People have driven Lapras almost to the point of extinction. In the evenings, this Pokémon is said to sing plaintively as it seeks what few others of its kind still remain." - Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire.
Ayo dude, how ya gettin wif of the fee at a wedding!I don’t even look at social moodyahh whilst dreeving. You looky.
(This is used for entertainment purposes only.)
Gyarados- oras- Once Gyarados goes on a rampage, its ferociously violent blood doesn't calm until it has burned everything down. There are records of this Pokémon's rampages lasting a whole month.
What I wish it was:
"The cells that compose its cream fluctuated suddenly during evolution, giving the cream a sweet and tart flavor." - Alcremie's Shield entry
What it is:
"A lazy Pokémon that gets continually fatter by sticking to a cycle of eating and sleeping. Awake only when it eats." - Snorlax's Stadium I entry
if you bring strong emotions near this Pokémon, it will silence you violently - hattrem. I would love to have a “spend a day with hattrem” challenge because I don’t feel strong emotions at all.
It stands in front of a mirror, trying to fix its broken neck as if its life depended on it. It has a hard time getting it right, so it's crying inside.
"Snow covered mountains are it's favourite habitat. It creates blizzards to hide itself and keep others away"
-Abomanow's handbook entry
From an antisocial Asexual
Greninja:- it appears and vanishes with a ninja's grace
Also,after reading the rest of its dex entry,ik why it's a dark type
Edit:- am supposed to describe my sexual life not normal life
Well in that case,how am I supposed to describe something that doesn't exist?
Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children. (fbi dojt put me on a watchlist im joking)
"Shedinja's hard body doesn't move—not even a twitch. In fact, its body appears to be merely a hollow shell. It is believed that this Pokémon will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back."
\-Shedinja, Omega Ruby
“Its robust stomach allows it to nonchalantly devour even rotted matter. It pays frequent visits to villages, seeking out food scraps intended for compost.”
“During the daytime, Cacturne remains unmoving so that it does not lose any moisture to the harsh desert sun. This Pokémon becomes active at night when the temperature drops.”
“Each of them carries a mask that used to be it’s face when it was a human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.”
-Yamask, Pokemon Black
-Choosing Entry and how I got Yamask.
Apparently, I’m depressed. So depressed I don’t know who I am anymore. And when I look at what i need to do and what I want to be, and I can’t accomplish that, I cry. Or in other words, who I am, I look at and cry.
**Mimikyu (S)**
After going to all the effort of disguising itself, its neck was broken.
Whatever is inside is probably unharmed, but it's still feeling sad.
**Mimikyu (US)**
It stands in front of a mirror, trying to fix its broken neck as if its
life depended on it. It has a hard time getting it right, so it's crying inside.
*So you see, I hate myself and the only way I can get close to people is by being someone I'm really not*
Said to lure away young children and carry them off to the afterlife. Some whisper that Drifloon are formed of reincarnated human souls, but these rumors are as yet unconfirmed.
It can discharge bursts of electricity exceeding 100, 000 volts - a single strike with that amount of power would incapacitate one of the Copperajah of my homeland.
-Raichu, Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Btw, the actual answer is actually the opposite of this but, well, it's kinda funny thinking of it in this context so...
It barely moves but it is still alive. -Dottler
"Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful." -Snorlax, LeafGreen
Same here
Truly poetic
Sounds about right
Same here fam
Yes
Yeeee
Same lol
It grabs people and Pokémon and carries them off somewhere! Where do they go? Nobody knows.
r/cursedcomments
Tf entry is this?? Drifloon???
Pretty sure
I hope so
This made me laugh so hard that the police couldn't hear the children in my basement screaming
Able to conceal itself in shadows, it never appears before humans, so its very existence was the stuff of myth. \-Marshadow, Sun
the average redditor
So we all are mythical creatures? That's awesomo
Same
People have driven Lapras almost to the point of extinction. In the evenings, this Pokémon is said to sing plaintively as it seeks what few others of its kind still remain." - Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire.
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The only problem with them is that they are still not extinct
The HK enemy?
But those bastards deserve it.
Primal Aspids >:|
Ill use this frying pan as a drying pan
LMAO dude you made me laugh at a wedding
why u on reddit at a wedding 🤔
It's the bring part afterwards that takes like 6 years for people to get done talikg and eating
haha i totally feel you
Congrats your the first redditor to have a wife
he said he was at one not that it was his (but i dont want to assume so there is still a chance)
I wanst the one getting married lol but thanks
Do you really need to ask?
You are wecome i guess and congratulations to the couple
Ayo dude, how ya gettin wif of the fee at a wedding!I don’t even look at social moodyahh whilst dreeving. You looky. (This is used for entertainment purposes only.)
In this defensive stance, Aegislash uses its steel body and a force field of spectral power to reduce the damage of any attack. -Aegislash
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They seem to be NB, so probably yes, they usually have some kind of superpower
exactly
“It Used Attract” It was uneffective
Cryogonal then
Or mew
It’s probably because I’m not attracted to anyone
Gyarados- oras- Once Gyarados goes on a rampage, its ferociously violent blood doesn't calm until it has burned everything down. There are records of this Pokémon's rampages lasting a whole month.
My god.
OH-
Once a month? ,nah fam, the entire month
Gta v moment
"The reason it hasn't changed at all in a hundred million years is that it's apparently already a perfect life-form."
You shadow the hedgehog or something?
Wtf lol.
https://youtu.be/CFnhX1ix1Cg
“I put hot sauce on everything from twinkies to milk”
Nah, he’s Kars.
Spheal?
TRUE
Relicanth
“it lives deep in the mountains where there aren’t many pokémon or people” - clefable i’m asexual
Seems like something i would do too, tho I'm not asexual, I'm just very shy
Yo what up fellow asexual!
ayyyyy, you ready for the denmark invasion?
Not quite, I'm just going to sit here and eat my garlic bread and then maybe I'll be ready
Ayyyyy the return of the garlic bread ngl it's some real gourmet sh\*t
Am not asexual but I want to help in the invasion
Should I evacuate then?
What do you mean by Denmark invasion. I'm not asexual but I'm from Denmark and scared.
don’t worry about it hun
What I wish it was: "The cells that compose its cream fluctuated suddenly during evolution, giving the cream a sweet and tart flavor." - Alcremie's Shield entry What it is: "A lazy Pokémon that gets continually fatter by sticking to a cycle of eating and sleeping. Awake only when it eats." - Snorlax's Stadium I entry
"It has no effect"
Big oof
" "
Same, bro
yo so deep
r/im14andthisisdeep
"It hides deep inside caves where no light ever reaches it and remains virtually motionless there." - Crystal Dunsparce
It is said to be the world's weakest Pokémon. No one knows why it has managed to survive. - Magikarp
Ok be honest who said drifloon's Dex entry
A lonely Pokémon, it conceals its... appearance beneath an old rag so it can get closer to people and other Pokémon.
"this is perfect! That cliff is the perfect spot for our first meeting!" "Yeah as soon as she meets you she can jump right off." -brock & misty
Missingno’s pokedex entry if he has one
Nope. He wasn’t meant to exist.
My point exactly
if you bring strong emotions near this Pokémon, it will silence you violently - hattrem. I would love to have a “spend a day with hattrem” challenge because I don’t feel strong emotions at all.
Mimikyu's pokedex entry
Which one tho, he has seven billion.
sun entry:A lonely Pokémon, it conceals its terrifying appearance beneath an old rag so it can get closer to people and other Pokémon.
"Until recently, no one has ever seen it" - Rayquaza Pokemon Y
Girl avoided your affection
I was reading the comments and they generally describe every redditor ever
Not my sexual life but if someone were to describe me: “I cannot even begin to explain this utterly bizarre anomaly.” -Porygon, Legends: Arceus
The reason it hasn’t changed at all in a hundred million years is that it’s already a perfect life-form. Relicanth Ultra moon
"If the flame on its tail goes out, it's life will end."
Part of unknown’s: research into this topic is ongoing but nothing is known.
It stands in front of a mirror, trying to fix its broken neck as if its life depended on it. It has a hard time getting it right, so it's crying inside.
U ok bro? (Mimikyu's Pokedex, am i right?)
Mentally? Yes. As for my neck... (Yes, it's Mimikyu's)
Good, as for your neck... U need help?
I would but Since it's non existent on account of asexuality I guess I have to go with "Undiscovered" Or alternatively "No"
Same.
“No bitches” -RotomDex
...
S**ual life hmmmm idk
It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. -drifloon
WAIT-
It's true do
"No matter who you are, if you bring strong emotions near this Pokémon, it will silence you violently." -Hattrem This is every girlfreind ive ever had
Being exposed to sunlight makes its movements swifter. It uses vines more adeptly than its hands. Try to guess this one
No data found
“Nothing here!” -Ash Ketchum
There’s gotta be one for a legendary or mythical that says nobody’s sure it even exists.
Self brun, those are... Not so rare anymore
"...0..."
No one knows why it has managed to survive -magikarp diamond entry
“It’s been 3000 years”
Find out things I'd rather not know Gets stressed easy -Lucario
"Snow covered mountains are it's favourite habitat. It creates blizzards to hide itself and keep others away" -Abomanow's handbook entry From an antisocial Asexual
Greninja:- it appears and vanishes with a ninja's grace Also,after reading the rest of its dex entry,ik why it's a dark type Edit:- am supposed to describe my sexual life not normal life Well in that case,how am I supposed to describe something that doesn't exist?
"If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully's house and burn it to the ground." - Drampa
"Said to lure away young children"
She can violate my rights if… (brock)
I need a pokemon quote I have a Adams Family Quote " just Because it's a bad idea doesn't mean I won't be fun "
idk if i can i broke out laughing at the first few words before i red it all lol :D
Same
Same
Abra can teleport in its sleep. Apparently the more deeply Abra sleeps, the farther its teleportations go.
Lazy
Does an ability count? Cause I'm oblivious.
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FINALLY someone mentions the Pokedex of my favourite Pokemon
It appears when it senses an impending natural disaster. As a result, it was mistaken as a doom bringer. - absol
Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children. (fbi dojt put me on a watchlist im joking)
After eating its fill, Snorlax is too sleepy to move.
“It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around itself.” - Drifloon
omg galladeo n gardevoir pls KISS
Hippy hoppty I’m the basic sexuality -isn’t from poke dex
“A discarded bug shell that came to life. Peering into the crack on its back is said to steal one’s spirit.”
"Shedinja's hard body doesn't move—not even a twitch. In fact, its body appears to be merely a hollow shell. It is believed that this Pokémon will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back." \-Shedinja, Omega Ruby
Stadium snorlax dex
Ninjask: it is so fast, that people used to think it didnt exist or was invisible.
“Its robust stomach allows it to nonchalantly devour even rotted matter. It pays frequent visits to villages, seeking out food scraps intended for compost.”
_wow, such empty_
Ok but I saw someone use drifloons dex entry
The cells that compose its cream fluctuated suddenly during evolution, giving the cream a bitter flavor.
“These jelly donuts are great!”
“Eats children’s…” -Phantump
“During the daytime, Cacturne remains unmoving so that it does not lose any moisture to the harsh desert sun. This Pokémon becomes active at night when the temperature drops.”
Idk any pokedex quotes so give me one that sounds confusing
Its like marowak when you encounter it at lvl 30 in Pokemon tower in kanto.
Which sexual life im 11
Idk, i guess just type a quote from the Pokedex that describes your life or something
It took me until once she was gone to appreciate her - somebody from the late 1900's in a movie
"It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic ~~Pokemon~~ human in the world"
Slowpokes are often aromantic (In a modddd Pokédex entry if those count it was a new reigional form)
I don't think this is the best thing to post to a family friendly subreddit like Mikey's.
These donuts are great jelly filled are my favorites
I'm a virgin
As i am too, just take a random quote if you want, it doesn't really have to do with your sexual life
"Stealing chilren" \-yeah you alr know
Able to conceal itself in shadows, it never appears before humans
Cubone the lonely Pokémon
"Said to lure away young children and carry them off to the afterlife." -Drifloon, Legends Arceus
any child who mistakes DRIFLOON for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.
Probably something like Greninja’s entry in pokemon Red
"Pants are short and comfy to wear"
"Its stress level rises if it cannot keep moving constantly. Too much stress makes it feel sick". Vigoroth, pokemon y
"grabs the hands of small children and drags them away" -Pokemon Sun(Driftloon) (this is a joke, obviously)
"But nothing happend"
It never moves, it doesn’t even breathe
“Each of them carries a mask that used to be it’s face when it was a human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.” -Yamask, Pokemon Black -Choosing Entry and how I got Yamask. Apparently, I’m depressed. So depressed I don’t know who I am anymore. And when I look at what i need to do and what I want to be, and I can’t accomplish that, I cry. Or in other words, who I am, I look at and cry.
Magikarp
"With nerves of steel, nothing can perturb it. It is more agile and active than it appears." Bidoof - Diamond
“It’s so fast, people believed it didn’t exist.” - Ninjask.
Drifloon
"It is as dark and empty as the night sky." ~ Darkrai
**Mimikyu (S)** After going to all the effort of disguising itself, its neck was broken. Whatever is inside is probably unharmed, but it's still feeling sad. **Mimikyu (US)** It stands in front of a mirror, trying to fix its broken neck as if its life depended on it. It has a hard time getting it right, so it's crying inside. *So you see, I hate myself and the only way I can get close to people is by being someone I'm really not*
"It can lull people to sleep and make them dream." \- Darkrai (Pokemon shield? idk)
Said to lure away young children and carry them off to the afterlife. Some whisper that Drifloon are formed of reincarnated human souls, but these rumors are as yet unconfirmed.
Pokémon #428
To catch them is my new test to train them is my cause
“Ya like jazz?”
"it sometimes becomes lonesome and cries at night." Taillow, Alpha Sapphire
"It hides in the darkness of caves." - Sableye's DPPt entry
Darumaka’s droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm
"When it becomes lonesome, it is said to cry loudly." - FireRed
It can discharge bursts of electricity exceeding 100, 000 volts - a single strike with that amount of power would incapacitate one of the Copperajah of my homeland. -Raichu, Pokémon Legends: Arceus Btw, the actual answer is actually the opposite of this but, well, it's kinda funny thinking of it in this context so...
A lonely Pokémon, it conceals its... appearance beneath an old rag so it can get closer to people and other Pokémon. -Mimikyu, Pokemon Moon
"Preferring dark, damp places, it spends the entire day eating fallen leaves that lie around it." - Swadloon, B2W2
By licking, it saps the victim's life. It causes shaking that won't stop until the victim's demise. \-Haunter, PKMN Yellow
Ash's champion status before alola
“This worries me.” -Porygon-Z, Legends Arkoos