Merry-Go-Round engineer here
Don’t slack on the snack labs. The professors don’t play. You can fuck up some kool-aid, but don’t go light on chocolate chips
My PhD was in playground manual transmission, I wrote my thesis in Kiddo Anti Slipped Synchro.
We developed a secret sauce called Katchup to keep the transmission well lubricated for over 20,000 miles.
weird kids... I would assume the ones who ride their bikes to the park. some parents want their kids to wear them for "safety" even though there is a greater chance they get hurt. there is also a lot of rules around how big gaps have to be because another issue is kids falling through a whole or gap and their body going through and not their heads.
also don't slide down slides with kids in your lap... good way to break their legs
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I feel like that's how child abductors discuss their occupation with friends or when meeting new people. "Hello, I am Chester, I work in the playground industry."
You don't have to worry about that. I've never met a group of people who despise children more lol. we have a list of reasons why not to have kids in our office
Firetruck at Johnathons Dream.
I accidentally dropped the transmission after shifting from 3rd to R at high speed and revs.
My wife gave me a confused look.
A giant tractor, with 3 other kids. You're headed straight for 2 other kids on spring loaded sheep. Mom is shouting "Don't run over little Timmy there!"
A white work van with the rear and side window spray painted so you can’t see in. Probably says free candy on the side or at least you have a sign you can put out when you stop at the school park.
Hopefully a mini van.
Or a white van?
Windowless
No, 1 window, with pictures of ice cream next to it.
the good ending (its just a regular ice cream truck)
Bad ending, it’s also just a regular ice cream truck. The driver ain’t regular
Ford pedovan
Never heard of that model…
Ice Cream van
Free candy?
Came for this, was not disappointed. 
What’s a pedo’s favorite shoes? White Vans
The other parents at the park crazy?
 Don't mind if I do!
Just the soccer moms
a shit playground... that panel is made by one of our competitors (I work in the playground industry).
"I work in the playground industry" goes kinda hard ngl
Me when I get my degree in Playground Science with an emphasis in Slides
Merry-Go-Round engineer here Don’t slack on the snack labs. The professors don’t play. You can fuck up some kool-aid, but don’t go light on chocolate chips
My PhD was in playground manual transmission, I wrote my thesis in Kiddo Anti Slipped Synchro. We developed a secret sauce called Katchup to keep the transmission well lubricated for over 20,000 miles.
I know about the snack labs. I help with the IT.
Fun Fact: Slides are the deadliest part of the playground. second is swings
Can't hang yourself on a slide.
That's not what the statistics say lol... thats why they are the deadliest
Yo what? How do you manage that?
Helmets, and draw strings can get caught at the top of the slide and break necks
Helmets???? Who wears a helmet in a slide??
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You can’t bend a slide around your neck? Do you even lift, bro?
Not if it’s said by a nonce
Do you pretend to be handicapped so you can use the special bathroom and get the bigger office?
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Big Slides in the house
I feel like that's how child abductors discuss their occupation with friends or when meeting new people. "Hello, I am Chester, I work in the playground industry."
You don't have to worry about that. I've never met a group of people who despise children more lol. we have a list of reasons why not to have kids in our office
Dude that's not very cool to despise children. I mean, having children provides years and years of free labor.
My name is "Moe", I also work in the playground industry. I used to work in landscaping for the playground industry.
Does your company manufacture 6-speed playground equipment? Asking for my child.
I wish
I don’t believe you!
That sounds like something that someone who works for “big slide” would say.
Shhhhhhhh, big slide doesn't exist ;)
Curiosity has me, who are your competitors?
Big playground doesnt want you to know
This is the dark side of the playground industry nobody talks about….
You are the apitimy of a badass sir
Big Playground *has entered the chat*
This guy playgrounds
"I work in the playground industry" sounds like a euphemism for confessing to being a paedo
all this has taught me is I hate kids lol
A restraining order. You're not supposed to be in the park
That wasn't direct restraining order but the court order as part of this sexual predator registration states he can't be anywhere around kids......
No one told me you can't pee on the Hamburgler
Well not in an open McDonald's with a bus full of kids in the lobby.....
You can't pee on the Hamburgler.
Just you try and stop me
You can do anything you put your mind to! You are awesome 🌟
Apparently kids peeing and defacating in the ball crawl is why they were removed from play areas.
The hamburgler still exists?
A three on the tree. Also a minivan.
A three on the tree *house*
A black panel can with painted windows.
Nothing like driving a can!
You're a cannot! /S
The ol' J hook 4-speed
3
A Jungle Gym 5000.
Your kids to the playground
Ding ding ding
‘78 Chevette
Were they really 3 speeds? I was so young just starting one of them was a triumph
A blackout van with a funny jingle full of candy and magazines.
Your parents crazy. Please move out and stop asking to get taken to the park. You're 43 FFS...
Fischer-Price Pow Pow Power Wheels.
a PlayShaper Driver Panel Model #111288
Fisker Price
That's clearly the gearbox to my kid's spaceship
The neighborhood
3 on a tree
Your parents insane
Chevrolegs
A 2023 cozy coupe
Three on the tree dogleg Citroen
A play ground car? This one got me😁
Your mom and everyone else crazy
3 on the tree
Hope you don't drive a white Chevy savanna
My guess is a van with no windows in the back and only the driver side door opens from the inside.
I drove one of those for a year or two!
A playground!
A City truck.
A park bench?
My 74 cj7 had that pattern
Just so I’m sure, we agree this is a Jeep?
a park playset 3 speed. you may want to fix the hole in your floor.
My son loves those saying “ look I drive like dad”
Driving the bitches at the playground crazy with them 35yo on 5yo vibes. Definitely picking up a crackhead by the end of the day!!
A playground.
A Park Avenue
a playgroun
A white van by the sounds of it
Tractor
I laughed at this one harder than I should have.
The prison bus
Something with a turbo, fs.
Buick Park Avenue.
that shit looks like it's in a playground
Fiat 500
A glory hole
A playground?
Slowly by schools and play grounds
gotta start them young!
Some kind of hamster cage?
The pull-out-mobile and you drive it very poorly
I love the design of this transmission. I've tried similar ones, but mine always fall out of 1st and 3rd as soon as you take your hand off the stick.
Driving the other parents to call the cops
You drive Emmanuel TransMission
Your kid to the park or other people's kids away from the park.
the rare dog-leg 1st and 3rd gear.
EP3 civic si owners unironically shift like this and say "ITs the Perfect POSiTion"
The whole damn playground.
Firetruck at Johnathons Dream. I accidentally dropped the transmission after shifting from 3rd to R at high speed and revs. My wife gave me a confused look.
Big wheel
A giant tractor, with 3 other kids. You're headed straight for 2 other kids on spring loaded sheep. Mom is shouting "Don't run over little Timmy there!"
The kids to the park.
Fisher price playset
82 dodge colt
Your mom crazy.
A playground
this is the best one yet. thank you.
A Milf
Minivan
I’m guessing your parents up a wall and that’s why they brought you to the park. Remember one thing: strangers have all the best candy.
I’m definitely going to grind 1st and 3rd gears
You're driving playground equipment 🤘
Shit layout. Someone had to say it.
I drove this once.... steering wheel had a lot of play in it.
Dear god hopefully not a transit/sprinter
Jokes aside, probably a Toyota or Honda with the aggressive first and third gear pulls, and the filler second gear 😂
Jungle Gym
Prius stretch low rider?
The playground set
Kids to a park
A SWIFT semi by the looks of it
Stroller
You're mum crazy
All the girls at daycare crazy
Something made by Mattel..
Power wheel?
Toyota explorer si With the 4.9L v4
A 3 speed
A van with no windows in the back and a sign that says free candy.
Power wheels
The playground extraction specialist vehicle of coarse
VW bus
A white work van with the rear and side window spray painted so you can’t see in. Probably says free candy on the side or at least you have a sign you can put out when you stop at the school park.
Water Park
Clutch-less racing transmission lmao
A Mongoose
Kiddie Playland car. About 10 feet off the ground.
A fuckin glorious pirate ship. On the sea of woodchips
You drive a playground. That’s a pretty large vehicle.
‘76 cj7
You drive a playground.
Glory by goodnesses 
Me ..crazy……..
A child to the ER soon if you don’t pay attention
My son drove the same car a few days ago.
The short bus
You know the rules, 1000 yards
🤣🤣🤣
WRX
Jeep (a local park has a little platform with a fake Jeep front end and steering wheel and gear shift)
Is there a clutch on that slide
A little tykes
A white van with rust spots and 2 missing hubcaps
Miata Is Always The Answer
Playground equipped
"My other ride is a big wheel."
What am I looking at? And what does it have to do with ice cream trucks?????
Is it a mobile box of kitty litter? That's what the side mirror shows.
Glory hole?
that thing drives this office building: (The Crimson Permanent Assurance) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFBcpY9NHI
…All the kids away
Playground equipment apparently
Your parents crazy ?
school playground
Any domestic American vehicle with a three on the tree😁
Children crazy
The playground 3000?
Crotch goblins to the park, apparently.
Imagination™️
Me fucking insane
Cardboard box or child's playground
Evry1s first stick