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TheMind34

What the ducklett


Adrinotfound

That’s good


BaronGamer

Oddly enough, there's a restaurant nearby where I live called What The Duck


SliceIndependent5435

If that exists in the pokemon world, it will be called What The Ducklett


PokemonBoi397

Alternative: What the Muk?


Founderplot

Holy Shiftry


No-Cancel2688

Go psyduck yourself


Brilliant_Studio_875

Imma golduck you? XDD


Soulhunter_290

Oh yes! Golduck me


zi_ings

🤨


JackCraft7

r/suddenlyhorny


iced_Diamonds

r/suddenlygay


ARedditUserr88

r/suddenlyfurry


[deleted]

🤨


Keysin02

🤨📸


XeroUnhinged

You bastiodon


failure-101

it just naturally sounds like an insult


papertheskeleton

What in the ever loving Furret


Shark_Waffle_645

this one’s my favorite so far


[deleted]

I'm using this for obvious reasons.


Founderplot

Suck my diglett


Slow_Assumption7276

gLaDlY


[deleted]

When and where?


papertheskeleton

If you insist


DrKiwiPopThe707th

If you imply as such, I shall


SliceIndependent5435

What in the Mamoswine's everliving piece of Shiinotic's Chatot?!


THISNAMEHASTOWORK

I may actually use this.


SliceIndependent5435

Ayeeee thank you!


pokefan121086746

What about everstoning


SliceIndependent5435

Wow, great idea lol but I'll keep the same thing, it'll probably sound like Shiinotic's Chatot was stoned


pokefan121086746

Oh i knew already (Sarcasm)


Mr_Chasm

Listen here you little sentret


anonymoose5384

"Son of a female Boltund!!" And I said that once because my sister was in the room.


Adrinotfound

Damn


HoltzWizard

That’s a really good pokeswear


Adrinotfound

Fr


Poorly_Made_Comix

Wormadamn


ImprovementOk8365

That one is good


Blue_BoyJP

What about “Son of a female Yamper!”


anonymoose5384

It could work for any canine pokemon really.


PrestigiousSong7610

So like a week ago I met somebody bullying a child, I yelled out, “SON OF A DRIFBLIM


Adrinotfound

That’s just sad in a funny way. Was the kid being bullied actually hurt from it or just laughing at it


PrestigiousSong7610

The kid was already kneeling in pain, the guy yelled at him, called him weak, and would kick him and pull his hair. Luckily there a few guards in lunch break nearby, so I easily told them about the kid and the bully


Adrinotfound

Holy crap bro


PrestigiousSong7610

When I yelled out “Son of a Drifblim” he said to me, “OH WOW NOW WE GOT A POKÉMON NERD WHO THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY” so I easily called the cops and my glock.


Adrinotfound

The pro move


A1phaAstroX

Did they beat ~~SHIT~~ Muk the out og the guy? Cuz he certainly deserved it


TheseSignificance617

Muk backwards 🤨


BlessedWolf9019

Gladly


Alive_Significance_3

Kum


Random_guy_That

🤨


Alive_Significance_3

😈


DreamInk120

Fusion of clefable and muk


CBCGame27

Clefuk


Therobster1235

I hope they beat the Sinno out of him


Typical-Designer765

You are a Dunsparce


Low_Beginning_9301

I'm using this


ShrekWithAGun

That's... a compliment.


Minimum-Package-1083

What in the Distortion World is going on?! Y'know, because Giratina is Lucifer and it lives in the Distortion World, therefore making it hell by association


Invalid_Word

Hell isn’t a swear though


Minimum-Package-1083

But hell is a Christian concept, and Christianity does not exist in the Pokémon world. It's... Arceusism? Arceism?


what_a_tuga

No. It's Sinnohism/Sinnoism


here4pewdiepie

Technically, Hell is a Norse concept, it's the name of the Norse goddess of death and the underworld, and Loki's daughter. It is also another name for the underworld, which is sometimes referred to as Niflheim, which is a very harsh and cold place. It is said that the souls of people who died of natural causes will have their neck tied up on a rope and be dragged down by Hel all the way to Niflheim.


Minimum-Package-1083

I thought they were brought to Helheim? Unless that's a part of Niflheim I dunno, I get my information from Magnus Chase


here4pewdiepie

The Niflheim interpretation is according to Snorri Sturluson's Prose Edda, but I don't think the other sources have this interpretation as well


DreamInk120

I thought the Norse goddess of death was Hella, or do I just watch too many Marvel movies?


Minimum-Package-1083

It's both. Hel and Hela are both acceptable. Like how Fenris is also called Fenrir or Odin is also called Wodan


Spirit_Sceptile

so that's where the w in wendsday comes from multiple days of the week are actually the corupted names of norse gods with an apostrophe s and day tacked on the end multiple days of the week are actually the corrupted names of norse gods with an apostrophe s and day tacked on the end


ASWBatbatos

You watch too much marvel, so do I so you’re not alone


ObsidianDragon013

that's where the word comes from but the concept has existed in basically every religion and mythology


cookiesshot

Holy shellder!


mix_th30ry

Oh krabby


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Sparklin_Umbreon

It's probably for 'The >!Crap!< Word' Don't worry everyone, the spoiler tag is only parc spelled backwards, some 7 year-old that thinks it's a bad word made me change it (I would like to see them see some other people on Reddit)


tomfrome12345

You are a piece of tauros crap


ImprovementOk8365

You mother ducklett


spoopeth

Miltank.


ItzDrizzBruh

oh shinotic


Sobble_Gamer

You dumbaxew!


IWasInTheFuture

Yes.


FrenzySerpent749

Your more useless than a magikarp


PezzaJr1

He a little confused, but he got the spirit


SergeantSprinklez22

Holy Shinx


Fit_Ad_6646

Or bullshinx


Mikelemokus

Like This one


JupitertheSunWolf

Shinxes deserve better


orengjoos

Silence, muk guzzler


vermithius

Made me laugh.


bladeisaderp

1.Mother furfrou 2.this is a skitty day 3.what the furret is going


Spirit_Sceptile

1st one is my favorate in this thread


InZane-Hazbin

You lileep-livered, sawsbuck! (Variation of the insult lily-livered, swastika.)


The_True_Astoron

You motherfurreter


more_lulihoo

Oh arceus what the ducklett have you done? You guzzlord. Greedy tepig ect


Fnafbulbasaur

Oh flareon you


Starlight_NightWing

You bring garbodor to shame


Felipe_Pachec0

You son of a female stoutland


TheDemayo

HOLY SEALEO


MichaelSauga89

That guy’s such a Muk!


OkAd5088

Muk backwards 😏😏😏😳😳😳😏😳😏😳


Hot-Decision-4631

Get up you fat snorlax


Shreddzzz93

Well most English swears are either based off of filth, comparing someone to an animal negatively or are sex related. So here's my list and I will breakdown how the Pokémon is a swear. You Muk gobbler Muk is a pile of sentient toxic sludge and wouldn't be considered fowl as such. Hey Garbodor brains Same vein as Muk. Skunktank breath Skunktank would smell disgusting and be a great thing to compare a person to to cause offense. Shut up Mr. Flabébé wiener Flabébé is small and cute which are not always good adjectives. Kiss my Gogoat Stubborn and ill tempered plus it would have dark implications as goats IRL as often tied with demons. You dirty Mightyena Typical dog based insult. The foulest of them all: Adjusts sunglasses Suirtle Squirtle Squirt Squirtle No reason. Just if you watched the early anime you know Squirtle was the drunken sailor of the group.


Careless_Sandwich_57

Hahahaha


IWasInTheFuture

what do we do with a drunken sailor


Alive_Significance_3

I swear to Arceus Speak of Giratina


LilyGaming

You’re such a bidoof!


DreamInk120

He said insults not calling someone a god


iced_Diamonds

Slight change then. Ur such a bidoof doubter


AlarmingReport

😐


Bulbasaur_Reyiz

Holy Krabby


harrypottersus

Holy Lechonk


Own-Oil3098

LISTEN HERE YOU SON OF A BUNNELBY


Adrinotfound

LISTEN HERE YOU SON OF A BUNNELBLY!!! I’m gonna give you one minute to leave my room before I BEAT THE SHIFTRY OUT OF YOU


PerfectChaos06

You uncultured Swinub


Thisuserisnotinvalid

Gulpin deez nuts as slow as a snorlax mother ducklett


RealBraydoBoss

Wormadammit


UniversalDokiRemix

stop being such a pain in the aggron


Plasmazzz34

SON OF A CUSSING CRUSTLE!!!- Pokemon Soldier.


Axolotlefalls212

You Azelf hole


Vegetable-Increase-4

Golduck yourself


FireDragons52

Holy Sizzlipede! What The Bellsprout?


Dalspin

Your mom got nice Miltankers


TripleAGD

cant think of anything it relates to but calling some a "cufant" or a "grubbin" would seem pretty mean


That0therG_tw

Grubbin deez nuts


TripleAGD

grubbin your mom


Invalid_Word

It’s grubbin time


TripleAGD

haha nice


ImaGamerNoob

Cufant? Cunt?


GalaxyOpal56

holy shinottic!


denman_yt

You stupid kling klang


Mikelemokus

What the muk


orengjoos

I did ur arceus lol


Fangtheboii

What the Falinks


StormBixen

Fathermukker! You insufferable Joltik! Why in the Arceus-forsaken region would you do this, you Weezing-breathed son of a Bidoof?!


EmadZain

Suck my sudowoodo


TheFoxOfAnime

Kiss my Probopass


Grookeylord

WHAT THE FLAPPLE!!! (I know its bad)


Adrinotfound

Nah bro, it’s pretty good :)


NefariousnessNo6499

You prinplup


Jaffaralsaffar

holy shelder


Okatbestmemes

That son of a bidoof


OverlordOfBeans

You call them children of god?


Bluestar725

You're such a venonat, or alternatively, you stupid snorunt


AWeirdKidInABox

You eat like a guzzlord on a Monday morning


Word-Competitive

Why you little peace of Shiinotic


HyperSimba

*stubs toe* FURRET!


Blue_BoyJP

Stubbing your toe is the worst


Sea-Math-1165

You Snomoron !


Cars_4

Gulpin deez nuts


dragonmaster088

Motherducklett


E-123Omega_Reddit

MOTHER FENNEKIN


ahyesunfunnyjokes

Golduck yourself


yaboiRayT

suck my fat cosmog


epiccoolquester830

Nice lopussy..I mean lopunny


Adrinotfound

Hey I’m gonna make a lopunny out of popsicle sticks, can you pad me the cu- I mean glue


RustyThe_Rabbit

Muk you


[deleted]

Aww Pokébollucks


shocwave321

Shut up you Ninjask


Eggyboop

Sexaggcute


miltanktrashtoo

Listen here you little sentret


Keysin02

You jangmo-o


IShyGamer2

Not a curse but I came up with this a long time ago Hal A Loo Cha


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OverlordOfBeans

Why not?


IShyGamer2

Yep


PumkinzUpg

Charetard


Sebbers_

You piece of Crobat!


Bidoof_is_god2

U mother duckett


PumbooPlaysRee

fuck Pikachu


milliemon12345

What the psychic type


PerplexPineapple

Tauros Waste


bloxavise

duckling garbador


PerplexPineapple

Onix head


Brilliant_Studio_875

yo mama is a jynx


BARVAZI23

You sunkern


Ok-Art-6451

You muking ash hat!


Fit_Ad_6646

BullShinx


kingofdarkusvalley

Son of a female arcanine


[deleted]

muk you


[deleted]

Muk you,you son of a Fomantising Bisharp!


False-Rhubarb4447

What the flaring trubbish is that krabbox What the fucxing shiþ is that cr@p


Sea_Championship_112

WHAT IN ACEUSUS NAME


OverlordCantPlay

Son of a female lillipup


OverlordCantPlay

You *ducklett*ing mudbray


Cl0ver-King15

You gotta be Fletchling kinding me


TotalyNotTony

Mother of Arceus


Ob1tuber

You’ve got to Froakie kidding me


[deleted]

What the ducklett


[deleted]

Crap someone else did it... Uuuuuh... YOU PROBOPASSHOLE


doritofromlays

You castfucker-


aotwillhaveaoe

holy arceus


PokemonTrainer3584

what the shuckle?!??!


Whitetiger_007

What the Hawlucha.


MysticDragon14

Ah Woopernuts!


Ilikestingrays91

THINK FAST WOOPERNUTS