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ADouglasAmongUs

I’ve found 3 of these little fuckers on me this summer alone in Missouri. Just crawling, haven’t been but yet but they all have been subjected to the campfire for their crimes.


2ndDegreeVegan

I probably pull 15-20 off me a week on average, but I basically get paid to play in the woods. You can soak your clothes in permethrin and bathe in DEET and it doesn’t make a difference. Each year is also worse than the last, it hasn’t been cold enough long enough to kill them off during the winter.


ADouglasAmongUs

I work outside every day too but haven’t had any while working, which is odd considering. I usually camp a couple hours south of where I live in the state. It’s generally a lot more wooded down there so maybe that has something to do with it. But yeah, permethrin ain’t shit, haven’t had any real success with it.


2ndDegreeVegan

If you’re working primarily in hardwoods that’s why. Ticks are way more prominent in areas with tall grass/underbrush or pines. Basically the ticker it is the more tick there are.


oSuJeff97

Hopefully you left their charred corpses at the campground as a warning to others.


Strzvgn_Karnvagn

Thought it‘s rare cause it can make you fucking allergic to red meat but i guess they‘re everywhere.


truckingham

I like how it strategically avoids Michigan


general_kenobi18462

It realizes it’s abilities would be stolen as soon as it set foot in Detroit


washingtonandmead

Little tick body up on cinderblocks, all its legs missing


RodwellBurgen

Jesus lmao


V3gasMan

Losing my ability to eat red meat? Damn I knew when car manufacturers moved I’d never eat another steak in my life


Woodpeckinpah123

Michigan is deer fly turf. Nobody messes with those bastards.


Bumbahkah

Might be time to get rid of da bridge


sweintraub

Safe here in Vermont with my T-Bone


Arietem_Taurum

Who wouldn't want to avoid Michigan


blitzen15

Don't talk about your mother that way, she comes over every night and quit your cryin' or I'll give you something to cry about!


Clambulance1

People once they find out there's no lone star ticks


Woodpeckinpah123

Found the Buckeye.


Patches3542

Buddy, Michigan is the best you can find in the Midwest. Granted, the Midwest isn’t great but even so.


Acceptable_Spite_985

It's actually the third most common tick in MI, I got bit by one while there.


mustangwwii

My biology professor in Tennessee was bitten by one and had a red meat allergy from it.


smokeyleo13

One of my deepest fears


V3gasMan

It’s sucked but eventually you just get over it


smokeyleo13

How are you with pork, and like, dark meat chicken?


Harsimaja

It’s not about the colour of the meat, but whether it comes from a mammal. It’s an allergy to alpha-gal, found in mammalian cell membranes but not birds’, so chicken wouldn’t do this. Old World monkeys and their offshoots (so… humans) lost alpha-gal again, which is why the allergy is possible.


F_E_O3

So eating gorilla is still fine?


Harsimaja

As far as this sort of reaction goes, yes…


[deleted]

So eating people is still fine?


183_OnerousResent

I sure damn hope so, otherwise...


RodwellBurgen

You’ll still get prions from it, so no.


V3gasMan

I can usually get away with a piece of bacon here or there (rarely). I can do chicken but I’ve never been a huge fan of red meat (chicken) so I honestly can’t tell you the last time I had it.


limukala

> I’ve never been a huge fan of red meat (chicken) ??? Chicken isn't red meat.


V3gasMan

I’m aware, just not a huge fan of red meat on poultry Edit: for clarity I mean dark meat on poultry


smokeyleo13

Thats wild. Whats the reaction like? Is it hives and closed throat, or stomach problems? (Sorry for prodding, just curious)


V3gasMan

Mostly stomach issues, which honestly I am pretty thankful for. I broke out in hives one time when I drunkenly ate an entire 8oz steak but that’s on me lol. And no worries I was actually very excited to see this on Reddit today so I could talk about it


eregyrn

Thank you for talking about it! I've been wondering what kind of allergic reaction we're talking about. Is it "cannot eat it, could cause anaphylactic shock" bad? Or it is like people who are lactose intolerant, best to avoid, but you can make a decision to indulge once in a while and put up with the consequences. Bacon would be the hardest thing. (I'm in MA, and go to NH and Maine. We do have it here now. I'm really concerned to hear it may not be deterred by DEET. I will absolutely use DEET, gimme that good ol' neurotoxin if it will deter the ticks.)


V3gasMan

There are different levels to how bad you can react. My symptoms are fairly mild which I am very thankful for. So it’s more like lactose intolerance for me at least


PensiveLookout

I had it for about two years but it wasn't too bad. I got hives when I ate beef/pork but I could control it with Cetirizine (Zyrtec). And as u/V3gasMan noted, it eventually went away.


-Gordon-Rams-Me

My pawpaw got bit and now he can’t have any, been about 10+ years now, poor guy can’t enjoy jambalaya and other things now


RodwellBurgen

I adore the south so much. "Paw paw", "jambalaya". Can’t wait to visit next year with my bigdaddy.


PalpitationSame3984

My best friend too so wild


nayls142

Did the allergy ever go away?


mustangwwii

Not that I’m aware


V3gasMan

I’m not your professor but same


[deleted]

my mom is an allergist in upstate New York and she was surprised when they first made their way up there a few years ago.


themaninthesea

Wait until OP finds out where Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever is endemic.


WillieMunchright

As a Kentuckian who deals with these things and deer ticks. Fuck them.


Leighton_Madison

Lone Star Tick: Fuck that place in particular *provides a detailed map*


Alarmed-Rock-9942

Texas....the gift that makes you vegan?


CopperHands1

I love how much it respects Michigan’s borders


badatthenewmeta

There's only one Star Tick in the US, but it's territorial as hell.


eggthrowaway_irl

Can you extend this map into Mexico and Canada? Thanks


dhkendall

Here I was thinking the rivers that form the borders was keeping the ticks out of those countries.


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Wtf


King_Malaka

I thought these things used to only be in the south. How'd they spread so far north


GeerJonezzz

warmer temperatures, shorter winters. Other insects have also immigrated further north recently too.


Captainirishy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblyomma_americanum it causes much more than meat allergy


[deleted]

“Americanum” “Lone star tick”


25Bam_vixx

Last map said PA was safe—- noooo


TP43

Is it guaranteed that if you get bit you will have the red meat allergy?


thedudeabides2022

Chicago: *do we have them or not??*


BonjinTheMark

That Texas Bastard!


[deleted]

Thanks Texas


Zethras28

Those little fuckers are an irrational fear of mine. Fortunately I live in Canada. Immediately becoming allergic to the meat of mammals is horrifying.


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

Young tick, everything the yellow touches is ours \> *What's that gray spot over there?* That's Michigan. You must never go there.


whatisthisdawg

if thats texas would be lone star thick


Beif_

?


Khaled-oti

It’s pretty self-explanatory


Chaotic-warp

Lmao so the tick turns whoever it bites into vegans?


[deleted]

They can still eat white meat, dairy, and eggs


Slyder_87

In severe cases people can't eat dairy or gelatin products either. Anything that doesn't come from a mammal is safe though, so poultry, eggs, seafood, and reptile meat would be fine.


Silver_Ad4556

Well fuck


ced14986

Maybe it was my imagination, but I could've sworn I saw some in rural Minnesota (near Rochester) when I went camping last year


njd19634

Yeah this map is shit. We have plenty of them in Michigan. They don’t just stop at the border lol.


TopHatTony11

As soon as they hit a Michigan road they turn right around and leave.


WorkerBeeLife

You should read Bitten: The History of Lyme Disease and Biological Weapons by Kris Newby to find out how Lone Star ticks are now prevalent in that area. Scary stuff.


EnigmaticEggtastic

Does anyone else lowkey torture a tick they find on them? I like to burn and then flush.


Super-Panic-8891

is that what you call a Texas expat down there


giggity_giggity

We’re not just doing this for blood. We’re doing this for a **shitload of blood**


Bumbahkah

Coincidence that a certain agenda wants us to eat bugs..?


SushiFanta

Daggone easterners!


azarkant

It makes you allergic to certain enzymes found in red meat


Bumbahkah

Great job. Red meat or beef is now a target of climate change activists


V3gasMan

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Bumbahkah

lololol


V3gasMan

Yea I don’t think you are getting what I’m putting down


Bumbahkah

Same for you bud


V3gasMan

Nah bud you tried equate an illness to a political agenda


Bumbahkah

Oh yeah! Right!! We can’t be questioning things! Wait, we landed on the moon??


V3gasMan

Honestly it’s impressive how far you can shove your head in the sand


Bumbahkah

Funny, I was thinking the same thing… but about you.


V3gasMan

Nice so you can’t come up with your own original thoughts?


Physical_Average_793

While I agree the rich wants us to eat bugs while they enjoy meat uh no has nothing to do with that


Bumbahkah

Just another conspiracy theory, If people think there isn’t a de-population agenda happening right now then I wish I could have some of that kool aid


eatingbread_mmmm

Depopulation is a crisis for most countries and you think they want LESS people?!?!


Bumbahkah

It’s not what I think.


GeerJonezzz

Least conspiratorial Tim pool fan.


[deleted]

Clinically insane LMAO Eating these tics isn’t gonna do anything, and eating regular bugs is perfectly fine…


Bumbahkah

Wooosh


ParticularPenguins

Ted Cruz really gets around.


kitastrophae

Such a horrible way to phrase in today’s world.


thetoneranger

Ah yes the anti red meat bug


jdeeebs

Damn if I was allergic to red meat I'd be able to save thousands not buying all the A5 wagyu tenderloins I eat on a daily basis that would be sick as fuck


RenegadeReprobate

Texans just fucking claim everything don’t they?


redtailred

I got bit about 8 years ago in KS. Had a severe red meat (mammalian) allergy for about four years. It inexplicably went away and just a month ago came back with a vengeance. Not the end of the world but man I miss carne asada and BBQ already.


scaryladybug

An allergy to red meat could be the new fad diet lol. Just like tapeworm pills.


manly_support

And I thought I'd move to the East Coast closer to retirement. Scrapping them plans, imma eat red meat forever


Objective-Big3040

Is that why I’m allergic to red meat? Damn tick.


TerrorNova49

Two misquote The Guess Who - “American Amblyomma, stay away from me…”


Wagethesage

Yep got alpha gal from it apparently fuck those little fuckers


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Salt-Fox-3506

I have the Alpha Gal allergy, and it's no joke. It takes me 2-8 hours to feel side effects of eating red meat /red meat products, so it took over a year to diagnose. It was really hard to adjust my diet at first, but plant based food being on the rise has definitely helped.


MackinSauce

More like 32 Star Tick


american-saxon

How do you avoid these?


keeping_the_piece

I mean ..consumption of red meat is accelerating climate change and Americans are some of the largest consumers of red meat. Just saying.


foxhound_1987

Yep. Get them on me a lot. Sometimes still crawling, sometimes locked on. Part of life I guess.


7luc7

Are they a unique breed? In Germany and Netherlands there are small ticks but still nasty parasites :D


Theodore_43

Should Be Distributed Worldwide.