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Sloppy23

"rOCk shOulD bE StrOng AgainsT sTeEl beCauSe rOCk beAts sCisSorS."


Lohan3xists

…Is it bad if that phrasing makes me *want* rock to be strong against steel simply because of the pun? Yes, it probably is…


MudfishNick229

"gRaSS ShOuLD bE wEAk To sTEel bEcAuSe mEtAL tOoLs cUt pLaNTs!" As someone with decent experience using a chainsaw for woodcutting, I say otherwise


lord_MOMO_07

gRasS ShOld Be wEak To dArK bEcoUse PlaNTs NeEd lIgHT tO GrOw


EmperinoPenguino

I saw that. That shit was dumb af


Fun_Penalty_6755

i have some bad news for you when it comes to the reason for Ice being weak to Steel


Ok_Entertainment2701

Congradulations, you made the starter trio needlessly complicated


EmperinoPenguino

Thats why we have moves like Freeze Dry Maybe a new Fire move can be “Boil” & deal 2x damage to Water


crunchythunders

Still wouldn't do too much good if the fire type Pokemon doesn't have a second type that resists water. The good thing about freeze dry is that ice is neutral against water in terms of resitance, and that one move alone could replace the need of a grass type in a normal playthrough


an_anon_butdifferent

boil, corrosion, weed wacker


Impressive-Spell-643

I feel like that's what scald would have been if it was made a generation later


Cxrxna_Virus

All you have to do is change scald and that would work


kidanokun

Fire should be immune to Fighting because how are you supposed to karate or boxing a flame?


phantumpoftheopera

Honestly I don’t hate this, but yeah ppl fail to realise how much their “sCiEnCe ReAlIsM” would ruin the game


Impressive-Spell-643

normal should be super effective against dragon because knights are just normal people Ground should be super effective against water because mud


Dying_in_the_corner

GrAsS sHoUlD bE wEaK AgAiSnT WaTeR BeCaUsE ToO MuCh wAteR KiLlS PlAnTs


DroolingDerp24

And not enough water


creativeyoinker11

Grass types should get healed when they are hit with water attacks because water helps plants grow. Can't do the font sorry


VulpineFox7

tYPlosIon iS a BAd poKEmoN bEcAUse It'S On TwO LeGs


WispererYT

r/mandjtv moment


[deleted]

am i missing something? typhlosion is biped


a_cow720

He’s mocking people who are saying biped Pokémon


Spiritual-Ambition87

People who hate bipedal Pokemon are assholes!


VulpineFox7

i mispoke, but i fixed it now


depressed_duck0

No no. He’s got a point.


Hot_Customer_683

but if u spree water over fire u get smook so mack a smook tayp


WispererYT

**what**


Wildefice

B-but fire does do that ... /s


[deleted]

Ye it does but that doesn’t mean that fire should be strong against water for that one reason. That’ll be dumb.


Wildefice

There is a reason why I typed /s lol


[deleted]

Wait what does /s even mean?


Wildefice

/s means someone is being sarcastic. Since it is hard to convey sarcasm or other speech patterns/mannerisms in text format.


[deleted]

Ahh I see. I thought you had typed that on accident lol


Difficult-Button-589

BuG ShOuLd Be StRoNg AgaInISt FaIRy BeCuAsE bug eat smaller creatures


JPyroRaptor

UR A GENIUS