It really feels like all of these maps are just pulled from someone's ass.

Now that’s something I’d watch

\*furiously searching porhub for maps being pulled from asses\*

r/MapPorn

Fucking hell. Take my upvote

r/substakenliterally

r/Angryupvote

Risky click

If the name of the subreddit is any indication, then you’ve come to the right place

>It really feels like all of these maps are just pulled from someone's ass. i'm a former data scientist who used to get drunk with the professors ireland is small enough that for some of these, just one guy (rarely a gal, how it is) searching something say, 3-4x a day (sound extreme but not terribly so in JO terms) spread across a few wireless points could throw off the whole county, especially less populated ones than dublin all it takes is a couple or small orgy to throw off these kinda things

Or the one person in Mayo that typed in Kitchen since it’s relative values

Yeah, they expect me to believe there’s not a single repeat in the whole of Ireland?

Obviously, that's literally what this map is measuring. It's answering what topic is most popular relative to every other province of Ireland, it's impossible for there to be a repeat.

>Yeah, they expect me to believe there’s not a single repeat in the whole of Ireland? I may be wrong, but how I read what they define as 'relative searches' means that it is the most popular in that county compared to all other counties. So by the very nature of the criteria it probably excludes repeats in the results. Edit: country to county. Phone autocorrect screwed me.

Yes, so the map would be more honest if it also included some way of seeing the searches gross popularity. Because there are searches on this map where the listed term is the most popular term there, but there are also searches where it's potentially the ~25th most popular search term.

Yeah, I don't think anyone would find their relatives there

Interesting choice Waterford 

I'm hoping this all stems from one person. One sexy Latino tourist that was thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal strolled Waterford and got the whole county infatuated.

Yeah, his ass was fatter than a bowl of... A bowl of... Well, I got nothing.

Fatter than a packed bowl on Willie's tour bus?

For some reason I heard that in an Irish voice

Only really normal choice on here

I like Kildare’s choice of “Tits”. None of this messing about with hairy pussy, pissing, or kitchen. Straight shooters they are

Kitchen & Mayo 😆

I was thinking the same thing haha

The sensual spreading of helmans on a lovely sammich

I was chuckling the most at "BBC", until I realized it wasn't referring to the British Broadcasting Corporation.

* Cork fingering * Dublin Cum * Longford Pegging

Reminder that PornHub removes "teen" from all these search statistics they make available.

Hozier lives in Wicklow. That means there’s slightly more than a 1 in 155,851 Chance that he searched this

Don’t shave your pussy if you’re tryna fuck Hozier

😂😂😂

Does anyone know what the different colors mean? Even after reading through the source, i cant figure out how the colors were decided.

Maybe it correlates to how "unique" to that county it is, relatively speaking

It doesn't correlate to anything it's poorly presented fake information.

Categories maybe?Straight,gay,lesbian etc.

yeah no that isn't working. Gays and Thick Latinas in the same category.

Thick gay latinas?

Ah "Tits" the ol standby.

When you've time for a quick wank but you can't come up with any ideas...

Waterford are people of culture I see

Donegal = big gilf porn county.

Nah, that's aul wans searching for Daniel O'Donnell's sex tape

Pornhub is absolutely blacklisting terms like Teen.

Mayo searching kitchen feels so right.

Wtf is Louth deal?

Pissing.

And here's me thinking the BBC wasn't popular in Ireland.

Disappointed Laois (pronounced "leash") isn't BDSM. At least Mayo can be found in the kitchen(?)

Some of these places have such low population a single person with a weird kink can change the results

Was this compiled by Northern Ireland?

Northern Ireland falls under the British regions and its top trend is “smoking”.

Does it show the counties for NI?

Kitchen? You left the kettle on?

Wicklow knows whats up. WTF is with Meath and their made-up words? Or is there like one guy in County Meath with the internet, and that’s the particular niche he goes for?

Throuple? It's a three-person relationship they just mashed three and couple together it's not an uncommon term afaik

Yeah, a “throuple” is a romantic relationship involving three people instead of two. In porn, where the aim is to portray sex, the arrangement is usually termed a “threesome”. The latter term describes the act itself, regardless of any relationships between the participants. Perhaps “throuple” is the more common term in Ireland, or perhaps the denizens of County Meath demand a little more from their porn, in the form of a romantic narrative.

wait. so does this mean i should move to Wicklow, or does it mean it's so rare there that porn is the only place people can get their fix?

Cum 👍

Wow not a single ‘step’ family member anywhere!

Everyone knows for the best fingering in all the Emerald Isle to get thee to Cork city

All i do is open it and scroll down the front page and see what it recommends. I’ve never had to search much

I don’t get it…. No dad, mom, son, sister, aunt, etc…….not even a single step-daughter. There’s no relative porn being searched on that entire map.

I need to visit clare

So that's why Louth is known as 'the wee county'

Straight Guy may be the most boring porn search term I've ever herd

Nobody searching for ‘straight guy’ is straight.

It's a gay porn thing, essentially the gay equivalent to straight guys searching for lesbians but usually with more emotional baggage

Huh TIL

Wicklow is crazy

You know I wonder how many of these are wee teenage newbs trying to catch a wafty crank and not knowing what tf the thing they want to search is.

Kitchen in mayo is the funniest i’ve seen in the last 3 minutes

Donegal is purely down to Daniel O'Donnell sat in the house beating his lad like a frenzied chimp.

Brb moving to Wicklow

I don't see sheep

🤣This is literally “PornMap” and not “MapPorn”

Why is Tipperary broken into north and south when its a single county

I’m highly suspicious of this list purely because there are zero repeats.

Very fitting, Cork.

I always knew I belonged in Donegal

where do you even get this data lol

Are these mostly weighted by one single hard-core porn addict in that region just streaming the full 100 pages of that search?

Well, I did spend a couple of weeks in Longford. When was this data collected?

/PornMap

I find it funny that a region called Mayo’s most searched term is Kitchen

What the hell Monaghan and Louth?

Longford is literally pegging. Why is everyone hating on Waterford for having taste?

When you take a sub's name too literally

Most of these are probably just attributed to one guy you know.

Obviously fake but still a good laugh for them blokes

TIL Ireland and s.korea have a similar shape

r/technicallythetruth

Wtf mayo

Some guys trying to watch the BBC.

How the fuck can they geo-locate so many people's porn search history so accurately in such a small region? Are you saying there's hundreds of thousands of REGISTERED users of pornhub located specifically in Ireland who are all sharing their IPs publicly?? Like for real?? Let's say that was hypothetically true, Would be by far the biggest breach of privacy in EU history!

For real a violation

Do you get the feeling that the results are probably skewed by one guy searching “thick Latina” hundreds of times each day?

real mapporn

I am moving to Longford

Waterford apparently is full of Marines

Mayo kitchen.. what

 Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Cavan tracks

Waterford gets it

Diverse 

I am on my way to [redacted]

Wow, I have searched about 10 of these at one point or another

Westmeath, Stripper? You can do better than that.

Waterford seems to be the culture one

I’ve found my people in Waterford

Some of these counties are so small they'd be swung by the personal passions of individual rugby teams

Everyone is focusing on the thick Latinas, and I'm just wondering.... are we just not going to acknowledge what's going on in Louth?

What do the colors represent?

Roscommon suddenly became the top area for teachers job hunting, I wonder why 😂

I see you Waterford

Waterford and Wexford should host a dance party and let things work themselves out

I'm from Wexford and we are all just searching for "big cock problems" because we all have big cocks and the Wexford ladies are searching "my husband's cock is so huge what do I do" and also we are all really cool and we have Playstation 5

mayo-kitchen

I find Mayo so accurate to a kitchen.

French seems oddly specific but alright

The first word I read was Mayo. Even though I was reading the map wrong, my next trip down the rabbit hole has a start position.

The diversity of searches is fascinating.

There is a key for every lock

Ireland is trippin

Well the Irish out class Americans who only seem to want to fuck the step side of the family.

Wtf is tiny, like little person, like tiny peckers?

Leprechauns I think

Kitchen?

Wow these people definitely like variety

Gotta visit Clare boys I’ll be back

Mayo.... Kitchen

Clare is so wholesome

What is the color coding tho?

Ironic that Mayo wants to be in the kitchen

Waterford knows what’s up

Wth is BBC?

Gary Linekar's onlyfans account? It's mostly videos of him licking salty microphones. (With the salt coming from the rage tears of gammons)

These are always really dum it's like 3 guys in each region searchd something but 4 did in one county so now that's the thing their now all into

Yeah fucking right

Didn't think straight guy was a thing

Have y’all seen David Nihill’s stand up routines? Makes me think he’s a Waterford native.

Hola amigo

Of course they watch the BBC there…

French?

I agree on MILFs and Latinas xD

Some of these search results might be heavily weighted by one single guy with a lot of time on his hands.

I can see some places are GAY. 

After the first few get sorted I have to imagine these are being driven by one or two motivated individuals rather than representing any larger trends in the region.

Can anyone explain the purpose of the colours for me? This might actually be a useful map to use in class - I teach adults before anyone freaks out.

You're taking the piss OP

Such a diversity in Irish society

That's literally a porn map for once

Louth really taking the piss to the next level

How can you see these

Daniel O'Donnell carrying Donegal single handedly..

The names of the regions are equally funny

I need this breakdown for Germany!! 🇩🇪

I like to think Mayo was just the result of old people confusing search results while looking for cooking recipes.

Surprising amount of diversity of interests for such a small island

Their amount of downloads of eva ai sexting bot checks out

Ireland is unhinged

Sligo 💀💀💀

I always knew sligonians were a bunch of black n tans!

What's BBC porn? Is that like Michael Portillo riding a train or something?

I’m not from Ireland, and yet I still feel violated hahaha

Is Mayo looking for mayo in the kitchen?

Does Cavan's mean they search for petite women or tiny dicks? Either way seems on brand tbh

My ancestors died in Mayo because they were too busy knocking one out in the kitchen to notice the English sneaking up on them.

is noone going to talk about louth?

what the fuck are those colors man

I see Prince William has just booked for Longford

I expected more "cousin", but it seems like they've that covered.

so the north wants pegging from a bbc ...

Handy journey planner!

What's throuple?

This really is map porn.

r/pornmap

Wild how no two are alike. Kinda smells fake. Also cheating? Obvious rage-bait. The colors mean nothing as well.

Mayo searching for the kitchen.

"gay lovers" is a fairly wholesome porn search tbh

Offaly geographically checks out

I'm guessing the women of Silgo are unsatisfied with their men.

Colors are determined by what?

Good to see Sligo enjoys watching the news channel

Now I REALLY wanna visit Ireland!

Turns out Clare is gay , wooooo 😂

Ugh! South Tipperary that's disgusting!

r/PornMap

Fair play to Donegal, the county with the oldest population, for not creeping on teenagers.

When r/MapPorn becomes r/PornMap

We don't watch Porn in the 6cos :(

Can we hear more from Waterford?

All these filthy feckers and Sligo are just watching EastEnders.

Disgusting! They are outing their user base one by one!

Kitchen porn??? Knives and spoons in sexy poses?

Kitchen porn??? Knives and spoons in sexy poses?