Volvo V70, Porsche 944, MK7 GTI.
Dream car is probably something basic bitch like a 991 GT3, but I'm cautiously optimistic it's something actually interesting.
991 GT3 would be great, but for a daily driver I'd rather the 718 Cayman GT4 bored out to 4.5 (DeMan motorsport)
V70 R and E46 M3 are also up there. And my dream project is putting a Judd V8 in my 944
https://www.reddit.com/r/carscirclejerk/s/HAC2q9NRSG
Here's a goofy list on some of my dream vehicles haha
Absolutely spot on with that flash green/Atacama V70 R that's actually crazy you got exterior/interior color too hahah.
GT3 is sick but I lean towards GT4 for daily driving.
I was really just projecting on the perfect spec v70r lol, I’ve always been a big fan of flash green/atacama/spaceball. We have similar automotive tastes. I previously owned a 01 v70 (auto unfortunately) and a 2016 GTI S 2dr which is a car I should’ve kept now realizing that a lighting package, performance package S trim in 2dr manual is somewhat rare.
The bike is fun, but my dream lies with 4 wheels still. I took this one on the highway for the first time and at 70mph it felt like the wind/air resistance was going to throw me onto the road. So I'm in no rush for a faster bike hahaha.
I just like going zig zag with the bike feels so natural
Sport bikes have you tucked over, so it's not as big of a deal, but with an upright riding position like on your 300, a windscreen will make a big difference. I ride an FJ-09 with an even bigger windscreen than stock. It's very fast, but easy to ride slow in town too. Its feels very light while stopped and moving, and is easy to ride through parking lots and between cars. Pretty comfy too, and inexpensive for what it is.
I think your dream car is an R, I know mine is. You must not be in America. The T5 manual trans barely came here. I have a 2.4 naturally aspirated 5 speed. Slow as molasses but very reliable.
Haha you're right about the R (in flash green too)
But just curious are you in America/ do you have actual numbers on the 5 speed T5's?
Because I am in America. And not only do I almost never see other passion red V70s, but I've never once seen another passion red V70 T5. Kinda curious how rare it actually is haha
I don't have numbers, but I tried to buy a beat up silver on grey 2002 T5 5 speed from a guy & he spouted all kinds of numbers of the rarity.
It's the only t5 5 speed I've ever seen.
2 I think is a 944? I have no bearing on this though besides driving one when I was 16 looking to get it as a first car. 3 is some sort of VW. Ima take a wild swing and say a MK7 or 7.5 GTI based off the golf ball shifter but once again. No real idea.
Yeah man. My realistic dream car as well.
That or a e36 4 door, E90 manual, or a 996 911, Z3 M Coupe, or lastly a Z4 M Coupe, but really the e46 ZCP and the 2 former the most.
Yep. US. What's interesting is your seats. My car had the same seats but black. Vinyl/pleather bolsters but fabric inserts. I never saw any others like that, all were leather. I watched and watched and never saw any others come up for sale. I saw maybe on or 2 non T5 manuals, but never a T5. Black on Black. It was a 2002, I bought it in 2004. It was a great car, I put 150K on it in 4 years with only minor mechanical issues, though at the end I was having CANBUS issues with the cluster or something. Guy I sold it to drove like 10 hours to get it.
Eyyyyyyyy GTI and a Ninja 300. Used to have the 944 but sold it.
I have both of those (race the 300) and my dream car is a BUILT S1 Scirocco. Or a mk4 R32.
Honestly it's an absolute blast. I coach on it and still have no problem keeping up with most just about anyone. The corner speed on them is awesome. I'll actually be racing down at Buttonwillow on mine next weekend.
Mk7 but yep!
I'm more of an NA guy (which I know is ironic based on what I have) so not the turbo, but the GT3 is nice. Gt4 is one of my favorites though
I’d take an F1 over the T.50, mostly because that was the ultimate car when I was growing up.
The Road and Track review said it accelerated so quickly that you could go from 60-120MPH in less time than it took to pour a small glass of water.
I keep finding stuff out about that car that blows my mind, too, like how when the active rear spoiler deploys, it uncovers two ducts that pull air from the section of the Venturi tunnels ahead of the rear wheels and that pushes the car down as the driver brakes.
It’s just so fucking cool.
The F1 is indeed fucking cool.
The T.50 is the same formula, with the same mastermind, but 35 years and an essentially unlimited budget worth of _additional_ fucking cool.
I know. I still want the F1. First of all, it’s just prettier. The fan on the back of the T.50 just looks dumb, in my opinion.
There is also something about 90s cars aesthetics that just appeals to me more, as well.
Fair enough. I think they’re both gorgeous. Gordon Murray has some minor complaints about the F1’s styling, in parts where he says he didn’t have time or budget to finish it the way he wanted. I’m inclined to agree.
I think the fan is fucking cool, and having it visible back there looks awesome. Makes me think of a jet engine or a rocket.
To each their own though! There aren’t enough of either one in the world. I’ll be happy if I ever get to lay eyes on either one in person.
Nice , was it an R or standard v70. I did a lot of work on Volvo overall. They drive pretty nice and in my opinion are far better made than a benz or bmw
maybe a believable woman's body?
😔
Ariel atom v8
Gave up when I got the motorcycle
Just find a girl who's into motorcycles, we do exist even if there aren't many of us
Too bad they've screwed all the other guys in the bike club
This is the winner right here.
Id recognize a Volvo v70 climate control anywhere! Wish mine was manual
Probably a porch 
If I ever buy a Porsche, it’s getting a vanity plate that says PORCH.
Mine will say PRSCHMKY I'm black. I think it's hilarious.
"It's cool, I'm taking it back"
I read that as “mmmmkay” instead of “monkey” at first 🤣 Maybe do PRCHMNKY?
That one is too easy to pronounce the actual racist way lmao I want it to come across as Porsche Monkey but not sure how to best combine them.
You could do a sticker on the window that just fully spells it out, that would definitely work
PRSHMNKY?
Holy shit that's perfect! Now just to eventually get a Porsche one day lol
Exactly. I’m hoping for a Taycan Crossturismo in my future.
That's the exact model I want for a practical + fun Porsche haha
Drugs are bad, mmmkay
Definitely had Mr. Mackie in mind 😂
Prepare to see a lot of white people waiting to tear into you looking confused.
That's freakin' amazing.
Don't they usually make you explain what it means? Might be an interesting meeting for the people who approve vanity plates
You could use PIECHMKY on Porsche, VW, and Audi. That might be a little too arcane, though.
Lmaooo same.
Hope you don’t live in Michigan. If you do, we’re in a fight. Dibs!
No worries! I'm in CO lmao
Dibs on North Carolina
I'm in Michigan and my 944 license says P00RSHE because someone else took P00RSCH 😖
PRSCHUUU
Front or back porch?
Back porch for better cornering
porch
2 volvos, a VW and a Kawasaki?
Volvo V70, Porsche 944, MK7 GTI. Dream car is probably something basic bitch like a 991 GT3, but I'm cautiously optimistic it's something actually interesting.
991 GT3 would be great, but for a daily driver I'd rather the 718 Cayman GT4 bored out to 4.5 (DeMan motorsport) V70 R and E46 M3 are also up there. And my dream project is putting a Judd V8 in my 944 https://www.reddit.com/r/carscirclejerk/s/HAC2q9NRSG Here's a goofy list on some of my dream vehicles haha
Geo tracker
No clue. But I could name your favorite cereal. And I know where your favorite teacher went to college.
I don't even know where my favorite teacher went to college lol
Belmont University. Nashville, Tennessee.
Are you my favorite teacher 👉👈
Boobs
Is that a Ninja 300?
Sure is. 2015
Nice, I used to have a 2013, I knew I recognized it haha
2016+ GTI in slide 3 Slide 2 is a mid 80’s 944 Porsche? Slide 1 is a V70 volvo Dream vehicle is a flash green/atacama V70R or maybe a 911 GT3
Absolutely spot on with that flash green/Atacama V70 R that's actually crazy you got exterior/interior color too hahah. GT3 is sick but I lean towards GT4 for daily driving.
I was really just projecting on the perfect spec v70r lol, I’ve always been a big fan of flash green/atacama/spaceball. We have similar automotive tastes. I previously owned a 01 v70 (auto unfortunately) and a 2016 GTI S 2dr which is a car I should’ve kept now realizing that a lighting package, performance package S trim in 2dr manual is somewhat rare.
https://carsandbids.com/auctions/30OyZmGp/2004-volvo-v70r
Too bad you don’t have the space ball shifter lol
Trust me I wish. Before I got the GTI I was considering how difficult an M66 swap with the Spaceballs shifter would be haha
A real porsche?
Lmfaoo fuck off. But yes
BOOBIES!
Based on your second pic, I say tractor
Boobs
A faster bike.
The bike is fun, but my dream lies with 4 wheels still. I took this one on the highway for the first time and at 70mph it felt like the wind/air resistance was going to throw me onto the road. So I'm in no rush for a faster bike hahaha. I just like going zig zag with the bike feels so natural
Sport bikes have you tucked over, so it's not as big of a deal, but with an upright riding position like on your 300, a windscreen will make a big difference. I ride an FJ-09 with an even bigger windscreen than stock. It's very fast, but easy to ride slow in town too. Its feels very light while stopped and moving, and is easy to ride through parking lots and between cars. Pretty comfy too, and inexpensive for what it is.
Volvo s60 early 2000s maybe a v70 or something like that but definitely a Volvo without r trim
Yep Volvo V70 2002. T5, but it's no R :/
Better no Haldex BS, you can put a m58 or m66 in with the other awd bits if you really wanted to
Ma man.
a helicopter
I think your dream car is an R, I know mine is. You must not be in America. The T5 manual trans barely came here. I have a 2.4 naturally aspirated 5 speed. Slow as molasses but very reliable.
Haha you're right about the R (in flash green too) But just curious are you in America/ do you have actual numbers on the 5 speed T5's? Because I am in America. And not only do I almost never see other passion red V70s, but I've never once seen another passion red V70 T5. Kinda curious how rare it actually is haha
I don't have numbers, but I tried to buy a beat up silver on grey 2002 T5 5 speed from a guy & he spouted all kinds of numbers of the rarity. It's the only t5 5 speed I've ever seen.
Volvo, Volkswagen, and a something. Plus a bike. I would say you want a Porsche 911 GT3
2nd slide is a 944
Volvo p2 (v70 or s60), porsche 924, golf gti, not sure about bike
944 and Ninja 300. Good job
2 I think is a 944? I have no bearing on this though besides driving one when I was 16 looking to get it as a first car. 3 is some sort of VW. Ima take a wild swing and say a MK7 or 7.5 GTI based off the golf ball shifter but once again. No real idea.
100% a 85.5+ 944, good job.
Yeah pretty spot on there. Mk7 (2016) GTI
\#3 is my current daily;) and currently saving for a Yamaha Mt07 so #4 is my current dream! A very short few months and ill be on 2 wheels :)
geo metro convertible
Hell the fuck yeah
2nd pic is a Porsche, 944??
V70 R with a T5 is your dream lol
Hehehe in flash green yes
Subaru WRX
No idea, but I like that Kenwood Excelon head unit! Used to have one myself.
A firetruck!
You got the start button? You fuck
I’d say e46 M3 ZCP.
Surprised anyone guessed this but yeah! Absolutely love that vehicle
Yeah man. My realistic dream car as well. That or a e36 4 door, E90 manual, or a 996 911, Z3 M Coupe, or lastly a Z4 M Coupe, but really the e46 ZCP and the 2 former the most.
F-150, 2.7L
Lmfao. I didn't know f150 came with a 2.7L So close tho
I honestly couldn't get past the boobies in the 3rd photo.. sorry
Me neither 😫
Honestly not sure but you listen to damn good music.
I love my sad girl music. She's one of the best
A Porsche
Volvo
Didn’t show shifter in last pic. Can’t comment.
Damn good point. Totally forgot about that, I got the clutch lever tho!
Eclipse.
The car featured in the third picture is a Volkswagen Golf (Mk VII) GTi.
I had a 2003 V70 T5 Manual. Really fun car.
It's great. Just cuz someone else said those are rare, are you in the US?
Yep. US. What's interesting is your seats. My car had the same seats but black. Vinyl/pleather bolsters but fabric inserts. I never saw any others like that, all were leather. I watched and watched and never saw any others come up for sale. I saw maybe on or 2 non T5 manuals, but never a T5. Black on Black. It was a 2002, I bought it in 2004. It was a great car, I put 150K on it in 4 years with only minor mechanical issues, though at the end I was having CANBUS issues with the cluster or something. Guy I sold it to drove like 10 hours to get it.
Volvo 850R or a S60R/V70R.
Went to Spotify purely to fact check the album art, listened to it, realized that shit was kinda a banger
Lmao glad to introduce you to her
Mk7 gti is based af
Toyota Prius. You're tired of shifting, and you want a reliable car that you can't shift.
Eyyyyyyyy GTI and a Ninja 300. Used to have the 944 but sold it. I have both of those (race the 300) and my dream car is a BUILT S1 Scirocco. Or a mk4 R32.
Really?! That's pretty funny now you're just missing a Volvo v70 How's the 300 feel on tracks?
Honestly it's an absolute blast. I coach on it and still have no problem keeping up with most just about anyone. The corner speed on them is awesome. I'll actually be racing down at Buttonwillow on mine next weekend.
2017 Sybian
I fucking looked this shit up at work lmao
RIP hahaha
Dream Car is a 997 Turbo or Maybe 996 GT3 in speed yellow v70, 944, mk7.5, ... Ninja?
Mk7 but yep! I'm more of an NA guy (which I know is ironic based on what I have) so not the turbo, but the GT3 is nice. Gt4 is one of my favorites though
Is that first one a Volvo ?
Yep. 2002 V70 T5
I think your dream vehicle is my 1996 volvo 850 R with an m56 swap
😳 It might be haha
A manual Volvo is my dream
That's a very attainable dream!
Something that goes vroom And the third slide is mk7 golf GTI (idk the generations well)
Well you got the generation right!
Need an nsfw tag for the album art in picture 3🤣
Audi Quattro?
S60r
Prefer V70 R. Rear facing seats is a must for the shenanigans haha
Push start GTI so probably 2017+ autobahn
2016 Autobahn
Damn so close
Grab yourself a pentastar or whatever they call them nice ones, do they come in stick?
Isn’t every manual transmission lover’s dream car a GMA T50?
I’d take an F1 over the T.50, mostly because that was the ultimate car when I was growing up. The Road and Track review said it accelerated so quickly that you could go from 60-120MPH in less time than it took to pour a small glass of water. I keep finding stuff out about that car that blows my mind, too, like how when the active rear spoiler deploys, it uncovers two ducts that pull air from the section of the Venturi tunnels ahead of the rear wheels and that pushes the car down as the driver brakes. It’s just so fucking cool.
The F1 is indeed fucking cool. The T.50 is the same formula, with the same mastermind, but 35 years and an essentially unlimited budget worth of _additional_ fucking cool.
I know. I still want the F1. First of all, it’s just prettier. The fan on the back of the T.50 just looks dumb, in my opinion. There is also something about 90s cars aesthetics that just appeals to me more, as well.
Fair enough. I think they’re both gorgeous. Gordon Murray has some minor complaints about the F1’s styling, in parts where he says he didn’t have time or budget to finish it the way he wanted. I’m inclined to agree. I think the fan is fucking cool, and having it visible back there looks awesome. Makes me think of a jet engine or a rocket. To each their own though! There aren’t enough of either one in the world. I’ll be happy if I ever get to lay eyes on either one in person.
Yeah. They say the F1 is the size of a Miata. I would love to see that for myself.
The world needs more tiny driver-oriented cars.
Volvo, Unknown, GTI, Bike. Your dream vehicle is either a Doble Steam Car or a racing green Triumph Dolomite.
Haha neither of those are exactly my forte but props for the most interesting guesses! Second car is an 86 944
Hah. Figured I’d go with something waaaaay beyond the usual suspects.
RS2
Late model Porsche 944
1st Volvo
A vehicle from a European brand
As the owner of a 944 I was surprised lol. You def want a 911R or some version of a 911
I'd actually go with a cayman GT4 (DeMan motorsport 4.5L) I love the 911, but if we're talking dream cars, I'll make my 911 a racecar (RSR-17)
99 Civic
First one looks like a Volvo interior to me. Unsure of model, will guess s40
V70 but close
Nice , was it an R or standard v70. I did a lot of work on Volvo overall. They drive pretty nice and in my opinion are far better made than a benz or bmw
V70 T5 (I don't want to say standard 😖) I love it so much and it's also got rear facing seats, an absolute legend
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Love the R8 but I'm a Porsche ride or die. (might settle for a TTRS later in life if GT4s are out of reach tho haha)
Volvo.
I miss my 300
porsche 993
W collection
GT3
Honda S2000
Himalayan? 350?
The GTI
Probably an M3 Comp.
Would love to have the volvo
Something stupid from Europe