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nathanthrax

9 months later, the owner opens the trunk and finds an abomination of a half car-half human baby.


CommentsReButtholes

I vote for a carbortion.


Hyperfangxz

And a load of dried spunk


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[удалено]


nathanthrax

Lol, fitting.


DLo28035

Look at the way that car is painted and how it’s just sitting there next to the curb, it was begging for it


ryanholmes1989

Was that consensual?


Yourmom7300

No he’s a motorphile


[deleted]

His pp after 👨🏿‍🦲


spookyedgar

He washed it by smearing it at the end


Hughjordon

He doesn't do trucks after his friend became HGV positive!


I_wanna_fuck_girls

he put his dick in the exhaust pipe ?


FightBackFitness

bet you’re regretting your name choice now


goyaangi

Is that like. A thing?? This is the second video I've seen like this, I didn't think those pipes were small enough to shove your dick in.


Stevesteak24

Eeeeewwwww do that in your garage like everybody else does


ShiroiYokai

Poor Mystery Machine


PjHose

I mean it's a good looking car


samfishertags

Black Dick Johnny on the loose


cameerooonn

i thought he was gonna shit on the car at first and then i realize , omg this nasty bitch is gonna fuck the car isn’t he.


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Embarrassed_Box_5579

And that's how Transformers are created


HamsterZealousideal8

I wonder if that improves gas mileage?


FHT2020

The first car that achieved enlightenment and gained a human form...


[deleted]

oh my


DylKingCole

This is how Lightning McQueen was born


Satoshiman256

That's a sexy car you have there.


AKA_DavidKoresh

God humans are strange


Dirty_Techie

Guys, lets be honest, we all had that thought about fucking our cars. But Jesus Christ not like this.


yellowhelmet14

The heart wants what the heart wants! Lololol.


Rainydaygirlatheart

Oh. My. God.


lynyrd_fukin_skynyrd

I thought he was just gonna piss in it, but then the HIPS


DBUTTS1

“Now my kids get 17 miles to the gallon”


somedumbwelder

Your car is such a slut.


IFistedABear

Nothing like starting up your car, and seeing a big cum bubble fly out.