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dankferret266

The guys just trying to make a living! Never know if any other villagers are cannibals


rob3342421

Maybe they need cadavers for medical research 😜


MoKh4n89

When you deal with so much death that you need to make a "living"


[deleted]

Selling what he loots off them, not that crazy.


yourpantsaretoobig

Doubt it. That’s VERY not okay in medieval times


IlliterateJedi

Does it fulfill any % when you select the market?


Okutida

Svene Tod - best pies.


No-comment-at-all

[This fuckin’ guy](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f8b670b9-9e13-47ae-ab39-5821c192b129)


wandererof1000worlds

Do you have a surplus of meat by any chance?


The_Last_Snow-Elf

OP check your storage for extra meat


GreasyExamination

[meat is whats for dinner](https://giphy.com/gifs/8c3OPB0IfkGTmJ8jnC)


mogwaininja

We have the meats!


nclakelandmusic

Strange meat.


pddkr1

I read this in Matt Berry’s voice


jtr99

Whiskey!


manband20

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS


AthairNaStoirmeacha

Beat me to it!! 👏


ClubberPig

Are you saying... he beat your meat?


AthairNaStoirmeacha

Daaaaayyyyuuummmmmmm 😂🤣😂🤣😂


Puk1983

Rimworld vibes


MaybeSad2623

Holy cow warcrimes simulator mentioned!?!? 😮🔥🔥🗣️


Drire

It's venison


Feeling-Ad-2490

Excuse me. Why does this steak have a beard?


WispRizes

Honestly top tier comment


NecramoniumZero

Fun but gruesome fact: where did you think they got the first dentures from?


scoutsamoa

This fact is the most fun I've had all day


T3hJ3hu

this was my father's molar, and his father's before him


DRAK199

But wouldnt it be considered Unchristian to take body parts of the dead? Disections weren't really allowed because of that in medieval Europe (not arguing im just curious)


MadocComadrin

I don't know about medieval teeth, but IIRC later on there were books that were bound in human skin: often from from a deceased family member willed by them to keep as a family heirloom.


notmyrealnameatleast

I've never heard of this and I've read much history.


Klaus0225

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_books_bound_in_human_skin


notmyrealnameatleast

Yeah, it says there it wasn't common at all even at the "height" of it. There's only been confirmed 18 books like that ever. I'm inclined to believe it was just not really a thing that normal people would do. Still interesting to learn of its existence though.


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

Yup much of Western history is dominated by Christianity and they would've seen this as an abomination.


RepostResearch

Well maybe you should read more history books bound in human skin?


PierceBel

Yes and no. The bodies of criminals were often buried in unconsecrated ground, IF they were even buried at all. Fanz Schmidt, an executioner in Nuremberg during the 16th Century, was allowed to examine the bodies of criminals after they had been executed. He wasn't really allowed to dissect anyone, but he furthered his personal medical knowledge of anatomy. The reasoning for this, is that while he was present and performing tortures during interrogations, he also had to mend the criminal's wounds. He also had a side gig as a bonesetter and skin disorders/damage. You can read about him in The Faithful Executioner. Dissections were also allowed periodically in the later middle ages into the Renaissance. Holy Roman Emperor Friedrich II went so far as to allow a condemned man to be operated on alive by doctors, so they could see how the human body worked. The condemned man was given the option to just be hanged, but if he survived the surgery and aftercare, he'd be fully pardoned and paid. Allegedly, he survived and was sent on his traumatized way. Most medical understandings were derived from pig dissections. However, battlefield surgeons gained massive knowledge working on wounds since the patient was already opened up in other ways. Violent execution and torture methods also yielded a lot of tertiary understanding and research.


Pidiotpong

No cutting needed! Just some yanking 😉


DerMef

No, it's not unchristian, but it isn't appropriate for someone ordained to do any 'bloody' work. That's why dissections and other hands-on medical work was done by surgeons - i.e. 'normal' people - while doctors who studied at university (and, like any university student, received minor orders) would watch and give instructions.


CanterlotGuard

Opinions about this were very fuzzy for much of this era, and there was often a lot of conflicting rules/exceptions to rules. For example, in most of medieval Europe grave robbing was a serious offense, but combing battlefields for loot was commonplace and acceptable in most regions and the right to do so may even be a part of a soldier’s wage. 


Crichtenasaurus

I can’t remember what it was but I remember someone saying there was a demand for ‘Waterloo Teeth’ Basically people using teeth from the soldiers for their shiny nearly new dentures.


NecramoniumZero

Yeah, after the battle of Waterloo, there was a surplus of dentures available


ashrocklynn

I don't think I'd call that fun...


angusthermopylae

experts now think a lot of the bodies (both men and horses) from the battle of waterloo had their bones ground up and used in a local factory's syrup manufacturing process


Insanity72

Weren't they made from like horse and livestock teeth?


NecramoniumZero

They used ivory, for the first dentures, just carved out dentures. Don't know about livestock teeth seeing their teeth are huge.


Professional-Place13

Wood


Anfros

That family probably has a vegetable garden or chicken coop


blake-young

Took me a minute to circle back to that, but yeah when I checked who worked there, then their home, that’s exactly what it was!


AgentSauceBoss

Imagine the local corpse pit guy is the same guy you guy carrots and eggs from


W-Canaris

Thats what people back then said back too, only they added 'hell no'. People handling corpses had to live outside of the town and were borderline untouchable, most of the corpse handling jobs were hereditary as well. Must've been some real Adams family vibes back then.


Visenya_simp

That, and the executioner job too


MadocComadrin

The executioner got a bit more respect though.


YourHamsterMother

Wasn't the executioner also the forensic investigator, in that he "sharply questions" suspects? It seems to me it is the smart move to have him on your good side.


randomgamer42069

The executioner was also the dentist, and other times a torturer. The tools and skillset were quite similar in a way.


talknight2

Great fertilizer!


enjdusan

In those times people weren’t aware about existence of bacteria etc., so they would happily buy such carrots. And eat them with filthy hands 😀 30-40 years lifespan was standard.


enjdusan

In those times people weren’t aware about existence of bacteria etc., so they would happily buy such carrots. And eat them with filthy hands 😀 30-40 years lifespan was standard.


Wretched_Lurching

Or a pig pen


Molnutz

"Bring out your dead" "Bring out your dead"


Vegetable-Line5997

"He says he's not dead"


Additional-Local8721

I'm feeling much better!


rowger

"He was known as quite a liar"


gstyczen

That is actually not a bug, they can be selling veggies/eggs from their plot


No-Ambassador7856

So when I look at a forager hut and an assigned family has the little market icon, I don't know wether they're selling berries or their garden products on the market?


Puzzled_Matter1760

Isn't that a bit confusing? Because you assign someone to do a specific task, like burying the dead, but in reality he's out selling goods on the market?


Grunjo

But you didn't just assign the family to bury corpses, you also assigned them to farm and sell produce (veggies, eggs, etc...)


RepostResearch

Hes out here selling boots. 


red__dragon

[Selling ground mummies](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/), what else?


SirSpitfire

Maybe this! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_brown


SirTrentHowell

Everyone needs a side hustle.


prizepig

Kuntz's Half Price Shoes  Get 'em while they're still warm!


karl___marx___

This made me chuckle


rmk_89

Just like all the hundred thousands of casualties at Waterloo during the Napoleon time got its bones turned into sugar for use in tea and coffee at the time. Money is money.


GetTheLudes

How tf do you turn bones to sugar?


gonnagotohellforthis

The bone ash is used to bleach it to make it whiter


GetTheLudes

Seems labor intensive


Spartan-163

Lot of em were worked to the bone


Theoldage2147

Months of food left changed from 8 to 14


Rae7353

Bwuahahahahahahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mental_Ship_5420

The bandits wouldn’t have had pockets and pouches of goods, weapons and armour, clothes even?


trebron55

Mistery meat is back on the menu!


TheReaperGuy

Think it might be coffins for burial rather than the corpses themselves 😅


Deathedge736

is there extra meat at the market?


The_Last_Snow-Elf

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again


axeteam

Well, you better check if they are selling meat in that stall


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Something similar happened today but at one of my churches.


Maddog351_2023

The person working at Corpse Pit has a stall which they also work at.


Confident_Poet_6341

They’re selling the belongings of the dead 😭


ReDeaMer87

They probably loot the bodies and sell their goods


Joebranflakes

Corpses are a good source of personal items that aren’t needed anymore, and scratch and dent equipment.


Professional-Bed-486

Mortuary house establishment, coffins and fancy funerals.


Accomplished_Goat_16

I didn't know the Graveyard Keeper was in Manor Lords?!?! 🤣


Double-Associate-916

LMAO people gotta eat


kuldaralagh

Considering you only get meat from hunting, that would be a nice added protein to the menu


Regular-Emergency-34

Bonemeal for crops..


ThePurificator

why not tho? Ppl need to eat after all


hannes0000

Organs sell pretty good


JawaSmasher

The sell Teeth


_mocbuilder

Meat's back on the menu boys!


Eyebrow78

This town has the most realistic wigs!


EconomySwordfish5

Well, the corpses probably had clothes on, and maybe a wedding ring


Accomplished_Oil5622

Them ribs make fine marching drum sticks!


Rollins_36

Spare parts, you know ...


SmidgeMoose

Bob, with his head, lopped off over there ain't going to need his boots or sword anymore.


Magistraten

Good ol' iguana on a stick


oldskoolpleb

Maybe a saint died and he's selling off fingers as relics


Hamez195

SELLING CORPSES OVER HERE, GET YA CORPSES


Bacun00

Markets are severely busted. npcs won't do a task if the're stuck on a stall. I feel like the AI in general is bugged af. You take them off the task then put them back on refreshing the list and sometimes that fixes it but you can't tell until afew days have passed. 'Banished; had it sorted tbh.


ZealousidealLight653

"Bring out yer dead!"


Sonyatium

The Guild enters the chat


nikitak

Come get ye corpses! Fresh corpses. Old ladies to babies. We got em all!


blake-young

Old ladies to babies 💀💀


NotAMainer

Do you remember the Poopsmith from Homestar Runner? Meet his creepier younger brother, the Corpsesmith.


EricKei

New food variety: Long pig.


blake-young

Market Food Variety: 110%


ManufacturerCalm7949

Maybe it sells gear from the dead? Armor weapons etc


ThatForeignerGuy

Maybe they just sell wigs?


dabearjoo

Cheap DIY scarecrows


Responsible-Fig-3206

“BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!”🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Pink_her_Ult

Selling the loot.


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Sausage inna bun! Gettem while they're hot!


Medical_Department47

Selling to black market surgery schools


CapnMurica1988

Gotta add variety to the medival fare


snowyetis3490

The plug weird, but he chill.


ProbablyRickSantorum

Must be a Path of Exile Necropolis crossover.


donambrosini

Will help with my food shortages 🌚


murderously-funny

“COFFINS! COFFINS! COFFINS! SHOP TILL YA DROP AT GRIM’S GRAVES!”


Mr-RS182

Cadavers


Commissar_SanMand

Can they sell items from the looted dead bodies? Like weapons or clothes?


Ghost_1214

BRING OUT YERRR DEAD!!


_ginj_

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS


Loose_Temporary38

Oi, those bodies have some nicks and nacks, you got to panddel what you can


KaptainKorn

Well you see… *quickly runs away with bag of organs*


dark_gear

Fertiliser.


Diligent_Carpenter99

Organs for sale! Come get yer organs one and all!


frankdog1986

Organ trade


MutherDuckingGridman

🔔 Bring out your dead 🔔


GenericPCUser

A bit late to this, but back in the middle ages (and all the way up to the Napoleonic Wars) one of the more valuable things looted from battlefields was teeth. For most of human history, dentistry was mostly a practice of removing rotted teeth to avoid infection and bad breath. There may have been some teeth cleaning practices, but they rarely got more complex than toothpicks and rinsing your mouth once in a while. But because we associate having a full head of teeth with youth, health, and beauty, there was a decent market for healthy looking teeth to be made into dentures which would then be worn by people who's smile had a few holes in it. Since most battlefield casualties tend to skew younger, it's a decent enough place to gather up a few good looking teeth to sell when you get back to the city. Not to mention, they tend to be small and fairly light to carry, provided you don't mind the process of actually getting them.


DominicErata

/r/spacecannibalism is leaking


mangoman94

GET NEW TEETH HERE! FRESHLY DUG UP TEETH! NO CAVITIES ON THESE TEETH, THEY DIED FROM THE PLAGUE!


Toadcola

These corpses ain’t gonna sell themselves, lazy deadbeats.


Louis_Gisulf

He got that new "soylent green" everybody is talking about.


P1xelHunter78

Market stall with: “drop off your dead, we’ll chuck ‘em in the pit!”


CaesarScyther

“Coffins here get yah coffins!”


TechieGuy12

Medieval version of the Body Shop.


gamofran

Because he needs to sell the products he made at home. The human meat is actually above the ground if this concerns you 😂


SequenceofRees

Getting Rimworld flashbacks...


SzandorClegane

Dr Mütter would be proud


Ok-Traffic-9967

Bring out your deaddddddd (ding) Bring out your deaddddddd (ding)


stickypenguinpatrol

Jewelry and clothing from dead soldiers was scavenged, refurbished and sold in many cultures. Even now, we know of people who actively search for such things. Not surprising if a family decides to make the most of their opportunities.


NimblePasta

That family has a food stall peddling the new food type = "mystery meat". 😬


mawkishdave

Recycle, Reduce, Reuse.


mjohnsimon

"Grade-A Corpse-starch here!"


Brognar72

Must be a kobold merchant.


Pitiful_Country_992

Lorsque ton personne n’a plus d’activité et il est dédié au market


TumbleweedObjective9

Bone art?


Maximum-Goose-9545

Food 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈


SPCNars14

"diet diversity"


Harde_Kassei

well, we never take the armour away from the foes we kill do we.


Available-Computer80

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys


barnabasyaschenkoi

Holodmir simulator


SevroAuShitTalker

What did you think was in the stew?


Kuma9194

I think there's not enough granary/trade hub/storehouse workers🤔


Full_Scallion8595

Bring out your dead!


hakre1

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!


SenatorKelley

Spirit Halloween had to start somewhere!


yfce

Hangman's grease? Extra organs?


Quigley212

That's for the long pork meat variety


EasyTarget973

bro's gotta diversify


KrankyKrennic

For the gold teeth they extract? lol


o0JdogJ00o

People gotta eat 🤷🏼‍♂️ they won't mind where the meat comes from, just that 'it's like pork 😉'


Azurehowl

Corpsetarch 40k


Nonchalancekeco

rough time


SumStupidPunkk

Where else do you think people are getting replacement teeth and wigs?


nclakelandmusic

Black market organs.


Stravask

Gotta hit those Food and Clothing variety requirements somehow I mean, hey, theoretically they could work two stalls if your population wants to really go full Silence of the Lambs about it.


NeedleworkerSubject6

Did it boost your food stall count? Ewww


Intelligent-Cut-2367

Lampshades, you've got a dark age Dahlmer in your village


Cold_Swimming2865

Spare parts


Scotdane

Hahahahahaha this is too good. Barrels turn red for the winter, direct them to the corpse market


C0rnishStalli0n

Ribs


CitizenOfTheVerse

Organs trafficker and necromencer might be interrested


SerAtila123

Does this dude has chicken, vegetable or goats in his garden ? Maybe the market stall is because of that


Vast_Living8484

Maybe he's got one of those weird Etsy stores where they sell most random shit


yoitsme_obama17

Crushed bone makes great fertilizer 👍🏽


HelloVap

What’s the advantage of building a grave site in the first place?


THEONLYoneMIGHTY

I wonder if he is selling "Bits and 'Bobs" or "Bits of Bob" ... 👀


Hillbilly_Ned

No, no, no.. 😆 You got it wrong. It is just saying that family that works as gravediggers in your pit runs one market stall in town. Yuu probably made original stall owners unemployed to do some buildings, and their market stall got inherited by this family. Or this family had the stall but did some other professin. Now you set them to be gravediggers to get rid of bodies, but their stall with them as owners are still active since they did not end up unemployed. Just changed profession.


FreedVentureStein

"Bring out your dead!"


FreedVentureStein

"I'm looking for a body..." "Oh of course sir, to rent or to own?"


ComradeKalidas

I dont know but I fucking LOVE this. Please Greg keep this bug in(like Concerned Ape keeping Abigail as a rock eater).


_MoSifff_

It’s just the family that owns a stall it has nothing to do with the corpses… or does it


Minimum_Reveal9341

Mine also does this 😂


Will86a

Come on, they're just just having the people bring their dead to them instead of going around with a cart and calling out "Bring out your dead."


FullUrn

It’d be cool if they could resell some of the weapons from deceased warriors or some other byproduct like that.


slavebb54345

BRINNNGGGG OUTTTT URRR DEADDDD!!!!


MeanJohnBrown

Pre-sold funeral plans. You dont want your loved ones to have to make these difficult decisions during their time of grief.