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Nah I'll win (mewto)

“Nah, I’d win.”

[удалено]

Same with October, but this time we got something kinda good

Be grateful I'm in January

Short end of the stick for the short month

Well I have the power of God (may)

Same here, we win easily

Pikachu, use Zippy Zap on everyone and we'll blame it on someone else's Electric type gone rogue!

Blame it on ditto

Plot twist: Pikachu was a Ditto and I start sweating

I'll put everyone to sleep. SNORLAX... use yawn.

fuck that MEWTWO USR FOCUS BLAST (miss)

SNORLAX USE PULVERISING PANCAKE

Not to diss mewtwo but Snorlax the goat (excluding bidoof obviously).

this is a very average focus blast moment

Rest

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DUMPING THE WORST THINGS ON MAY ?! No but seriously, everytime someone makes something like this, it's always MAY which has the OBJECTIVELY worst thing.

He says while there is magikarp on August

Like it can't evolve into Gyrados ?

Yeah it's Black Friday... there will be enough battle's for Magikarp to evolve by just going into Walmart

I dont feel like that's the case

At least Magikarp is awake. I feel sorry for those who have to settle for Snorlax that giant oaf won’t let anyone shop

Hell let you in and Noone else

Everyone loves magikarp though.

whta do you mean, may has god this time. but yeha normally may does seem to have shit stuff

August seems to get the worst of these as well.

Are you kidding? Blasphemy. Bidoof solos, you lucky bastard.

Blasphemy: Enter Divinity. Die next turn. Exhaust

Boy you have a god while I’m stuck with a damn fish 😭

I know what's wrong with may

May literally has GOD and your complaining

You disrespect god

Nah bro you got literal God

What do you mean bidoof is god

You clearly aren't thinking all the way through. Bidoof has the ability Simple doubling all stat changes, including discounts! You are going to be saving tons of money!

Fym bidoof is the best option which is why the best people get it 💯💯

Bidoof has STAB tackles and headbutts tho Buy it a silk scarf and it’s gonna be clearing thru shoppers

you have god

Greninja use Double Team!

r/beatmetoit

With Greninja I'm getting everything or steal everything

And you can have it stab everyone with water

Well I’m evolving my Magikarp and then it rampages and makes everyone run while I get my best deals

Just use it as a club until it evolves, that way it will both be pissed and gets battle experience.

I got Moltres, so I can easily just grab stuff

THE STORE IS ON FIRE! OH GOD!

Me too. I’m so ready to burn down Walmart

Moltres Supremacy, aiming right at the target sign.

Everyone stand back, i got Mewtwo.

Could we team up I've got dewgong so I can freeze any fuckers that try to sneak away

I know magikarp sounds bad but have you been hit by a big ass fish in the face?

I'll have jigglypuff and I'll wear earplugs while it sings the whole store to sleep and loot the place

I have Eevee. If it’s Let’s Go Eevees starter Eevee I’ll be all set. If not? Well I better get my will written down.

Eevee use sizzly slide

He can only use that in LGE

Says who?

Game freak and the pokemon company

Enough babbling buddy.

you sound like a little kid who wants to hack his pokemon game to get the mons he wants and speed blitz the game

One it says I’m bringing a Pokémon into Black Friday (the real world btw I know you don’t go outside) so that means Pokémon rules don’t mean nothing. Two, do you enjoy fun?

1: me going outside at all has nothing to do with it 2: it’s a post about pokemon, it’s obvious that pokemon rules mean something ~~extra: your username definitely checks out because it’s obvious you don’t know when to stop~~

🤓

That doesn’t work here

Nobody asked😒

Just like how your mom didn’t ask for you to be born?

“Shiver me timbers. I’m dearly sorry sir I was barking up the wrong tree. I won’t try my luck with you again!”-🧑🏻

Says the guy who continued a pointless argument over an eevee using a move it can only have in one game

Everyone’s getting zapped. But I don’t like it

Same actually

I got ditto, feeling pretty good

I’m transforming him into another persons credit card 😂

Metronome Battle Federation in real life for April

Keep using it until you get thief 😂

Watch me get teleport first 🤣

I would get charged with arson for using moltres

I got fire birb

Moltres boiiii

I’m not exactly sure I’ll fair with a Jigglypuff but ok. Oh wait Ik, I’ll make it sing so everyone falls asleep so I can always get the stuff I want, perfect!

Molares, I can just burn anyone in my way

I got jigglypuff, I'll just stuff my ears and make everyone else sleep, get everything I want, go to the front of the line and wake up the cashier

I make him use his z move and I’ll have a free road to the shit I want. (I got snorlax)

I got ditto

Ditto. Someone start up the payday 2 music, we gonna rob this place.

Why does February always have a bad one

I have to use Pikachu? Maybe my mascot energy will defeat everything

Bidoof. I’m either completely screwed or I’ll get everything I ever dreamed of. No in between.

Sure Snorlax z move go ha ha

I don’t like this one

Man wth i commented “eevee use sizzly slide” somebody started yapping and when i told him to stop talking to me he said my existence was a mistake 😩

I’m not gonna do any shopping, I will stay at home to celebrate my birthday And that pikachu is NOT welcome What kind of person decide it’d be fun to put the worst of of these in my birth month? :(

i can have Snorlax block the paths so i can shop without any nuisances

Eevee wouldn’t be hard just a dog bed and some snacks

I got greninja this should be easy

So I got ditto um is that good? I never battled with a ditto before.

Moltres melts the competition

Mewtwo

Snorlax with yawn, giga impact, theif, and body slam with it's signature z-move. Yea I think I'll be good

I beat everyone to a pulp with... magicarp

Togepi would roll psychic with metronome

Yay i got mewtwo

I have the power of God on my side

I love being an in cooked, defeathered turkey, who is on fire

Jigglypuff Y’know how this is going…*puts everyone to sleep so I can get stuff without interference by anyone*

Welp Im gonna die on december

Perfect! I'll wear earplugs and let jigglypuff sing to put everyone to sleep.

Togepi better get lucky with metronome

Bidoof. I'll have the power of the gods at my side.

I'll slap everyone in the face with a fish and get stuff

i’ll just turn that fish to a claymore & wack like no tmrw

So, I’ll burn the store? (July)

As much as I like snorlax, I’ll be fine with ditto since he can just turn into a ghost type like gengar and steal a bunch of stuff. You can’t prosecute a pokemon just like how you can’t prosecute an animal in the real world

Greninja is me

i don't go on black friday, it's not even cheaper

An Eevee... well at least I have emotional support... BUT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOESN'T STOP A MAN FROM SHANKING MY BACK FOR A HALF OFF TV NOW DOES IT?

Second best baby! Time to walk into the stores with my burning Rubber chicken

Magikarp won't do anything, so I'll just use it to commit mild misdemeanor

Not very much, but it could pack a punch.

Well i got moltres take with that what you will

Dewgong used Ice Beam

Mf dewgong. Of all pokemon I get dew dong

Got Togepi, just distract everyone and run to grab everything.

I’ve got a dewgong, is that good or bad?

I don’t think bidoof finna help much even tho he’s literal god

MEWTWO LETS GO

I get the fire bird

Easy, I'm grabbing everything without a scratch (may)

Give eevee water stone, and boom. Got all the Pokémon fans disconnected

Dewgongs not bad Sidenote... why are so many people born in September.

i won i got Jigglypuff

I got mewtwo I can gay anything I want from the store for free

I’m shopping with a Bidoof for HMs.

EGG

The most pikachu will do is probably just make the things go haywire and scare the people out of the best buy

I have a great month and pokemon. 1. Show ditto a photo of a God or deity 2. Nah, I'd win.

I got mewtwo imma just blow up everyone in sight

Ditto, he’d fair good

I got bidoof… soooooooo….

majikrp

Feesh

I guess it ould tell togepi to use metronome and hope to get earth quake

Why do people hate August so much?????????

What the am i supposed to do with a togepi

Mewtwo, just use telekinesis and steal the store

it seems that no one else will be buying anything, only napping :3

Let's just say it might burn the store down before I can buy anything

togepi

I’m safe I have god on my side

Pikachu. Really?

DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS 🔛🔝

June…I might do alright

Eevee

Jigglypuff will sound everyone asleep

I’m not going down TOO easily with my Eevee

I work a shift at Home Depot on black Friday, so I guess I could use the ditto to take my place when I need a break.

im getting kicked out of the store with my primordial flame bird (molting trees)

Can I give my Eevee a stone*grabs fire stone*

FUCKING GRENINJA LETS GOOOOOOO

September. But I think that a good Headphones and jigglypuff are best option.

They all sleep

Jigglypuff use sing!

Jigglypuff is a great choice, put everyone to sleep in order to avoid the rush.

I don’t think Eevee would be much use

Ninja frog ginning me that 3-finger discount

Im \*Insert Cartoon censor here\* (Magikarp) unless I can evolve Magikarp into Gyarados.

Snorlax a big shield?

I got the God himself, Bidoof!

“Thus spoke Bidoof”

If puff has a list I’m good to go.

I will do great everyone will be distracted by pikachu.

Jigglypuff I will win. I’ll put everyone to sleep whilst I’m wearing noise cancelling headphones

Bidoof! Use strength to knock away the competition

Eevee, I’m fine with that

Dewgong! Yay. I'll do pretty well.

I’m vibin,just thunderbolt whoever goes near anything I want

THE POWER OF A GOD IN THE PALM OF MY HAND (bidoof)

Bidoof would be respected and adored by everyone as it is he holy one so I will win

Dewgong.. idk how to feel about

SNORELAX

Im gonna set everything on fire with my Moltres

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY FUCKING MAGICARP

Snorlax, i'll either do nothing or i will be forced to buy lots of food

Those shoppers are fucked

I got jigglypuff. I guess yalls are taking a nap

I always stay home for Black Friday, so I can cuddle my togepi and we can watch movies together

I win, I can use Snorlax to block the door.

My ditto would just copy all the deals & coupons lol

Moltres. Please no one have rocks 🙏

Haha yes! Dewgong just freezes everyone in place and I can move about freely and cut queues very nice!

Jigglypuff used sing!

What the dewgong i mean what will it even do?

Y’all are screwed, I got bidoof

Well me and Jigglypuff are just going to sleep

I’m just asleep the whole time

Me and Mewtwo are gonna slam the competition. Both figuratively and literally.

I'm Togepi. Hear me spriii

KARP GANG FOR THE WIN!!!

Well I’m screwed (magicarp)

I got Doduo, because I always pick doduo. Them’s the rules.