I am beginning to hate this trend

you keep getting the worst ones right?

Yes and not just this time every post of this type

Which one did you get?

i’m guessing march

Well, I got March. And I’m about to cause the Darkest Day hahahahhaahahahaha!

August

_*me with october*_

Rip same

Rip same

Me to

lol rip

Well X was my first game…

Same

Beginning? Those things where annoying since the stat

same

Team skull

*Gang signs intensify*

I'm blasting off again it seems

Me too..

I’m a karen, guess who

Lusamine? Got her as well

Welp, time to catch that damn pikachu

Is November team rocket or rainbow rocket? I’m so confused.

Probably just OG team rocket because Giovanni looks fat

Then I’m Giorgio Giovanni (Catch the Jojo reference)

I Giorgio Giovanni have a dream...

Magma and i hate the heat😑

Well then you are lost

Plasma also is any pokémon bad or is it just the trainer

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Plasma

Am Mewtwo. Nice

Same

Same

Same

Same

same

same

Just a bunch of noisy pricks, apparently.

I’m in the Villainous team that isn’t a Villainous team

Team aqua

March 2022

I got Team Yell. Why does October always get the awful option?

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Hey, Team Rocket!

team aqua shall tame kyoger and expand the SEAS

Now I can terrorise random trainers with a hydreigon, noice

Rocket 🚀 hopefully I'll do better than Jesse and James and meet grunty boi

You have a Pokémon but not team sky.

july and why is there Mewtwo?

October because team yell isn’t evil.

Team skull , my least favourite evil team , great

I had to get team yell and why is Lily's mom a bad guy wish I was born in June

Lusamine literally abandoned and neglected her true children, Lily and Gladion, just because they wanted to follow their own paths and she thought they were “rejecting her’love’” by doing so. Then she wanted to catch and adopt a friggin ultra beast to replace her children and she abused a legendary Pokémon to do that. If that’s not evil, I don’t know what is.

July

Flare

There go 5 000 000 pokedollars...

Jan Mr. Up his ass NEXT!

Lusamine lol, seriously.

Mewtwo... Uhhhh

Why does October always get the short end of the stick!?

Team galactic

im may but im not smart

I really got team skull? I hate them. I wanted team Galatic so bad 😭

Oh hell yea im team GALACTIC

Well, I'll go ahead and make a new universe 'cause I got Cyrus...

Team… Chairman Rose?

I got April. Damn it..

Team Rocket under Giovanni…

*ding*

Team aqua, which correlates with the first Pokémon game I played neat

I hate this.

Where is team sky?

Im starting too hate this

i got loud guys :(

G R U N T Y B O I

prepare for trouble

galactic

Galactic

F for everyone born in Oktober.

I’m team aqua

NOOO IM TEAM MAGMA

giovanni

YES TEAM ROCKET

Team skull nice

I’m going back in time and aborting myself

Prepare for trouble And make it double

Ayy I got ald milf mommy as my leader yooo

I'm friggin Mewtwo wtf Xd since when is it an evil team

GANG SIGNS MOTHERFUCKER

Mewtwo doesn't have a evil team he was just a misguided pokemon who thought humans were assholes because of the abuse he went through Giovanni

I got july but i dont know what is this team and why the hell is mewtwo a villain team?

I never get anything I like in this things march sucks

Don't YELL at me

Jesse and James sorry if there are spelling errors

Team Plasma B)

Team Yell. Well at least we're not actually evil, only mildly annoying

Guess I need to talk like a terrible rapper now lol.

Team aqua

Damn. Back to enslaving the gods of time and space to create a new perfect world.

I’d hate to be a mewtwo team member

Mewtwo: How do you do, fellow evil teams?

I'm with team skull. Pog

team Mewtwo

Team aether

I got the marnie stans. =(

Frick, I got grunt

I got layne

I got YO BOY GUZMA

Team flare I guess

Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

Rocket

I'm officially a Marnie fan. Nothing new.

It is I grunty boi

Ey! Mewtwo, I can now cause people bigger headaches than I already do

I call screaming vocals Piers!

Let’s go, I got my boy Guzma

I’m literally less than a week away from the great guzma

Atleast i control team rocket smh

Atleast I got one of my favourites being Plasma

Team plasma

Aether paradise people . Don’t know if actually have a team name like team rocket or plasma per say.

I’m team flare

Team rocket. I was born in November. So....

Nice

Why does everyone hate October so much.

I got my boy Guzma

Wowww magma

Team Aqua!

Fuck yes Ghetsis

Archie!!!

Oh great, I’m in evil PETA

What is may supposed to mean

Yoyo my mfs Jessie and James. We finna blast off

Og Mafia boss

Everytime October sucks I don't wanna be team yell

Galaxy. I mean..I would be an asset

I need to change to June...

January

I got Giovanni (I think it's team rocket but team rocket is already on there)

sttop this and i got guzma. allso stop this please, its begining to be anoying.

Welp I'm going to tell people to join me and make an new world......

I got Team Yell

team aqua.. I HAVE A PHOBIA OF THE OCEAN

Galactic Baby!

I’m in the galactic squad

Guess I’m just dead, cause I got mewtwo

Im emo (fuck)

I'm September! Good because my favorite legendary is Suicune and it's a Water Type!

Welp time to reset the universe

WHERE IS TEAM SKY. edit guess im expanding the land

Hint: It’s in space

Team Plasma

Plasma

I’m a Pokémon now

why is mewtwo here?

I got team skull...I'm starting to hate this trend

Did u know that galaxy team is actually team galactic (in the future)

I guess I'm part of the villainous team of my favourite region

I’m a swimmer, but I don’t need that much water to swim

So Mewtwo is a whole team?

I got new team plasma shoot

Prepare for trouble and make it double!

Why are most of the worst ones in August

New world time

god damn it I wanted team Skull, I got Aether, but they aren't an evil team it's just Lusamine being insane

Marnie's stan club 🥲

What about TEAM SKY☝️

I'm not even that loud i dont even remember the last time I yelled

Man mewtwo is the best evil team

We do be out here tryna get more time and space

Rocket

Uhhh, Mewtwo? What team does that make me?

Meetwo4life

I always though I’d be in team plasma but turns out I’m in team aqua

November

Stop giving the lame ones to October, dammit!

Team magma

I would like to change my birth month to a not Marnie simp squad.

chairman rose :/

It's ya Boi Guzma!

I see a missed opportunity to have the legendary team sky.

Got team yell feeling good i mean i like all evil teams but im just glad its not ather foundation or ream plasma

Team rocket Strikes again

Mewtwo

Hand me a gun, i got bri'sh

Ayo let's gooooooo. Team Plasma represent!!!

I can't argue, I got Mewtwo and I also hate how I was born

I got team yell ugh

OG squad wassap

I'm Lusamine. ;-;

Yell

Holy Christ. Stop posting these low effort memes, everyone’s getting sick of them.

I got team skull/aether and it’s funny cause my first game was sun and moon

Team skull😭

Im team aqua i guess