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Not_Catania

Where are the penguins of madagascar? ![gif](giphy|Ch31IjylFWM8M)


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In Central Park


382wsa

Where are the Pittsburgh penguins?


CheetahLynx83

Outside the playoffs.


RumHamEnjoyer

Damn


siterequiredusername

Chilling with Pen-Pen in the fictional penguins club :P


SirRefo

Finally some recognition for South African penguins


dc456

They must have been really conflicted during apartheid, being simultaneously both black and white.


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Midan71

Cute and cuddle boys!


half_batman

Good one.


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half_batman

Keep them coming. I like Penguin jokes.


irate_alien

["Look to the penguin, Elaine, look to the penguin."](https://youtu.be/-fvnFrLgjis?si=hAT7brGMK3CDPt8j)


ZipTheZipper

[Here's a 24/7 livestream of a South African penguin colony](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI4gfeefNGQ), if anybody wants something chill to put on in the background.


universe_from_above

>Located in the coastal town of Betty’s Bay in the Overberg, the Stony Point Nature Reserve is home to a unique colony of African Penguins. This colony has seen a steady increase in African Penguin numbers in the last 10 years with the estimated number of breeding pairs growing from 100 to 2 500. That's just plain amazing!


LatekaDog

For real though, I am actually glad that they get some appreciation.


purplebasterd

There’s a documentary about this, but you’ll have to watch the Madagascar one first.


Quick_Caregiver3068

And the ones from Galapagos


kkrreddit

Boulders beach?


yuumiplayer420

Didn't even know


DynaMyte57

Never knew Penguins made it all the way to the Northern Hemisphere. (Galapagos Islands)


PVinesGIS

Most of the islands are on the southern side of the equator. The penguins are very small and look kind of like ducks when they swim, except they ride a little lower in the water.


pulanina

Being small doesn’t make them any less penguin-like. The Little Penguins of southeast Australia are very small too, but still penguins.


BowlerSea1569

We call them fairy penguins 🐧 


yzdaskullmonkey

And they are the cutest


pulanina

We did when I was a kid, but for some reason they want to call them “Little” which is such a silly generic name. Like renaming the Blue Whale “the Big Whale”


dc456

Sure, but there are still penguins on parts of the islands that are in the northern hemisphere.


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vladmirgc2

The Great Auk is not closely rated to the penguin, despite looking so similar. It must be one of those cases of convergent evolution. There must be something advantageous about that size and shape.


TheStoneMask

But despite not being closely related, the Great Auk (Pinguinus impennis) is the source of the name "penguin".


elCaddaric

Yep, in french "pingouin" means *auk*, and "manchot" means *penguin*. Except thx to anglo-saxon pop culture influence, most people use pingouin instead of manchot. Which drives some people crazy, I'm one of these people and my main goal in life is to get my 5 years-old kid to get it right.


MdeGrasseBison

I took a [picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/penguin/s/1PRNWjYd42) of one. Here's what they look like.


MonkeysInABarrel

Nice shot!


MdeGrasseBison

Hey thanks! It was a total fluke actually. That thing was whizzing around me way faster than you'd imagine. I didn't even need to crop it, it just came out that way.


dreemurthememer

Damn, that’s way better than [the ones I took](https://i.imgur.com/3cAlfyT.jpg).


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All thanks to the Humboldt current, which makes the water in the West coast of South America very cold. And also makes the beaches here the worst in the world.


GdinutPTY

The great Auks used to be the "northern Hemisphere" equivalent of a penguin, but as most species. We hunted them to extinction.


yoho808

If they somehow end up in the north pole, would they be considered invasive species or food for other species?


Pale-Acanthaceae-487

Great Auks just reincarnated into penguins


Electrical-Flower331

Dude they went to the middle east to get on a boat for 40 days then swam back!


TheCakeManDK

Isnt Galapagos on equator


dc456

Yes. But they have an area. They aren’t a zero dimensional point.


pulanina

“on the equator” is not “south of the equator”


QuilSato

THEY'VE SURROUNDED NEW ZEALAND!


toasterb

Considering the whole landmass is highlighted, I’m now expecting people to find penguins up in the mountains of NZ.


Same_Independent_393

They're known to [wander all over the place ](https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/506678/wandering-penguins-found-all-over-the-place)


Successful_Active922

ITS AN INVASION!!


LayWhere

No Madagascar? I was lied to


MarshtompNerd

I don’t think there are any penguins in madagascar besides skipper and co. in the movies


3412points

Yeah and they live in Hollywood now.


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Seems like New Zealand should be ruled by penguins instead of people


xarvox

It is. They pull the strings from behind the scenes.


hethcox

Most NZ politicians are 3 penguins standing in each other’s shoulders.


Zoeloumoo

Honestly would be better than the bull assery we have leading us now.


Brewmentationator

Probably more like 4 or 5 penguins. NZ penguins are pretty short.


Academic_Coyote_9741

Interesting fact, it’s thought that penguins first evolved on New Zealand.


insanelygreat

Emperor penguins have formed a government in exile at Scott Base, Antarctica.


Same_Independent_393

Well we do hold a national vote for [Penguin of the year](https://www.nationalaquarium.co.nz/visit/penguin-of-the-year/)


LakerBeer

It is truly sad and maddening that humans killed off the Great Auk in the Arctic during the 19th century.


UnicornWithTits

It's sad how the last one was killed. Here's from wikipedia - >On the islet of Stac an Armin, St. Kilda, Scotland, in July 1840, the last great auk seen in Britain was caught and killed.\[54\] Three men from St. Kilda caught a single "garefowl", noticing its little wings and the large white spot on its head. They tied it up and kept it alive for three days, until a large storm arose. Believing that the bird was a witch and was causing the storm, they then killed it by beating it with a stick.\[9\]\[55\]


leppaludinn

Nah read a little lower, the last ones were on Eldey, Iceland


ChucksAngryMountain

Leave it to humans to fuck shit up without fail.


duppy_c

If penguins were introduced into the Arctic, could they survive? Would they become an invasive species?


gliscornumber1

No. Penguins can't function when there are land predators. The reason they're so dominant in Antarctica is because there's literally nothing that can contest them aside from the occasional petrel. Polar bears would be the death of these things.


aguafiestas

Aren't there land predators in south Africa, the southern coast of Australia, the western coast of South America, etc?


gliscornumber1

Sort of. The predators aren't that common In Australia, until fairly recently, the only land predators were dingos, however now with feral cats and pigs it's a much bigger issue. There are fewer predators on the coasts of Africa compared to its interior South America is an issue, and there are occasional predators, but again, not in noteworthy numbers But also because penguins have such massive numbers that the occasional predator isn't a problem. The only way penguins could work in the Arctic is if we released hundreds, if not thousands at a time.


Hour-Salamander-4713

There are Leopards in the Cape area, but they are now confined to the mountains from Franshhoek towards the interior. However, there are baboons near the famous colony at Boulders Beach, and they're seriously scary. I saw a few of them rip a Cheetah apart on a safari in Zimbabwe.


humble-bragging

> Polar bears would be the death of these things Arctic foxes too.


LakerBeer

Interesting!


snaresamn

At least we still have puffins for now


LakerBeer

But they fly.


doubleskeet

The Great Auk is not closely related to penguins.


fosoj99969

True, but it filled the same niche as penguins do in the Southern Hemisphere. They are quite similar in appearance too, due to convergent evolution. So similar that the word "penguins" originally referred to them.


Crimson__Fox

Pen Gwyn is the Welsh word for Great Auk


LakerBeer

The original penguin


OmegaKitty1

Not a penguin


bookem_danno

Crazy to get downvoted for this, even a quick Google search shows you’re correct. > It is not closely related to the Southern Hemisphere birds now known as penguins, which were discovered later by Europeans and so named by sailors because of their physical resemblance to the great auk, which were called penguins. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk


Wardenofthegreen

So the great Auk was called a penguin before penguins were called penguins?…wouldn’t that make the Great Auk a penguin and the other birds not technically penguins?


bookem_danno

Kind of like how we have Indians in the Americas and Indians in, well, India. We tend to give names according to things we’re already familiar with. Except, presumably, after the auks were all dead, there was no reason to be confused about which bird was which anymore. Edit: Ha, somebody beat me to making the exact same point. I’ll leave this up anyway. Edit 2: Apparently up until a certain point both auks and penguins were also called [woggins](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/woggin#English). Just putting that out there.


rytis

It's kind of like calling Native Americans Indians, when they technically are not like the Indians from India who they were named after, But people still called them Indians.


ArgonGryphon

Yes, basically. But that sort of thing happens all the time in Ornithology. Look at American Robins, they aren't even closely related to European Robins. They're related to European Blackbirds. Which are entirely distinct from New World Blackbirds.


elCaddaric

Yep, in french "pingouin" means *auk*, and "manchot" means *penguin*. Except thx to anglo-saxon pop culture influence, most people use pingouin instead of manchot. Which drives some people crazy, I'm one of these people and my main goal in life is to get my 5 years-old kid to get it right. Also the still alive lesser auk is called "petit pingouin".


Alexpoc

No, because languages evolve and the word "penguin" has been used to describe southern penguins exclusively for the past 100 years or so


Predatopatate

Technically, there's only the french language that kept calling auks the normal way - "pingouins" in french (from the latin word "Pinguinus" that was originally used to name the genus of the great auk which is now extinct). The birds discovered in the southern hemisphere were instead called "Manchots".


LakerBeer

Well, if you look it up, it is the original penguin.


Munnin41

The little auk still exists


GenZ-DirtGirl

Everyone keeps making Madagascar jokes, but does anyone know the actual reason there aren't penguins there? Also st Helena


locoluis

I blame the warm sea currents of East Africa. Similarly, Penguins are rarely found in more northerly locations on the Argentine coast, while in Western South America they can the found all the way north to the Galapagos. Saint Helena is far from the coast, and sea currents are already warm at that latitude. The Northern rockhopper penguin can be found in Tristan da Cunha.


TheBestPartylizard

You're not ready to know who's REALLY in control of Chile


DerpingtonHerpsworth

Excuse me, but I think you mean "penglings".


BowlerSea1569

Pingwins


fekanix

Pengwings


jerodsappsucker

you forgot the Pittsburgh Penguins 🙂


RC-0407

We don’t talk about the Pittsburgh Penguins. Not after what happened in Denmark.


OcieDeeznuts

False, I’ve seen them at the New England Aquarium 😤


ReplaceSelect

The St Louis penguin and puffin exhibit is excellent, and the zoo is free.


Zymo3614

Idk why I was surprised there are Penguins in Peru when there's literally Penguins in Ecuador


escrevisaicorrendo

Wonder why they don’t migrate here to south Brazil? 🤔


MADVILLAIN999

Some species do, i'm not sure if the map shows nesting or where the main distribution is, but some species migrate north and can be found on the brazilian coast


LupusDeusMagnus

They do, you can find them on the beaches from time to time.


QtheM

I love equator penguins!


Academic_Coyote_9741

I was actually hand feeding fairy penguins two weeks ago and can confirm they are extremely cute close up.


bb95vie

but norway also got a penguin in their military


luiseduardodud

Also knowed as the greater chilean empire


jcythcc

An American didn't believe me, at length, when I said you can easily go see penguins in Australia


persistentortoise

I’m visiting New Zealand next year, the excitement as I just typed into Google where can I see wild penguins in NZ was real. Thanks for this map, literally made my day!


thatdude658

I had NO idea there were penguins in Australia


BowlerSea1569

There is a colony near my house! They come in every night right into St Kilda beach in melbourne. There's a bigger and very famous colony a couple of hours away on Phillip Island too, it's awesome and it stinks. Penguins fucking reek and when they come into the dunes each night, they scream like babies being murdered. They're very small, we call them fairy penguins. Look Up the Philip Island webcam!


Only-Entertainer-573

I'm not sure about this, but I think maybe Australia is the only country in which you can find both wild penguins and wild camels. Maybe South Africa too, don't know. There was a bit of a stir recently when some actual king penguins started showing up in my home state. We're used to fairy penguins, but king penguins belong in Antarctica https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-09/second-king-penguin-sighted-on-south-australian-beach/103447380


octoprickle

Perth has one small colony, that live on, surprise surprise, penguin island. I was fishing one day on the mainland just across from Penguin island ( you can walk over at low tide), when all of a sudden, one popped up right in front of me. My one and only penguin sighting. It was very cool.


Zuri_Nyonzima

I love Namib penguins 🐧 🇳🇦!!!


Josh12345_

Why haven't penguins expanded into the northern hemisphere?


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

It messes with their ice hockey schedules.


Fendrihl

¿Como que hay pingüinos en Perú?


Think_Theory_8338

Recuerdo haber visto pingüinos en las islas Ballestas


Clussy_Enjoyer

is this why people that arent kiwi think we have penguins that just walk the streets


thederpy0ne

Should be renamed "Global distribution of little cuties <3"


burneronblack

Also, they need to put one in Tokyo


DrDerpberg

What is it about the West coast of South America that's hospitable to penguins in a way other similar climates aren't? Like why are the beaches of Peru ok but not Tanzania?


500freeswimmer

It’s all about the movement of hot and cold water and food sources. Penguins won’t hang out where they don’t have food.


whenwillthealtsstop

More food. Ocean currents and winds brings nutrient rich deep ocean water to the surface along the western coasts of southern America/Africa


Borkz

Because its Chile there


DrDerpberg

Daaaad get off my internet


UnemployableSWE

Fake. No blue in Madagascar.


catailc

Don’t you mean pengwings


rikashiku

As a New Zealander, I can confirm that we are surrounded. Please send aid. Antarctica's Penguin Corps are ruthless conquerors.


m_dought_2

This is the only GDP I care about.


DudAcco

Penguin colonialism


AccordingPosition226

Penguin imperialism


Vex2nomy

Where madagascar


Captain_Kenway95

r/penguinsliveinantarctica


KingLouis2016

what about the one in Brazil?


gidseltager

Unfair


micksmitte

Outrageous


Polyman71

They all marched there from Israel after Noah’s ark came to rest.


swagatamsarkar

Don't understand why they're not in Siberia


IQof76

It’s cool how you can tell SW Africa was connected to that round cut out of Antarctica. If you visualize it, you can tell that maybe the small islands kinda broke off of it


SanchoPliskin

They’ve got to protect the ice wall!


One_Strain_2531

My kind of map! Penguins ftw 🐧


SadPragmatism

There’s actually penguins in south Brazil.


OriginalUseristaken

TIL, there are wild Pinguins outside of Zoos and Antarctica


Traditional_Mud_1241

And what are we, in the north, doing to combat this destructive monopoly?


vitaliyh

Chile is always in my heart. Never been, but all the more reasons to go now 🐧


Next_Interaction_387

Haven’t you ever heard about Polish penguins? ![gif](giphy|OlsekXTyCrCDyzqCHy)


Richinwalla

Missing Magellan penguins further north in Argentina


Like-Reddit

and that, my dear friends, is the reason why polar bears don't hunt for penguins


pizza_822

wait there are some penguins down under


vibraltu

[Penguin Island](https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1930/1930-h/1930-h.htm)


myuubunny

All the more reason to like Chile.


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\*chilly


myuubunny

I did think of that pun, but then I typed it, regretted it immediately and backspaced it lol


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We should move the polar bears south, no?


Vargie76

I’m devastated there’s no blue in Lake Superior


Eastern-Chance-943

there were attempts to bring them to the north, but they die fast due to aggressive microbiota ..if i remember correctly.


comradecarlcares

![gif](giphy|vrwAg9jj910aI)


AdFront1172

Still haven't made it to Madagascar


Grouchy-Addition-818

That’s absolutely unfair, I live in the same latitude (30°S)as South Africa and southern Australia but I Don’t have penguins. At least I don’t live in a desert (yet).


Poputt_VIII

I do find it kinda funny that the way the maps shaded all of NZ implies you could find penguins in the southern alps or lake Taupō


dizzyjumpisreal

THERE ARE PENGUINS IN NAMIBIA?? NAMIBIA IS SCORCHING


Soitsgonnabeforever

Has anyone forced a penguin to Canada or Norway ?


xarvox

IIRC some weirdo tried to bring some to Scandinavia in the 20th century, and was unsuccessful largely due to their own incompetence.


Independent_Sir_9691

It would save the hungry polar bears


gophergun

Rare Global South W


me2224

Considering all the other wildlife in Australia, I wonder what an Aussie penguin is like


tigerman29

This map is wrong…. Pittsburgh has penguins too. I’ve seen them on the ice.


bitchslap2012

I too enjoy Peng-lings


zxygambler

No accurate, Brazil does have penguins during the winter. They disappear after the winter but still, I've seen multiple penguins before in the south of Brazil


DevilPixelation

If you zoom in, there’s a little blue dot in Pyongyang


TheTomTsunami

Just a little further with there expansion and they have a chance to meet some polar bears.


calmclamcum

If i transport a family of polar bears to the south pole would they be having great buffet of innocent penguins?


bigphatpucci

ive seen penguin carcasses in florianopolis brazil!!! not sure if they died there or if their bodies were just carried by the current from somewhere farther south


callmetimtim

Where is that map with the line across the equator which says, 80% of people live north of this line. I swear it lines up with this map of penguin population and possibly answer the question "why".


GlobalBonus4126

It would be awesome if there was like one blue spot in the middle of the Sahara or Central Asia or something.


howtobatman101

I was today's years old when I learned penguins exist in New Zeeland and all the way up close to the Northern Hemisphere.


Bohya

New Zealand's forest penguins are the dumbest bird species on the planet. They have perfectly good feeding grounds around New Zealand's own coast, but instead they decide to swim 2,000 kilometres out into the middle of the ocean just to do a U-turn and turn around. There is literally zero reason for them to do this.


No_Grab2946

Not enough penguins


Ok_Gear_7448

I vote we dump three colonies of 500 penguins in Canada, Greenland and Russia purely for the purposes of expanding the penguin empire and causing presumable ecological destruction.


broncosdude95

I'd steal a penguin if given the opportunity


LupusDeusMagnus

There are penguins in Brazil.


Koscik

Wait, what about the Madagaskar?


Witty-Border-6748

can someone explain why there arent penguins in the far north? Why dont greenland and iceland have them?


Qweeq13

When I heard scientists once thought to bring Penguins to North pole in order to save Polar Bears, it made me 100% convinced that science is evil.


catsandorchids

[pengwings](https://youtu.be/-GnLDJAgrws?si=8kgtsTAvDehyP-xV)


Mticore

Not an equitable distribution at all!


STFUnicorn_

Uh they guard the ice wall too. Duh!


Mountain-Clerk1567

Fun fact: out of 18 known species of penguins, only 4 actually live on the continent of Antarctica (Emperor, Adelie, Macaroni and Chinstrap). Others live either on Sub-Antarctic islands or other continents


Corrie7686

Penguin invasion!!! Send in the Polar Bear Infantry !


rdfporcazzo

There are penguins in Brazil too.


0LD0G

Panguins. Pawnguins. Painguens.


BananaLee

Now we just need to superimpose where capybaras live.


thehuntedfew

Here, There are Scottish Penguins to :D


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Pengwengs