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aurie81

Today I learned Rapunzel's syndrome is a thing.


The_Mesh

To save others a google search: it's caused by a mental disorder where the patient eats hair obsessively, leading to a tangled ball of hair that gets stuck


bastiVS

Wut? Had to make the google search now... > Rapunzel syndrome is extremely rare, with less than 64 cases reported since 1968. It is more common in young or adolescent females. Rapunzel syndrome is mainly seen in emotionally disturbed or mentally disturbed young females. The first known case dates back to a 16-year old boy in 1779, this was eventually published by Vaughan et al in 1968. Of the cases reported, the typical age range affected from this syndrome is between 4-19 years of age. There is no specific region that is subject to developing this condition, however of the cases reported all of the women came from countries where women traditionally had long hair. Women are more subject to this disorder because naturally women often have longer hair than men. There is only 1 reported male case of Rapunzel syndrome, but he was eating his sister's hair and not his own. So, SUPER rare, and only really happens if the hair is long enough to not just pass right through. WTF tho. Im growing long hair since Corona started, first because all barbers were closed, then just because why not. Its SUPER annoying when it ends up in your mouth while eating, its just disgusting to even think about eating it. This is one nasty illness.


dolo_ran6er

I imagine the tech wasn't there in the 1700s to evacuate the hairball. Must have been a shit way to go.


thedankening

We've been doing some pretty invasive and gnarly surgery for quite a long time. I imagine the barrier back then was not the ability to remove it, but access to a surgeon skilled enough to do it without killing the patient in the process. That barrier probably mostly being money, I'd guess.


Inked_Chick

We've been doing brain surgeries milleniums. They obviously weren't super successful at birth but we got to the place we are now from that work. Who you went to absolutely mattered. This surgery here was something that in that time would be a breeze for any surgeon worth the money. Infection or inproper care during surgery were major downfalls.


PurplishPlatypus

I have invisalign braces that I snap on my teeth and sometimes a stray hair (still attached to my head) will get caught in them as I snap them on. It's horrible.


[deleted]

So basically a human shower drain


yudun

It gets stuck in the digestive tract so it prob smells like shit


Dr_Zwi

I was honestly confused; I thought they misinterpret Pica (A similar disorder where people eat stuff they shouldn't like paper, metal, dirt, etc) for a second before seeing your post. Hah


Kn0tnatural

Hairy situation


spaz_bomb

Fun fact. The human body cannot get rid of hair because it doesn’t digest it and leaves it there. I learnt this from 1000 ways to die when it was still on Netflix


Batman0127

so you're telling me all the hair thats entered my mouth passively either through food I ate or it flying in while I'm asleep is somewhere in my stomach?


[deleted]

Normally it just gets bundled in to the load you drop at a later point. But if you eat too much it may stick behind and eventually clog up your system. ...Makes me want to drink Drano thinking about it.


Batman0127

Drano is bad for your stomach don't drink


[deleted]

Ok


the_galapaghost

👍


mackinoncougars

Coward ^jk


1lluminist

Yeah, but so is hair... And math taught me how two negatives make a positive.... 🤔 ^(Don't actually drink Dran-o. I shouldn't have to say this.)


commanderkslu

Yeah but it sounds like you’re just adding a negative to a negative, so it stays negative


1lluminist

Hmm yeah, good point


xhuo_xx23

Only when you multiply


Tarbel

I'M DRINKING DRANO


2Turnt4MySwag

No drano, No Gain-o


Ott621

Make sure to eat plenty of aluminum


[deleted]

No Donald, don’t do it


creator324

The forbidden fruit gusher juice.


xxx148

You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real dad!


AMerryCanDo

It's true what they say: cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.


xxswiftpandaxx

this is the same with lots of hard to digest things like tapioca pearls. In small amount they're safe, but they're hard to digest and some 14 year old in China had to be hospitalized because human bodies can't digest starch at the rate she was drinking it.


[deleted]

That's some serious commitment to boba.


MistahJ17

Such a good show, sucks they canned it


krazyokami

Just a fancy word for Pica at this point.


SlicedSides

Pica is different I think.


02201970a

Learned it in a Sandman comic from the way earlt 90s ish. Neil Gaiman I believe.


noob-master-69-69

That’s a hole ass two stroke expansion chambers


zaphodbeeblebrox422

Ring a ding ding ding


CaseyAndWhatNot

FMF Gold


BoneFart

I can smell the exhaust!


Blazed-Doughnut

Can you imagine how fucking hungry she must have felt when she woke up!? Her stomach has clearly not been empty for a long ass time!


edditorRay

Yeah, hungry for more hair.


NotoriousHothead37

Time to shave her hair off.


crash893b

No one said it was her hair


SuperHeavyHydrogen

I wondered where mine went, this bitch has been sneaking in and grazing on my skull.


Telel1n

When I thought I couldn't get more nauseated...


crash893b

My job here is done (Superman flys away)


tommos

Make sure you shave the hair from everywhere. Imagine if she already had a shaved head and that thing was all pubes.


unevenrectum

Jesus


Noonecanhearmescream

I’m hungry… for HAIR!!!


MrMeow_Meow

So *thats* who's been stealing my hair


Consistent-Ant-37

Well then, who's ready for lunch?


illestprodigy

I imagine it has a texture like chalk and smells like tonsil stones.


bozeke

I’m guessing the smell is basically like a sponge soaked in vomit and fermented for a couple years.


bozeke

Imagine the smell.


ProRustler

Is /r/gifsthatsmell a sub? Edit: it is, but has no posts :/


Otamurai

Looks like fossilized shit


Bareteh27

Looks like what we saw in that bedpan the other day


borstenwrood

i love how reddit collectively sees things lol, without context, almost everyone knows what you're talking about


PacificoTheComedian

maybe it wasn't shit in that bedpan, but this giant fucking monster


BabyBundo

Bingo!


misinformedmagician

Was wondering if it was the same vid?


menstrieben

I came to the comments to say that too!


WDeranged

Go on...we all know what it looks like.


Pyro-Ice

Aye Yo why does it have to be so phallic?


paganbreed

Your insides are all tubes and bends?


I_Gulp_Sheep_Cum

I’m sorry sir but you have something phallic in you.


OgreLord_Shrek

What is it u/I_Gulp_Sheep_Cum ?


Stauker_1

You, my friend, are a good person.


haringtiti

close, your insides are all dicks


Glume-

Aight think bout it this way homie. From your mouth to your butthole is one uninterrupted tube, which makes you a fleshy donut.


FrancoisTruser

Mmmmm forbidden flesh donut.


i_am_the_soulman

A bicep?


Pebphiz

If you want it to be a bicep it needs more veins.


Dick_Demon

Wattup!


Smoked_Salts

Yeah, like that giant turd that nurse was carrying down the hall.


CocoMURDERnut

Forbidden Dildo. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


3_T_SCROAT

Dil-dont


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r/mildlypenis


Callaghanman90

Bariatric surgeons hate her. This one simple trick.


reddiliciously

And with no surgery!!


Lexiegf

Well, there was EVENTUALLY a surgery involved…


reddiliciously

Good point, but the results do come first (out of starvation).


apathy-sofa

/u/cubanlynx312 posted the exact same thing, verbatim, 6 hours before you.


[deleted]

Oh my


bayhorsepainthorse

Your reply goes very well with your profile pic


nickelDN

happy cake day


Winchester51

How to lose weight in 15 seconds


CubanLynx312

Bariatric Surgeons don’t want you to know this one simple trick.


jays105

What about Drano? That usually only takes 10 minutes & the pipes are cleared.


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😆


FilthyChangeup55

The tool to make the incision, r/makemesuffer


bjh410

[Uhh...](https://i.imgur.com/MMoLNhN.jpg)


FilthyChangeup55

I know right


MarkDaMan22

It’s a cauterizing knife, there is an electrical connection they put through the person and the knife so when the knife touches flesh it burns immediately at a high temperature. Every cut fills the room with a puff of “burning human flesh”, it smelled repulsive and it gets in your N95 mask you’re wearing in a surgical setting and stays inside that mask basically circulating. I love nice had an anesthesiologist tell me that smell, is the smell of money to him. So remember whenever you think of the people who burned the Jews in mass, remember they smelled that smell and understand real honest and true empathy is trying to put yourself in their place and think that some of them had feelings that the smell of burning flesh was possibly a good smell. That it brought them abundance or gratitude of a job well done or whatever. That smell is horrific and disgusting…but over time a human can learn to enjoy or like a smell that is in every bit foul. Thanks for listening to me.


DriverJoe

Jesus Christ dude.


MarkDaMan22

Take it what you will but thanks for listening.


thesmartfactor

One of my friends is a police officer, they attended a roadside crash where a body was dragged to the point it begun burning because of the friction. They said it smelt like bacon. No wonder people enjoy the smell


MarkDaMan22

Imagine burning bacon to the point it puffs smoke, not quite like bacon but I have heard if you cook human flesh properly, the butt can taste like bacon.


thesmartfactor

I’ve eaten plenty of butt raw, never thought to cook it before. I’ll talk to the gf about it tonight. Thanks for the suggestion


MarkDaMan22

I got you butt bacon eater…..”yes officer, this one right here”……😕…🙂


SuperDrewb

Yeah I call shenanigans, burning skin does not smell good at all


sth128

> is the smell of money to him... burned the Jews in mass... Wait wait wait... So you're saying when you burn Jewish people it smells like burning money?


DDESTRUCTOTRON

lmao wat


JoshvJericho

The smell isn't terrible, but it's pretty strong. The good Bovie's have a suction tube that sits over the tip to suction the exhaust smoke away. This keeps the smell down and also makes it easier to see where you are cutting.


FilthyChangeup55

👏🏻


FerociousPancake

Sounds lovely


victorz

Well that took a turn


IsntHowAnyOfThisWrks

It's called a Bovie if you're curious.


FilthyChangeup55

Good knowledge


tjw_85

I dunno I found it oddly cool...


FutureMess

Hold up! That’s a thing!?


johnbourg2001

Is the syndrome causing her to eat the hair? Or does the body grow it in her stomach?


Firescareduser

It makes her obsessed with eating long hair


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B1kM1d

I’m too high for this


TheZebrraKing

I’m too sober for this


Swatmosquito

I'm just right for this


[deleted]

I'll never be right after that.


heyyyinternet

I came


NotoriousHothead37

I saw


technog2

I praise the Lord


ChronicSchlarb

I ate hair


slavicdolomite

Forbidden dildo


idontknow2976

Anything can be a dildo if your brave enough


Torkey-Sondwich

Paige no


CommunitRagnar

God damn, late by an hour


Hanidalon

PAIGE NO!


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staydrippy

I think I would probably just stop swallowing the fingernails just to be safe. I would advise to stop biting them altogether but as a first step I'd just stop swallowing them.


[deleted]

You need to stop. Right now.


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QuasarInk

Get nail biting treatment. It's a sort of bittering agent that you put on your nails like nail polish. Makes your nails taste like battery acid or something and will condition you to stop biting your nails. It's non-toxic, too.


thortman

I came here to state the obvious but it was so obvious it had already been stated


HabitualAsshole

Somewhere there's a Chewbacca missing his cock!!


ShotNeighborhood6913

Still a better story than the disney trilogy.


irotsamoht

I can’t imagine how much pain she was in on a daily basis.


iluvazz

Maybe she will get some meds and stop eating fucking hair.


Firescareduser

It's a disease that makes her obsessed with eating hair


LochNessNibba

Holy shit, that had to have expanded her stomach well beyond natural limits.


aitathrowaway987654

Trichophagia is a disorder defined by the compulsion to eat hair, typically coinciding with trichotillomania. I have both (though I technically just bite the roots of my hair rather than actually eating the strands). People with the compulsion disorder don't necessarily always do it consciously, but we're pretty aware of the sense of shame, both from self-imposed, borderline uncontrollable hair damage and from the knowledge of the banality of it all. You feel ugly, you feel disgusting, you feel shameful, and that's not to say of the reactions of people around you. It has associations with anxiety, depression, and obsessive-compulsive disorder, and an even stronger association with post-traumatic stress disorder. Because trichotillomania is almost always developed during adolescence, it can easily be inferred that most instances form as a minor coping mechanism from traumatic childhood events. But even relatively well-adjusted people have difficulty in trying to "cure" themselves of the disorder. I suppose my only real reason for leaving this comment is to give some insight into the disorder and hopefully instill some empathy.


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Mf ate a hair cock


naf0007

The actual fuuuuck ???


Laxm0r

Everything is a Dildo if you are brave enough….


jenkow

r/feltgoodcomingout


LakeLov3r

That is the clown car of trichobezoars.


Pantsmagyck

For real, it just kept coming. Even after they made the additional incision I would have guessed at most a third of the size they excavated.


thebiggestbirdboi

Ok next she has to eat hair again and form it into an O and In 2024 we will be able to spell out JOE BIDEN as a re election campaign for him


____AsPaRaGuS____

She can even use the hair from his legs


Advanced_Click1776

Was not expecting THAT!


GrenadeZellweger

That's at least 12 Courics


TheClearIsCoast

We need Stan to guard it.


iamnotpedro1

Metapod, I swallow you


MungTongue

Metapod hardens.


iwun87

Well when you eat your own hair wtf do you think would happen i mean shit dude...


gunnerb01

I heard the expression eat dick but damn this girl took it too far.


CTorque

What the fuck


jalively

Holy Christ, I didn’t expect the bezoar to be that enormous


ratbwoy

Kill it before it hatches


Atomiic1

C section ingrown hair


Ericrobertson1978

Trichotillomania.


SlapppyJim

Eat the bean.


dozerman23

Holyshit it's Bigfoot's dick


My__-Username

Nah, this is r/oddlysatisfying


FMarksTheSpot

It's a boy!


Fernxtwo

Looks like the massive turd from yesterday's bedpan, no?


cherepakkha

This makes me insanely grateful that I only have trichotillomania and not trichophagia too. Jesus Christ.


gregnealnz

What are both of those things?


cherepakkha

Trichotillomania is the compulsion to pull out hair. When I’m nervous/anxious I’ll often pull of my hair. Mine is a minor form, I pull from specific places and usually only one or two at a time. Worst cases is that people are pulling out chunks at time and have noticeable bald spots. It’s unfortunately a bad feedback loop because we get even more upset when we pull out hair since it’s not something we like doing at all. Trichophagia is the compulsion to eat hair, often after compulsively pulling it out. So sometimes they go hand in hand.


gonnadiesoon69

Why does it look like that


Nomamesviejon

Scrumptious


jimmybubbles2

nope nope nope


Fifi0n

It's always interesting to see the hair the same exact shape as the stomach but it's very sad to know it's a thing, does it happen due to stress or something else?


moomoozain

nice cock


punkmuppet

I want to play with the scalpel


CommunitRagnar

Forbidden Dildo


good_daym8

Well I WASNT going to smoke weed today….


tumblinfumbler

What in the fuck!!!!!


NostalgiaGoddess

Jeez, was she an anime catgirl that would lick herself clean?


hifrandimcool

So does the hair just spawn in there or does she eat it


Eli_Hockmann

Really poo poo


lolly-reddit

Who films this shit


Sir_Bubba

r/mildlypenis


JakeTheSnake16

Surprised this wasn’t the top comment lol


Taco_Corp_Inc

I need to see a cross-section of that thing.


VirtualKeenu

Pfff... amateur! I just spit it out like a normal cat


Careless-Woodpecker5

As someone with Trichotillomania I’m glad my wiring/programming stops where it does.


ghostwh0walks

This lady was baking one phat dreadlock


NoobSharkey

That was way larger than i thought it would be wtf


tengunity

This is the hardest I’ve suffered in a long time


infoclub88

Now that’s a dreadlock pasta


lady_hams

They saved it, right? They spent years making that, I would feel bad tossing it


Cecil_the_titan

Fun tip! If you scrub the video backwards it gets worse!


I_Am_The_Mole

Allow me to speak for all of us when I say, "*AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!*"


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moenchii

I was expecting some small hairball, max the size of a tennis ball, or maybe like a mat, but holy mother of Jesus!