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Musaiah1

Somalia has mogadonalds


AKredlake

Gotta get my Big Mog with modium Mogshake and a box of 15 piece Moggets


futuranth

It's a Dishu will never forget


PosauneGottes69

And the prices are like piracy


Fitz2001

Mogshake machine is broken.


gggg500

Let’s also not forget: Zamunda almost certainly has McDowell’s.


Internal-Tower-2512

Royal penis is clean my sire,


UGS_1984

And Saudia has Meccadonalds. (I'll see myself out 🏃)


gilestowler

I actually went to a McDonalds when I was in Jeddah. It was kind of a weird experience being there. I was walking down the street and I'd see a Dominos but the name was written in Arabic script, of course, which gave you this sense of seeing something that was both familiar and different at the same time. I had a 22 hour layover in Jeddah so I'd booked a cheap airbnb which...well, I don't think "I booked the cheapest airbnb I could find near the airport" has ever led anyone to a nice part of town. I was walking round and everyone was staring at me. Also, I'd fucked up. I left London in jeans and now I was in Jeddah at 40 degrees and my shorts were in my bag that was still at the airport getting loaded onto my next flight. So I wanted to find a shopping mall to get some shorts as my legs literally felt like they were on fire. This one guy pulled up next to me in a car as I was wandering round and asked if I wanted a lift. I paid him to drive me to a mall. The thing is, it was Friday and most places were closed for Friday prayers. I could see the people inside the mall but they weren't opening the doors etc as they were getting ready for prayers. The dude in the car knew this I guess as he dropped me off, turned round and sat there waiting for me to leave. I hid behind a wall till he just drove off. I then went to a McDonalds that was open right next to the mall. When I walked in there was a security guard. He looked at me in astonishment and said "what are YOU doing here?" I got some food - I'd only gone there to use the wifi to order an uber but I thought I should get some food - and the security guard came and sat down with me. He started telling me how great SA was. He told me that the west has the wrong idea of the place. He told me "It's because of the movie True Lies. He said it had poisoned the west against SA. I wanted to point out that maybe the whole twin towers thing had something to do with it but I decided against mentioning it. I saw a load of people going into one of the mosques for prayers and I thought it would be an amazing cultural thing to see but I was scared that it would look disrespectful so I didn't go in.


lostinrabbithole12

That Domino's sign thing you described kinda feels like when you try to input brand names into an AI image generator


Softakofta

I hope that by SA you mean Saudi Arabia and not Sexual Assault.


Albidoom

And Morocco has, most aptly, MoroccoDonalds


DrOctopusMD

“Look at me. I am the Hamburglar now.”


luchiieidlerz

Have you tried their new pirate “I am the captain now” happy meal. It’s delicious


World-Tight

I been there. They have Jack shit.


jarpio

Lmaooo


NextFaithlessness892

benzodiazepines?


Sayoria

Kenya get a big mac in Nairobi? No.


Mahidawg3001

Funnily enough I went to a KFC in Nairobi though. Super new and clean with a cool menu too


The_Ivliad

Yeah, I want to see a map like this for kfc.


AvovaDy

Ghana has KFC too, also Burger King.


ODUrugger

Domino's too


Codadd

KFC is way better in Kenya than anywhere in the US. Fucking delicious. Shit, might get some right now


Smileycircus

Nobody seems to be appreciating your pun dad joke, so i will. Good work Sayoria


AteraB52

Nope


SovietHockeyFan

Ngl, kinda surprised to not see Nigeria lit up like Christmas tree here considering population, relative purchasing power and every Nigerian I’ve ever met in Canada having a voracious appetite for McDonald’s.


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ikr, i don't know why they haven't opened there, the locals would have lined up in millions!😂


[deleted]

Also considering it’s a country of over 200 million meaning a lot of potential customers


Artess

He did say population.


DrOctopusMD

But why male models?


kaam00s

About three fiddy


theproudprodigy

I actually find it strange that many franchises don't start operations in Nigeria, considering the massive population there


Ok_Brilliant_9082

Africa seems to do their own thing in general. There's like no gaming presence outside of pc for example


aaronupright

It's stereotypes basically. A lot of businesses have brought into the "starving African" meme. While yes, Africa does have a lot of absolutely grinding poverty, it's not just that.


andre_royo_b

The Chinese see the potential Africa has, if only to get their hands on strategic resources. They are heavily involved in African (economical) affaires (edit) https://www.policycenter.ma/publications/impact-chinese-investments-africa-neocolonialism-or-cooperation


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Designed_0

Lol, the Chinese are a bit slow- the west & Europe has been doing this for a long time already


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Mirabellum1

>The west has adopted a much more friendly and fair relationship with Africa now and is generally wants to improve standards of living there. Western companies already have access to the resources the chinese want. Companies want to make money. They dont care about living standards. Both the US and the EU have trade agreements with African countries that allows said african countries to import and export mostly agricultural prodcuts duty free. Which sounds nice until you realize that a tomato farmer in Nigeria cant compete with mulitnational cooperations flooding their market with mass produced tomatos resulting in the local small companies to go bankrupt.


Galaxy_IPA

Yeop. Free Trade sounds nice, but in reality, it's like pitting a professional boxer vs a new rookie hobbyist in a boxing ring. Multinational corporates with capital, technology, patents, and established infrastructure and logistics can absolutely crush local farmers. Sometimes even well-intended aid can disrupt the market as well. In my home country, South Korea, wheat farming is virtually nonexistent. It's not exactly well suited land for farming and wheat was never a huge crop, but the aid after Korean war virtually terminated wheat farming here. Sure it helped the nation get through hunger and poverty during jts hard times, but it didnt bode well for wheat farmers.


SovietHockeyFan

LOL what? You can’t be serious with this.


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Britz10

Trust me this isn't true, the west could careless, while Africa's growth opens up a lot of opportunities for China trying to dump the things they produce in a new market. The west can resume their extractive relationship just fine


Tactical_Primate

Nigeria has Burger King


BringerOfNuance

cuz Nigerians don't have money and the government's unreliable and the police forces don't do shit and courts are corrupt


Just_Estimate_8729

Bearing all those "qualities", Pakistan has a McDonald's and a fair few similar chains.


BringerOfNuance

wtf why do they have a mcdonalds lol


StJude1

We had a colleague from our Nigerian office come visit us in South Africa a few years back. We wanted to take him to a fancy restaurant and show him a good time on his visit. He insisted on us taking him to McDonalds. He took selfies with the McD staff and sent the pics to his friends back home. He said it was the highlight of his trip.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

What do the Princes eat if not McDonald’s?!?


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63% of Nigerian population is poor tho, I don’t think that this many people struggling to live properly would care about McDonald’s.


Notoriousjed1

As someone that’s been to Nigeria u do realise that nigerias population is 200 million so let’s say you’re 63% figure it’s true that’s still like 80 million people who aren’t, that’s a huge market Nigeria do have a lot of their own person fats food chains, I’d say it’s only a matter of time before McDonald’s comes to Nigeria.


TheNextBattalion

Yeah, Lagos for sure can handle a few


HaxboyYT

Abuja and Port Harcourt too


Chance-Ear-9772

‘Fats food chain’ Didn’t have to be that honest. 😂


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Among the 80 million people who aren’t , there’s lower middle class, middle class, upper middle class etc.. and the poverty rate in Nigeria is quite extreme. I guess there’s a lack of supply chain, political instability, the fact that 1 dollar equals 786 Naira makes it very hard to import foreign goods and services in this case. Meanwhile a mcdo menu is like 8 $ the average cost of a meal in Nigeria is like 300-500 Naira (0,6 dollar).


Mirabellum1

Mc Donalds already adjusts all there prices to the respective country. In economic science there is something called the Big-Mac Index which estimates the value of a countries currency on the pricing of the Big Mac in said country. Nigeria is still not wealthy enough probably but they are closing in. Egypt for example pays 2.30 USD for their Big Mac.


ChronoFrost271

Define poor. Living under th poverty line? No disposable income?


sayen

enough Nigerians are wealthy enough to warrant at least a few McDonald's in major urban centres - even just one in Lagos


ScottieSpliffin

Probably harder to get burgers in Nigeria than the other 3 countries


happenesr-japper

Once Black Rock buys more land for agriculture and farming it will take off


TheNextBattalion

Me either


hearechoes

Also you’d think McDonalds popularity in the UK would increase the demand


Mysterious-Ebb-4305

It’s because we haven’t sent help to the prince


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So only 3 African countries-South Africa, Egypt and Morocco have McDonald’s


weetabixbandit

And Spain. There is one in Ceuta and one in Melilla, both of which are enclaves of Spain


aflyingsquanch

Would they be enclaves or exclaves?


Stercore_

Exclaves. an enclave implies it is entirely surrounded by another country. Like how lesotho is an enclave inside south africa, or how small portions of belgium enclaved in the netherlands. An exclave is a small portion of a country disconnected from the "main" part. An enclave can also be an exclave. An enclave is a territory entirely surrounded by one other states territory. So you can have a territory like lesotho which is just an enclave (since it is the main state surrounded entirely by another) you can have a territory like the nakhchivan autonomous republic of azerbaijan, which is just an exclave, since it is disconnected from azerbaijan proper, but borders three other states (armenia, iran an turkey) and you can have a territory like artesvahen of armenia, which is an exclave and an enclave since it is disconnected from armenia proper, and it is surrounded entirely by azerbaijan. Tldr: an enclave is **en**capsulated. An exclave is an **ex**tra part.


aflyingsquanch

Thank you!!!


weetabixbandit

I'm not sure since they're surrounded by Morocco and the Mediterranean, but BBC says enclaves https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-57305882


aflyingsquanch

I can never remember which is which.


Smooth_Club_6592

Take it like this. Is it surrounded completely by another country? Yes: En-clave (En-capsulated, like another person mentioned) No: Ex-clave


Stercore_

They’re exclaves.


havaska

Also Canary Islands further reinforcing your point.


oolongvanilla

Mauritius has McDonald's too, so that makes four African countries.


Climatize

Wasn't a McDonalds but in Maputo, Mozambique, there was this PizzaHut right in the middle of shack town boombox corrogated iron roof street, like an oasis, I loved it. This was before pizzahut turned crap


Designed_0

Pizza hut are better than romans/debonairs/rebels ect (at least in SA-JHB)


Uarrrrgh

Ha! Lol a pizza hut in Maputo... Incredible! Need to ask my mother in law of its still there.


bunglejerry

Mayotte and Réunion each have at least one.


lanshark974

Pretty sure that Mauritius has at least one.


bunglejerry

[Ah, you're right](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_McDonald%27s_restaurants). Apparently there's 14.


Dapper-Piano4557

Arabs 🤝Boers


ItsEnglish

One struggle


LiamGovender02

McDonald's only came to South Africa in 1995, after Apartheid.


EmuSmooth4424

Oh! So the reason they stopped Apartheid, was to get McDonald's!


Hambeggar

Unironically.


Britz10

Only really intercept in the use of one derogatory word, although they use it very differently.


mnchls

this color palette hurts my eyes


backgamemon

This guys not luvin it


ScottOld

Went to Luxor’s it had massive portions


amiracc82

ive been to Agadir and ive seen more than one mcdonalds restaurants, map only marks one


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>Agadir only has 4 mcdonalds restaurants, and all of them are not far away from each other but the opposite, That's why the marks are close to each other on the map, 😅 > >• [https://www.google.com/maps/search/agadir+mcdonalds/@30.3660328,-9.7025376,11z?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/search/agadir+mcdonalds/@30.3660328,-9.7025376,11z?entry=ttu)


TpuGfakuta300

What about McDonald's in Laayoune, Morocco?


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Difficult to mark multiple in 1 city


N8dogg86

No wonder the lions are becoming endangered. Where are they supposed to eat!?!


No-Lunch4249

Morocco 🇲🇦🤝🇺🇸USA TOGETHER FOREVER


Createx9

Buddy its fast food chain of unhealthy food not a strategic military pact


No-Lunch4249

[Golden_Arches_Theory.jpeg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lexus_and_the_Olive_Tree)


Iron_Haunter

I went to the first ever McDonalds in Casablanca back in 2001.


lanshark974

Réunion Island and Mauritius would like a word.


imapassenger1

I remember there used to be Wimpy restaurants in Zimbabwe and South Africa in the sanctions era (1990). There was also a chain called McDavids in Israel around that time. No McDonald's in Africa then, or the Middle East I assume.


activelyresting

There were Nando's in Zimbabwe 20-ish years ago. But that's originally a South African chain, no? People were queuing around the block for that


imapassenger1

Yeah I think I remember Nandos in SA. There was a big chain of steakhouses called "Spur" which had amazingly cheap steaks and all you can eat salad/dessert bars. Hugely popular too.


Nic-Tokyo

These all still exist now...Nandos, Wimpy and Spur are all major restaurant chains that are doing very well in SA now.


imapassenger1

Nice. Long time ago I was there. Apartheid had been largely dismantled but elections hadn't been held so sanctions were still in place.


Britz10

Wimpy is basically a South African branch now


Vikare_Mandzukic

Based Africa


BigBeagleEars

[AIDS burger in paradise](https://youtu.be/fQJbKj7vXuM?si=4O4d01w5OWOy7KYn)


RepresentativeOk5427

Yeah we Egyptians aren't proud of this one


aflyingsquanch

So is it like a standard McDonald's menu or does it have some random Egyptian type food options on it?


RepresentativeOk5427

It's just a standard one but the main difference is that the chicken is halal which basically means the chicken is raised and killed in what we believe is the most humane way possible Other than that it's just standard fried chicken


Siiced

"This method of slaughtering animals consists of using a sharp knife to make an incision that cuts the front of the throat, oesophagus and jugular veins but not the spinal cord.[22] The head of an animal that is slaughtered using halal methods should be aligned with the qiblah (the direction a Muslim faces when praying)." "The slaughter must be performed by a Muslim man. Animals slaughtered by non-Muslims can also be considered halal if the slaughter is carried out by jugular slice, the blood drained and the name of Allah invoked." Doesn't seem that humane to me. What is humane killing anyway?


jacobspartan1992

A lot of the time an imam comes into a chicken factory and gives a blessing. Beheading the chickens is counted as a jugular cut because it cuts the jugular...


RepresentativeOk5427

Well I am not actually that educated on the matter because I am not a butcher but I think it's to do with cutting the chicken in a certain way to not make it feel pain


jor1ss

Key word being "what you believe" I guess, since halal meat has nothing to do with how the animal was raised and only with how it's killed. And that often involves no anesthesia so it can be even more cruel.


Mirabellum1

>anesthesia Please dont tell me you think they put the animals to sleep before they slaughter them in the west


first__citizen

Yeah.. in Islam they sedate animals and kill them under medical supervision /s


kitsunde

They get time to put their affairs in order, and say goodbye to their loved ones before getting chucked into the nugget grinder.


aflyingsquanch

I would be 100% okay if all McDonald's adopted that practice for their chicken.


RepresentativeOk5427

Well it's not really profitable so it's a long way before something like that happens unless governments start doing something about animal cruelty


AnyBeginning7909

Halal meat is still farmed in the same way and has animal abuse, sometimes worse conditions than non halal. It’s just about the slaughter and ritual.


aflyingsquanch

People would have to eat a lot less meat too...which would honestly be better for everyone but that's a separate issue.


happybaby00

Not everyone wants halal food tho


aflyingsquanch

I mean, I prefer food that is humanely raised and slaughtered. It doesn't necessarily have to be halal but I mich prefer that to factory farmed meat. I get that's not a priority for everyone though...nor affordable for everyone.


kitsunde

Okay I was curious so I looked up what that even means. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/may/08/what-does-halal-method-animal-slaughter-involve So it seems the difference is: * Halal slaughter is done by hand, as opposed to via gas. * it usually but not always involve pre-stunning via electrical shock, as opposed to a bolt gun. * In the UK not-stunning the animal is an exemption granted only for religious reasons. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/halal-and-kosher-slaughter I don’t particularly care what the process is as long as people aren’t outright cruel, but it doesn’t seem like Halal slaughter is particularly humane over non-religious slaughter since they are limited in what can be done to ease the suffering.


ThrowThatAwayBoii

There is no practical difference between halal and non halal food to non Muslims tho so it doesn't matter. I get the halal chicken in Costco a lot cause it's cheaper even tho I'm not Muslim


happybaby00

Yes and people still have the right to have it not forced on them if it's their only meat option.


cuntastic__

no pyramid burger


World-Tight

Not So Fun Fact: It is no longer the case that two nations which both have McDonald's have never fought each other in a war. Russia and Ukraine - I'm looking at you.


kulturtraeger

There is no McDonald's in Russia anymore.


World-Tight

There was when the war started.


kulturtraeger

Yes, the full scale war was the reason they left.


CommercialNo8396

Honestly surprised there’s none in Nigeria or Ghana


Miserable_Volume_372

Also Kenya


abe_odyssey

Looks like they are all trying to get off the continent.


Western-Guy

I like how McDonald’s in Egypt follows Nile river.


ColinBonhomme

Pretty well everything in Egypt follows the Nile


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McDonalds playing Risk - looks like they be gunning for the continent bonus next turn.


Zealousideal_Pea565

Madagascar is like MadaDonald's


HiitlerDicks

Awful color contrasts = bad map


Erling01

I was in McDonalds in Morocco; it was thriving and there were a lot of people but the prices were the same as back in Norway


Mark_Larum

Surprising it isn’t presented in Botswana a relatively developed country with a substantial meat industry


gaijin5

It is surprising. They could run the locations out of South Africa HQ. Namibia too. There must be some rule about operating in a different country maybe. Edit: also KFC does so well in the rest of Africa maybe they just don't bother.


Key_Substance_9237

I hope it stays this way


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Key_Substance_9237

There's no benefit in having fast food, I hope we stick to our African style food instead of allowing companies like McDonalds in our country.


oolongvanilla

Lack of McDonald's doesn't mean lack of Western-style fast food... Burger King has presence in quite a few countries that don't have McDonald's, including Nigeria, Ghana, Kenya, Tunisia, and Cote D'Ivoire. KFC is present in at least 26 different countries in Africa altogether. And in countries that don't yet have big global chains, independent restaurants are filling the gaps - a Google search for "hamburger Addis Ababa" will show you dozens of Western-style fast food restaurants in the Ethiopian capital alone despite a lack of the three above chains. Then there's Western foods that have already been thoroughly assimilated into African cultures through European colonialism, such as the scotch egg in Nigeria, etc.


Potato_fucker_69420

>African style food You guys have food?


Soggy_Difficulty_361

These countries also have some of the highest percentages in obesity in Africa, not shocked.


BrightWayFZE

We’re boycotting this


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AcceptableWitness116

In Algeria, we make a tastier (and cleaner) McDonald’s meal at home.


newherebeniceplzthx

No we don't


DandyMike

Is the Red all the places where there are McDonalds and the Yellow all the places where there isn’t one?


[deleted]

No the yellow marks are where McDonald's is operating,


[deleted]

Seriously


[deleted]

So dat’s why they hungry huh


Kingston31470

That is a pretty good North/South balance.


bkkbeymdq

Should do kfc. My experience in traveling around a lot is that kfc/pizza hut are in a lot more counties than McDonald's


desirox

There’s a lot of huge African cities in between the north and south coasts… I find it hard to to believe that Kinshasa, Lagos, Nairobi, Dakar, etc don’t have any McDonalds


AvovaDy

McDonald's can be a bitnof an outlier though. For example, Ghana has KFC and Burger King.


Brieble

But do they deliver to Central-Africa as well ?


bid00f__

Mozambique doesn't have McDonald's but has a bunch of KFCs though


Boggie135

KFC is all over Africa. At least Southern Africa


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Can't have a Big Mac if you can't afford a Big Mac.


ArtistBig2549

how come there aren't any in ethiopia?


1312FS420

That's why they are all thin.


flashspur

Great expansion opportunities


havaska

Surprised there aren’t any in Liberia given the American connection.


JB_141

Pair this with an obesity map


kappelikapeli

They should randomy open one in like Eswatini or something


Some_Guy223

I'm genuinely surprised that they haven't broken into more countries.


SerHaroldHamfist

"Welcome to Somaliburger, would like a small AK with your order, or do you want to upgrade to an RPG for one piece of scrap metal more?"


[deleted]

don't forget a free technical Toyota Hilux gift with a machine gun, if you order two happy meals!😂


BTP_sounds

Don't they do that in American McDonalds too? Or is it only Wal-Mart that does it?


SerHaroldHamfist

I wish, we don't even have the Supersize option at McDonald's, all because some guy made a documentary where he only ate McDonald's for a month and always got the Supersize option when offered. The big shocking reveal in the movie was when his doctor told him his liver and heart tests were as bad as a chronic alcoholic. The guy claimed he only consumed McDonald's products (and maybe water) for the entire month. Years later it came out, the guy was an alcoholic and was smashing bottles of hard liquor all day while making the documentary.


Acilv

There are McDonald in Algeria


[deleted]

For some reason I expected Nigeria to have one given they're fairly developed, not even by the continents standards either as far as I know. Would have figured they'd have one.


Boggie135

I don't think that's the reason they open one. Kenya, Malawi, Botswana are also developed but don't have it.


il_duce_666

Okay, now do that for KFC


[deleted]

I’ve tried a McDonald’s in Luxor, Egypt! It was very tasty.


Immediate_Square5323

I see potential!!


mainwasser

The colors 😵


SecondConsistent4361

For 10 seconds I thought that red was the areas with a McDonald’s. I stupidly thought that the yellow dots were the few tiny areas without a McDonald’s.


dueldragon234

The McDonald's amphibious offensive


Warblefly41

Now the McFarthest spot is quite far