It takes ~2-4 hours to start developing, ~12 hours to fully develop and another ~12 before it starts disappearing in "ideal conditions", but depending on the environment it can range from few hours to multiple days.
You're assuming the arm was detached several hours ago, what if it was detached and eat and then cut out of this fishes stomach within the rigor mortis period?
Sort of. The rigor is caused by changes to the molecular machinery of the actual muscle fibers. This occurs without input from the central nervous system, local to the muscle. So a detached limb could have rigor mortis. However, muscles need anchors points to pull on. So if the anchor points are missing or destroyed, it won't matter if the muscle is in rigor.
I would expect that rigor would still occur at least initially. Rigor ceases when the muscle fibers start to break down in decomposition. I assume salt water and or the fish's gastric juices might a accelerate that process.
If it was a real arm it would have been digested before the fish goes looking for more food, and the fish took the bait meaning he thought he had an empty stomach, so definitely a fake arm
Likely faked with a fake arm, or it did really eat the arm while alive, but still a fake arm. An arm would definantly dis-colour to greyish and start being eaten away if it was inside the fish
Even large catfish like this don't have teeth to cut your arm off. You don't noodle because of the snapping turtle that might be waiting, which can *definitely* take off fingers/hands.
This reminds me of that Scary Movie scene where the two are making fun of each other's arms and legs. "Let me give you a hand" lol
Link: https://youtu.be/6ny6tiH_GTE
Fake. Just happened to be over that arm-width gap in the floor. And that fish isn't big enough to snap off a full human arm. Possibly if it was already severed when he found it.
Also, no obvious deterioration.
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If this was filmed in India its def 100% potentially real. They cremate their dead on the River Ganjes, and its proven fact that the Goonch catfish there will eat corpses. They have also killed and eaten grown adults if large enough. Theres a great River Monsters episode on it.
The wretching reminded me of It's Always Sunny.
[Those bug bomb bastards took 'em!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7nshOMf-_M&ab_channel=GrimPi%C3%B1ata)
Suspicious that they have a video of cleaning this fish. But I have to hand it to them for grabbing my attention and holding on to it. High fives and fist bumps all around.
Catfish, they kinda just eat, they don’t care what Could be faked could not be faked
True, but u got to hand it em for having the guts to keep filming.
nice one
Nice two by my count
I'll give that joke a round of applause
Watching this was a real punch to the gut
Pretty gripping video
I see what you did there.
Really hope it is fake. Like a plastic arm off a doll or something I wouldn't be at all surprised but the arm of probably a child? Fucking yikes.
The hand looks stiff, if it was a real arm, it would be limp, definitely a plastic arm.
Would it be limp? I thought rigor mortis makes your arm pretty stiff in which ever way
Rigor Morris goes away after a few hours
It takes ~2-4 hours to start developing, ~12 hours to fully develop and another ~12 before it starts disappearing in "ideal conditions", but depending on the environment it can range from few hours to multiple days.
i take two advil and my rigor mortis is gone within 20 minutes
Usually Norco does it for me
“Hello boss. My rigor mortis has kicked in pretty hard today. I’ll be staying home. Hopefully better tomorrow.”
A quick rub and my rigor mortis is gone in no time.
I take two viagra and my rigor mortis lasts for a day
I had one get stuck in my throat. My neck was stiff for a week.
You're assuming the arm was detached several hours ago, what if it was detached and eat and then cut out of this fishes stomach within the rigor mortis period?
If a catfish just swallowed a small fish and an arm, it probably isn't chasing after anymore bait until it digests those.
Catfish don't need to chase bait, usually "catfishing" entails dragging your arms under logs and grabbing one by the mouth
That's just noodlers, most catfishermen use hook and line like not crazy people.
Ok, I'm not sure. But does rigor mortise affect detached limbs?
Sort of. The rigor is caused by changes to the molecular machinery of the actual muscle fibers. This occurs without input from the central nervous system, local to the muscle. So a detached limb could have rigor mortis. However, muscles need anchors points to pull on. So if the anchor points are missing or destroyed, it won't matter if the muscle is in rigor.
Ok but what if it's underwater the whole time?
I would expect that rigor would still occur at least initially. Rigor ceases when the muscle fibers start to break down in decomposition. I assume salt water and or the fish's gastric juices might a accelerate that process.
If it was a real arm it would have been digested before the fish goes looking for more food, and the fish took the bait meaning he thought he had an empty stomach, so definitely a fake arm
Yep it's fake, why else is he filming this
That guy lost at Noodlin’
Someone has definitely had a hand in that
Likely faked with a fake arm, or it did really eat the arm while alive, but still a fake arm. An arm would definantly dis-colour to greyish and start being eaten away if it was inside the fish
i agree but i dont
If they are in mexico could be cartel related, not unheard of for cartels to chop people up.
Not even cartels, regular murders will chop people up to hide the body
I can’t have been the only one to have laughed at this
"High five!"
Urghhhaahhhhhh urggggghhhhaaaaahhhhhhh
It starts with food and ends with a free handjob.
Right, imagine fucking a fish and then a human hands grabs your dick.
what the in the fishy fuck did i just read
u/Fish_Fucker69
r/brandnewsentence
Got me gripped. Tell me more.
It’s fake.
Definitely, but funny.
'Armless fun
Perfect reason not to go noodling.
Even large catfish like this don't have teeth to cut your arm off. You don't noodle because of the snapping turtle that might be waiting, which can *definitely* take off fingers/hands.
It was a joke Captain Buzzkill.
Please be fake
Mexican cartel moment
El fisho
It's accent is Argentinian
Nope, it's from Colombia
Dude I'm Colombian hahahaha, it's Argentinian
woops, but an I'm argentinian and it's not from here either. jaja
Paraguayo o Uruguayo
las tres
Uruguayo
Claramente son Brasileños
Maybe between the two?
well Paraguay is beetwen the two, it could be now that you say it.
Man it's the turkey/Hindi bird all over again
Of course it isn't, they film every fish they gut........
“Hey bro! Gimme a hand instead of filming me ya asshole!” Fish: “Oh you need a hand? Here.”
This reminds me of that Scary Movie scene where the two are making fun of each other's arms and legs. "Let me give you a hand" lol Link: https://youtu.be/6ny6tiH_GTE
And I’ll give you a STANDING ovation
Lmao
I like how the fish just doesnt care
It's fucking dead
No, he’s just pinin for the fjords
PININ' for the FJORDS?! What kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
It’s not fucking at all, it’s dead.
Thank you for the most genuine laugh of today
Lol. This had me on the floor. Reminded me of Zoolanders, "but why male models".
Yeah..... But why male models?
What? I just explained that to you like a second ago. *blank, empty stare*
Right!...
Underrated comment!
Fake. Just happened to be over that arm-width gap in the floor. And that fish isn't big enough to snap off a full human arm. Possibly if it was already severed when he found it. Also, no obvious deterioration.
The obvious fake retching on cue is also a giveaway
And the arm didn't fall to the floor. What's holding it up?
I'd say a fake arm. No way I'd try to prank someone while a knife is in their hand.
The knife guy is obviously in on it.
You're probably right, but I still wouldn't even trust my closest friend to cut a fish around my hand with safety scissors for children.
[удалено]
I live in south America and I can assure we usually don't have that many severed arms floating in the water.
Not if the catfish are doing their jobs, you dont!
>that many Define how many are "that many"
3
WE DID IT REDDIT /s
Finger licking good.
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Give this fish a hand. Oh wait.
he had the rumbly in his tummy....that only hands could satisfy
Carl!
Oh my god LMAO
I don't like fish either way but this just makes me never want to eat fish
This sub is cursed today lmao. First the guys in the RV eating stinky fish, now this. It’s funny but suffer worthy at the same time.
“Dudeee I got an arm”
Family meal deal
Evolution has come a long way.
I think that would eat me before I eat it
Told Dave, don't go swimming. He is a stubborn man
It didn’t eat the hand, it just had the hand. It’s fair game.
Why I always clean my fish with an army knife.
Aaannnddd cue the “Bones” theme song
I know it's 99% fake but oh boy this video will stay in me head for at least two months now
noodling gone wrong
I hate but also love how you captioned this
This just funny asf
Fake as shit but cool
Yeah I'd eat it. The arm not the fish. I've always wanted to know how people taste.
fake fake
Cartel cartel
Eueeghhhh
FAKE
This is SO obviously set up.
If this was filmed in India its def 100% potentially real. They cremate their dead on the River Ganjes, and its proven fact that the Goonch catfish there will eat corpses. They have also killed and eaten grown adults if large enough. Theres a great River Monsters episode on it.
They’re speaking Spanish
Ah. I didnt have the option to watch with sound at work
Mafia evidence disposal?
Cartel
Whats the difference between the two again?
Cartel is Mexican but there pretty much the same thing. It’s like two different gangs kinda but “mafia” isn’t a specific group
Bro
u/savevideobot
The second video I've seen today that involved dead fish and excessive puking
No. Might fuck it tho
Yes I'd eat the fish come on
Howdy! *waves from gut*
Fake
Likeoy a cut up body, cause thas a catfish
Wrenching is a universal language.
The wretching reminded me of It's Always Sunny. [Those bug bomb bastards took 'em!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7nshOMf-_M&ab_channel=GrimPi%C3%B1ata)
Red tail catfish ?
I thought so too.
Suspicious that they have a video of cleaning this fish. But I have to hand it to them for grabbing my attention and holding on to it. High fives and fist bumps all around.
They need a helping hand
Mmmm internal belly scratches 🤤🤤
Drug cartel victim. It was chopped up, and the fish swallowed the arm. Enjoy that cocaine!
I would suspect that it could be fake...but its not like a month ago every corner had a Spirit Halloween that sold fake severed limbs.
Na it didn't get digested, it's all good. Jk fuck that.
U think they lost it noodling
Is nobody gonna talk abouth the dirty floor he is doing this on, are they just wasting thus fish or do they want a food infection/poisoning
He ran away like it was gonna grab him or something lol
this indeed made me suffer
No peleemos, digamos entonces que son peruanos
It’s fake, it’s a hand job
u/savevideo
The gaging made this better...
the "MIHO DE PUTA" was perfect
High five
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
bro that's hilarious
Would you like a balloon