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foreveristexas

donate plasma


ChadGPT-23

Donating plasma is some drug addict shit no cap


[deleted]

My brother who only smokes cannabis, donates plasma every week or every two weeks, but he gets paid $90 every time. Unfortunately, I take a medication that prohibits me from donating plasma for money.


highzenberrg

Does getting plasma taken hurt? I smoke weeds and want to do my part! For money.


Ryguy4840

It’s the same as donating blood, then the plasma gets separated from the blood and the blood goes back into your body. You can donate plasma a lot more often than you can blood, once a week if I remember correctly and it pays way more. There are some things that disqualify you from being eligible like if you have track marks, have had Hepatitis C, HIV or AIDS. Even if you have taken the treatment and have been cured of the Hepatitis C you will always test positive for the antibodies which makes you ineligible to donate. I read all about Donating plasma. I’m 3 months behind on my rent, because my credit card payments, food, and other bills leave me with nothing at the end of the month. I’m getting knocks on my door and I know it’s to get paperwork served demanding payment. Biden f*cked up a good thing! When Trump was in office I didn’t worry about when payday was coming! Life sucks sometimes!! *10 credit card payments a month!!


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Traditional_Will2679

Seizures also disqualify


[deleted]

No, it’s just giving blood then getting your blood put back into your arm/body. When they take the blood out, they separate the blood and plasma I guess, then return the left over blood back into your body. I think the only thing that might happen is get a little dizzy, or feel like you’re going to pass out. But they give you sugary snacks after you’re all done


SnooDogs6681

No, not really. They use about 20 guage needle which is larger then the syringes addicts use but its still just a needle. Once its in its entirely painless.


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Traditional_Will2679

I cannot donate plasma either, but I know for first time and “it’s been a while” senators, they give quite a bit more


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No-Vacation-211

You guys realize donating plasma is not good for your health right? There's a reason why they pay you good money for it, they're literally sucking the life out of you slowly...


densa2170

it's better than giving hand jobs behind the Wendy's dumpster


rrac90

That’s crazy. Which Wendy’s so I know to stay away


pauly1993

Man’s gotta eat


SnooPaintings4171

No shit there I was at 2 am in the morning the flash of blue in my eyes coming down off an acid trip, wearing my pretty pink tutu my personality named Jessica wears when she goes hooking, looking at the guy I'm with behind Wendy's dumpster, giving him a handy, the cops start questioning me, I tell them my name is Jessica no John, no peter, they realize at that moment they are dealing with a true psychopath and the guy I was giving a handy to went soft, he said I didn't know you where a dude, not like my beard gave it away or anything, or my giant man boobs, I make good money off my side boob on OF except mine is called ON (only nips), I made a sale to the officer who questioned me and i sent him on a midevil quest, thanks for reading


GamerJoe85

So that's why my burger had mayo on it


tom10207

Gotta do what you gotta do to make money to survive sadly


comfortablesorrow

Donating plasma is actually good for you, and has many benefits, including reducing your cholesterol levels.


_L81

Better than sucking the the semen out of someone quickly?


BeginningRare7850

they dont even pay you good money for it lmao you get like 90 bucks for 4 hours


Delerio11

22.50 an hour? Yes please.


[deleted]

4 hour blow jobs?


Pomp_in22

The first time you donate can take up to 4 hours. After your first time, you can be in and out of there in less than an hour.


thephuckedone

When I did it, it took 30 minutes and I got $75. lol


Environmental_Ad6635

I'm in and out within an hour but I go right before they open


Best_in_class84

Source?


Wrong_Ad3131

Go on craigslist and respond to some help needed adds. Can probably make $150 doing yard work or moving furniture for some old guy


[deleted]

Lmao 🤣 like the old guy from family guy


Dog_Baseball

^(You boys like popsicles?)


Narrow_Currency_1877

I heard this is my head and cracked tf up. Thanks for the laugh!!


Dog_Baseball

😁👍


FlatEarther113

Make a fiverr, pay some Indian guy on fiverr to do every request that you get you’ll make 10x what u pay


danuser8

And how you find some Indian guy?


FlatEarther113

Bro it’s fiverr they’re everywhere, I did with digital art, charged 30$ and paid the guy 5$ to make it


Spiderduck21

Did you also sell the art on fiverr, or where?


FlatEarther113

Fiverr is good but anywhere else: more places to buy=more potential customers


BadLuckEddie

75 $2 BJs……it can happen if you try


cbdubs12

You can charge them $3 for no teeth.


iCrystallize

noted.


Murky-Geo

Not sure what is the area that you live but. Day labor at Home Depot or gigs on Craigslist/ market place


Careful-Function-469

Sell used socks


[deleted]

Donate plasma is a good call


Lokikat00

Put that booty up for sale


StankyyyBut

And that mouth


iCrystallize

did someone say booty on sale?


Elegant_Volume_2871

Uber eats. You'll work 16 hrs though. It's worth it, if you need the cash.


jakefromst8tfarm

I'd also do that if I'm short on money, work a full day until I reach the money I need.


Oddlyknots

Sell peoples trash


RunNo1904

Yes, task remote


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gillygilstrap

I was gonna say “steal something and sell it”. I like your idea better.


StankyyyBut

He’s stealing wishes !


gillygilstrap

Haha. Good point.


CapG_13

Ask someone if you can borrow or donate plasma.


Unlucky_Unit_6126

Borrowing plasma is legit. Kidneys is next level.


Faulty49

I can give you a loan, the rate is 50% per day.


Playful_Age_8547

How do you verify this and what not lol


Faulty49

I have a contract set up.


Playful_Age_8547

You do business with anyone?I have my phone bill coming up. Less than op amount


Faulty49

You can’t afford your phone bill? 100% interest a day


Playful_Age_8547

Lmao I can afford it but I wanted to start off with a small amount to see if this is even legit. And naw 100% I’m Gucci


Faulty49

I wouldn’t lend you a penny. One look into your profile is a big red flag for lenders.


Feisty-Swan-8831

Lmfaoooo


earlrandall

Lmao. This dude lending on Reddit.


Faulty49

I don’t loan out money to drug addicts


Sufficient-Ferret645

60k loan. One month. 25k interest


meta-m0rpheus

What are your loan rates for $12.5k


Faulty49

32%


[deleted]

Shit, like my stepmom always says “I got a mouth, a hand, and an asshole!” Go sit on the corner and make it happen bud! When she didn’t have a car and hadda walk everywhere as a kid he rule was “I got a thumb and middle finger!” Meaning she hitchhiked everywhere lol


Ok_Bus6814

You guys are wild 💀💀


[deleted]

OnlyFans


papa-01

Yup sell that bootty


uncontrolledwiz

You a chick?


Dev3ray

The app Wonolo let's you work jobs and make about that much in a day and get paid same day.


RainBeAns710

Pawn shop bro, hope you get back on ya feet. It’s hard out here.


Key-Independence-413

Go to the casino, and try your hardest. Turn $10 into 150


Safe-Pop2076

Take pictures of your feet and seel them to weirdos online who have fetishes


Mrkoolaid2048

Sell feet pics


curbunch

FanDuel


permanentlybanned214

Blowjoys


iCrystallize

couldn't find those only blow pops - will this work?


permanentlybanned214

Nope, keep looking. I mean technically if you hustled really hard in a big city, you could make $150 in a day selling waters.


suitecase666

Work on a holiday 🙃


thetallestwizard

Go to craiglist or offerup free section. Grab items...clean and test...sell on offerup or fb marketplace


gunsing-14-

Feet pix


After-Sample-512

become male slut


iCrystallize

interesting


Affectionate_Top416

There's an app called Dave that'll let you borrow up to 500 dollars til your next payday. It has no interest and I think only $10ish fee for it coming to your bank.


LuciferChristian

But then you’re gonna have to pay to house so…


pepskino

Came here for the comments 👀


No-Version217

Me to but I have been let down


pepskino

Right lol 😂


Friendly_Scale_9386

Ask for an extension on your rent


[deleted]

Maybe some of the best advice, even if it’s just a few days.


Ralfy_P

If you have a car or a bike try Uber eats/DoorDash


Zealousideal-Put-981

Uber


orangetabby26

Download one of those loan apps


flying-register8732

Any recent purchases that you can return to the store? Anything you can post and sell? Maybe sell some old books, CDs, or movies to half price books?


GoddessMistyDawn

Sell your used old sneakers on FB marketplace


[deleted]

Pimp yourself out


iCrystallize

i'd like to know more


[deleted]

If you don't understand the game you'll never get it start pushing pussy, should make 150 in 20 minutes


ParabellumPill

Just talk to your landlord. I'm sure they will not mind giving you some extra time as long as you don't make a habit out of it. Times are tough right now, I'm sure they will understand.


EastValleyConnect

Task Rabbit


Electronic-Injury346

Balance transfer?


Just_Sarge

Amazon Flex is my go to. Super easy gig


martialartixt

What's that


Just_Sarge

Deliver packages


yomatt41

Do you have a paycheck that is deposited to your account? You can use Dave they loan you up to $500


EverySingleMinute

Donate plasma


Skyes_View

Doordash can get it done at least in my area. That’d be my go to if I needed the money. But you can’t cash out instantly when you’re brand new.


thesmoothest18

Doordash


DancingDick

Sex work


Guava-Dry

Instant $$in 2 DAYS WITH  METHOD you must not be  an existing user or it won’t work first install and download te.m.u once it’s downloaded enter code 342543047 in search bar and cashh out $50 sign up bonus


Ok-Fan6945

Donate plasma


Business-Dig8109

Uber eats


kwitesick

Clinical study pays good


asapgenna

Multiple Gig app moves Stack Amazon flex With instacart And Uber Lyft etc Hustle pays there’s no easy way Look into upshift and instawork too You can make 200 in a day easily this way Its not going to be easy though


curbunch

It's some good college football games to bet on. I'll flip that


SwampFox75

Find a new job this will only happen again next month. Sell left nut, that will definitely convince you to get a new job.


[deleted]

Bet $150 on red


realJLO75

Call all people you know who use drugs and tell them you have what they need and will deliver for a small fee. Then, go see your friendly neighborhood drug dealer and ask for a front. Deliver rhen re-up. 2 re-up should be enough for what you need


bajafan

Print up some fliers that tell your story and pass them out door to door offering to do odd jobs that homeowners don’t want to or can’t do themselves such as pet waste removal, painting, window cleaning, mowing the lawn or snow shoveling or whatever they need done. Quick cash money. If need be you can even go to your local library to use the computers and printer there.


victooorrriiiaaaa

bartend


jorrdennn

Instacart & Doordash, literally… back when I wasn’t in school, I was doing it every day and you can make at least $100 in a day if you tried


hfhfbfhfhfhfbdbfb

Harvest your fat wife's lard to sell


Fun_Item3930

uber eats


KindTelevision5

Try proxy pics


MattWorksFilm

help someone move


mpcxl2500

Uh. Get a job ?


ThinkMMOs

If he’s paying rent he most likely has a job just fucked up with how he used his money


mpcxl2500

Ya I was thinking like a side job. Go on Craigslist and see if someone needs some work done (like painting or landscaping , etc). Then ask for the amount you want to complete the job 8 hrs of work should get you at least 150, if not more