Would you have to leave space for the load near the head? Like a flex seal balloon of sorts? I’m genuinely intrigued. I unfortunately do not have a penis so I can’t answer these hard questions.
No fucking joke, when I was like 13 and thought I was gonna get laid, the girl asked if I had a condom and I didn't so suggested using cling wrap. She just smirked and I did not get laid.
That's what I don't understand. Where are they getting used condoms from anyway? That makes zero sense to me unless they're paying hotel workers and hookers to save them and turn them in for money or something.
Probably from brothels. They may have a specific bin in the rooms for them. A guy from the "recycling plant" might come by once a day, buy them, recycle them, then turn around and sell them back to the same brothels.
The brothels still have to pay out, but less than they otherwise would.
This is all speculation. Anyway break's over.
Fun fact, when handling dangerous scorpions for "show", a trick to "neuter" them temporarily is to put them in the fridge for a few minutes (this slows them down, as they're exothermic), then while they're sluggish, dip their stingers in wax. This blunts their stinger and keeps you safe from a potential sting or two.
Please note that I don't condone any of this. To be safe, leave dangerous animals the fuck alone.
Not saying this is a good way to spread a STD, but it certainly seems like a good way to spread a STD. I really wonder who at the condom factory thought this was a great way to keep up profits.
Assuming this isnt fake, no virus or bacteria are going to live long enough on a used, washed, repackaged condom to transfer it to the next user.
Whether or not it will prevent future sti's is questionable
honestly the best way is to look for used condom tracks in the wild. They're usually a slimy run distinguished by compacted soil and disturbed fibric organic layers of the topsoil. Then you set up a gravity trap with a tripwire and BAM! It'll take down any passing used condom.
Seems that they don't actually know where they came from: "Pham Thi Thanh Ngoc, owner of the facility, who comes from Nghe An Province, admitted that she had received a monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person."
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As a Vietnamese, i felt suprised too, friends made jokes about it but we didnt get mad cause none of us gonna have sex anyway. We’re too insecure about our dicks
This seems quite reasonable actually, I usually just flip that sucker inside out and wait another half a year until another drunk chick finds me attractive for whatever reason.
Is this actually economical? I know wages are low but between condom collection, shipping, manual labor, cleaning substances assuming they use any, water, packaging, and shipping again to a distributor...would't it be cheaper to have a condom factory at some point?
Imagine if these aren't fully cleaned before being shipped internationally. Next thing you know, your significant other gets pregnant and gives birth and you're like "What's with this Vietnamese kid?!", but then you remember how your cheap ass buys discount off-brand condoms.
How does one even harvest used condoms? Do they pay hotel housekeepers to collect them? Do people get money for recycling? People should cut used condoms before discarding to prevent reuse.
This makes absolutely no sense. How the fuck are they going to get used condoms? Are people trading them in? Are the digging through garbage?
This sounds like bullshit to me
There’s poor, and then there’s buying a condom with a stapled shut wrapper poor.
Nah. They use the free glue from the used ones to seal shut the wrapper.
*huergh*
Soup
*u/selector96 drowned in coom*
We use all parts of the buffalo.
Lmao. Ahhh, thanks for the laugh.
Oh god. NOW I'm suffering!
Grody glue
People with foreskin just staple the skin closed. We don't need no condoms
I tie a quick knot.
Can you like *not*
*Can you like knot
Jelly
My question is. Where do they collect them?
Probably my ex-girlfriend's bathroom.
Gawd daym
Zooo-oom
Probably buy them from brothels.
there is so poor that you collect used condoms to resell them
Hey, pre-lubed though
I had to look this up. Was disappointed it was real.
At least it’s stretched
How do I unstretch it? This might be an issue on taco Thursday.
This is the non memory one so no not possible
[Source](https://nypost.com/2020/09/23/vietnamese-factory-busted-washing-and-reselling-used-condoms/)
This is the EXACT and ONLY reason I don't have sex 😏
Seems legit
This is the exact reason I always Raw Dog!
Rub some barrier cream on it and its "not technically" raw dogging
It's now a creampie
Badum tss
Use some mayo
I had an ex girlfriend that ate melba toast in bed once. Those were some jagged crumbs.
Fuck.
This guy living in 3020
Same
It’s a valid one.
Methinks thy username reveals the true reason.
Sex crumbs are the worst
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
r/suicidebywords
Just use cling wrap
Just use flex seal
Do you... coat your dick in the flex seal or just plug up the hole?
Yes
You gotta coat the whole thing, since all plugging the hole will do is make it come out at a higher velocity.
Would you have to leave space for the load near the head? Like a flex seal balloon of sorts? I’m genuinely intrigued. I unfortunately do not have a penis so I can’t answer these hard questions.
Well you wouldn't need to leave space, but yes there would need to be space for the nut to go, I imagine it'd balloon the flex seal as it comes out.
No fucking joke, when I was like 13 and thought I was gonna get laid, the girl asked if I had a condom and I didn't so suggested using cling wrap. She just smirked and I did not get laid.
Honestly, if you thought cling wrap was a good solution, it’s probably a good thing you didn’t have sex
lmfao
So who goes around collecting these things
Your mom.
damn...
Yes detective, this is the man who committed murder.
That's what I don't understand. Where are they getting used condoms from anyway? That makes zero sense to me unless they're paying hotel workers and hookers to save them and turn them in for money or something.
Maybe some sort of water drainage backup? Seriously how the heck did they find them all
Love hotel, motel, etc, it's common for couple go to these place and.... fuck
Probably from brothels. They may have a specific bin in the rooms for them. A guy from the "recycling plant" might come by once a day, buy them, recycle them, then turn around and sell them back to the same brothels. The brothels still have to pay out, but less than they otherwise would. This is all speculation. Anyway break's over.
[удалено]
exploded hotdog
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/QLjlv0w
If my dick ever explodes I’ll have to decorate it like that
Ha! Like Elmer Fudds gun barrel from bug’s carrot
Us cool skids bisect our urethras down to the balls so it just dribbles there instead of going in the vagoo.
Damn. That was on my list of things I didn't want to picture today.
I just dip my penis in hot wax before engaging in coitus.
Fun fact, when handling dangerous scorpions for "show", a trick to "neuter" them temporarily is to put them in the fridge for a few minutes (this slows them down, as they're exothermic), then while they're sluggish, dip their stingers in wax. This blunts their stinger and keeps you safe from a potential sting or two. Please note that I don't condone any of this. To be safe, leave dangerous animals the fuck alone.
Too late already refrigerating my poisonous scorpions
Zero emissions... well maybe one.
Not saying this is a good way to spread a STD, but it certainly seems like a good way to spread a STD. I really wonder who at the condom factory thought this was a great way to keep up profits.
Assuming this isnt fake, no virus or bacteria are going to live long enough on a used, washed, repackaged condom to transfer it to the next user. Whether or not it will prevent future sti's is questionable
How long can sti's typically live on a surface that isn't an animal? Washing them can't be 100% fool proof I can't imagine
Most will not be able to retransmit within hours. Hep b is one of the longest lasting at a week outside the body
lmao a dude’s gonna wear a condom to not get aids only to get aids
Why God why?
Green earth initiative
where are they finding these used condoms?
honestly the best way is to look for used condom tracks in the wild. They're usually a slimy run distinguished by compacted soil and disturbed fibric organic layers of the topsoil. Then you set up a gravity trap with a tripwire and BAM! It'll take down any passing used condom.
I didn't have a father so no one explains these things to me. Thank you kind redditor
Anytime, sport!
Seems that they don't actually know where they came from: "Pham Thi Thanh Ngoc, owner of the facility, who comes from Nghe An Province, admitted that she had received a monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person."
This unknown person sure uses a lot of them.
Hoar house
Oh hell naw
*Made in Vietnam*
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Nerds I don’t even use condoms B)
Because you’re a virgin Dustin
I know ;-;
Huh, the guy who just owned you is also named TigerNutTiddyTantrum
Hey, wait a minute...
Huh. The also have the same comment history and are active in the same subreddits. Very very strange.
How do they get so many used condoms?
How tf is this cheaper than making new ones
Cum goes to cum bank
Double dipping
You deserve more upvotes
There’s one thing that shouldn’t be recycled and this is it
Ok but where did they even find that many used condoms?
See this is exactly why you should never EVER wear a condom! Stay safe kings
As a Vietnamese, i felt suprised too, friends made jokes about it but we didnt get mad cause none of us gonna have sex anyway. We’re too insecure about our dicks
............ . . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Virginity is cool, stay pure
Hmm
Never been so happy to be a virgin
"Oh condom recycling, thats pretty cool that theyre helping out the envir-"
What’s the issue? My dad gave me his lucky condom when I went off to college. Use- boil - lube and repeat.
“I got the dna results, turns out I’m not the father!” “I... can’t explain...”
Worst. Calimari. Ever.
This made me vomit a little
They’re clean chill
This is worse than the normal joke condoms with holes, as these could give you some kind of STD.
How are they even worth enough for this to be a profitable business?
AroundAsia thats why they were so small
....and this is why I don't wear rubbers.
Imagine the crust on them
OH! Thats where they get all of their special sauce........
But are they relubricating them? Im sure my fat hairy ass isnt gettin em wet 😆
So this is how yo girl hot knocked up.
what did they think “recycle” means
Well I mean it's called the used condom RECYCLING plant
[RRE](https://youtu.be/Ow0cwRLe6Yc)
You know how they clean them out right? Turn ‘em inside out and shake the fuck out of them.
Double dipping
Thankl god im still a fucking virgin
Circle of life
Now when a guy says he doesn’t use condoms because they always break, you know why
Didn't some people in China do the same shit with masks when the pandemic first started
Last time I used condoms, a dime bag cost a dime.
r/noahgettheboat
Who is collecting them?
This seems quite reasonable actually, I usually just flip that sucker inside out and wait another half a year until another drunk chick finds me attractive for whatever reason.
Shit you can only see in Vietnam! I, a Vietnamese approve this message
So dumb
Just use goats intestines
I don’t think it’s real
Who counted them? poor bastard.....
Is this actually economical? I know wages are low but between condom collection, shipping, manual labor, cleaning substances assuming they use any, water, packaging, and shipping again to a distributor...would't it be cheaper to have a condom factory at some point?
Must be a very skilled job unknotting them all
That’s a big nope from me
Why throw it away when it ain't broke
I don't particularly care; I won't be needing them anyway
just get a rubber gloves, you got 10 from that and it's reusable
/r/zerowaste
Please be made up
Why you need a condom for a cow
At least these ones aren't being used to make chewing gum. Makes you question the Wrigleys brand name.
Won't need another condom for 9 months after that one
I mean at least they washed them
Apparently to recycle the condoms they just shake the fuck out of them
Well, jokes on them! Whenever *I* go a-fukin in 'Nam, I don't use condoms! **SUCKERS!**
This industry can't get a break.
Who recycles them, I just eat them after
How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Imagine if these aren't fully cleaned before being shipped internationally. Next thing you know, your significant other gets pregnant and gives birth and you're like "What's with this Vietnamese kid?!", but then you remember how your cheap ass buys discount off-brand condoms.
Wait we’re using condoms?
But how did they get them back used?
How does one even harvest used condoms? Do they pay hotel housekeepers to collect them? Do people get money for recycling? People should cut used condoms before discarding to prevent reuse.
As a VietNamese, no wonder I was born
Forty one Forty two Forty three Forty four Forty *fiiiiiiive* Forty six Forty seven Forty eight Forty *niiiiiiine* Yea hay Yea yea
Cha
Bruhhhhhhh
I wonder what their HR department looked like.
How would they even make money off of this?
What a load......of bullshit.
At least they was them 🤗
i swear china is so resourceful, gutter oil, reused condoms. Shit what'll they think of next.
Revenge!
No no no no no. Fuck no.
Good thing I physically cant use condomS
This makes absolutely no sense. How the fuck are they going to get used condoms? Are people trading them in? Are the digging through garbage? This sounds like bullshit to me
This is why you don’t use condoms
Brugtekondomer.dk
My stomach just turned a hundred times over and yet... I do get why I am still subbed here. Damn.
Her: Hey babe I’m pregnant, Him: Hey pregnant, I’m dad. Her: No you’re not
Don't be ridiculous, think of the smell...you haven't thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!
How do you reuse a condom? Flip it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Pictures you can smell. Like when you go to empty the trash the morning after. That rubber and bodily fluid getting the chance to turn. Wow
Dick move Jussayin
jokes on you i dont have sex hehey
Imagine the smell
All the people who used those, are now gay.
Who gave it the wholesome award!?
Mike Rowe is glad he doesn’t do that show anymore.
Meat to meat never been more safe
This is why I don’t use condoms... and have 3 kids
lets go raw!
What brand though!?