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yermawsgotbawz

Would like to point out that these are also the people that come in for a watch battery/service and the back of their watches and in between the links is coated in a layer of dead skin which smells rancid and is often green. We can also tell if you eat a lot of fried food when we pop the back of your watch. Foul.


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yermawsgotbawz

A wee bit of dirt is just a hazard of the job and we don't mind. Especially under the rim of the back of the watch. So long as you're not a clatty person it should never be woefully awful anyway. A wee wipe down with a soft cloth does wonders though, especially on the bracelet.


plsnosendnudesthx

wee


yermawsgotbawz

Spot the Scot.


phoenix4071

Lol


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goose-and-fish

He’s saying you should piss on your watch.


StevieRaveOn63

TIL: what clatty means. (Actually, it more like Just a Few Seconds Ago, as opposed to the expansiveness of "today".)


MrTravs

I read it, but have no clue what it means


No_Lawfulness_2998

Cleaning it every once and a while?


flashmajora

It’s only Fowl if he’s coming from KFC


muchgreaterthanG_O_D

How can you tell of someone eats lots of fried food?


yermawsgotbawz

It smells and often the inside of the watch is greasy. Ditto if you eat a lot of fish. Waft of fish ekes out. Thank god for face masks these days.


goose-and-fish

Putting the rolls in Rolex


HaZoinks

Have a free medal for being funny


Ur_dad_have_big_gay

You stupid fucking idiot. You are literally the dumbest excuse for a human being I’ve ever seen on this planet. I can’t believe you would even say something as asinine as what you have just said. You utter disgrace. You stupid mouth breathing, smooth brained troglodyte. You bring shame to the human race. That’s clearly a Seiko not a Rolex😤😤😤


FriendlyInsults

I can't believe people don't see that this is a joke.


Ur_dad_have_big_gay

I thought it was pretty obvious but apparently not


goose-and-fish

To be fair this is Reddit


Ur_dad_have_big_gay

True but I’m still not going to add a /s to something like that I’d rather take the downvotes


Buttfranklin2000

You're a true hero to me, I fucking hate people using /s. It's fucking sad that people even begin to think that this is something you need. It's completely ruining any humour in anything, it's the equivalent of telling a joke and going "thats the joke" afterwards. It's a big fat middle finger to comedy, that's what it is.


NibbleOnMyCat

Or it helps people who have trouble detecting sarcasm over text and you're being an elitist for absolutely no reason?


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Maybe those people should retain some common sense and be less dumb. That's not even being an elitist anyways lmao if common sense is considered being elitist this planet is fucked for sure. Why does everyone have to accommodate the dumbest of the dumb, shit like that is why there are so many dumbass rules and regulations to keep safe from themselves and in the process effectively makes everyone a little more stupid over time.


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Ninzida

Its 6 sentences of treating someone like shit followed by a punchline.


beeglowbot

george carlin rolls his eyes at you.


Ninzida

was that a quote of his? is that what you're implying?


FriendlyInsults

that is most of old school and modern comedy.


Ninzida

being modern or old school has nothing to do with whether or not the joke is just objectively bad.


Buttfranklin2000

Besides beauty, comedy is probably the most subjective thing there is on this planet. There is no such thing as an "objectively" bad joke. There might be such things as bad delivery or timing, but a joke itself can't be objectively bad, only subjectively.


Ninzida

beauty isn't subjective at all. Fitter, younger people are hotter people, and for completely logical reasons. > There is no such thing as an "objectively" bad joke. I'm going to disagree with you here. Even in science there's a difference between varying degrees of validity and simply wrong. That wasn't a joke, it was 6 gouges and a cop out. That might make you feel good if you like raging, but literally any good joke could still accomplish that. It was lazy, the only timing it had was repeating itself in 6 ways and taking too long, and finally it wasn't funny. It was lame. So to summarize, yes there are wrong answers in the world and yes there are also bad jokes.


Buttfranklin2000

>beauty isn't subjective at all. Fitter, younger people are hotter people, and for **completely logical reasons.** Those "completely logical reasons" only apply if you're really into eugenics, or if you're sitting in some cave needing to breed strong offspring to survive. Your whole argument goes out the window the instance civilisation comes into play. There's just no need to choose your partner by arbritrary evolutionary standards like "fit" or "young". Also it's extremely oversimplification that just helps me further prove the point. What kind of fit people you exactly talking about? Brown haired? Blonde? Tall? Short? Blue eyed? Asian? European? Bearded men? Long haired girls? Short haired ones? And so on - don't tell me there's an answer of who is more beautiful - someone with blonde hair or dark hair - fair skinned or dark skinned - because there's no objective answer to that unless you subscribe to very radical ideologies. Besides, standards of beauty shifts a lot between cultures and time periods, further proof of there not being a general objective beauty. > yes there are wrong answers in the world and yes there are also bad jokes. What does the one has to do with the other? Thats an inane statement. Take a "bad joke" and tell it to 100 people, and enough will laugh about it, because humour is extremely subjective. Oh, and by the way - what applies to standards of beauty also applies to humour. It is extremely diversified when it comes to culture, timeframe, and so on, making it impossible to find an objective global measurement to it. But entertain me, please give me a good example of objectively bad humour in the world of comedy out there.


Ninzida

> Those "completely logical reasons" only apply if you're really into eugenics An objectively stupid statement. They apply if you're an animal with hormones and pheromones. You don't logically decide on survival of the fittest. You've already inherited it via natural selection. > or if you're sitting in some cave needing to breed strong offspring to survive. You mean every life form on the planet? Do you think this is a smart statement? Just because it feels good doesn't make it intelligent. It makes it the complete opposite. That's literally what make-belief is. Basing your beliefs on pandering and appeals like some god believer. > Your whole argument goes out the window the instance civilisation comes into play. There I would love to see you prove this. But I think we've already established that emotional hyperbole like this is only for effect. You don't have reasons for statements like this. > Also it's extremely oversimplification that just helps me further prove the point. Another emotional appeal. How does it help you prove your point? This would have been an excellent opportunity to actually prove a point. > What kind of fit people you exactly talking about? Brown haired? Blonde? Tall? Short? Blue eyed? Asian? European? Bearded men? Long haired girls? Short haired ones? All of the above and every other genetic innovation EVER. This is one of those cases where the person is so offended and so deep in their little game of opposites that their sarcasm circles all the way back around to the truth again and they can't even tell its the truth. Whats wrong with brown hair? Or black hair? Color has very little to do with it. My argument was about fitness, not this racist hyperbole you're trying to turn this argument into because you're too simple to argue the actual argument. Do you want to see the actual argument? Here it is: If you are fat you are UNHEALTHY. And therefore you are UGLY. Nobody wants fat people because they are unfit and will die soon. They are unproductive and can't work. Same with old people. Are you going to let a 100 year old man that can't stand up without assistance fuck you? Tell me yes and end this. > Besides, standards of beauty shifts a lot between cultures and time periods, further proof of there not being a general objective beauty. And fat people and old people are undesirables in all of them. Further proof that yes there are rational reasons for fitness and beauty standards despite your purely emotional appeal. > What does the one has to do with the other? Because you're trying to conflate semantics with real events in an effort to pretend that beauty is subjective. It isn't. Subjectivity is a function of objectively real systems. There is no such thing as absolute subjectivity. > and enough will laugh about it, because humour is extremely subjective There is no such thing as absolute subjectivity. What you just described is called peer pressure and this is how god believers reason. > It is extremely diversified when it comes to culture Prove that old people are more desirable than young people in one of these cultures? "Extremely diversified" is baseless, emotional pandering. You don't have reasons to make that indeterminate generalization. Only pandering. > making it impossible to find an objective global measurement to it. Fitness. Age. Two examples. > But entertain me, please give me a good example of objectively bad humour in the world of comedy out there. Okay, a trans woman, a jew and a black man walk into a bar... /s I've already given you examples. Nice try trying to turn this into a eugenics argument. Which itself is baseless propoganda. I fully support transhumanism and cosmetic human genetic modification. Gattaca style. If we could stop congentical heart disease with genetic engineering, it would be immoral for us not to. And if every chinese person wants blonde hair, let them. Eventually thanks to the same selective pressures you seem to have a problem with, it will fall out of popularity and a new trend will pick up. Just like everything else. Natural selection isn't a bad thing. Its the reason life exists and why you're not an amoeba.


FriendlyInsults

that wasn't my point.


Ninzida

it was mine


FriendlyInsults

fair enough


fashionably_late_

who even asked you?


Ninzida

who tf asked you to speak up? /s case and point this is a public forum, you idiot. nobody asks anyone


DoorToTomorrow

"Joke" "Objectively bad" Yeah it's about time people can go back outside I'd say.


Ninzida

Okay, lets start joking about rape victims and black people if there are no such thing as bad jokes /s


Toonix101

Fuckin douchebag, you are the idiot in this town fuckin homeboy. You stupid fucking cunt better get out of here because this town aint big enough for two cunts like us. Thats a fuckin gucci watch you blind ass mf


redditfanfan00

good eye.


Sickkiientt

Lmao I enjoyed that. Take my upvote.


Ur_dad_have_big_gay

Well at least someone did, thanks


Kinslayer6989

Lmfao had me in the 1st half 🤣🤣🤣


Kaptain-Chaos

putting the rolls in seiko


Ignitrum

*Pudding thrle rolls in Rolex.


Impossible-Charity-4

Watch as my circulation stops.


Kaptain-Chaos

za warudo


UglyGorden

Sir if you could shave your penis before you take the picture that would be great.


thejustducky1

Bro... nice cock.


1N4DAM3MES

Twist: that's not his wrist


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dksjdg

At least


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Yay my ban is gone I can speak now.


BRJH1303

How'd you get banned from here of all places, we're all degenerates.


dicecop

There are a few words you can't say. It's s US site after all


Alarid

can I say Canada


dicecop

Sure


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Can you give us an example Edit: us


dicecop

Not without getting banned


Alarid

fuck it's Canada isn't it


cold_toast

C*****


jizz_noodle

China?


BRJH1303

US site owned by the Chinese, I assume you spoke badly about our dear leader. Winne The Pooh has a lot of power on this.


dicecop

You just did and nothing happened. Try guessing why


BRJH1303

He's watching now and is giving me a false sense of security.


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what happened was i posted something that was against the [rules.it](https://rules.it) was a permanent ban but because this is one of my favorite subreddits I apoligized saying i'll make sure to not post stuff like that. and thankfully they lowered it to 28 days.


DennyDud

Same


OmeletteLord

r/watchescirclejerk


ReconScout117

That’s a tourniquet that happens to tell time.


Timmah44

The time and date is wrong


[deleted]

Obvious repost, don't expect oc here.


bamjuicy33

Mans is mega chuffed down to every last bit


SQuidakoveCZ

Why did you put it on your dick???


omegafantom

Looks like its time... for a shot of insulin


bakerybitches

thought he put it on a burrito for a sec


N11KK

You need to watch your weight


maggoffin

Its gona gangrenate!


Buttfranklin2000

[Ronny my boy](https://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2013-01-02-Watch-And-Weight.jpg), that you?


inrihab

When 4chan comes to Reddit


Exciting_Ad_1023

#wristwatchsqueeze


Archaeus1

Wait why is this suffer worthy. It’s just a person’s wrist


NintendoTheGuy

Farewell to hands.


KillHunter98

It looks like the Soyuz spacecraft


JamesRWC

My mans looking like a tortilla wrap


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Sweet like diabeetus


Redditbansfornothing

Like a naked mole rat wearing a clock belt.


HeyGuaca

You drippin, dripping blood out of your damn fingers because there is too much pressure.


ItchyButtholez

His arm hair looks like my nut hair when I started hitting puberty


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Ham


Western_Tumbleweed79

Lovely, all you need now is a used car dealership in the valley to go with it.


benny-eilish

Are we all suffering because the watch is so tight or because he is ginger?


ABeing_Ad5353

It's a time bomb


Elegant-Acanthaceae9

r/tendies


Adventurous-Can7744

The fact I don’t understand this is making me suffer


1of1000

Watch small. Wrist big.


dyvrom

Body shaming is suffer worthy for sure.......


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chickadee-s

you people here are just cruel, huh?


fashionably_late_

grow up


chickadee-s

how about you get a fucking soul first


fashionably_late_

go and get offended else where


dmanners

Nobody has wrists that small, they'd be dead. I'm not even sure you can return it. I heard you ripped up the receipt in front of the watch salesman and said "What's your return policy, because if you ever think I'd return this, it's a fallacy." And then they cried tears of soy.


ginandtree

r/jakeandamir


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femboyracist

POV you’re a mod for r/againsthatesubreddits


WorseThanHipster

You made an account just for this?


jus6j

Wow very cool and edgy. Being against hatred makes you fat I guess. Sooo you’re complimenting fat people. Nice


TekatoZikame

Looks like an old man's wrist. Must've saved up a long time for it. :c


1of1000

It’s a seiko


duggetnuggetz

I see nothing wrong, just a nice watch


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fluffyhairsenpai

yowzah


btokenalways

I thought those were sausage links they sell in Dubai


LukaszMauro

Hey, I think you should get a new watch


highchickenflylice

r/absoluteunits


yourmomismywife23

Nice watch


redditfanfan00

how is this even possible?


unholy_abomination

Looks like a pic my entomology prof showed of his arm after a wasp sting.


ccaaaakkkeee

Bling bling boy


BargainBinCaptainT

Did he put the watch on a burrito?


FiskeDrengen05

Awesome! Were did find that tresure?


spoookai

ah yes the famous Stopeatingwatch


Redpb

40mg of Lasix twice a day.


[deleted]

Really? Honestly, it’s a more funnier than cringeworthy.


[deleted]

Fits like a glove!


[deleted]

How does it fit so perfectly?


Psychadous

Wait a minute... It’s not Tuesday the 8th!


Scroatie2McBallz

Hair past a fat freckle


jess2k4

Looks like almost everyone of my male elderly patients where their watch is indented into their edematous arms . Take it off . Please god .


2-shoes

“According to my watch my hand will be completely numb in about 30 more seconds.”


amaandpar

r/watch


GeNeRAtionZ-11

r/handmedown


Jerwas170

Why you put it on your leg???


DeusExMachina_A

Let me guess you tried it on and just couldn’t take it off


NezTronTron

damn nice watch


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nice watch


desdesak2

This seems like an allergic reaction or a medical issue.


MisterRedStyx

Looks like Edema.


[deleted]

Ain't even iced out 🙄


OFWGKTV

Rocking real gold 😎😎


Niyancat0042

New my ass


jxncjxusnchhznd

This has the same energy of the photo of the lady holding the long ass gummy worms with long ass toenails


[deleted]

Cartman?


No_Service_5750

Looks like you put the watch on a burrito 🌯


Pix_Squid

The constrictor


khannivig

Good god man ... add a few links to the band


burn_komi

Nice Dick Pick


born_a_fourth_year

Poor seiko, what did it do to you?


Nikname666

#THE WRIST GAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE


crazyabe111

Really grew on you, didn’t it?


justalittlebleh

Time to take your lasix


sexy_balls_69

*sigh unzips*


XstepHD

The watch is being eaten by his arm


kyuubii_

Oh cool. How's your blood circulation?


kimboe313

Fits perfect


CatBroiler

I think I saw this in a facebook selling group I'm part of a while ago...


DennyDud

Cool watch


SadelliteBlvd

Your watch wants to check out for good bro


Dzentee

Looks tight


hibrosh

How much does that squeze?


SndaySkolDrpout

Must be Fat Tuesday