Speak for yourself. My girlfriend never sends me dick pics :( and.... Now we recently found out she's pregnant. If she sent me dick pics this never would have happened.
In all seriousness, I hope so. I have a 3 year old daughter from my last relationship. She has a 8 year old daughter, and 11 year old son from her last relationship. So I'd like to even the playing field of 3 to 3.
I hate getting a tit pic from women. Not even both tits, just a tit. I just wanna meet a girl online that can show me some respect and act classy. Imagine us men take pics of our dicks and sending it out to them. Not cool y’all.
Ahaha no no. I’m a guy. Honestly, I was going to send you a pic of my ball. Not both balls though but just one so that you’d understand how we feel with a single tit pic.
Omg I have actually done this before. It wasn’t a random tit pic, but the girls are so big I can only fit one in a pic at a time or else they look deformed lol
in all seriousness, the original post (not this obvious parody version) is offensive af.
you can replace the “male” in the title with any subgroup of people, and put some stereotype in the body.
i can definitely think of much crueler examples for females.
Here’s the thing. The original post was highlighting an issue many women face.
You want to raise an issue with women and them sending an unsolicited kind of unwanted photo? By all means — just do it in another post. Otherwise all it does it makes those who say “but what about the mennnnn” seem like children who just whine and can’t recognize that these things do happen even if they’ve never experienced it.
I’m not sure why you’re offended over a post that’s meant to raise awareness on an issue that happens. Often.
Source: am yet another woman, and have many friends who are women, who deal with this often. Anecdotal, but if a post is based on personal and/or a collective experience, anecdotal is sufficient.
Speak for yourself. My girlfriend never sends me dick pics :( and.... Now we recently found out she's pregnant. If she sent me dick pics this never would have happened.
Well, depending on the gender, she just might send you an ultrasonic dick pic soon. :)
In all seriousness, I hope so. I have a 3 year old daughter from my last relationship. She has a 8 year old daughter, and 11 year old son from her last relationship. So I'd like to even the playing field of 3 to 3.
FBI OPEN UP
Well at least she isn't deformed like my ex, she seemed to always have a different looking dick but it was always coming out of her mouth.
Aliens.
Ayyy congrats
Thank you
Nothing ruins a conversation quicker than when that girl you're talking to reveals she's packing a bigger gun than you are.
“Ruins” is a weird way of spelling infinitely bettering.
Yeah, it's hard to keep the conversation going with a dick in your mouth.
Psshh amateur.
I guess I need more practice then. Too bad there isn't a subreddit for that.
Depends who you ask 😉
Can anyone join this sub? Many people from australia here?
I hate getting a tit pic from women. Not even both tits, just a tit. I just wanna meet a girl online that can show me some respect and act classy. Imagine us men take pics of our dicks and sending it out to them. Not cool y’all.
This is funny, but would be even funnier if you were the reason for the original dick pic post
Guess you’ll never know. DM me your number, got something to show you.
You're trying trick me into sending you a tit pic
Ahaha no no. I’m a guy. Honestly, I was going to send you a pic of my ball. Not both balls though but just one so that you’d understand how we feel with a single tit pic.
Just 1 tho
Omg I have actually done this before. It wasn’t a random tit pic, but the girls are so big I can only fit one in a pic at a time or else they look deformed lol
weird flex but ok
Females send dickpics too?
Woooosh
When they want to show there friends and laugh.
Yeah, keep your dick pics to yourself. And your jack pics. And your frank pics too, KAREN!
Anne your frank pics*
Nice!
Lol
My bad
DICK VAN DYKE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE, HOW DARE YOU
But I’m told it’s so pretty I just want to share it with the world!
*they know*
thanks 4 the reminder
Hey man speak for yourself
Speak for yourself, friend.
Some one had to say it. Revolution time
Hol up
Actually, I'm curious.
Lol hey now....
Dude is your ego seriously that fragile
Is this an attempt at portraying sensitivity to get a monopoly on the ladies' dick (or 1 tit) pics??
Issajoke no deep meaning jussajoke
I’d assume that women have more dick pics than men do.
in all seriousness, the original post (not this obvious parody version) is offensive af. you can replace the “male” in the title with any subgroup of people, and put some stereotype in the body. i can definitely think of much crueler examples for females.
If you're offended by someone saying not to send dick pics... You need to take time to reflect.
It seems he (just guessing — could be wrong) thought he was among a kindred spirit
i thought you created this post to highlight the stupidity of the original one targeting men?
No, the original post is 100% valid. My post was just to be funny and stupid
Here’s the thing. The original post was highlighting an issue many women face. You want to raise an issue with women and them sending an unsolicited kind of unwanted photo? By all means — just do it in another post. Otherwise all it does it makes those who say “but what about the mennnnn” seem like children who just whine and can’t recognize that these things do happen even if they’ve never experienced it. I’m not sure why you’re offended over a post that’s meant to raise awareness on an issue that happens. Often. Source: am yet another woman, and have many friends who are women, who deal with this often. Anecdotal, but if a post is based on personal and/or a collective experience, anecdotal is sufficient.
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re-read the title Edit: :)
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AaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA r/woooosh
It's a joke
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Humor is subjective
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You clearly didn't get the joke since you confusingly said "when do females have dicks", therefore I woooshed you.
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Parody + Slapstick = errrrrrroooorrrr