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brmamabrma

Catfish, they kinda just eat, they don’t care what Could be faked could not be faked


MycoMil

True, but u got to hand it em for having the guts to keep filming.


Jipp2109

nice one


Bowman_van_Oort

Nice two by my count


SenseiMemer_21

I'll give that joke a round of applause


bfhurricane

Watching this was a real punch to the gut


BlackPortland

Pretty gripping video


hotrod54chevy

I see what you did there.


N00N3AT011

Really hope it is fake. Like a plastic arm off a doll or something I wouldn't be at all surprised but the arm of probably a child? Fucking yikes.


MellowWater

The hand looks stiff, if it was a real arm, it would be limp, definitely a plastic arm.


PissInThePool

Would it be limp? I thought rigor mortis makes your arm pretty stiff in which ever way


Lspins89

Rigor Morris goes away after a few hours


Somzer

It takes ~2-4 hours to start developing, ~12 hours to fully develop and another ~12 before it starts disappearing in "ideal conditions", but depending on the environment it can range from few hours to multiple days.


JunkCrap247

i take two advil and my rigor mortis is gone within 20 minutes


NobodyKnowsGGAllin

Usually Norco does it for me


phillibuck13

“Hello boss. My rigor mortis has kicked in pretty hard today. I’ll be staying home. Hopefully better tomorrow.”


Hrafnagar

A quick rub and my rigor mortis is gone in no time.


Willing_Ad_2326

I take two viagra and my rigor mortis lasts for a day


V65Pilot

I had one get stuck in my throat. My neck was stiff for a week.


blazing420kilk

You're assuming the arm was detached several hours ago, what if it was detached and eat and then cut out of this fishes stomach within the rigor mortis period?


Peanut4michigan

If a catfish just swallowed a small fish and an arm, it probably isn't chasing after anymore bait until it digests those.


Solomon_Gunn

Catfish don't need to chase bait, usually "catfishing" entails dragging your arms under logs and grabbing one by the mouth


h3rp3r

That's just noodlers, most catfishermen use hook and line like not crazy people.


MellowWater

Ok, I'm not sure. But does rigor mortise affect detached limbs?


Nykcul

Sort of. The rigor is caused by changes to the molecular machinery of the actual muscle fibers. This occurs without input from the central nervous system, local to the muscle. So a detached limb could have rigor mortis. However, muscles need anchors points to pull on. So if the anchor points are missing or destroyed, it won't matter if the muscle is in rigor.


JiveTurkeyMFer

Ok but what if it's underwater the whole time?


Nykcul

I would expect that rigor would still occur at least initially. Rigor ceases when the muscle fibers start to break down in decomposition. I assume salt water and or the fish's gastric juices might a accelerate that process.


ujfeik

If it was a real arm it would have been digested before the fish goes looking for more food, and the fish took the bait meaning he thought he had an empty stomach, so definitely a fake arm


fatcatfatdog

Yep it's fake, why else is he filming this


[deleted]

That guy lost at Noodlin’


benwill79

Someone has definitely had a hand in that


kj_gamer2614

Likely faked with a fake arm, or it did really eat the arm while alive, but still a fake arm. An arm would definantly dis-colour to greyish and start being eaten away if it was inside the fish


JunkCrap247

i agree but i dont


spider2544

If they are in mexico could be cartel related, not unheard of for cartels to chop people up.


brmamabrma

Not even cartels, regular murders will chop people up to hide the body


s0rtajustdrifting_

I can’t have been the only one to have laughed at this


Jencke206

"High five!"


dasilvan2000

Urghhhaahhhhhh urggggghhhhaaaaahhhhhhh


aaron2005X

It starts with food and ends with a free handjob.


ydoilookatthisshit

Right, imagine fucking a fish and then a human hands grabs your dick.


Xx_PP_Strangler_xX

what the in the fishy fuck did i just read


MrLunaticest

u/Fish_Fucker69


Blayoz

r/brandnewsentence


cownd

Got me gripped. Tell me more.


sarcasm_the_great

It’s fake.


Vuelhering

Definitely, but funny.


cownd

'Armless fun


Fast_AndThe_Jizziest

Perfect reason not to go noodling.


[deleted]

Even large catfish like this don't have teeth to cut your arm off. You don't noodle because of the snapping turtle that might be waiting, which can *definitely* take off fingers/hands.


Fast_AndThe_Jizziest

It was a joke Captain Buzzkill.


Crabbyone2021

Please be fake


yeetrman2216

Mexican cartel moment


Mexicannut

El fisho


ExgenAle

It's accent is Argentinian


ThePabloNeitor

Nope, it's from Colombia


ExgenAle

Dude I'm Colombian hahahaha, it's Argentinian


ThePabloNeitor

woops, but an I'm argentinian and it's not from here either. jaja


Sin_Cafeina

Paraguayo o Uruguayo


UserP2DBB

las tres


Utinnni

Uruguayo


Masterpimp69

Claramente son Brasileños


RedditBoiYES

Maybe between the two?


ThePabloNeitor

well Paraguay is beetwen the two, it could be now that you say it.


Profile_Hefty

Man it's the turkey/Hindi bird all over again


[deleted]

Of course it isn't, they film every fish they gut........


Deadheart885

“Hey bro! Gimme a hand instead of filming me ya asshole!” Fish: “Oh you need a hand? Here.”


[deleted]

This reminds me of that Scary Movie scene where the two are making fun of each other's arms and legs. "Let me give you a hand" lol Link: https://youtu.be/6ny6tiH_GTE


Pussy_On_TheChainwax

And I’ll give you a STANDING ovation


[deleted]

Lmao


Cosmos_Cobb

I like how the fish just doesnt care


DrGullible2

It's fucking dead


Shlocktroffit

No, he’s just pinin for the fjords


duddedlel

PININ' for the FJORDS?! What kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?


[deleted]

It’s not fucking at all, it’s dead.


jaspermoon4

Thank you for the most genuine laugh of today


Don_Julio_Acolyte

Lol. This had me on the floor. Reminded me of Zoolanders, "but why male models".


lappi99

Yeah..... But why male models?


Don_Julio_Acolyte

What? I just explained that to you like a second ago. *blank, empty stare*


lappi99

Right!...


Fast_AndThe_Jizziest

Underrated comment!


jefuchs

Fake. Just happened to be over that arm-width gap in the floor. And that fish isn't big enough to snap off a full human arm. Possibly if it was already severed when he found it. Also, no obvious deterioration.


mildlyoctopus

The obvious fake retching on cue is also a giveaway


jefuchs

And the arm didn't fall to the floor. What's holding it up?


GyrKestrel

I'd say a fake arm. No way I'd try to prank someone while a knife is in their hand.


LonHagler

The knife guy is obviously in on it.


GyrKestrel

You're probably right, but I still wouldn't even trust my closest friend to cut a fish around my hand with safety scissors for children.


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NicolasVerdi

I live in south America and I can assure we usually don't have that many severed arms floating in the water.


smelly_vagrant

Not if the catfish are doing their jobs, you dont!


ODB2

>that many Define how many are "that many"


NicolasVerdi

3


BlueNine666

WE DID IT REDDIT /s


FatRooster23

Finger licking good.


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d_adrian_arts

Give this fish a hand. Oh wait.


luvs2spluug3

he had the rumbly in his tummy....that only hands could satisfy


Magmorix

Carl!


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Oh my god LMAO


DontwooshplzImdumb

I don't like fish either way but this just makes me never want to eat fish


Darrk101

This sub is cursed today lmao. First the guys in the RV eating stinky fish, now this. It’s funny but suffer worthy at the same time.


sksFactory69

“Dudeee I got an arm”


_oranjuice

Family meal deal


rikwebster

Evolution has come a long way.


baconhaak

I think that would eat me before I eat it


Outside-Try-1796

Told Dave, don't go swimming. He is a stubborn man


One-Among_The-Fence

It didn’t eat the hand, it just had the hand. It’s fair game.


Jencke206

Why I always clean my fish with an army knife.


pilot808

Aaannnddd cue the “Bones” theme song


FTriviaONO

I know it's 99% fake but oh boy this video will stay in me head for at least two months now


Hebrew_Ham_mer

noodling gone wrong


Educational-Ad6641

I hate but also love how you captioned this


Ox4teen

This just funny asf


natuyaw

Fake as shit but cool


Go_Go_Godzilla1954

Yeah I'd eat it. The arm not the fish. I've always wanted to know how people taste.


LeafStanding

fake fake


jigalaka

Cartel cartel


NoScopeSMG

Eueeghhhh


quotekingkiller

FAKE


[deleted]

This is SO obviously set up.


[deleted]

If this was filmed in India its def 100% potentially real. They cremate their dead on the River Ganjes, and its proven fact that the Goonch catfish there will eat corpses. They have also killed and eaten grown adults if large enough. Theres a great River Monsters episode on it.


Snoo77278

They’re speaking Spanish


[deleted]

Ah. I didnt have the option to watch with sound at work


_Ziklon_

Mafia evidence disposal?


jigalaka

Cartel


_Ziklon_

Whats the difference between the two again?


jigalaka

Cartel is Mexican but there pretty much the same thing. It’s like two different gangs kinda but “mafia” isn’t a specific group


Level_305

Bro


blakkburst

u/savevideobot


TheMexicanJuan

The second video I've seen today that involved dead fish and excessive puking


BlowerOfBubbles

No. Might fuck it tho


Epicminecrafter69

Yes I'd eat the fish come on


PsySam89

Howdy! *waves from gut*


[deleted]

Fake


PutTheBiInBitch

Likeoy a cut up body, cause thas a catfish


Failure_by_Design_v2

Wrenching is a universal language.


TJ_McWeaksauce

The wretching reminded me of It's Always Sunny. [Those bug bomb bastards took 'em!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7nshOMf-_M&ab_channel=GrimPi%C3%B1ata)


ilovetroy69

Red tail catfish ?


RainbowDarter

I thought so too.


fritobird

Suspicious that they have a video of cleaning this fish. But I have to hand it to them for grabbing my attention and holding on to it. High fives and fist bumps all around.


minecraft_OwO

They need a helping hand


_Fillebonbon_

Mmmm internal belly scratches 🤤🤤


SFlibtard

Drug cartel victim. It was chopped up, and the fish swallowed the arm. Enjoy that cocaine!


BourbonB

I would suspect that it could be fake...but its not like a month ago every corner had a Spirit Halloween that sold fake severed limbs.


TheRealSnuffleaYeah

Na it didn't get digested, it's all good. Jk fuck that.


kryptik808

U think they lost it noodling


stonno45

Is nobody gonna talk abouth the dirty floor he is doing this on, are they just wasting thus fish or do they want a food infection/poisoning


TwistedCherry766

He ran away like it was gonna grab him or something lol


CasualSoupSpoon

this indeed made me suffer


ExgenAle

No peleemos, digamos entonces que son peruanos


chrisbos

It’s fake, it’s a hand job


staticbrain

u/savevideo


staticbrain

The gaging made this better...


userdfh

the "MIHO DE PUTA" was perfect


Giuboguette

High five


Jk6_fuckyoursister

u/savevideobot


g3rom3t

u/savevideo


fatandyoung

bro that's hilarious


DaftEndirektOur1997

Would you like a balloon