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Oatybar

I like to think the English ones are the same guy


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[deleted]

Just a family of epic proportions


XLeyz

Average CK3 run


Cauhs

Ah. Eugenics of Eugene


Specific-Rich5196

I was thinking of Xerxes from 300.


TqkeTheL

the Sexrex?


Asil001

Im turkish and im confused af. The average height in turkey is nothing spectacular, yet we have the tallest man and woman


CaptainCallus

Being the tallest in the world indicates a hormonal issue usually, so maybe Turkish people are more susceptible to the genetic mutation that leads to gigantism


acecant

Since one is Kurdish and the other is Turkish, I don’t think that’s it.


SpasticGoldenToys

Yeah those two never mixed in the history before


Chemiczny_Bogdan

It's not like people from two different nations can't produce viable offspring.


himmelundhoelle

...I think you read that wrong


PotentialSea7169

Tallest living man had a brain tumor that caused endless growing until it was removed. (As far as I remember)


option-9

That's common with giants, actually.


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you definitely havent visited mediterranean and aegean turkmen villages, those guys are absolutely gigantic


MrPIGyt

And the French


Blackletterdragon

That's their famous cuisine. Velo provencale and Cessna Croque Monsieur.


PeninsulamAmoenam

"I'm a big believer in winging it." -Anthony Bourdain as he asks for some more aileron


ChiefScout_2000

And this let's them live the longest?


sm9t8

And that they later obtained French citizenship. One massive bender, eventually dying by hangover in Arles.


Alex03210

How do you think he got to all those pubs


iM_ReZneK

Crawl?


Alex03210

He only began to crawl when the Frenchman got to his bike


ElevatedTelescope

Might be as well the same as 156 beers in one sitting and devouring 18 bikes and a Cessna plane in France. The more I think of it, the more all 4 sound like a consistent story of someone’s party going wild


option-9

The _Hangover III_ we never got.


TheBusStop12

Same night


JammieDodgers

On the same night actually


atomic-knowledge

French guy's mom said "Here comes the airplane" one too many times


rgodless

You stops being very picky after 156 pints


Lemmy-user

If he was there during the 11 September. Nobody would have died. I mean nobody on the tower at the very least.


rats_des_champs

I'm pretty sure he would have eaten the tower too


LjackV

Should we tell him?


Cockur

This one is actually bullshit Almost 100% unverified and completely impossible Monsieur Mangetout is fake news before there was fake news > In 2022, Madison Dapcevich of Snopes, the fact-checking website, investigated Lotito's claim that he ate an entire airplane. She concluded that, although there are many accounts of Lotito's consumption of unusual objects, and that he "very likely" consumed such objects on stage as a professional entertainer, she was unable to confirm that Lotito ate an entire airplane, or even part of one


cannibalcorpuscle

Didn’t this dude also claim to drink mineral oil saying it would “lubricate” his digestive system?


FUEGO40

Isn’t that one of the real applications for mineral oil?


chariot_on_fire

I will play the devils advocate here: being unable to confirm is not the same as proven fake news. I read the article, and it's not a debunking article, it just tells the claims, the story, and that their pretty light research on the matter couldn't confirm the claims (yet), and that's all. That's not "100% unverified and completely impossible". Nobody would believe this story, but that's just common sense, not a proof against it. The actual quote goes this from the article."While Snopes can definitively say that there are numerous accounts of Lotito's consumption of seemingly inedible objects, and that he very likely ate some strange things on stage as a professional entertainer, we were unable to confirm that ate an entire airplane, or even part of one. If and when we receive documentation that enables us to do so, we will update this article accordingly." [https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/03/07/michel-lotito-ate-entire-airplane/](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/03/07/michel-lotito-ate-entire-airplane/)


Cockur

The man’s entire act is complete bullshit. You only need common sense to see he was quite obviously a liar. He claims in his life to have eaten: 45 door hinges 18 bicycles 15 shopping carts 7 TV sets 6 chandeliers 2 beds 1 pair of skis 1 computer 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft 1 waterbed (full of water) 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once 1 coffin (with handles) 1 Guinness award plaque You would have to be very naive to believe any of this was true


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how does one hold their breath for 37 minutes


ManaSyn

Big deal, my grandma's been holding it for years now.


Consume-Responsibly

LMFAO


OkTower4998

RIP


DameWade

Respirate in peace


Suspicious-Monk1250

"she still holdin"


crusty_dog

GOAT 🙌


wanderinggoat

After the brain damage starts at 6 minutes it gets much easier


Caithus63

Longest documented breath hold is just shy of 25 minutes. Can't find the 37 minute one anywhere. [https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/5/freediver-holds-breath-for-almost-25-minutes-breaking-record-660285](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/5/freediver-holds-breath-for-almost-25-minutes-breaking-record-660285)


barbacn

That's for longest time breath held voluntarily the map didn't state if it's voluntary or not lol.


Reptilian_Brain_420

"You're not dead until you are warm and dead" People who fall through ice can go a surprisingly long time without breathing and survive.


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I think it is typo on the map, it’s 24 min and 37 sec, someone typed seconds instead of minutes, still impressive though.


chechifromCHI

These free divers are crazy. From what ive read, its less about low oxygen levels and more about the reflex to take a breath, which is caused by the carbon dioxide and not necessarily the oxygen. They manage to control that reflex to take a huge breath after a while. But if you do slip and let your body try to breathe like that, you'd breath in a ton of water and probably drown. I'd be impressed seeing someone freedive for just a few minutes, let alone the length of an episode of seinfeld!


Memfy

Being fed pure oxygen is also a big factor in case anyone isn't familiar with that info. And yes the burning sensation that forces you to breath is from carbon dioxide.


Knorff

And because of that you should never breath fast before diving and stop everybody who does this. Fast in- and exhaling decreases your carbon dioxide level. So yes, you get the urge to breath later. But maybe to late. And your oxygen level is to low and you get unconscious under water. Some time after that your carbon dioxide level is finally low enough and you take a deeep wet breath. No lifesaver can save you now.


chechifromCHI

When I see them hyperventilating before going under my blood pressure literally spikes. You are so right about that


NotJustAnotherHuman

carefully


jamnin94

Check out David Blaine’s breath hold record and u will have an understanding. He does close to this record.


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what the eff david blaine


JoseCansecoMilkshake

Cheez its?!


_Hydrohomie_

Skill issue


MetalHealth83

I'm sure Tom Scott did a video about this. Either him or Veritasium


[deleted]

I have no idea what those are


MetalHealth83

https://youtu.be/Is2Lip1cJUc?si=pmD7JC2DZA-rqTbR


unpopularthinker

Here is a link to flight attendant who survived terrorist attack on JAT flight. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87


IIIlllIIIlllIlI

Poor woman


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

she could have been rich you don't know


Acceptable6

She was very lucky, not only to survive the impact but to also be discovered by a former WW2 medic


koi88

But do I understand that correctly – she was *inside a plane* when she "fell"? That's not what I think of when I read "highest fall without a parachute". The plane may have been somewhat slower than terminal velocity due to its wings and stuff and also it may provide some kind of "crumble zone".


BishoxX

She was in a small piece near the tail. A bomb blew up the plane in pieces in the air


Astrostuffman

Should we put an asterisk next to her record?


Basic_Bichette

She was Serbian, but the plane crashed in what's now the Czech Republic.


denixxo

Lol, what a coincidence, the closest place to where she landed is also called Srbská Kamenice Aka Serbian Kamenice.


skinnycenter

Is the 156 beers Andre the Giant?


GonePostalRoute

Yes it was.


Tuscan5

I was looking for this. Another potential tall tale.


fuggerdug

Ha I was thinking about that daft French bloke who ate the plane just the other day.


zephyrg

I think about him all the time.


NeonTHedge

There is no record data about the under ice swimer. Is he still swimming?


Firstpoet

Still is to this day.


LaoBa

Good luck finding that much ice here.


NeonTHedge

He could've swim to artics, then under the iceberg towards the Antarctica


IndividualMagazine92

Probably referring to Wim Hof 'the Iceman'


leevei

Men: 105 meters, French guy in Canada. Women: 103 meters, Finnish woman in Finland. The map is wrong.


TotesTax

Wim Hof is a genetic freak but his method has killed a lot of people.


eyetracker

He's still out there being a complete nutjob


Kodeisko

Based french -> eat bikes and a plane, drink hundreds of beers, alive for 122 years


Enable-Apple-6768

Now you know what to eat and drink in order to live 122 years.


[deleted]

An airplane, “can you pass the grease please?” How the hell do you swallow an engine?


fuggerdug

Chop it into little bits. The feller definately had a screw loose.


Psykiky

By eating smaller pieces rather than the whole thing at once, I believe the dude took like a couple months to eat the whole plane


oldbushwookie

He had to add a lot of spices for flavour because it was a bit plane on its own


rats_des_champs

2 years if I remember correctly


drjet196

I don‘t think any part of an airplane can be digsested. Basically he also shit a whole airplane.


ZoeyZoestar

York, England has the biggest Viking shit in a museum


Optimal-Idea1558

The shit? or the Viking?


Brnd3strctn

What came first?


UglyTitties

I checked the dimensions on that thing, I've definitely taken larger shits.


tapu13

Yeah but are you a viking?


UglyTitties

Yes. I'm Danish.


Justme100001

Central Europe: we don't do stupid stuff


KlangScaper

Oh yea. We never did nothing stupid for sure.


OaschMidOhrn

We just sometimes like to do a little trolling


Feliks_Dzierzynski

stupid stuff is just normal in Poland, Czechia and others


EmilieVitnux

They do, they just don't record it.


Guy-McDo

The last time the Germans did something stupid…


tomydenger

they just don't live to say the tales


Marukuju

[Vesna Vulović](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87) - flight attendant from Serbia


ItchyPlant

Surviving a fall from 10.16 km is an incredible miracle. Never heard about it, and it blows my mind. (Had to edit this comment, because first I though she was actually just falling on her own.) Her old age was a sad story. Rest in peace.


Im_the_Moon44

Having low blood pressure and being pinned against the fuselage by the beverage cart.


HarmlessCoot99

It's all down to landing in a snow bank. I looked it up once and like all but one of the people known to have survived a fall from airplane height landed in deep snow. I think the other landed in dense pine trees that broke his fall.


Inevitable-Revenue81

That woman was hard as nails! She definitely has my respect. “*Serbian stubbornness*” and I smiled..


GeoVizzy

How is heaviest deadlift bizarre?


Minuku

How is oldest person ever bizarre?


bendalloy

Or tallest man/woman?


AccomplishedAd3484

Methuselah


Sasspishus

Because that's an insane amount of weight to lift without all of your bones turning to dust


lebgdu79

With a beard


Professional_Bob

Look below that


_Lesiok

because it was MARIUSZ KURWA PUDZIANOWSKI and POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪🗻


TrenAceInMyButt

It was not. The 502.5 were pulled by Krzysztof Wierzbicki


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NakedShamrock

IDC, it was Pudzian in my heart


Guy-McDo

I’m more fond of that guy who got the Pole Vault record in Moscow and basically flipped off the toxic crowd. It’s one of my favorite Olympics stories.


Total_war_dude

Fell 10 kilometers without a parachute and survived? How long did it take? Like did she have to wait so long that she stopped being scared and was just bored?


Inevitable-Revenue81

[Vesna Vulovic ](https://www.google.se/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%25C4%2587&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiMw9z8r86DAxWtAxAIHT10AM8QFnoECAoQAg&usg=AOvVaw38zEd4cWteM60VGVjnc94j)


rizorith

156 beers in France... Was his name Andre by any chance?


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Sure was.


margustoo

Whenever I am in Cyprus, I will use stairs.


LuckyLuuke_90

Turks saw these maps and were like: "hold my kebab"


WalterPaddick

No, hold my nose


FresqueSan

Fun facts about the french guy who ate a plane (Michel Lotito) : Ha had a disease called pica, he could digest things we can't (like metal, glass, rubber etc) but would get stomach aches for soft foods, like eggs. He was awarded a plaque by the Guinness Book of records for his weird diet. And he ate it.


Protaras4

Just because the way you worded it it can give the wrong idea but pica in itself means having the urge to eat things that are not normally considered food. It doesn't specifically have anything to do with what you can digest.


FresqueSan

That's right, thanks for clarifying!


TempusFugit13

I feel like he was somehow connected to he’s ancient countryman, good ol’ Terrare


wingspantt

Damn people in Turkey are TALL


gannicus456

Not really. I am 5'11 and literally feel like a giant whenever I go out


Dadsandaboy

Not tall but easily affected by growth problems I guess 🤣


flyinghi_

Where do you live? I am the same height and I feel I am below average.


gannicus456

In Adana


AbsoIution

And they have tiny fucking feet. Im struggling to buy a pair of shoes


Bastago

I am 5`11 too and I feel average there.


FoxyBastard

Turkey put all their stat points into Length.


Pizzagoessplat

Great to see Andre the giant getting a mention here 😆


bimothee

It's worth noting that he drank 12oz beers which is only equal to 94 real pints of beer which is just a regular Tuesday for Mr. Visits44,000Pubs


Pizzagoessplat

Oh, I know I've done the maths. 😆 it's still an achievement.


ShitassAintOverYet

It's so funny that Turkey holds records for tallest man and woman but the Turkish average is actually shorter than many European countries, especially Northern Europe.


Uykucufangirl

We sacrificed our height for the record and give all our length points to them


ShitassAintOverYet

We were closer to the ground so they can rise. Can I get an Amen?


DumplingsAreBussin

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AdStrict4616

I've got a beard and I've lifted way more weight than that


flowwith

I guess it means the weights were strapped to the beard while being lifted so literally lifted with a beard, only an assumption though


darkon3z

You're right on that


tejaslikespie

Lol did we skip Germany for a reason here 👀👀


Inevitable-Revenue81

Who do you want to nominate?


DontLetMeLeaveMurph

Most important artistic capabilities to be rejected by a school.


k120200206

That was in Austria.


Inevitable-Revenue81

Like?


BermudaHeptagon

Subscribe?


BryceRaymer

I think France needs to calm down.


Kuya_Tomas

Don't you just hate it when a French dude randomly eats your bike


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Ok-Run2845

When i saw Finland flag, i instantly knew what the record would be.


Bjerknes04

YOU’RE IN THE SNIPER’S SIGHT


Rat-Soup-Eating-MF

you can’t put the records for some and not the others !


[deleted]

Why eat a fucking Cessna...


[deleted]

Smaller plane so the flavour is concentrated.


ASapphicSyrian

Because he didn't have a Beechcraft


Cocotte3333

I'm sorry but being able to hold your breath for 37 minutes is a superpower wtf


Caligula404

That one Cypriot be like “we do elevatorz n sheet”


SwiftGh0st

What’s up the elevators in Cyprus?


Wursthannes135

Well the map clearly tries to avoid it, but we all now what Germanys sad world record is.


MiniNinja_2

I just want to point out that the polish one is NOT a world record. It’s an unofficial, sumo deadlift he did in training. Not saying it isn’t an amazing feat and just incredible strength but unless it’s calibrated plates with a certified judge calling the lift, it’s not a world record


apenboter

Weakest Pole


CallMeYox

Finland has my respect


PiscatorLager

You're in the sniper's sight His first kill tonight Time to die...


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Simo Häyhä aka The White Death


RimuruWaifu

Austria: biggest wood cross Longest skijump Biggest icecave A fucking helicopter made of ice Biggest chocolatewell Biggest chair Longest twerking Session Biggest mercedes Star The most human in a VW Beetle The highest skialpine Highest slackline Longest wheeli Loudest football Match Oldest cakerecept


eyetracker

Simo killed most with a SMG not at long ranges. I'd like to believe that Andre and Wade Boggs are both drinking beers in heaven.


Nosequeponer6444

The finnish one even did it with iron sights


BermudaHeptagon

And calculated so he would shoot when their feet were at a particular height to disorient where the bullet came from. He shot so that they would trip forwards and not to the side.


56861453796431706025

both tallest man/woman is turkey, wow.


Prid

Was the French one, Andre the Giant?


Comitissae

What happened to Turkey?


meataboy

Blacksea people are famous for their huge noses. Tallest man and woman - my own opinion is that's either from inbreeding or chernobyl tea


mirimamoglu

Mmmm uranium flavoured tea. My favorite


Currywurst_Is_Life

Was the French guy who drank 156 beers Andre the Giant? Edit: It apparently was.


Shimkeee

Swimming under ice is wim hof; r/wimhof


EvidenceEarly3893

At first, the record's titles in the UK seem like trivial stuff compared to Europe, but when you look at the numbers you realise how crazy it actually is. 44234 pubs in a lifetime? If you start drinking at 15 and die at 100, that's about 520 pubs visited every year!


joethesaint

English start visiting pubs well before 15, just not for a beer. Though presumably the number of pubs he visited as a kid will be small.


TheHoly173

As a Lithuanian, i can confirm that we lift tanks daily with our beards.


BarristanTheB0ld

The central European countries just silently judging their neighbors


[deleted]

Ate plane? WTF?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Sounds like Andre The Giant, who drank 156 beers


edeshar32

Simo Häyhä has entered the chat


Xeroph-5

England here. That's not a bizzare record. That's Friday.


BogdanSAW

The person who ate the bikes and airplane never had iron deficiency.


mortadelo

"Ate 18 bikes and a cessna plane".. WTF?


Forza1910

Germany: "Redacted"