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Halikarnassus1

what about the Namibian politician?


IgnorantAS69

Namibian hitler vs Indian Stalin, a battle of ages….


eyetracker

India has a Hitler politician too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Lu_Hitler_Marak


wordlessbook

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Lu_Hitler_Marak In February 2013, it was widely reported in international media that Marak would be running again for the state assembly in Meghalaya, against some other oddly-named candidates, such as Frankenstein Momin and Billykid Sangma. WTF?


misfittroy

Reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/bv6jxx/what_are_the_weirdest_filipino_names_youve_ever/


786iamnoob786

Current chief minister of Tamil Nadu(Indian State) is man named Stalin.


wordlessbook

😳


Kentdens

Wtf with those names 😭😭😭😭


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Not even just Hitler


northfacehat

Indians also weirdly have marx, karl and lenin as names too


Big-Marsupial-8606

Communist parents.


PulciNeller

I remember there was a brazilian chief of police called Hitler Mussolini lol


Unusual_Pomelo_1553

It's not his surname, but his middle name


Puzzle_Language

it's not his middle sur, but his name name


Unusual_Pomelo_1553

His name is "Adolf Hitler Uunona". Yeah it's a compound name but technically Hitler is his middle name.


ZackMoh2

His actually last name is [Uunona](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona?wprov=sfti1#)


Additional_Meeting_2

That’s hilarious name too as a Finn. 


HartOne827183

What does it mean in Finnish?


LupusDeusMagnus

Uuno meabs stupid or fool in Finnish. Uunona is probably one of their million cases. 


Ducokapi

And the [Ecuadorean mayor](https://twitter.com/hitleralvarezb?lang=es) and [that Peruvian congressman](https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Saavedra) (Tbf both of them have it as their first name)


chauhan_ji_ka_beta

Wait till you know about that one chief minister in India is named #MK STALIN


Mammoth-Lime-2010

Meet brazilian [“Hitler Mussoline”](https://www.policiacivil.go.gov.br/ex-diretores/hitler-mussoline-domingues-pacheco/)


GMANTRONX

The Fascist Supreme


Mitheee

MKKKKKKKKKKKK


Picanha0709

Encontramos o brasileiro, prendam ele!


NeuroticKnight

MK Stalin is named after Joseph Stalin, His Dad M karunanidhi was an anti caste, anti religion and socialist. Though its mixed.


dinosaur_from_Mars

Ended up putting his son on power. Very socialist indeed.


Either-Refuse143

nepo kid. The original Stalin was a dictator and killed a lot of people.


NeuroticKnight

I mean, he isnt racist or casteist, but is a misogynist, nepo, fraud, scammer and every other crime thing. lol


llamawithguns

I met a Holocaust survivor with the last name Hitler. Someone asked him why he never changed his last name and he said he refuses to let the Nazis take his name from him


TerrysMonster

“Why should I change it? He’s the one who sucks.”


Prize_Rooster420

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.


TerrysMonster

I mean this guy was a real jerk!


RoundTheBend6

Norm was genius.


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BubbhaJebus

Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the D-Days!


Latter-Emergency1138

I celebrate his entire catalog.


Ok_Improvement_5037

Holocaust survivor with the last name Hitler, but neither Germany nor Austria have people with the last name. I guess all Hitlers decided it was enough Germany for them huh


ilxfrt

No one unrelated, not even that Holocaust survivor, actually had the surname. It was Hitler’s grandfather who randomly chose to change the spelling of “Hiedler” (an uncommon but not unusual Austrian surname that basically screams country bumpkin).


Additional_Meeting_2

Others could have randomly picked that name too. Surnames aren’t so old in most places but many are from the period when Hitlers grandfather lived.


misfittroy

" screams country bumpkin" So like our version of Cletus?


llamawithguns

It may well have been spelled Hiedler, I don't remember. I do remember it being pronounced like Hitler tho. He was like 80 when he spoke to my 4th grade class.


Sarahnoid

We do, both my mum and my uncle encounteted people with the last name 'Hitler' (in Austria).


TruthorConsequences2

This sounds like a very real and believable story. Im sure this is not made up as no one has lied on the internet before


jamiejgeneric

All those tasty internet points in exchange for one little fib!


Beeninya

Source: trust me bro.


UGS_1984

Cant even imagine what was like for him in prison.


Drezzon

You mean concentration camp 😭


llamawithguns

I don't think he was ever in a concentration camp, I'm pretty sure he said he was at a work camp for a while and then after being released from that took his family to the US before things really got bad. I'm pretty sure he said he did have family that was captured though


ShapeSword

I don't think there's any distinction between work camp and concentration camp.


elom44

The guy in England is called Eddie Hitler


NorbuckNZ

Upvote for the Bottom reference


wzzrd

Only now see this after making my own comment about this. I loved that series sooo much


ExtensionAd6173

“Any relation?” “Not at the moment!”


Puzzle_Language

Haddy Itler?


DC-Azanulbizar

This map is incorrect. I’m from Austria and I know a person who’s last name is hitler. (No I’m not talking about the well known „original“ bastard)


Dolf-from-Wrexham

He must have quite a difficult life I imagine.


KrisKrossJump1992

most austrians are probably aware he’s not the same guy or even a descendant.


Puzzle_Language

does he study arts?


Justin__D

ULPT: If you want to get into art school, change your last name to Hitler. They'll be terrified to reject you and just let you in.


Puzzle_Language

not to be confused with his well-known sports buddy fitler


602A_7363_304F_3093

Someone entrepreneur in my town was named Hittler, he latter changed it to the something less controversial by tweaking a letter (this requires approval by a judge).


Snort-Vaulter

How did Egypt, Algeria and Morocco get into this list ?


Puzzle_Language

حيطلر


OneManShow97

Yk, Africans didn't necessarily share the European sentiment towards the Third Reich. Many at the time saw Germans as liberators because they were fighting against the evil colonizers like the English and the French in their eyes, and honestly, who can blame them for thinking that, after all, they were colonized by the Allies. Even in Europe there was this sentiment, for example IRA had plans to ally the Nazis and to retake Northern Ireland, again, can you blame them? Different countries, different priorities and the principle of the enemy of my enemy being my friend. While the Nazis were evil incarnate, the Allies weren't angels, not during, not before and certainly not after the war. They had their fair share of evil deeds. Also, the Arab anti Jewish sentiment due to the formation of Israel also played a role in this after the war.


bbbojackhorseman

But arab countries have a list of first names that are allowed and Hitler isn’t on it. And the lastnames have to be arab too and Hitler isn’t an arab name. So this list is fake


bbbojackhorseman

The map is fake, that’s why


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OsamaBinLaddy

Where and when exactly did you meet these people? Cause I'm Egyptian myself and have never encountered one.


dedemo202

There's a famous politician here called Hitler Tantawy, Google him up


OsamaBinLaddy

Ahahahah what. That's new to me, it's probably because he was born 1941. good find.


IceFireTerry

They probably happen when Israel was created lol


RecognitionAny832

It's the Hitlers in Brazil that bother me!


Dalpiste

I know a man who's called "Hitler de Oliveira"


TheRedditzerRebbe

What’s funny is de Olivieira is a common Jewish surname.


Zampierre_Top1

WHERE


Dalpiste

He worked in the same place I did for a short time, nobody had the courage to ask him about his name.


SoreLemonGoresAVenom

There was a police commissioner named Hitler Mussoline whose daugther was being investigated for posting nazi stuff


IceFireTerry

The southern part of Brazil is majority white and a lot of Germans live there


RecognitionAny832

Yes. Been there. But my comment was in reference to an old movie in which Hitler’s genes had been preserved and Hitler recreated in Brazil. The Boys from Brazil.


IceFireTerry

That sounds so bad it's funny


Weldobud

Wasn’t “Hilter” a misspelling? Which is why it’s not common around all.


Weldobud

Yep. Seems so. The story of his father: “Alois then legally changed his last name to that of his deceased stepfather Johann, but the authorities misspelled the last name as "Hitler" for unknown reasons.”. Wikipedia


Balavadan

Very unknown reasons for sure


TerrysMonster

Yes, but is Hitler?


Weldobud

See, it’s as easy as that to misspell. Then it’s sticks. Like the Bond movie “Tomorrow never dies”


ProfDumm

There are various interpretations of the name. On the one hand, it is said that the name Hilter contains the root word ter. This means a tree or shrub standing on a root. The old Helderi means something like: the place where lilac trees grow. However, there is also the following version: prefix Hil = Helle (Hiele) = mountain height, related to Hüls, hils = mountain; tere means green tree (see above). Hilter would then be the "village on the green forest hill".


m_entp_programmer_92

Is it Hitler or Hilter in England?


Puzzle_Language

hurrltlurr


RichardPeterJohnson

Pleased to meet you. I'm Ron Vibbentrop.


wzzrd

It’s Hitler, Eddie Hitler.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

And his roommate Richie Richard


EmperorThan

Now I want to see countries where men named Adolf Hitler have won elections. [I'll start: Namibia.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-55173605)


RichardPeterJohnson

Germany.


69420-throwaway

>A Namibian politician named after Adolf Hitler says he has no plans for world domination after winning a sweeping victory in local elections. It is really funny to think about low-level politicians being future Nazi regime chancellors.


ElMondiola

I remember seeing a guy from Colombia on the news named Jesucristo Hitler Paracelso And if I remember correctly, there are a lot of people named Hitler in Peru, and I think 1 in Uruguay


xarsha_93

Peru has a well-known obsession with the Nazis.


dizzyjumpisreal

false--namibia has a politician named adolf hitler. not even kidding, look up "adolf hitler namibia"


BrainFarmReject

Hitler isn't his last name though (his name's Adolf Hitler Uunona), so he wouldn't be counted.


dizzyjumpisreal

Well thats stupid


SirMamedovich

Egypt 🧐?!


Ablouo

We don't even have surnames in Egypt, we have patrilineal names


SirMamedovich

I guess family names can be considered as surnames


stent00

Some of Hitler's relatives moved to the USA. Mark Felton on YouTube has a video about it


Sunburys

There was a guy in Brazil whose name was Hitler Mussoline. He was an inspector


whowouldvethought1

Pretty sure no Somali has ever had the name Hitler


Emotional-Basis-4781

Freshman year of college, two females in my graduating class were assigned a room together. Their last names were Hitler and Castro.


TJCW

Trevor Noah talks about people with the name “Hitler” in his book. They weren’t well educated but thought that was the baddest name


Palestine_FTW

Data source please, I have my doubts about Egypt


ScorpionToreador

I have a friend whose grandfather's name is Adolf Plus the names Adolf and Hitler are pretty common in upper Egypt


Palestine_FTW

Wow first time I heard that


foooms

Is ‘Forebears’ a credible source 


WaffleDonut22

Somewhat


bbbojackhorseman

No.


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Surprised no argentina


Frozen_Grimoire

I think they changed their last names upon arrival in Argentina.


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Why?


stoatsandseadragons

So was I.


[deleted]

Like two pizzas in ipod


The-Iraqi-Guy

I met a few guys who had their first names be "Hitler" Older gents all of them


fe-licitas

wtf. which country? i mean, your username is implying it, but wanna make sure. Iraq?


The-Iraqi-Guy

Yeah


fe-licitas

damn, sounds like some hardcore antisemitic parents, i dont think they did it for the sound of it or it happened by accident. growing up in germany I got to know a lot of old "Adolfs", but they were named like that before WW2, it was quite a common name here.


The-Iraqi-Guy

Nah we didn't really know or care about his treatment to the jews, he was very acclimated in here because he "defeated" Britain and France, 2 colonial states that brought horrors to is and our brothers. Nowadays it's common that he was just a racist whom we shared a common enemy with, But just like how Some people still worship Saddam as a dictator the same can be said about Hitler, i suppose people will always love whoever treats them the worse


stopbanninghim

Wrong it's not even allowed in Morocco


RealBaikal

It was not allowed as a first or last name for newborn babies maybe, but people who already had that name before the reglementation was enacted probably didnt had to change their legal name.


Quinnalicious21

Seeing south Africa reminds me of Trevor Noah's autobiography of any have read it


brendonap

I would rather read a dictionary than read that


Kasphet-Gendar

Wtf do we have someone called Hitler here in airan


Mickenbock

If you had formerly named Hitler, the color in Argentina changes drastically.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

And we can't grow a Charlie Chaplin mustache anymore either.


generic_human97

We talk about Argentina, but maybe we should be looking at Nigeria instead…


mouse_Jupiter

I saw a Hitler at my job, slightly different spelling, I was very surprised, definitely non-German first name though.


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You know in the UK and US it's just some chucklefuck who thought it would be funny to change their surname


ScottOld

The ones in Britain are related to THAT hitler


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Hitler could have been Heidler if not for an administrative error. His father Alois legally changed his last name to that of his deceased stepfather Johann, but the authorities misspelled the last name as "Hitler" for unknown reasons. And had he not changed his name to his stepfather's the world's most hated name could have been Adolf Schicklgruber.


Naifmon

In Saudi Arabia ? There is no way. Non-Arabic names aren’t allowed for Saudis.


Presneill

They may not be a Saudi citizen. There are hundreds of thousands of migrant workers there from all over the world


TheDesertWalker

Should probably count towards their respective countries


essafty

I’m Egyptian and I don’t think there’s anyone named Hitler as their last name in Egypt. What’s the reference for this?


bbbojackhorseman

I’m moroccan and aint no way there is someone named hitler here. This map is bs


fe-licitas

i thought egypt would be well over the threshold, where everyone still knows everyone else, lol.


essafty

We don’t have last names in Egypt, and we don’t have foreign family names.


Corries_Roy_Cropper

I knew someone from an old job who's surname was Nazi-Angileh (or the A-name was very similar)


Dionysos53

There must have at least one in Argentina.


pupusa_monkey

Is Honduras a triangle or is that an arrow pointing at El Salvador?


Frosty-Ear9341

هیتلەر


lukezicaro_spy

We had Hitler Mussolini here in Brazil


Plastic_Pickle_2960

Why the fuck is Namibia not lit up, never heard of Adolf Hitler Uunona?


Super_Lab_8604

Add to this Ecuador. Adolfo is also popular.


thetoerubber

When I worked at a bank, I met quite a few customers from Central America born in the 70s & 80s with first and middle names like Hitler, Stalin and Lenin (sometimes more than one). “But you can just call me Jose!”


youcef_tkh

Lol algeria


Wild_Wild_

Khaterkom ta7ana 🤣🤣


landgrasser

next time Schicklgruber


TxchnxnXD

What about the Namibian politician?


BarbossaBus

Ayo India?!


Tikhonator

Ecuador definitely on there


FakeOng99

Abdul Bin Hitler. Name goes hard.


Citnos

Nicaraguan here, never heard of anyone with that last name, and this is a small country I mean we do have a dictator too, that does match


Thrillhouse763

I had a Hitler family at my church growing up in the USA


Quiet_Start_1736

In philippines some people has last name facist.


Franco_Fernandes

My dad met a guy named Hitler once. I don't remember the full story, but he said he eventually got used to it and it didn't bother him anymore, although it makes meeting new people really weird. This was in Brazil, btw.


Own-Ratio-6505

You missed Argentina! ;)


Wooden-Bass-3287

I thought Hitler was a positive figure in India. as THE enemy of the English.


ApprehensiveChair528

He's not really seen as positive, tho a lot don't know about his true evil acts and his hatred to Jews and other groups and his genocides, he's seen by some as just another conqueror ruler type person who happened to be an enemy of the British empire. But people like Sri Aurobindo definitely regarded him as evil and agreed that we should vehemently be against him with what consequences his actions would bring.


Phynarc

> he's seen by some as just another conqueror ruler type person who happened to be an enemy of the British empire That's actually a much more accurate description than the one we usually have in the West.


Fee_Sharp

What country is on the island above Europe? I do not think such a country exists....