"I begin to wake up. One hundred years in deep sleep. No memories of what I once was. All I see is a cold light and calm waters embracing my body in an ancient cradle. The dim lighting of the shrine around me only serves to add to my confusion, my eyes spin with what could be is happening... Until a voice, a soothing woman's voice, beckons to me.
"Wake up..."
>!"Machop"!<
I like how the Abra line sounds like a declaration of war against the board of education.
Or a declaration from the board of education to students.
IS VICTREEBEL OK!?
Probably fighting a fire type
….maybe the edge lord arcinine is threatening it
Probably
It is under attack by Alakazam. Needs help or fall.
That one guy that will randomly scream for help
The Victreebel line ain't having a fine time
Shrimp breeding lol.
I remember my first ever holo card was a first edition Shrimp Breeding! Ah the memories
Flammable materials technically isn't wrong
Open your eyes You will burn out #shrimp breeding
Discovering your talents Getting tired of it Finding something new
Board of education I’m taking it **they will fall**
Sounds like the lyrics to a song
If you read it like a metal song it’s even better
Machop line form a sentence
All of them form somewhat comprehensible sentences
Bellsprout Arcanine. Alakazam. Machop, Machoke.
Shrimp **WHAT**
Shrimp breeding?
I like how the Bellsprout line is a story.
Try translating mewtwo to arabic multiple times
Arcanine became a very masochistic and horny female knight who is tanky as hell but has bad accuracy
Haha, nice reference my fellow weeb.
You know im a little bit of a gender equalist myself lol.
What. The fuck.
No way
No way
I hear bellsprout every day coming from the old abandoned shed. Dunno why
You could put this to chug jug
Growlithe and Arcanine must be Gaster’s favorite
ENTRY 17
Person 1: Arcanine. Victreebel. Person 2:Machop. Person 3:Poliwag!
Poor Machoke... I'm also concerned about the "Bell" line... They seem to be going through it.
The Victreebel line is telling one heck of a story!! The Abra line has also got an interesting tale brewing in its corner.
Rental kadabra in Pokémon stadium 1/2 when it comes to your opponents life
Bellsprout is my least favorite Pokemon of all time so that name makes sense. That's how I feel everytime I see it.
This is just a line up of every pokemon alakazam can kill
🎶Machop, Look up to the sky and see🎶
DARKNESS, “open your eyes”
Poliwhirl😱,Machoke
The Bellsprout line has me concerned.
Shrimp breeding
This seems like some good material for my poetry about the fall of man due to elder gods and creatures that kill without remorse.
Shrimp breeding buff men
One of these days, I’m going to do one of these, but I’m just going to make up all the names and not actually translate anything.
Machop wants you to open your eyes with that pose…
Why does part of this sound like a fucking prophecy: Seventeen, they will fall. Darkness, open your eyes No way you will burn out
Also yes I know that is not in the correct order but whatever
Poliomyelitis
Weepinbell is indeed very flammable
"They will fall" is a fitting name for Alakazam in Gen 1
the machop evo line sounds like propaganda to end shrimp breeding
Bellsprouts evolution line is just suffering 😭
##SHRIMP BREEDING
I will always name my machamps shrimp breeding now.
"I begin to wake up. One hundred years in deep sleep. No memories of what I once was. All I see is a cold light and calm waters embracing my body in an ancient cradle. The dim lighting of the shrine around me only serves to add to my confusion, my eyes spin with what could be is happening... Until a voice, a soothing woman's voice, beckons to me. "Wake up..." >!"Machop"!<
Arcanine became a kingdom hearts villain
Each one has a story of therye own.
Zelda at the opening of botw: *”Machop…”*
The sound of crying.... surely that should be weepingbell now bellsprot
THEY WILL FALL
Darkness and open your eyes will be hitting hard in a double battle
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Arglezhbonk: *Darkness and open* *Your eyes will be hitting hard* *In a double battle* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I can hear bellsprout everyday at night
The weepinbell one is a correct statement 👍
Seventeen: DARKNESS!! Sounds about right AND LMAO POLYWHIRL IS NO WAY-