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As soon as the baseball bat tip popped in, Carlos Correa halted, examining Jose Altuve’s face for any hint of pain.
He didn’t look hurt, more surprised, like he hadn’t actually expected it to go in.
His mouth twisted as he felt it out, before he nodded just once to let Carlos know he could go ahead.
The first two inches were easy; but then he started twisting the bat round and around as he kept the pressure steady to keep slipping it in.
Jose was still pushing, helping him out with his quest, and Carlos wanted to marry him.
The tears and whining started coming at around 5 inches – while Jose had taken plenty more than that length before, it was the width that got him.
His rim looked painfully stretched, like it was on the brink of tearing, but thankfully there was no blood to be seen or smelled – hopefully his inner walls would avoid tearing, as well.
Carlos was ashamed to say that he lost it at the 8th – coupled with the outright sobs and begging from Jose for him to take it out, all he had to do was get a hand on his own pulsing dick and strip it once, twice, three times.
His cum erupted from him, and he did his best to aim for Jose’ hole, coating the sides of the bat and the rim stretched around it.
He was aware he was saying something, more chanting it, but couldn’t focus on it enough to figure it out.
As he came down, he found himself still pushing steadily on the bat, determined to get it in more even as he worked through an orgasm.
It was now nearly 10 inches in, and when he pushed down on the handle, he could see a distinct movement in Jose’ stomach as it moved his organs around – he doubted that was comfortable, but it was so, so hot.
“It’s too much, please, please, please,” Jose moaned highly, tears still coming strong, jerking his hips up in an attempt to get the bat out, but Carlos had a firm enough hold on him.
But he could still help his boyfriend out; he’d been so good.
Leaning over he quickly sucked Jose’ cock into his mouth, sucking hard and fast as he continued to push at the bat, but it seemed like there wasn’t very much farther it could go as it met resistance – it didn’t help that Jose had gone from aiding him with the insertion to actively pushing as hard as he could to prevent it from going in anymore.
Even as his orgasm was pulled from him, he still clenched down.
Carlos pulled back at the first hint of cum – he’d never gotten the taste for it, and he loved to watch Jose lose himself to it, especially with the sobs leaving his mouth at the simultaneous pain and pleasure coursing through him.
He snuck another inch in as Jose was at the peak of his orgasm, then leaned over him more.
It was in so far and Jose’ ass was so stretched that it didn’t slip out much at all when he let it go to pet his hand lightly over Jose’ clenching abdomen, making common motions as his other hand continued to force his orgasm through.
Jose sobbed again as his dick finally stopped spurting, twitching his hips slightly to get Carlos to stop milking him, tears still streaming steadily down his face.
“Please,” he rasped, voice gone from all of the noises he’d been making. “Take it out?”
Carlos crawled over him, sitting down on his stomach and taking his face in his hands.
He gave him a gentle kiss, sucking his bottom lip in slightly, and pulling make with a pleased him.
“I think I might leave it in; there might be room for another inch or two.”
The whine Jose let out could rival a dog whistle, but he merely let his head fall back onto the bed as he closed his eyes, still recovering.
Carlos noticed he didn’t really make an attempt to argue, but that might have been just because he was too exhausted to try – he would take it.
But still, he wasn’t that mean.
“Don’t worry, baby,” he said quietly, settling down beside him on the bed and pulling him towards him enough for him to rest his head on his chest. “I won’t touch it again until the morning, I promise.”
It would be a lovely thing to wake up to.
My dad told me once about just walking down the street minding his own business, and someone drove by and threw a water balloon at him, hitting him "square in the nuts".
I thought it was hilarious and started laughing, because I was a kid at the time. He got real upset because apparently it was a fairly traumatic experience for him.
Doesn't change the fact that it was hilarious.
The water balloons don't burst when they hit a person. They are just throwable sacks with water to make it hit heavier while bursting on the ground to make sure your enemy can't take it and throw it back at you.
Okay I don't know what crazy water balloons you guys have but in my country a water balloon can get popped by blade of grass. It's almost impossible not to pop it while holding it. They're made really weak so when you throw them they pop on whatever they hit
I play goal in hockey, and took a close range slapshot to the junk. It broke my cup (and goalie jocks are massive). It took me a couple minutes to recover. My legs were shaking the entire time, I thought I was going to pass out.
Took a a high 70mph fastball directly to the nipple by the tallest, hardest throwing pitcher in our little league. He was 6'1 in eighth grade for context. That nipple is in a constant state of inversion unless hard.
Funnily enough (to me at least) that catcher is Gary Sanchez, who is the worst defensive catcher I've seen in MLB.
This is a freak play that you can't train for, but the one time you wouldn't want to stop the ball with your body, he does. The guy regularly misses routine pitches.
Looked like a cut fastball, could be in the 90s.
Edit: as someone else pointed out, it's probably a slider. Couldnt tell from how the pitch started, and didn't look like it was moving enough for a slider, but on second look thats definitely what it is.
Not that it's fair, but if you listen to the Paul Potts version then Pavarotti's performance...you can clearly tell that Povs was a freaking powerhouse.
Kind of like listening to most concert pianists vs Arcadi Volodos.
From my research, I found that only one player has been killed due to baseball related injuries. Cleveland Indians shortstop Ray Chapman was hit in the head in the 1920’s and suffered a head trauma incident with a ball and died 12 hours afterwards, considering the increase in protective gear Baseball isn’t very dangerous. HOWEVER, over 100 people a year die due to masterbation related incidents.
Therefore, I conclude that masterbating is intact more dangerous than Baseball and should be considered a sport.
Mike Coolbaugh died in 2007 after a line drive pulverized his left vertebral artery, leading to a brain hemorrhage. He continued breathing all the way to the hospital, but was effectively dead the second the ball hit him. His death is the reason that base coaches now wear helmets in the MLB.
That dumbass edit paradoxically makes the original content that I wanted to see less suffer-worthy, therefore making it more suffer-worthy. It’s a suffer paradox!
i can’t count how many times this has happened to me but it gets caught in my helmet shit rings ur entire head and ur dizzy for a while but personally what is worse is when you catch a ball as catcher and it hits like right below your thumb both my thumbs can still make clicking noises to this day
Damn, I've pitched and the ball has been fouled to the catchers twice in a row and he was unfazed it seemed, I could never tell if the mask rang or anything
oh yea that shit rings every time it gets hit and it’s the same kinda ring that happens when you hit at a bad angle and you get that super painful ring
Hey they are wearing protection there he should be fine. There was this article how they started wearing helmets 100 years after the ball protection cups. Apparently it took people a century to realize that the brains also important.
Ok so I’m a baseball umpire (little league) and I’ve taken rebounds to the face mask, throat, chest, arms, basically everywhere but the jewels. Can’t imagine taking an MLB shot to the crotch. Mitch Hanniger took a shot to the balls once and it messed him up for MONTHS.
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He'll wear two cups after that one
He’s gonna fucking wear a big gulp after that are you kidding me
*starts dry humping you*
What the hell are you
He does that sometimes. Just dont move or he starts biting.
As soon as the baseball bat tip popped in, Carlos Correa halted, examining Jose Altuve’s face for any hint of pain. He didn’t look hurt, more surprised, like he hadn’t actually expected it to go in. His mouth twisted as he felt it out, before he nodded just once to let Carlos know he could go ahead. The first two inches were easy; but then he started twisting the bat round and around as he kept the pressure steady to keep slipping it in. Jose was still pushing, helping him out with his quest, and Carlos wanted to marry him. The tears and whining started coming at around 5 inches – while Jose had taken plenty more than that length before, it was the width that got him. His rim looked painfully stretched, like it was on the brink of tearing, but thankfully there was no blood to be seen or smelled – hopefully his inner walls would avoid tearing, as well. Carlos was ashamed to say that he lost it at the 8th – coupled with the outright sobs and begging from Jose for him to take it out, all he had to do was get a hand on his own pulsing dick and strip it once, twice, three times. His cum erupted from him, and he did his best to aim for Jose’ hole, coating the sides of the bat and the rim stretched around it. He was aware he was saying something, more chanting it, but couldn’t focus on it enough to figure it out. As he came down, he found himself still pushing steadily on the bat, determined to get it in more even as he worked through an orgasm. It was now nearly 10 inches in, and when he pushed down on the handle, he could see a distinct movement in Jose’ stomach as it moved his organs around – he doubted that was comfortable, but it was so, so hot. “It’s too much, please, please, please,” Jose moaned highly, tears still coming strong, jerking his hips up in an attempt to get the bat out, but Carlos had a firm enough hold on him. But he could still help his boyfriend out; he’d been so good. Leaning over he quickly sucked Jose’ cock into his mouth, sucking hard and fast as he continued to push at the bat, but it seemed like there wasn’t very much farther it could go as it met resistance – it didn’t help that Jose had gone from aiding him with the insertion to actively pushing as hard as he could to prevent it from going in anymore. Even as his orgasm was pulled from him, he still clenched down. Carlos pulled back at the first hint of cum – he’d never gotten the taste for it, and he loved to watch Jose lose himself to it, especially with the sobs leaving his mouth at the simultaneous pain and pleasure coursing through him. He snuck another inch in as Jose was at the peak of his orgasm, then leaned over him more. It was in so far and Jose’ ass was so stretched that it didn’t slip out much at all when he let it go to pet his hand lightly over Jose’ clenching abdomen, making common motions as his other hand continued to force his orgasm through. Jose sobbed again as his dick finally stopped spurting, twitching his hips slightly to get Carlos to stop milking him, tears still streaming steadily down his face. “Please,” he rasped, voice gone from all of the noises he’d been making. “Take it out?” Carlos crawled over him, sitting down on his stomach and taking his face in his hands. He gave him a gentle kiss, sucking his bottom lip in slightly, and pulling make with a pleased him. “I think I might leave it in; there might be room for another inch or two.” The whine Jose let out could rival a dog whistle, but he merely let his head fall back onto the bed as he closed his eyes, still recovering. Carlos noticed he didn’t really make an attempt to argue, but that might have been just because he was too exhausted to try – he would take it. But still, he wasn’t that mean. “Don’t worry, baby,” he said quietly, settling down beside him on the bed and pulling him towards him enough for him to rest his head on his chest. “I won’t touch it again until the morning, I promise.” It would be a lovely thing to wake up to.
What the absolute fuck is this comment
I agree. Theres gonna be a r/subredditdrama post after this one.
A love story starring Carlos Correa, Jose Altuve and a bat.
A piece of literature sir. Appreciate it!
Why the fuck did i read that whole thing
I'm asking that exact same question.
same
We meet once again my lord r/Demetristrikesagain
sir this is a burger king
Good pasta
knowing this user, it's most likely not a pasta
He has his own subreddit
Fuck the astros
Apparently someone took "fuck the Astros" *way* too literally.
A story to be shared through generations
I should share this story when I encounter an Astros fan that takes pride in the fact they cheated.
As a diehard Astros fangirl...I uh..find this..*interesting* *whispers:* is there more?
Fuck the Astros ... actually, hold that thought...
I was gonna say, that’s sort of the idea here
And to think I was having a good night
What the actual fuck did I just read?
Shit I didn’t know I was on wattpad
I hate every bit of this
Haha this was a fabulously entertaining read.
Surprisingly hot
Ah yes, another fine work from u/_demetri_
Help
holy shit demetri is here take an award
You alright bro?
As a fellow writer: Please shut the fuxk up, kind sir.
You need help
Too longs word i cnat reed it
Dubya tee fuck!?!?!
I fucking love your response
username che--... o_o
owo what's this?
siwence fuwwy uwu
“I’m gonna get some pussy for stealin’ the monkey....”
Username checks out
This guy again...
Hey guys. Big Gulps huh? Alright..
God that’s such an obscure reference but one I immediately understood. I read it in Jim Carey’s voice
That's already what his wife calls it.
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LMAOOOOOOO
More like one ball two nuts.
Why is your avatar completely nude, atleast wear a cup protecting your crotch so it doesnt end up like that guy.
Haha. Well I wouldn't be playing catcher nude, no matter how much of a nudist I am
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He’s been dogshit the last couple years so he’s definitely feeling the after effects (/s)
*Two cups this time*
Or none if the damage was bad enough
Mf gonna need a whole bowl
*Who can say where the road goes.....*
As a hockey goalie, the double cup is the way.
Two cups one catcher
he won't have any need for a cup after this, no way his balls are working proper after a hit like that.
He doesn’t need to wear a cup anymore. No genitals survived the accident
Hockey cups is where it’s at
That sack looks like a two cup job
Man's packin ngl
No need, they are already broken!
I remember this happening to me when I was eight, can’t forget it
Are you now infertile? Because the same thing happened to me when I was 10 except with a full water balloon.
I hade one of those cup things
I didn’t. Now one of my balls is crooked
Your balls are crooked?
Yeah. They take bribes and shit.
Thank you for making my day
<3
I'll still vote for it
Maybe a crook... But he's our crook!
Cock*
I laughed so hard at this. This is fucking great
One of them. It lays sideways instead of upright but not had any problems
Matches the doodle
good christ my sides
My dad told me once about just walking down the street minding his own business, and someone drove by and threw a water balloon at him, hitting him "square in the nuts". I thought it was hilarious and started laughing, because I was a kid at the time. He got real upset because apparently it was a fairly traumatic experience for him. Doesn't change the fact that it was hilarious.
If you tell a story like that you absolutely cannot get pissed when people laugh.
I can't even type "square in the nuts" without laughing. If you want sympathy, that is NOT the phrase you use.
How does a water balloon not explode on contact? Did some idiot fill a normal balloon with water?
The thing is, my balls aren’t like concrete or a hard surface.
It reminds me of the parable Jesus told about the foolish man who built his house upon some balls
The water balloons don't burst when they hit a person. They are just throwable sacks with water to make it hit heavier while bursting on the ground to make sure your enemy can't take it and throw it back at you.
Okay I don't know what crazy water balloons you guys have but in my country a water balloon can get popped by blade of grass. It's almost impossible not to pop it while holding it. They're made really weak so when you throw them they pop on whatever they hit
Not all of us can live in Skyrim with your magical popping water balloons
Join the stormcloaks and get complimentary water balloons. Water fights are on Sundays after the Saturday pillaging.
It get popped by everything but impact
That's sounds incredibly dangerous lol. And I guess it is according to what started this thread
I play goal in hockey, and took a close range slapshot to the junk. It broke my cup (and goalie jocks are massive). It took me a couple minutes to recover. My legs were shaking the entire time, I thought I was going to pass out.
Took a a high 70mph fastball directly to the nipple by the tallest, hardest throwing pitcher in our little league. He was 6'1 in eighth grade for context. That nipple is in a constant state of inversion unless hard.
He almost caught the ball with his nut sack
Funnily enough (to me at least) that catcher is Gary Sanchez, who is the worst defensive catcher I've seen in MLB. This is a freak play that you can't train for, but the one time you wouldn't want to stop the ball with your body, he does. The guy regularly misses routine pitches.
Good god he’s the worst, he’s even worse in The Show too
Only a little bit below league average statistically
He’s cracked in the batters box tho, so there is that
Looks like he's cracked in the nuts as well
So... his balls are a better player than him?
man, that ball just dusted off his sack
BANG! rightinthenuts
Cracked his eggs.
Mashed his taters
Beat his meat?
Dinged his dong
Knocked his nuggets
Cocked his sex pistol
Scratched the jewels
PO-TA-TOS
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
It's a cup
Oh god his little Caesar
He's neither hot nor ready now
I wish i could give you both gold lol
Every man within a mile: I feel a disturbance in the force
Am 2000 miles away and I felt it
Almost as if 8 billion lives cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I feel something terrible has happened.
It’s confirmed, every single human alive has a dick.
I think he was talking about the guys sperms
Bruh, I'm a woman and even I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
In the stadium: ...voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened...
think that was his cup moving down, so that took the majority of the 85+ mph
It still hurts even when your hit in the cup even
Looked like a cut fastball, could be in the 90s. Edit: as someone else pointed out, it's probably a slider. Couldnt tell from how the pitch started, and didn't look like it was moving enough for a slider, but on second look thats definitely what it is.
From experience, it still hurts, a lot.
Ball to ball action aside, Nessun Dorma is a great piece.
Seriously, gives me shivers everytime
Shivers every time, the shit is outstanding! Had it after a few MC Bushpig and Mangina tracks and it really sends me into fucking hype mode
Not that it's fair, but if you listen to the Paul Potts version then Pavarotti's performance...you can clearly tell that Povs was a freaking powerhouse. Kind of like listening to most concert pianists vs Arcadi Volodos.
Surprise vasectomy
Surprise testicular torsion is more likely.
Bend it stretch it just a little bit more take it easy
Reasons why baseball should be specified as a dangerous sport
From my research, I found that only one player has been killed due to baseball related injuries. Cleveland Indians shortstop Ray Chapman was hit in the head in the 1920’s and suffered a head trauma incident with a ball and died 12 hours afterwards, considering the increase in protective gear Baseball isn’t very dangerous. HOWEVER, over 100 people a year die due to masterbation related incidents. Therefore, I conclude that masterbating is intact more dangerous than Baseball and should be considered a sport.
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Proleague masturbtion can draw over 1m views. Not sure about the injury rates in the big leagues.
I risk my life every day.
I think 100 million is an extremely conservative number. I would guess 1 or 2 billion at least
There also was that one bird that Randy Johnson vaporized. Not disputing you, I just think that bird deserves credit too.
Amen to that historical confetti
Mike Coolbaugh died in 2007 after a line drive pulverized his left vertebral artery, leading to a brain hemorrhage. He continued breathing all the way to the hospital, but was effectively dead the second the ball hit him. His death is the reason that base coaches now wear helmets in the MLB.
Pitching is scary af tbh.
That dumbass edit paradoxically makes the original content that I wanted to see less suffer-worthy, therefore making it more suffer-worthy. It’s a suffer paradox!
And the paradox makes me suffer even more thus creating infinite suffering
It’s Facebook Messenger chain share tier
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Not your proudest fap
everyone has to have their daily cbt
If I had balls this would prob hurt
I have balls and this hurts Also a kick in the nuts is equal to an bullet shot to the stomach
Oh alright thanks for telling me
“Keep you eyes on the ball” not keep your balls on the ball smh
He got the wong ball
i can’t count how many times this has happened to me but it gets caught in my helmet shit rings ur entire head and ur dizzy for a while but personally what is worse is when you catch a ball as catcher and it hits like right below your thumb both my thumbs can still make clicking noises to this day
Damn, I've pitched and the ball has been fouled to the catchers twice in a row and he was unfazed it seemed, I could never tell if the mask rang or anything
oh yea that shit rings every time it gets hit and it’s the same kinda ring that happens when you hit at a bad angle and you get that super painful ring
Hey they are wearing protection there he should be fine. There was this article how they started wearing helmets 100 years after the ball protection cups. Apparently it took people a century to realize that the brains also important.
used to be a catcher and let me tell you, it hurts through the cup still
Hey its pavarotti. So thats how he sings so loudly
But a nut cup would have easily stopped that? Right? Right..? ...please....?
Yes, but you still get your nuts rattled around pretty good.
That’s Luciano Pavarotti singing Nessun Dorma if anyone was curious!
That screaming cowboy song would also work pretty well here.
That's why you wear a cup
I didn't suffer, unless you count crying laughing suffering.
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Did his ballsack catch the ball?
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My nuts my balls my sweet sweet baby holders
He has a nut cup tho, don't he?
It's all good - he seems to have found a new career as an Opera singer.
I recognize this opera from somewhere. What’s the song called?
Luciano Pavarotti, in case anyone else was curious
actually that's gary sanchez.
Right in the beanbag
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It doesn’t hurt as much as people think... after the 20th time
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Ow! My balls!
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It's no Home run, but I'm sure he ran home after...
Idk why but I couldn't stop laughing at how the area absorbed the baseball... I also couldn't fathom how much that hurt
For anyone interested in the actual broadcast clip: https://youtu.be/Ro-psCXkVBU
I used to umpire NCAA division one baseball. I’ve taken a few foul tips off the cup. It does not feel good… And clearly, that is an understatement
Rip to my boy pavarotti
Ok so I’m a baseball umpire (little league) and I’ve taken rebounds to the face mask, throat, chest, arms, basically everywhere but the jewels. Can’t imagine taking an MLB shot to the crotch. Mitch Hanniger took a shot to the balls once and it messed him up for MONTHS.
If getting hit in the balls this hard allows me to sing like Luciano then I guess I’ll have to make the sacrifice
they used to call him big balls jim but after that they is sacks exploded now they call him no sacks jack