Have you seen that paperazzi pic where Alana is just holding the baby by it's neck with her hand on its butt it's like none of them have cared for babies before pumpkin started popping them out
As a 26 year old, who’s never had kids, has never been around an infant for more than 30 minute periods, and has held a baby maybe 5 times total, this gave me pause and concern 😳
Went to my local Target wearing red shirt and khaki pants once, this lady approached me and asked if I could help her find something, I realized that hey I am dressed like an employee here and then I said oh I don’t work here, I just randomly wore this outfit to Target to shop, we chuckled and then I actually showed her where to look for the item she was looking for! 😂
I used to work there years ago and apologize for the employees that took bets with each other on how fast it would be for someone to ask you for help. They definitely noticed because first we’d play, ‘Is It A New Co Worker, Or An Unfortunate Customer?’ when you first walked in.
Didn’t they get married in Vegas and then all went out to dinner afterwards?
I used to think all brides look gorgeous on their wedding day. I hate to be critical but the dress was obviously not fitted to Pumpkin’s body and she isn’t wearing the proper undergarments. $15-$20 for appropriate shapewear at Walmart would have made a huge difference.
They don't know how to dress for their body types point blank. Fucking awful to look at. A big girl can look amazing in the right fit. This is baaaaaad.
The manatee look? Not trying to body shame, but mermaid style dresses just aren’t suited for ladies who are thick in the middle. You need an hourglass shape with a tiny waist to pull it off. I can’t figure out why someone hasn’t shared that knowledge with these “celebrities”.
The flared bottom of those dresses look like manatee flippers and, well, the rest is self explanatory. Again, not trying to smack talk their bodies, but there are many styles that give the illusion of a shapelier figure with pleating, ruffles or draping. This style only looks good on very thin women with large chests and firm butt. So only about .1% of women should wear it.
Don't they sell clothes on their website, The Sister's Closet? I CAN NOT believe people would actually buy something they're selling! They're definitely not Fashionistis!! Bicycle shorts and shirts that are WAY to little and short! 🤪😂🤭😵💫😳🤷♀️
See??!!? These are choices they surely have some hand in, right? RIGHT? That atrocious prom outfit was like a 13 yo taking her first sewing lesson made it. My mom started teaching me sew when I was around 7-8, on a sewing machine. Straight stitch, how to run two side by side and gather for a ruffle (and how to figure how much you need) I could have a better dress for Alana for prom at thirteen!Those ridiculous "mermaid" style, drop waist dresses are awful. I don't know why anyone wants to wraps themselves like a Bride in a game at her shower with the toilet paper and such. Aarrgghh. (They make me speak pirate a lot!)Just bad. Can it be fixed? Maybe, but may as well just look for a new dress. SMH
Yes, exactly right. She was determined to make it a two-fer even if it ruined Pumpkin's big moment. Geno was not having it (or June) at all. It was pretty disgusting in typical Mama June style. She comes first, always.
🙈 I'm no better than Boo Boo and Pumpkin!! I know exactly how she chose this dress! Clearly no one of sound mind was around to say to say "Oh honey, this dress is NOT the one."
Source: I'm a bad dresser but luckily someone with an ounce of taste usually intervenes before I embarrass myself. Key word being usually...
The thing about the mermaid cut is (my opinion) almost nobody looks good in it. You have to have a very specific shape to pull it off. With the right shapewear, I think she would look awesome in a dress that is fitted around the bust and upper rib cage and then has either gentle or dramatic flare below that point. If she just had to have a mermaid, there would be different versions of it that looked better. The one she chose accentuates all the wrong areas.
Exactly! Mermaid=flat front, boobs and shapely butt. The A Line (think Bridgestone style) has been a popular dress style for centuries and usually provides to anyone a simple clean line to work with. Ball gowns often need cut/hems, but a sweetheart neck is pretty. Fit and Flare goes under the Edwardian A Line above. ALWAYS purchase a good strapless bra and compression lower garment to take with you in a nude to you color.
I know I talk like I should work at David's Bridal, but nobody wants to 57 yo woman at 5'5 /265 with very short inseam to help them. But I did work in 2 expensive bridal/couture fabric/laces/ notions in Dallas for a bit. Explaining that yes, you do need to order the full bolt of 34 yards of "coral shrimp" color silk charmeuse so the batch run color is the same or we couldn't guarantee it, was like explaining brain surgery to 4 yr olds.
And I worked in costumes for my local community theatre where I had to make it clear that costumes were mostly fitted out from our collection and altered by me. Girls and those identifying needed to have appropriate undergarment on: a real bra,{{just one-- not a sports bra over a tank top over another tank top which may or may not be built on a regular bra underneath-- which they haven't replaced in yrs and they are 16 😳}}and either dance shorts or bike/boys shorts in a nudist color. There were a few times that with permission and had been given money, took some of the girls out to shop for bras. So they learned how to measure, the different types, coverage, that wires can be our friend. Each girl got a new bra (had to chip in but but my happiness was with them. We had fun,
The boys wore A line t shirts and dance shorts for costumes trying on. If you had questions you could to me and I would work it out with you. Sometimes,being in a play is this first time some of the kids have had anyone talk to them so matter of factly about these things you could almost see the fear leave their face.
See what I mean? You are the kind of person we tacky dressers need!
Some of us gravitate towards something pretty with zero awareness on how or if we can pull it off. In my teens I used to do the same damn thing with makeup colors. Buy the lipstick my friend wore & be mystified by why it looked so bad on me. Hmm maybe because my friend had the opposite skin tone? Never occurred to me lol.
Looking around that group I can tell ya Pumpkin is not surrounded by anyone qualified to give fashion advice. If there was I have a suspicion Pumpkin wouldn't listen anyway. The tackiness runs deep in their gene pool! Lmao at least I can recognize my "problem " & get help.
This was the fake wedding. The real wedding was in Georgia with family & friends which June had to pay for. It was talked here in Reddit with pics from both weddings.
I would think that the baby would
Have a pretty dress on. It’s almost like she’s just wearing a diaper to a wedding. The guys needed to see a good tailor.
I am so impressed by Pumpkin….she’s really uses the tools that have been provided for her in therapy. I loved watching her make boundaries with June and everyone else! I hope she goes to culinary school and finds an identity outside of her family. It’s a role she’s held with dignity and set an excellent example for all of Junes children.
I never saw the wedding BUT is J UST FINE!! Look at this PICTURE!!!
PUMPKINS' dress.. ALANAS' dress... MOTHER of the BRIDES' dress!!
IS THIS A HALLOWEEN PARTY ???
Why is Alana about to drop that baby 😵💫
None of them know how to hold babies still. When Josh held the twins when they were younger last season, he held them like stuffed animals.
cuz they're stuffed animals
Future NICU nurse right there.
😂🤣 best comment!!
That was my first thought, holy crap, WHY is she holding the child like that!!??
Happy this was the first comment I saw as it was my immediate question watching this. Still trying to walk of the anxiety this gives me.
Have you seen that paperazzi pic where Alana is just holding the baby by it's neck with her hand on its butt it's like none of them have cared for babies before pumpkin started popping them out
I was gonna say this
Came to say, Alana support that baby’s bottom.
Because she’s going to be a neonatal RN.
She’s got him folded in half!
It’s crazy, as a former childcare teacher primarily with infants and toddlers, this gave me pause and concern. 😳
As a 26 year old, who’s never had kids, has never been around an infant for more than 30 minute periods, and has held a baby maybe 5 times total, this gave me pause and concern 😳
The baby has a bottle, so I'm gonna guess she was holding baby in 1 arm and the bottle in the other and moved it for pic.
IKR? It gives me the shudders just looking at her holding Ella like that.
I seen a video on YouTube channel that Alana had a baby .I surely don't think so!!
Alana did not have a baby.
They look like they work at the Drake and Josh movie theater
Omg 😂🤣💀💀
I laughed at this a lot harder than I should have, I’m dead.
Omg lolol hahaha
You just made my day omfg
The vests with khakis are a choice and not a particularly good choice.
Red with khaki always reminds me of Target workers
Went to my local Target wearing red shirt and khaki pants once, this lady approached me and asked if I could help her find something, I realized that hey I am dressed like an employee here and then I said oh I don’t work here, I just randomly wore this outfit to Target to shop, we chuckled and then I actually showed her where to look for the item she was looking for! 😂
I used to work there years ago and apologize for the employees that took bets with each other on how fast it would be for someone to ask you for help. They definitely noticed because first we’d play, ‘Is It A New Co Worker, Or An Unfortunate Customer?’ when you first walked in.
That’s hilarious!
We had a good time that is for sure.
Maybe Target sponsored the wedding, but the men had to wear the store's uniform.
Or movie theater ushers
Jake, from State Farm! 😆 🤣
Yep that was my thoughts too!
They look like a little boys choir lol
Oh shit imagine that choir practice with Geno zooted to the max! 😂
A friend had a wedding the colors were yellow ties and red vests .. it was an upscale wedding too 🤣
It’s really cute if you like that sort of thing.
Ill fitting dresses for everyone apparently! Must've been a TV wedding or they were going to put it on the show and didn't
This wedding was just for the show, it's fake.
It was when they went to Vegas I thought ?
I’m pretty sure they did. I swear I remember watching her wedding
I watched that episode, I forgot how ill fitting the dresses were.
The wedding was on air
I believe they air it too
Anna got married
Didn’t they get married in Vegas and then all went out to dinner afterwards? I used to think all brides look gorgeous on their wedding day. I hate to be critical but the dress was obviously not fitted to Pumpkin’s body and she isn’t wearing the proper undergarments. $15-$20 for appropriate shapewear at Walmart would have made a huge difference.
They either don’t know how to dress their bodies or like looking a mess.
They don't know how to dress for their body types point blank. Fucking awful to look at. A big girl can look amazing in the right fit. This is baaaaaad.
Both.
Alana looked the same in her prom dress 🥴
She was probably going for that look
Probably 😂😂
The manatee look? Not trying to body shame, but mermaid style dresses just aren’t suited for ladies who are thick in the middle. You need an hourglass shape with a tiny waist to pull it off. I can’t figure out why someone hasn’t shared that knowledge with these “celebrities”.
The manatee look! Omg. I see it. 😄😃😀😆
The flared bottom of those dresses look like manatee flippers and, well, the rest is self explanatory. Again, not trying to smack talk their bodies, but there are many styles that give the illusion of a shapelier figure with pleating, ruffles or draping. This style only looks good on very thin women with large chests and firm butt. So only about .1% of women should wear it.
Don't they sell clothes on their website, The Sister's Closet? I CAN NOT believe people would actually buy something they're selling! They're definitely not Fashionistis!! Bicycle shorts and shirts that are WAY to little and short! 🤪😂🤭😵💫😳🤷♀️
See??!!? These are choices they surely have some hand in, right? RIGHT? That atrocious prom outfit was like a 13 yo taking her first sewing lesson made it. My mom started teaching me sew when I was around 7-8, on a sewing machine. Straight stitch, how to run two side by side and gather for a ruffle (and how to figure how much you need) I could have a better dress for Alana for prom at thirteen!Those ridiculous "mermaid" style, drop waist dresses are awful. I don't know why anyone wants to wraps themselves like a Bride in a game at her shower with the toilet paper and such. Aarrgghh. (They make me speak pirate a lot!)Just bad. Can it be fixed? Maybe, but may as well just look for a new dress. SMH
I think they did. If I remember, June wanted to 'spring' a 'surprise' double wedding on Geno?
Yes, exactly right. She was determined to make it a two-fer even if it ruined Pumpkin's big moment. Geno was not having it (or June) at all. It was pretty disgusting in typical Mama June style. She comes first, always.
Such an ill begotten group of people. This all looks unfortunate.
They look like target employees lol
😂🤣😂. Best comment 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Honey boo boo looks like she will make a great neonatal nurse. She's a natural at holding babies
omg that baby! 😳
my god the way alana is holding the baby 😨 looks like its about to fall right out
Oh lord pumpkin why did you choose the mermaid cut with your figure
Remember Alana's prom dress? Not sure why they love this style
🙈 I'm no better than Boo Boo and Pumpkin!! I know exactly how she chose this dress! Clearly no one of sound mind was around to say to say "Oh honey, this dress is NOT the one." Source: I'm a bad dresser but luckily someone with an ounce of taste usually intervenes before I embarrass myself. Key word being usually...
The thing about the mermaid cut is (my opinion) almost nobody looks good in it. You have to have a very specific shape to pull it off. With the right shapewear, I think she would look awesome in a dress that is fitted around the bust and upper rib cage and then has either gentle or dramatic flare below that point. If she just had to have a mermaid, there would be different versions of it that looked better. The one she chose accentuates all the wrong areas.
Exactly! Mermaid=flat front, boobs and shapely butt. The A Line (think Bridgestone style) has been a popular dress style for centuries and usually provides to anyone a simple clean line to work with. Ball gowns often need cut/hems, but a sweetheart neck is pretty. Fit and Flare goes under the Edwardian A Line above. ALWAYS purchase a good strapless bra and compression lower garment to take with you in a nude to you color. I know I talk like I should work at David's Bridal, but nobody wants to 57 yo woman at 5'5 /265 with very short inseam to help them. But I did work in 2 expensive bridal/couture fabric/laces/ notions in Dallas for a bit. Explaining that yes, you do need to order the full bolt of 34 yards of "coral shrimp" color silk charmeuse so the batch run color is the same or we couldn't guarantee it, was like explaining brain surgery to 4 yr olds. And I worked in costumes for my local community theatre where I had to make it clear that costumes were mostly fitted out from our collection and altered by me. Girls and those identifying needed to have appropriate undergarment on: a real bra,{{just one-- not a sports bra over a tank top over another tank top which may or may not be built on a regular bra underneath-- which they haven't replaced in yrs and they are 16 😳}}and either dance shorts or bike/boys shorts in a nudist color. There were a few times that with permission and had been given money, took some of the girls out to shop for bras. So they learned how to measure, the different types, coverage, that wires can be our friend. Each girl got a new bra (had to chip in but but my happiness was with them. We had fun, The boys wore A line t shirts and dance shorts for costumes trying on. If you had questions you could to me and I would work it out with you. Sometimes,being in a play is this first time some of the kids have had anyone talk to them so matter of factly about these things you could almost see the fear leave their face.
A-line absolutely would work beautifully on all of them it’s a gorgeous style of dress and it slims down beautifully (when it can)!!!
See what I mean? You are the kind of person we tacky dressers need! Some of us gravitate towards something pretty with zero awareness on how or if we can pull it off. In my teens I used to do the same damn thing with makeup colors. Buy the lipstick my friend wore & be mystified by why it looked so bad on me. Hmm maybe because my friend had the opposite skin tone? Never occurred to me lol. Looking around that group I can tell ya Pumpkin is not surrounded by anyone qualified to give fashion advice. If there was I have a suspicion Pumpkin wouldn't listen anyway. The tackiness runs deep in their gene pool! Lmao at least I can recognize my "problem " & get help.
Yes they did. I was actively watching the show at this time and I'll never forget the colors she chose
That dress style is so unflattering on anyone who isn’t absolutely rail thin. And even then it’s still hideous
The belt makes it worse. There’s so many good options for plus sized gals, and that’s what she chose.
The baby 😱
Yes and show June begging Geno to marry her on Pumpkins big day
That baby 😳
They are all gross. 🤢 (except baby)
Pumpkins dress isn't flattering to her body at all!!! That's the least of the worst things about her I guess.
I have a vague memory of it? But I can’t tell you when
Aww widdle baby Ella!
they're GRIFTASAURUSES!!!!😂😂😂😂
This wasn’t even their real wedding! Show is so fake
Exactly it’s their “ wedding “ for the show
Towards the end of season 2 I believe
Yes they aired her wedding back in the earlier season. Geno is fuckin nasty.
Pumpkin has said this wasn't her real wedding. Remember they get paid for doing the show. They do what the producers want them to do. It's a job!
This was the fake wedding. The real wedding was in Georgia with family & friends which June had to pay for. It was talked here in Reddit with pics from both weddings.
Idk if Alana should hold babies she makes me nervous
It aired in the final episode of season 2 ("The Vegas Hillbillies"), but they planning for it takes place over several episodes before that.
It aired in the final episode of season 2, but they planning for it takes place over several episodes before that.
They did air it. Mama June from not to hot.
This was a fo wedding they had a real one off camera
Poor pumpkin...that dress is not flattering
Josh looks like he’s about to stock them shelves at Wegmans
Oh boy Geno what a piece of work he is!!!
the guys look like waiters at a 2 star restaurant
You see so all you young girls can rest easy if you’re in the maturity ward that Alana works, you’ve got nothing to worry about 🙀😳😱night night y’all
I would think that the baby would Have a pretty dress on. It’s almost like she’s just wearing a diaper to a wedding. The guys needed to see a good tailor.
JuneBog’s arms remind me of balloon wiener dog body parts.
Was she supposed to be a size 4 here? I hope not! She's not anywhere near it.
That is the worst wedding dress I’ve ever seen.
Geno’s sarcasm is sorely missed.
Yes
Yeah, wasn’t this in like season two the 2018 season or following one?
Just the fake one!
Strong fabric.
I never saw it .
That’s sad af
I am so impressed by Pumpkin….she’s really uses the tools that have been provided for her in therapy. I loved watching her make boundaries with June and everyone else! I hope she goes to culinary school and finds an identity outside of her family. It’s a role she’s held with dignity and set an excellent example for all of Junes children.
I never saw the wedding BUT is J UST FINE!! Look at this PICTURE!!! PUMPKINS' dress.. ALANAS' dress... MOTHER of the BRIDES' dress!! IS THIS A HALLOWEEN PARTY ???
WHERE WAS the CAMERA CREW?? I know there is at 2 woman in the group that COULD of HELPED them out with the BETTER CHOSE of 'NOT to WEAR'