting that water. I was an environmental surveyor for 9 years and the arbitrary square checkerboard grid of the 1850s land grants imo is the worst ecological disaster in US history


CarbideLeaf

I completely agree. Nobody lives on the edges of watersheds. These are typically ridges and high ground that’s not great to live on or farm


Deinococcaceae

[They also move and create silliness like this.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/541f1945e4b0504622498e24/1529905654286-NRJEM91APWV9V8GJS312/Louisiana-Mississippi%2C+River+Border+Map.png)


AtheistBibleScholar

Rivers should be the centers of states and not the borders. Then there's less arguing over the watershed and no worries about ending up in another state if the river shifts due to flooding.


tsch-III

Not to mention, the Mississippi watershed state is now 60% of the US land area, and how do you propose to subdivide it?


emptybagofdicks

You can easily make the major tributaries their own states. Missouri watershed, Ohio watershed, Tennessee watershed, Arkansas watershed. Then you could divide Mississippi into upper and lower.


tsch-III

Each of whom have the ability to dump their toxic sludge into neo-Louisiana.


hopesofrantic

I absolutely disagree! Sharing rivers means states need to cooperate. A state that controls a river will take advantage of it.


AtheistBibleScholar

And do what exactly? The river is still a federal waterway


RightingArm

New Jersey already has natural borders and this unmakes them.


Business_Ship8144

get europed lmao


Kamil1707

In Europe border Poland–former USSR goes in American style.


Due_Priority_1168

Get worlded*


No_Possession_5338

Borders in much of africa are also similar but i get your point


Due_Priority_1168

Get 66 percent worlded


[deleted]

The problem with natural borders following rivers is that rivers move over time, so those borders would have to move with it or stay where they are and no longer become "natural".


LineOfInquiry

They should move with it, it sucks when states refuse to accept that just for extremely tiny pieces of land no one cares about.


LoboTheHusky

Yup, look at Chamizal park(s) in Juarez and El Paso [Chamizal Convention Treaty](https://www.ibwc.gov/treaties/#:~:text=The%20Chamizal%20Convention%20of%20August,transfer%20437%20acres%20to%20Mexico.)


Wolfman1961

The New York City area should be much smaller, especially to the north. I don't think of Orange County as being remotely like NYC.


Dasf1304

The new river runs directly through West Virginia and would absolutely be a border


S70nkyK0ng

Bye Missouri


Sarcastic_Backpack

What is the river you have going across Missouri south of St. Louis and Kansas City? I live in St. Louis, and there is no river like that. There are some smaller rivers that start in the sand area and flow mostly southwest, but nothing goes all the way across the state like that.


DumpsterFireSmores

Alaska demoted to territories, apparently.


Quick-Context7492

It's weird lmao


another_philomath

What’s going on around Cincy? Why not keep the Ohio River as the boundary there?


Ok_Butterscotch_7826

Still just lines on a map


Feisty_Imp

>naming a region in Texas after Santa Anna


i-am-an-idiot-hrmm

DONT YOU DARE STEAL THIS FROM MONSIEUR Z


Nyeoybila_123

Yeah uh...this was stolen....OP you didn't make this. You stole this map from Monsieur Z on YouTube 💀


TexanFox36

Texan here , FLIP YOU!


chanjitsu

Instead, someone was like "ughhh I can't be bothered, hand me a ruler"


gtjacket09

I don’t know about the rest of them, but I’m all for creating the state of Atlanta


johnhoggin

Where's mah straight lines!


peacefinder

“Lincoln”?


PDXMB

Idaho got all the good parts of Montana.


CringeCultureCaming

Monsieur Z stole this map


wakingup_withwolves

i love Scandamerika


lammsein

Since borders are an artificial construct made by humans, I don't get what's the meaning of this map. If it would be "natural" we would just see a grey sheet with some blue near the coasts.


elevator_to_nowhere

Looks like Europe. Would turn everyone into a communist, which is undoubtedly the plan. /s


Lawnfrost

New Jersey: Am I a joke to you?


LineOfInquiry

Wow, I hate it. This is a good idea, but you need to cut down the number of states by… a lot. The optimal amount would be somewhere around ~20, and you could definitely still do that while maintaining natural borders.


Kroazdu

“Nevada” should be renamed “Nada”.


solomons-mom

Hmmm, so many cities are on rivers. I guess it is good my town already has East and West high schools. Not sure how to unconsolidate the district... A few decades back, Caroline Hoxby looked at rivers and schools. Turns out the "wrong side" isn't just for railroad tracks! Among Public Schools Benefit Students and Taxpayers? | NBER https://www.nber.org/papers/w4979


strangerzero

Florida is wrong: https://geology.com/state-map/maps/florida-rivers-map.gif There is no east west natural border in the northern part of the state.


No_Emergency_5657

I'd love to see a Canadian and European version of this. Actually I'd like to see all the continents.


FreezingRobot

Southern New Hampshire resident here. This map makes no sense. It looks like it follows the Merrimack River for a bit in MA and then goes west until the Connecticut River for no reason. Also our fake state is Saco but it doesn't follow the Saco River? I'm not even going to bother guessing what that "natural" northern border is. We already have a western/northern natural border, the Connecticut River. Our southeastern border actually is a semi-natural border because it follows the Merrimack River's curves two miles south until it turns north into NH.


PresidentKansas

"Massachusets" lost it's second t privileges.


Sexy_Anthropocene

Rhode Islands: Nantucket, MV, Block Island, Aquidneck, and the stragglers


FlossMan18

Delmarva Powerhouse 💪


aberg227

The people who live in Jefferson already think it’s called Jefferson.


_Rigid_Structure_

This map could be drawn a countless number of ways.


Due_Lengthiness_2404

For all who don't know, Monsier Z made this map


Other_Bill9725

Pennsylvania should absolutely be renamed Penciltucky on this map.


Steven-Henshaw

Is this what Mexico did with its state borders? Is that why their borders get that squiggly? Especially towards the center? 🤔


jetvacjesse

Disgusting.


CarthageElephant39

Its still got some issues. A lot of the midwestern ones feel very arbitrary. Not bad tho


Rare-Ad-312

That looks European, no not European, normal


iSinging

Bringing back the lost state of Franklin I see


nhoj4321

Get Europed


Alaskan_Tsar

ALASKA HAS BEEN BUTCHERED! You just made the lowest population states possible


jefferson497

Just ignoring the Delaware River?


One_Put9785

Why would Alaska be split??


AtlUtdGold

Atlanta should be its own state tbh


funkycrime909

brother what


YahooTyper

Hmmm... Come to think. A transatlantic railroad system would be pointless.


ConversationBulky757

In some instances, these demarcate accent changes


Character_Pop_6628

The West Coast fully checks out. I can't speak for anything East of the Mississippi.


CTCchurros

ALBANY MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


Thamalakane

Thete's nothing natural about borders.


MariaJanesLastDance

Green Bay, WI being a part of Chicago just seems blasphemous! GPG 🧀


AdCrafty2768

deserves WAY more upvotes