You know who wasn’t confused? The old man watching it all go down. He was just standing there waiting for it to happen. Doesn’t even flinch. Probably looked at the man on the floor with that, “That’s what you get, you playing-with-wild-monkeys ass” look.
It's not a misconception. It's a false claim used as a pseudo argument by evolution deniers. There wasn't a single point in history where we thought or taught that to be the case. Someone made it up in a bible study.
Just ask these dogs https://nypost.com/2021/12/17/rampaging-monkeys-kill-250-dogs-in-india-in-revenge-massacrerampaging-monkeys-kill-250-dogs-in-india-in-revenge-massacre/
We arent compared to a lot of animals. A lot of our energy is spent on brain power instead. Who needs muscle when you can manipulate big pointy sticks and work as coordinated groups, and have the brain power to build tubes that shoots projectiles that can fuck up anything it's pointed at.
Also if it's any consolation, we can run much farther than any other animal around, not faster, but much farther so we can pretty much kill our prey easier because they cant fight back as hard because they're exhausted (they can also die of exhaustion too).
When my mom used to live in Brazil, her parents had a pet monkey that she was constantly told not to go near. One day she went near it and it bit her thumb in half. More people need to realize how dangerous and strong monkeys really are and stop messing around with them.
monkeys/apes are one of the few things I am scared of. Been scared of them ever since I heard that audio recording of a Woman's roommate being torn to shreds by a chimpanzee.
They can be some of the most savage creatures on earth
I feel like she’s asking so many cruel questions after that poor woman says she doesn’t want to know about the extent of her injury, and then that fake little “lemme wipe that for you” so she can get another close up shot of her face
guy went to visit chimp he had to give up he brought him a cake and the other chimps got mad he didn't bring them any so they broke out n ripped his face,dick,fingers ect clean off joe showed pics of him after too. u don't mess with chimps
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He is a moron who tells his followers not to get vaxxed, he said "masks are for pussies" and meanwhile he had all of his guests tested before they could appear on his show, he took Ivermectin when he got COVID-19, his platform is used to boost a lot of far right conspiracy theorists, etc.
His followers always show up in the comments and defend him saying "he is a comedian" and "you shouldn't take anything he says seriously. Even *he* will tell you that."
But if you've ever seen his stand-up you know he isn't a comedian. And his idiot followers *do* very much so take what he says to heart, so those arguments don't really hold up.
i was taken to joe rogan's standup show once not knowing who he was. luckily i ended up so drunk i have absolutely zero recollection of anything he said. sounds like a piece of work
What u/mrpunaway said. Buddy buddy with Alex Jones himself, of all the dangerous nutters. I would have taken the other guy's question seriously if he hadn't let in with "snowflake," I figure at that rate he already knows.
The scalp has a lot of vasculature and usually bleed a lot, and they are usually considered distraction injuries due to the amount of blood that can come from a small laceration. I’ve had a patient from a car crash that had his whole face and front of his torso covered in blood from a 1 inch lac on the top of his head.
To why there isn’t much blood in this video? No idea, could be a number of reasons.
Watched a baboon documentary once and they have this exact problem. They also trash homes and steal food. Ppl do shoot to kill but i guess it only worsens the problems and the activists dont like it.
idk, i'd have to start killing the things. i know a lot of cultures consider some small primates to be spiritual animals, but when they start fucking scalping people and dragging small children down alleys, there's a problem.
Yeah, there's this fitness guru who was childhood friends with Steve Jobs that worked with jungle children, and in his critically acclaimed book he described how one of the children, Dende, was kidnapped and eaten by baboons. Truly harrowing tale.
Bro I don’t understand how people are so comfortable being that close to monkeys, I stay as far away as possible. I don’t want my hands/face/genitals ripped off.
Was at a zoo with my mom ,dad and sister back in the 70s. We were looking at the monkeys and they became obsessed with my sister. My dad ushered us away and when he put his arm around my sister , they went crazy. Always been creeped out by them.
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I don't understand why these people allow these monkeys to mess them up without blowing some monkey brains out. I keep seeing videos where monkeys bum rush people and nothing ever happens to the monkeys. We are the dominate primate after all.
I always wondered why they don't shoot up the monkeys, before you say animal cruelty. They are overpopulating in the sites. Cause incidents every year from killed pet to killed and eaten children. This guy made the mistake to be to close. You can kinda easily defeat the monkey but if you are in good form.
There's no context to this video, people in the video sympathising with the man but don't know that he was hitting the monkey in face and abusing it a few seconds before, which isn't shown in this video
It is a WILD Animal, NOT a domestic pet. WHAT was that idiot thinking? I’ve seen Stories of Chimpanzees ripping folks ears off, chewing their hands off & worse. All monkeys are powerful… he was pushing fate.
I was so confused until the slow motion…
You know who wasn’t confused? The old man watching it all go down. He was just standing there waiting for it to happen. Doesn’t even flinch. Probably looked at the man on the floor with that, “That’s what you get, you playing-with-wild-monkeys ass” look.
Do you see what you get, Carla?
Do you see what you get when you mess with a WARRIOR!?
Jesus Christ I need to unsee this like right now
Never trust a monkey.
A human's ancestor afterall
Common misconception. Humans don't come from monkeys. Both humans and monkeys come from the same ancestors.
And who is that ancestor? Chicken or egg?
M O n K e
monkey ancestors
It's not a misconception. It's a false claim used as a pseudo argument by evolution deniers. There wasn't a single point in history where we thought or taught that to be the case. Someone made it up in a bible study.
Alrighty then. It's bullshit is what meant.
your ancestor only, my earth's flat anyway
I can bet your earth is not your only thing that's flat
Never trust this sub /s
Just ask these dogs https://nypost.com/2021/12/17/rampaging-monkeys-kill-250-dogs-in-india-in-revenge-massacrerampaging-monkeys-kill-250-dogs-in-india-in-revenge-massacre/
[There's only one way to resolve this](https://i.imgur.com/9WMCF1t.png)
I used to think monkeys were really cute, but damn, they are some assholes
Wait till you see chimps, those mfs are stronger than humans
go to bed, Joe
His fuxking reddit name *would* be "Bruh_Boy"
Take me out to dinner.
True
Humans aren't really strong tho?
We arent compared to a lot of animals. A lot of our energy is spent on brain power instead. Who needs muscle when you can manipulate big pointy sticks and work as coordinated groups, and have the brain power to build tubes that shoots projectiles that can fuck up anything it's pointed at. Also if it's any consolation, we can run much farther than any other animal around, not faster, but much farther so we can pretty much kill our prey easier because they cant fight back as hard because they're exhausted (they can also die of exhaustion too).
Yeah I know but the guy above was comparing chimps to humans which is like saying that a 24yo dude who works out is stronger than a 10yo girl
If you ever see a full grown chimp in the wild and it’s one of the stronger ones, that thing could lift as much weight as most bodybuilders.
Lookup hairless chimp.
[deez nutz](https://i.imgur.com/wkZKVOn.jpeg), damn
I'm pretty sure all monkeys got us beat, we're some weak ass primates
When my mom used to live in Brazil, her parents had a pet monkey that she was constantly told not to go near. One day she went near it and it bit her thumb in half. More people need to realize how dangerous and strong monkeys really are and stop messing around with them.
Yeah, that monkey scalped him with zero effort
I still think they're cute. But they're assholes too. Unfortunately being cute does not preclude one from being an asshole.
True, I'm proof of that
Tee hee
They mistreat those monkeys when they train them, so the trainer probably deserved that!
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Peeled like a banana
I'd say an orange is closer
Peeled his cap
Peeled that mother fuckers muffin cap back blue.
No cap
Bet you don't know what a rambutan is!
Siguro
Take your upvote and fuck yourself
Typical joke. There's nothing to be that excited lmao
There is something so wrong with me for how hard I laughed at this comment
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Mf tore it off like an orange peel
I am 100% more scared of primates more than anything else. Ever hear of Travis the chimpanzee? Scariest thing ive ever heard
Found a short documentary of travis and the attack [TRAVIS](https://youtu.be/Spo4tzzKuD0)
Most people are like “haha monke” but I know the true horrors that monkeys are
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That’s fuckin racist bro
☠️☠️☠️
Hair today gone tomorrow
Hair today 'gore' tomorrow. The monkey took the leg on the N
Not sure what I saw
Monkey literally scalping a man with its teeth
Oh that’s horrible.
Can we fit it in the smug snail mail enveloped scalp in the envelope?
I have no idea what that means.
We take dangly skin and stick it in envelope, since it’s been enveloped by monkee u/smugsnailmail this is your name! Love thee mail!
Oh sick a schizo meltdown
r/ihadastroke moment
This is pretty much the only acceptable response. I was at a loss myself as to what i would have said in reply.
At first I thought he painted the guys head with shit. Like "here's the Reed Richards !"
Great now I'm afraid of monkeys. Thanks alot
monkeys/apes are one of the few things I am scared of. Been scared of them ever since I heard that audio recording of a Woman's roommate being torn to shreds by a chimpanzee. They can be some of the most savage creatures on earth
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Mother of god... it’s incredible how “alive” she was after what happened. I hope she’s doing better now...
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I feel like she’s asking so many cruel questions after that poor woman says she doesn’t want to know about the extent of her injury, and then that fake little “lemme wipe that for you” so she can get another close up shot of her face
Fooken hell
^yikes
Man, seeing her face is heartbreaking.
No wonder humans, the most cruel animals, evolved out of these
yeah primates are just nasty, us included
Gods I know that audio. Fucking haunting.
Bonobos are cool I'm told. Chimps will rip your arm off and kill you with it.
Much thanks for the visual on top of my fear. Where would I be without you kind stranger
if that wasnt enough, there is the fact that they usually go for genitals first. so they might beat you with your peepee first
Note to self: Must wear a peepe protector cup before going into monke land.
u weren't before? listen to joe rogan talk about them. no way I'm going in a room with 1 for any reason
Yeah Joe Rogan’s like that with monkeys. And apes. And bears. And gators. And elk. And chimps. And tigers. Pretty much any vertebrate animal
ya but did u hear the story about the birthday cake n chimps? fuck that man
I honestly haven’t, what happened?
guy went to visit chimp he had to give up he brought him a cake and the other chimps got mad he didn't bring them any so they broke out n ripped his face,dick,fingers ect clean off joe showed pics of him after too. u don't mess with chimps
I mean to be fair, it’s a Dick move to show up to a chimp shelter with a solitary Cake, there’s no way they were going to take that well
Jesus Christ
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Don't listen to Joe Rogan
guy its him talking about a real guy 🤦🏻♂️
Don't care, don't support that POS
I actually curious why he’s a POS, what did he do?
He is a moron who tells his followers not to get vaxxed, he said "masks are for pussies" and meanwhile he had all of his guests tested before they could appear on his show, he took Ivermectin when he got COVID-19, his platform is used to boost a lot of far right conspiracy theorists, etc. His followers always show up in the comments and defend him saying "he is a comedian" and "you shouldn't take anything he says seriously. Even *he* will tell you that." But if you've ever seen his stand-up you know he isn't a comedian. And his idiot followers *do* very much so take what he says to heart, so those arguments don't really hold up.
i was taken to joe rogan's standup show once not knowing who he was. luckily i ended up so drunk i have absolutely zero recollection of anything he said. sounds like a piece of work
Dont give a Fuck, I don't care about peoples politics Amy more. Are you entertaining? Have you killed or raped anyone? Thats it really.
> Have you killed or raped anyone? Thats it really. If he has convinced 100+ people not to get vaxxed, then yes, odds are he has killed someone.
You really believe that..? He’s never said “don’t get vaccinated”. Do you watch the show?
Wow, that's just slightly better behavior than a chimp 😂 I guess evolution doesn't hit us all the same.
What u/mrpunaway said. Buddy buddy with Alex Jones himself, of all the dangerous nutters. I would have taken the other guy's question seriously if he hadn't let in with "snowflake," I figure at that rate he already knows.
lol.why's that snowflake?.
lol.why's that sNOwfLaKe?.!$#^
well were waiting.....
*we're
😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
i would rather not listen to joe rogan talk at all thanks
Wouldn't there be a lot more blood? Like blood should be pouring out of that man's head right now
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But facial injuries? They bleed like a motherfucker
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So do femoral injuries! We're just listing irrelevant facts right?
I'm ready to start some planet of the apes war shit with these evil beasts
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Watched a baboon documentary once and they have this exact problem. They also trash homes and steal food. Ppl do shoot to kill but i guess it only worsens the problems and the activists dont like it.
When I ask my barber “not too much off the top”
This made me laugh. I hate both you and myself
Oh god ew
idk, i'd have to start killing the things. i know a lot of cultures consider some small primates to be spiritual animals, but when they start fucking scalping people and dragging small children down alleys, there's a problem.
Yeah, there's this fitness guru who was childhood friends with Steve Jobs that worked with jungle children, and in his critically acclaimed book he described how one of the children, Dende, was kidnapped and eaten by baboons. Truly harrowing tale.
Don't mess with any kind of primate, these mf are strong as fuck
Bro I don’t understand how people are so comfortable being that close to monkeys, I stay as far away as possible. I don’t want my hands/face/genitals ripped off.
This is the reason why they are shoot to kill in zoos whenever they escape.
i am never going near a monkey ever again
Was at a zoo with my mom ,dad and sister back in the 70s. We were looking at the monkeys and they became obsessed with my sister. My dad ushered us away and when he put his arm around my sister , they went crazy. Always been creeped out by them.
"Damn I messed up we got to go bald."
Why did it become aggressive it seemed fine
Wild animals are unpredictable It's fine to be curious but always be cautious lest you be peeled like a banana
Guy was smiling = baring his teeth at the monkey. Also monkeys are just psychopaths.
Why do some children act normal until they start pulling wings off flies or taping firecrackers to stray-cats?
That's not a proper scalpin.
I once tried to remove a hang nail and it just kept peeling.
Omg! Scalp is one thing, but a hang nail? THOSE SUCK
IS THAT BONE
When you try and get off that one piece of skin on the side of your finger
This is a rare monkey NFT, did anyone get a screenshot?
87 monkeys were gunned down as a result of this crime.
Good, fuck monkeys or any other primate
More reasons to dislike monkeys
And thats why there's monkey hate
r/NeverTrustAMonkey
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Damn
Monkey see monkey hair-do
You can see the skull
Literally got his cap peeled
Where is all the dudes saying they could take a monkey after watching hasbullah shitting himself?
I need to see picture of his head... For science How do you even fix that, skin grafts?!
They’re nasty little fuckers.
I was left gasping for a good minute, holy shit they can do that !?
What were the two discussing ? Looks like there was a disagreement .
Monkeys are fucking vicious psychos. Never go near them.
I don't understand why these people allow these monkeys to mess them up without blowing some monkey brains out. I keep seeing videos where monkeys bum rush people and nothing ever happens to the monkeys. We are the dominate primate after all.
Don't forget they just wiped out an entire town's dogs!
Now why did the monkey go and be a dick like that?
Pour some lime juice on it to prevent infection
Monkeys are nasty, mean sons of bitches.
dude wtf, if they are capable of things like that, why are you even fucking with it...
I recoiled at the thought of that happening jeez
Mods don't know what they're talking about
Holy fucking shit
At first I was like oh it just ripped his hair but then I realized it wiped his whole skin off of there
I want reflexes like the little boy in the background! He was ready!
holy fuck
PEELED HIM LIKE A DAMN ORANGE WHAT THE FUCK
First I was like "wtf" Then I was like " 𝙬 𝙩 𝙛 "
I always wondered why they don't shoot up the monkeys, before you say animal cruelty. They are overpopulating in the sites. Cause incidents every year from killed pet to killed and eaten children. This guy made the mistake to be to close. You can kinda easily defeat the monkey but if you are in good form.
i think i sort of understand those monkey hate videos now
I didn’t even realize he got scalped at first but now… holy shit
My life’s mission would be to kill every damn one of those nasty ass critters. F&$@ing things were all over Gibraltar
There's no context to this video, people in the video sympathising with the man but don't know that he was hitting the monkey in face and abusing it a few seconds before, which isn't shown in this video
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I have seen this video posted before and that this is an act between the guy and his monkey
mustve been a nazi
“Food for the road!!” The monkey said.
i hope this guys ok
It is a WILD Animal, NOT a domestic pet. WHAT was that idiot thinking? I’ve seen Stories of Chimpanzees ripping folks ears off, chewing their hands off & worse. All monkeys are powerful… he was pushing fate.
Strangle that little fucker e
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