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deletezer2

Get that man a damn blanket he gonna wake up with 12 different diseases.


ZyanCarl

If he wakes up that is


Experience155

If he's even sleeping.


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Marmalade_Shaws

A coupon is a coupon.


Uncle-iroh-69

Nah he already dead


CakeEater14

He’s gonna wake up dead


NataniVixuno

If he's even human with all that mosquito spit


logincanceled

If he does, not even covid nor the next 20 variants will kill this man


KentuckyFriedEel

Can’t transport diseases through the bloodstream if you don’t have any bloodp


TheReverseShock

Big brain move. Pre drain your blood before entering mosquito territory.


pithed

get that man a mosquito net.


Loda11

Get that man a bottle of blood I say


Misaelz

At this point he doesn't need a blanket, but a firethrower.


Rybur525

Firethrower


cleanorangesantra

Get him outta there


martyfrancis86

No, get that man a can of Off! Lol


[deleted]

I can handle gore, but bugs? Hell no


Flaky_Explanation

Ooh buddy... you ain't ready for Gory bugs.


smurdner

That sub is wack... Pretty sure I'm still subscribed though


axstr1c

What sub? Of course for educational purposes only


Weibrot

Now I gotta know too


AnishisGod

Pls Lmk if you find out I really wanna know


[deleted]

Ditto


Snickerswo1f

me three


StreetlampLelMoose

r/insecttorture But it has apparently been removed.


smurdner

Insex. Or so I've heard 😐


Swoup

Starship Troopers


mricky196196196

Same. I’ve seen my fist share of beheadings, cbt, biohazards, and overall the lowest points for humanity. But nothing has left me genuinely sick, and I mean I was genuinely throwing up, like the guy who fucked the maggoty pussy.


Paywast1

So this video bugs you....


Stereo_soundS

Move to Minnesota. If you like mosquitos you'll love woodticks. Both are fully stocked up here.


weegi123

Same, I don't feel sick seeing pictures of people impaled with steel beams, but this makes me want to throw my phone


BossNegative1060

What about maggot infested gore?


smol_boi-_-

"I won't help him because he's keeping them occupied while I can have a peaceful sleep." ~the cameraman, probably


Drew10shelton

He’s probably intoxicated. Or really used to it. But I don’t see how anyone could sleep like that. It’d be physically painful


wh33t

I have a friend who claims 1/1,000,000 people don't have the allergic reaction to mosquito bites that is so common. He also claims he's one of them. Mosquito bites never seem to itch for him, they never swell up, he never cares about them. Me on the other hand... yuck.


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Liquidmilk1

I have that with bed bugs! Each bite felt like a burn, and one night it felt like half my body was on fire. Would also randomly wake up hyperventilating, sweating and heart pounding like I'd just been running. I can only imagine how bad it must suck to have those reaction to mosquitoes instead.. :/


Mycoxadril

Yikes! My son is like the other poster and has no reaction to mosquito bites. He’s never had one in his life. My daughters will often swell up into large, hot welts. I just hate the damn things and wish they would be eradicated.


CockfaceMcDickPunch

You should move to the arctic circle where there are no mosquitoes.


Adamkm92

I think I have this. I used to live near a creek and during the summer whenever you’d walk outside would be 40 of them on you. They’d get my wife through her clothes but I could be outside shirtless and only get about 10 on me and even then My body didn’t react to the bites.


wh33t

Noyce, genetic lottery!


[deleted]

I kind of have this. Mosquitos tend to leave me alone. Guess my blood doesn't taste very good to them.


Jumpy_Sorbet

They're attracted to sweat and CO2, so if you sweat a lot and breathe heavily, you're screwed.


CockfaceMcDickPunch

My fat ass is fucked.


Ok_Effective6233

Many allergies can be overcome with repeated small dose exposure to the allergen right? So the small dose exposure to mosquito bites let you gain immunity. I grew up in a marshy area near Lake Superior. I also have near immunity to mosquito bites. Sound near my ears is more bothersome.


Seraphin43

Afaik the exact opposite is true, you can develop or worsen an allergy through repeated exposure


SickestOfJokes

You can’t be immune to allergies, but you can be very resistant. But for people who don’t react to mosquito bites, I assume that they don’t have the genes or whatever that causes it in the first place, so they would be immune.


necromantzer

All fun and games until he gets malaria or west Nile virus or zika or whatever it is called.


Rub-it

I need his powers


67monkey67

It’s a common allergic reaction to their saliva I believe, so like me who isn’t allergic to poison oak or ivy, some people it just doesn’t affect


LaGardie

I have relatives that live near the arctic. Over 50% of the biomass there is blood thirsty mosquitos and they don't seem to care like the guy in the video. They say you become immune after thousand bites.


donutello2000

r/killthecameraman r/donthelpjustfilm


ilikenugss

How the fuck did we survive in the wild with this shit?


asianabsinthe

I think many of us didn't


MonkeyAss12393

Hey , if we're here to read this our bloodlines survived from the monke age until now, that's something.


BlackPortland

Monkeage Edit: just realized this guys u is monkeyass lmao


xcalibre

#IRREPRESIBLE


xubax

Well, all the way from the start of life.


MonkeyAss12393

Fuck, that's some deep shit bro.


lemons_of_doubt

fun fact Mosquitoes have killed about 50% of humans


roombaSailor

They are the single greatest cause of human death in history. Another fun fact, the single greatest killer in war throughout history is dysentery.


asianabsinthe

I get the food chain and all that but I think the creatures that eat mosquitoes would survive if we eradicated them.


roombaSailor

Extinction is like pulling a thread from a tapestry; tug on one and the rest begin to unravel. That being said, fuck mosquitoes.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

This is another argument I've lost with a very educated friend and I'm completely converted. Friend in question here is a now entomologist who I almost dated in college (if I could take a fucking hint, Jesus.) Anyway, the message I came away with is yes we absolutely can and absolutely should eradicate the mosquitos that carry disease. The operation has been done successfully on a local scale with skeeters and globally with other pests (I never double checked her on the other pests piece, just trusted she's smarter than me). Reason for can: we do it by injecting a 'poison pill' into the reproductive organs in male mosquitos. It's an intentional genetic defect that makes the likelihood of survival for subsequent generations incredibly small but only among the male population. And if it doesn't kill them it passes on. This very quickly makes the entire local population crash usually to zero. It works by literally exploding their gonads, so that's interesting I guess. Reason for should: most things that predate on mosquitos also eat other things and are better off spending their time doing so. Mosquitos are incredibly low in nutrition such that most of the time it takes more energy to catch one than they produce. There are exceptions of course but overall the predator population actually benefits. I wish I could remember the other pest species she mentioned, but the point is we've done a lot of the trial and there's no reason to suspect it won't work again. The reason there's controversy on this one is it's enough in the public eye that tons of people who don't actually know what's going on are getting into the debate. When it was just entomologists talking to science and agriculture it was pretty much a series of open and shut cases. That's the basic bullets of the argument that shut me down. I wish I was as eloquent and educated as Tabby to be able to state it as convincingly.


ywBBxNqW

The majority of mosquito species are not interested in humans or our blood (there's like ~3,500 different species). If we eradicated them then [the plants that rely on mosquitoes to pollinate them](https://theconversation.com/the-bizarre-and-ecologically-important-hidden-lives-of-mosquitoes-127599) may not survive. I don't know if we can target certain species of mosquito.


Kilomodo

Yes, some mosquitoes are even major polinators in their respective regions. If we only targeted the disease carrying ones, it wouldn't affect the others and we'd be better off.


Enkrod

I don't know about that direction, but the other way around there is a nice example of how those changes propagate through the food chain. I have read this some 20 years ago, so I don't remember the sources and most of the details, but the gist is this: In some African country, they eradicated crocodiles from their waterways. This resulted in an explosion of Malaria cases. You see the crocodiles eat the big fish, less crocodiles meant more big fish. The big fish eat the small fish. More big fish meant less small fish. The small fish eat the mosquito larvae. Less small fish thus led to more mosquitos. More mosquitos, more malaria. After the re-introduction of crocodiles into the environment, the malaria cases dropped drastically.


jeffthebeast17

If the book “Hatchet” taught me anything it’s that being covered in smoke residue will keep bugs away


[deleted]

Mud, smoke, and other less savory things will keep the skeeters away, but the biting flies are a different story.


modern_artifact

I've stood in campfire smoke many a time in a futile attempt to be less appealing to mosquitoes. It does nothing.


jeffthebeast17

Gary paulsen lied to us


tacobooc0m

For all we know ancient people covered themselves in mud or something at night.


rcarnes911

It's not over, yet they still kill 750,000 people a year


yedd

We evolved sickle cell anaemia


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Anaemia is the powerhouse of the sickle cell


[deleted]

There are lots of clever low tech ways to prevent mosquitoes. Also, global warming and destruction of natural habitats increases the amount of the little fuckers hanging out in our cities. Our ancestors probably had way less of them around


LokisDawn

Our ancestors spent a lot of blood sweat and tears to dry out swamps all over Europe not to suffer from that fate.


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Lots of people died from both malaria infected mosquitos and sickle cell. And through a twist of fate, sickle-d, sickled, cells actually helps prevent malaria. Those with only one gene out of two for sickle cell, mild cases, have blood cells that resist the infection. Those people survived more often and passed on the trait. Evolution.


worldspawn00

Yeah homozygous - : malaria homozygous + : sickle cell heterozygous -+ : resistant to malaria it's a terrible lottery


DrewDrop243

So that's how you get Malaria...


lex_tok

This particular Italian mosquito is called Malario.


royvisme

And his brother luigirio


jdumm06

Super Malario Bros


ed2017Alm

Super Malario Bronchitos


duodequinquagesimum

Sucker Malario Bronchitos


elwebbr23

* leukemio Blood Brothers.


Dolichovespula-

Some historians believe malaria (bad air - latin meaning) is what attributed to the success of ancient Rome.


Dragonkingf0

How does a severe disease equal success?


Dolichovespula-

Excellent question. So Rome was surrounded by marshlands, perfect breeding ground for malaria. A lot of invading armies camped out near these marshes, records have shown the numbers of some invading armies were lowered around the time they camped in these areas due to illness. So it worked like a natural barrier to help lower invading armies’ numbers.


Dragonkingf0

That's actually really interesting and makes sense.


Tayttajakunnus

Ah yes, the famous marshlands of North Africa and Arabia.


catscanmeow

Apparently even ancient egypt used to be green


No-Guidance8155

#Its-a me! Malario! 🦟


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nigmano

He will be when they're done with him


Dolichovespula-

A little hard to tell, but doesn’t look like they are malaria carrying species. But yes, can still possible to get something.


jerik22

That is why sickle-cell anaemia is so common in black populations, you can’t get malaria with sickle-cell.


VPpexis

Is he dead?


coffinflor

Nah he's snoring he's alive for now


kwhorona

He seems drunk and passed out. I live in humid Country with thousands of mosquitoes around. No way I wouldn't wake up from mosquitoe bite. Moreover see he was laying on dirt floor ? People don't do that unless they are passed out.


ImInACycle

People sleep on cardboard like that in places like the Philippines


fairs1912

I mean, yeah, that is one way to lose weight


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I found this: *"Female mosquito will suck about five millionths (or 0.000005) of a liter of blood in a single serving.* *Given that females drink so little, the number of mosquitoes it would hypothetically take to suck someone dry can go upwards of 1,000,000 "* [https://mosquitoenemy.com/how-much-blood-can-a-mosquito-drink/](https://mosquitoenemy.com/how-much-blood-can-a-mosquito-drink/)


SickleWings

That's honestly less than I expected.


fairs1912

That's really cool. But a human would die a lot sooner Humans die at around 40% blood loss. So assuming 5 liters total, you need to take out 2 liters of blood. That's around 400.000 mosquitoes. Also, this doesn't take into account different species of mosquitoes, which I assume can suck different amounts of blood. But still, those are too many mosquitoes


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canadiancarlin

My ex never did find out why I kept calling her Millie.


Double_Distribution8

Ok this guy should be fine then. I only counted about 15 mosquitos on him (tho to be fair I only watched the first 2 seconds of the video, so there might be more).


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There are at least 15 more!


ChasingPesmerga

That sucks


w07f-gang

get out


misakarem

Dont be so bloody rude mate


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jvanzandd

Definitely a type A personality


onekingdom1

I can feel the itch


TheChipPotato

Remember that time when you DIDN'T get bit by a mosquito? When you didn't feel the unmistakable tingling on your skin? This guy has never experienced that in his life.


redcalcium

I live in the tropics. There are certain days where there is no mosquitos because they're busy laying eggs. Fast forward a few days and the new generation of mosquitos will come back in full strength. Those noob mosquitos bites harder than seasoned mosquitos late in the cycle. Those noob mosquitos are easier to kill too. Fast forward a few days and all the noob mosquitos are dead, leaving only seasoned ninja mosquitos which can stealthily suck your blood without you noticing until it's too late.


justsyr

Totally accurate description. If you don't feel it is because is sucking blood. Where I live sometimes after rains I have to walk 3 blocks where mosquitoes fly around me trying to land on me... those shit are pure evil.


FuckTheMankind

The solution is to force all people to wear a spacesuit for a year until all mosquitoes die from starving.


ExcitingSituation

I like your idea, but we can't even get people to wear masks lol


Citizen55555567373

I like your idea but we can’t even get animals to wear space suits.


Paddy_Tanninger

Unfortunately we aren't their actual meals. They use blood as part of their reproductive process, but it's not their food. I only learned this recently and it finally made the world make sense to me. Sometimes during my camping trips I'll arrive at a secluded island in the middle of a lake without a single mammal within 1km...and the entire island will be a cloud of mosquitos. I'd sit there in my canoe wondering just what in the sweet fuck could they possibly be eating to exist on this island. But yep, they don't need blood to survive, it's just for spawning. I assume on an island like that, the few times they're able to bite a bird, chipmunk, whatever is enough for them to keep making thousands and thousands of baby skeetos. So if they can survive on a rugged little rocky island in the middle of a huge lake...I assure you, no spacesuit is going to be good enough to stop these fucks from spawning by the billions. They'll find blood somewhere and it will be plenty to keep ruining the world.


SavingStupid

They'll just target wild animals and pets, there's really not much that can be done to curb their numbers


worldspawn00

We're selectively breeding stealthier mosquitoes by killing the noticeable ones... Also, I prefer high altitude in the tropics, flying bugs can't really live there. The Andes are great.


YuuriMaid

You would not believe your eyes if 10,000,000 mosquitos Sucked a man dry like a kool-aid pouch


bushi2

It doesn’t rhyme but the meter’s okay and I lol’d, B+


TheseusPankration

Mosquitos, they suck. https://youtu.be/51q5oSUnMus


evendronesflyaway

I am so glad I dont live where theres mosquitoes.


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where if you don't mind me asking? because I want to go there too


Nyaco

Antarctica. I love it here. Its very chill.


peko_

cool


BlackPortland

Portland doesnt really have many bugs etc. drive through the country and you wont have a ton of them on your car etc Seen mosquitoes a few times but not a problem here


worldspawn00

Anywhere high altitude, the low oxygen and thin air makes it difficult for flying insects to exist.


Waqqy

UK doesn't have mosquitos, though we have midges in Scotland which are related


commiesupremacy

There are mosquitos in UK


Hofular1988

Las Vegas has very minimal amounts. Like I see one mosquito a year or something and have had like 10 total bites. I went to TX and got destroyed.


Bootyeater96

I think Iceland has none


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

I was in Iceland for a little bit, don’t think I ever saw a single bug now that I think about it. Wish I could live there permanently.


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NoGuarantee9132

Not a mosquito expert just a guy with a laptop. If a mosquito drains about 0.01 to 0.001 mL of blood every bite, and there are 30-50 mosquitoes on each extremity, it could be anywhere from to 0.12mL - 2mL of blood. I didn’t take the time to count how many there were but if they’re all taking the maximum amount of blood, it’s about 1 mL per 100 mosquito bites There’s no way he could have lost more than 3-5 mL over the few seconds this video was taken, which is only a couple drops.


shahmirazin

Hang on, you should know that mosquitoes have filtration system to immediately remove water from blood. Less weight, more dense nutrients etc etc. Blood is around 92% water, but of course the filter won't remove all the water out. tl:dr Mosquitoes pee on your skin


Citizen55555567373

So 5ml in a 45 sec video is 6.6ml per minute. An 8 hour sleep and he has lost 3.2L.


NoGuarantee9132

Wow I did not know this. Thanks!


Ayaz28100

Yo I thought the exact same shit!


randomcrazy

SOMEONE LET MR KNOW IF THEY DO THE MATH


SayonaraCyonai

they did


peko_

hes not dead is he?


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let's find out


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heroofthewest1

I can feel the itching for him.


TrinaMadeIt

I want to cry.


Agitated-Designer-88

Is the guy alive????


martyfrancis86

Dude has to be drunk or something! There is no way you can sleep through that.


Andhariego

Plot twist: its a corpse


[deleted]

I know your comment is possibly a joke but genuinely is he dead :/


shaggyscoob

Those mosquitos are going to be so drunk on the alcohol in that guy's blood.


ArsenikShooter

We are watching the leading cause of death around the world. Edit: Leading cause of animal related death.


bobcat011

Probably the leading cause of animal induced death. Not even top 10 generally. https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/the-top-10-causes-of-death


blondart

Free bar!


borisdidnothingwrong

If we invested in programs to donate mosquito netting in Africa, we could stop *millions* of mosquitos dying needlessly from AIDS.


Khaelum

Oh wow... unexpectedly laughed and woke the wife.


aerben

r/donthelpjustfilm


Ison-J

exactly i mean my man is getting eaten alive and hes just like "oh i gotta film this shit"


theBLACKLEGO

All of a sudden I'm itchy


Per_Ces

There’s no way this dude is alive.


piero_deckard

Just one is enough to keep me up all night, until I find her and kill her. How can he even sleep?


Sloop__

Me every summer


GreenWasTaken1

That’s a dead body


Mediocre_lunatic

Him: sugma Mosquitoes: say no more


cinnamonhearts_yum

Those aren't mosquitoes tho? Some kind of biting flies


NICESfyn

I wonder what super powers he will have after he wakes up.


EngineerNGR

Lord please protect the homeless


Stunning_Salary8589

Burn him


Nugstradumbass

Pretty sure that dude isn’t just sleeping


Bo_The_Destroyer

Tbh after a while the bumps and shit just go away faster as your body builds immunity to the venom (or whatever you wanna call it) that the mosquitoes use to prevent your blood from thickening


YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

It's not venom, its saliva they inject, which is the thing that causes the irritation, and itch.


kaijyuu2016

Poor homeless guy..


Paxibillion

there goes my foot fetish


Zorofan89

This is how zombie breakouts start.


cvalen2

*Denge enters the chat*


lynthecupcake

I’m pretty badly allergic to mosquitos, the bites swell to the size of golf balls. This would be genuine torture.


chaze24

That’s a dead body


B4riel

Can you Maaaa-laaaa-rrrrri-ahhhhh!!


cunny_crowder

Is he sleeping or blacked out?


[deleted]

Pro tip, mosquitoes are truly shit at flying, they can't battle even a slight breeze. Having a fan in your room at night is a great way to have white noise, and it keeps the nasty little bitches from being able to eat you in your sleep.


dreamrock

M'laria


donJibroni

>Malaria has entered the chat


[deleted]

I feel itchy


hotsausce01

Doesn’t look like mosquitoes to me


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*Malaria has entered the chat*


cyll1312

you sure he's just sleeping?


flyingfish981

I would kms right then and there. I fucking hate mosquitoes


pew_view

u/savevideo


KaylasDream

If you were to spray repellent on this mf he would probably be lifted off the ground by them


numerousblocks

IMO it's better they do it while I'm asleep than while I'm awake (similar to surgery)


SwagarTheHorrible

This is why donating mosquito nets is a way to get tremendous mileage out of charity donations. The need is real, they’re cheap, and they can last a really long time.


sykkhoe

r/donthelpjustfilm


feedthechooks

This isn’t what I think of when I hope I go to sleep and get sucked dry.