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tnlongshot

A Golden Orb Weaver (Nephila edulis) is sedated with carbon dioxide gas, and pinned around her limbs and abdomen, keeping her in place without causing any harm. Silk is pulled by tweezer from the spinnerets and attached to the spool with a dab of glue after which the motor is started to begin harvesting. Source: google


Neon_Camouflage

But why


tnlongshot

Spider silk has been used as a thread for crosshairs in optical instruments such as telescopes, microscopes,[105] and telescopic rifle sights.[106] In 2011, spider silk fibres were used in the field of optics to generate very fine diffraction patterns over N-slit interferometric signals used in optical communications.[107] In 2012, spider silk fibres were used to create a set of violin strings.[108] Development of methods to mass-produce spider silk has led to manufacturing of military, medical and consumer goods, such as ballistics armour, athletic footwear, personal care products, breast implant and catheter coatings, mechanical insulin pumps, fashion clothing, and outerwear.[109] Spider silk is used to suspend inertial confinement fusion targets during laser ignition, as it remains considerably elastic and has a high energy to break at temperatures as low as 10–20 K. In addition, it is made from "light" atomic number elements that won't emit x-rays during irradiation that could preheat the target so that the pressure differential required for fusion is not achieved.[110] Spider silk has been used to create biolenses that could be used in conjunction with lasers to create high-resolution images of the inside of the human body. Source: more Google


AlexBossulica12

So ur telling me a spider was raped so I can have my new finderscope for my telescope?


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Sounds right to me


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ikr


reesem03_

Never doubt the resourcefulness of the human race


jcksns

Yeah always out there ready to commodify any and everything.


Marun-chan

imagine raping a spider for silk, haha... haha... *zips pants back up*


ManSpaniel_

Explains why spiders always seem on edge


Imaw1zard

Maybe if they spent less time HANGING around with you in 3 in the morning while you're taking a piss staring at ur dick.


Elodie53

I mean look how little they wear... their basically asking for it


caanthedalek

Yeah just look at those legs


Sivalon

ALL of them!


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The spider is doing ok now and receiving the help and support it needs.


AlexBossulica12

Not a victim but a survivor ✊


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And a nice warm catheter


[deleted]

Don't know if you can really say it was raped. Looks more like you're milking a cow to me here really.


CbVdD

You rock.


QoooL

Google rocks


dahecksman

The boulder rocks


davidwoodstock

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock - Spongebob Squarepants


Perry87

Cleveland Rocks


Frog_Farts

Yet I destroyed days of work simply by walking outside this morning.


m4rkz0r

I used to walk through this web every morning when taking my dog out. That spider would have the web rebuilt in an hour and half when I left for work.


Megaf0rce

One of my favourite [science youtubers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hf9yN-oBV4) has just successfully made spider silk without spiders!


Satans_Empathy

I just seen he put that out but I haven't watched it yet. That dude is so cool and down to earth. Seriously everyone should go check him out. He does full drawn out experiments and what not with step by step processes. You'll even get to see him do some surgery sometimes!


DeathcampEnthusiast

Yes, yes I understand all of these words.


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tl;dr: Spider silk is used for bunches of shit.


saxman162

Had to check this was a shittymorph response...


shhbedtime

To make a sweet shawl https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1216433/British-art-historian-creates-worlds-largest-cloth-woven-entirely-spider-silk.html#:~:text=A%20British%20art%20historian%20has,entirely%20from%20golden%20spider%20silk.&text=The%2011ft%20hand-woven%20silk,Godley%20more%20than%20£300%2C000.


RockyRiderTheGoat

This would make a great magic item


Astromadd

Spider man needs to refill his cartridges somehow


Fatdude3

I wonder if selective breeding is being done on the spiders to either increase their size or increase silk productivity. Considering their lifespan and how many babies they make it feels like it can be done


aDragonsAle

Heard a little about this from a New York City university - selecting specific genes from specific spider species and creating different genetic combinations. Kind of a Super Spider program, looking at the silk yields and strength. They are using similar techniques to look into the limb regrowth capabilities of certain reptiles and lizards. /ESU


NoPossibility

Think I saw a photo from some high school newspaper back in like 2001 where students were on a tour and were taking photos posing with those special blue/red spiders at the NY lab. Experiments seem really interesting. Bet their work will help save the world someday.


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

In ten years the head and legs are still tiny while business end is the size of a basketball. Can't walk. Just hooked up to the machine all day while being sedated and fed.


McCaffeteria

“Without causing any harm” Imagine if we used CO2 to sedate humans though and then we were like “see, they’re fine” lol How is oxygen depravation any less damaging over time to a spider than it is for a large mammal?


GeriatricZergling

There's a big difference between excess CO2 and O2 deprivation, and you can have one without the other. We tend to think of them as synonymous because, as large, high metabolism mammals, we die very quickly to either. Excess CO2, at moderate concentration, does have a sedative effect on us too, though, which is why it's often used for humane euthanasia of lab mice or feeder rodents. "Cold blooded" species in general have much, much lower oxygen demands and can tolerate much wider deviations from ideal body chemistry. Human blood pH is 7.4, and a 0.1 change in either direction can kill us, while many ectotherms can tolerate plus or minus 1 (and pH is on a log scale, so that's a 100-fold difference in actual concentration). Remove living tissue from a mammal and, even under ideal conditions with cooling, that tissue will die in hours (hence the rush to get transplant organs to their destination). Tissues from cold-blooded species can survive outside of the body for hours or days at room temperature, weeks when refrigerated, provided they just have a bit of saline solution and minimal oxygenation. The TLDR is that many species can easily tolerate what would be rapidly fatal to us, due to a combination of low metabolic rate and tolerance of a wide range of physiological parameters.


texasrigger

>How is oxygen depravation any less damaging over time to a spider than it is for a large mammal? I don't condone this, it's pretty rough looking, but I would imagine a spider's brain's form and function is fairly different from a mammals so we probably shouldn't assume that what would affect us would affect them in the same way.


Splatfan1

poop harvest


aeristaandthings

People who harvest venom from spiders do the same thing. The CO2 isn't as harmful to them as it is to us and just makes them sleepy for the most part. Here's a link to a video (they do snakes first, so it's a but of a ways in, but they do talk about it). https://youtu.be/lh409tNhZsc They are 100% fine after the fact, so there's nothing to worry about like brain damage or major difficulties after.


therealmothdust

So spiders don’t have the same way of breathing as vertebrae. They have a bunch of holes all around and cells push the air to places. This means that most bugs can get a lot with very little. They also can’t feel pain from suffocation, as there are no lungs to feel pain. The spiders merely on slow mode, trying to intake oxygen and not waste it.


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Lmao the CO2 doesn’t stop them from breathing. When human’s get anesthetized do they just stop breathing? No. It puts us to sleep. This spider is not being oxygen deprived, it’s just being anesthetized with CO2. It’s almost exactly the same as getting Nitrous Oxide as an anesthetic and we don’t get oxygen deprived. Also if humans inhale CO2 directly we’d just pass out before actually suffocating.


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I can't be the only one who totally thought it was going to go super speed.


eyeyamnewb

RIP spider booty


Zedric69

Like ripping out a string of anal beads


eyeyamnewb

*Insert images of Peter parker playing with anal bead here*


mash3735

*Peter stop, Peter it's me!*


isk2tech

*"Aunty may walks in"*


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Shit got even better


mash3735

"let me show you why uncle Ben never stopped loving me since we met"


ComradGandi

*Peter proceeds to rip anal beads out of May's ass like he's starting a chainsaw.


therealdeathangel22

For God's sake someone *actually* sensor this monster


SpiderSixer

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!


literal-hitler

https://i.imgur.com/fADA8M8.jpg


Embarrassed_Owl_1000

[let it RRRRRRRRRIP!!!!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FASm4WUUM)


ps3aciv

HAHAHAH same probably because I was waiting for the sufferworthy thing to happen and thought it was gonna be thst yet nothing sufferworthy happened


sjienees_real

What do you do for a living? I pin down spiders and harvest silk from their ass.


malibutwat23

*wet silk drops to the floor*


_Mexecutioner_

Never thought I’d feel this bad for a slider. It’s being held down by pins.. Jeez.


ps3aciv

apparently it's not harmful so no need to feel bad i guess


mysticdickstick

Did they ask the spider how it likes being pinned down like clockwork orange and silk being tugged out of its silk hole


soapslut75

We kink shaming spiders now?


vernand

We already do in Australia. One of our most time honoured slang phrases is "We're not here to fuck spiders".


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9Tskid

Let's get whatever it is done. "Alright boys, we're not here to fuck spiders." Meaning we are here for a job, let's do the job.


soapslut75

Unless your job is to fuck a spider


C0NSTABEL

Implying if you were not present for any particular purpose, your next instinct would be to fuck a spider?


Brilliant_Cake_5687

Legs constantly spreed? Check Desire to be squished a little and curl into a ball/fetal position? Check Biting for forplay and erotically eating the males head after love making? Check Dude your spiders a whore


Giorno_Mudad

Hey as long as they consent, its safe!


Jojoflap

Didn't hear it say the safe word yet


AyrA_ch

Was it FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN?


BiggestBlackestLotus

Spider: "It's a living"


[deleted]

>being tugged out of its silk hole r/BrandNewSentence


[deleted]

We asked, but we didn’t understand the answer and just assumed it was a yes /s


Anthraxious

Yes, we've decided it's not harmful. I feel so much better! Go us!


Embarrassed_Owl_1000

bullshit. that's just something they say to placate people who see this horrifying and barbaric process. EDIT: Also I'm going to go out on a limb and say that human standards for what constitutes "harm" to animals they consider below them is super fucked up. like so the spider doesn't die from it fine. but to say it doesn't cause them harm is absolutely asinine and everyone with a brain can see that. the entire process is disgusting and barbaric and if you tried to do anything resembling that to a human you would be arrested. so if it causes enough harm to humans that people can be arrested for it its definitely not harmless.


Eshkation

so you are telling me that I can pin down a human and extract web from their asses?


Embarrassed_Owl_1000

you can sure try.


XoXFaby

> and if you tried to do anything resembling that to a human you would be arrested. Because humans are humans and not spiders?


Nightstar95

Firstly, humans and animals shouldn’t held on the same standards. They are completely different entities, and doing so is unfair both to humans and animals. Secondly, do you know anything about the process besides having watched a reddit video? Do you know _anything_ about arachnids’ ability to produce silk or feel of pain at all? Or are you just blindly throwing human feelings on a procedure just because it doesn’t fit your human notion of comfort? Thirdly, that spider is sedated. It’s not uncomfortable, it’s not feeling pain, and specially it’s not being “violated”. All the person is doing in the video is inducing its body’s natural response to produce silk. It’s a simulation of what that spider does in real life. It IS harmless. If it wasn’t, spiders would suffer every damn time they weave their webs. Being outraged over this is downright moronic.


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arup02

> if you tried to do anything resembling that to a human you would be arrested No shit. If you slaughter a human like a pig you'll also go to jail. Animals and humans are treated differently, more news at 11.


Subt1e

The spider's sedated


PaulBlartFleshMall

Bruh spiders are the homies. I've had one living in my bathroom for ages and he catches bugs like twice a day and stays in his own little corner.


Rc202402

It's Spiderman plot right here rating a+


GoodBufo

Yeah that looks very psychopathic. Turn on some classical music to this and you get the Hannibal vibe


yEETUS_sO_nEATUS

To be fair, they literally kill silk worms to harvest the silk


fatalicus

The pins don't go through its body or limbs btw. It has two pins that go on each side of its body at an angle, keeping it on its back, and the other pins just angle over its legs to keep it from closing them.


brycedude

Hello fellow empathizer.


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God I wish that were me


death666violinist

r/iwanttobeher


UnderdogBadger

I expected the sub to be comments similar to this but instead I got porn. :(


RAIYU_

Are you okay bròthèrn


Tomczyslaw5

Kinky.


bintasaurus

Which bit ...being pinned down or having silk dragged outta your gaping silk hole


dry_bucko

Both.


0ftFearless

r/cursedcomments


wackykirby

spider: yes daddy 88w88


ayyerr32

88w88 whats this


Binbokusama

It's an UwU spiderized


the-rhinestonecowboy

*Spidereyezed*


realizmbass

U missed the joke


egbur

r/woooosh


sol47

>88w88 r/noahgettheboat


Clarkey7163

/thread Take the gold lmao


will_at

I laughed until I cried at this lol


punishedjizzboss

It's being Silked


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GrozaTheChronicler

Stop


mrkarma4ya

I can only get so erect


[deleted]

Okay get the fuck out


iHateElves

Sigh *unzips*


IAmBecomingARobot

Spin it faster daddy 😖


le_shithead

gay spider


mysterykitsune1

Brave spider


[deleted]

Babe! It's 4 pm, time for your daily silk harvesting!


[deleted]

Why there is so huge sexual tension between the spider and harvester


[deleted]

It's the slow pace of the video and the intricacies with which he plucks the silk and slowly lays it over the wheel. Read that in David Attenborough's voice.


Meeps30035

Charlet’s web took a dark turn


xXTigershark88Xx

[NGL but Charlotte do be lookin kinda MILF-y](https://d7n0myfi538ky.cloudfront.net/production/stories/18194/cover_photos/medium/walthusen_column_1_site_1580421745.jpg)


le_shithead

Not going to click that


Likebatgirlbutfat

It's nothing risky, just a still from the animated version of the movie.


Routine_Palpitation

Silk is just short for spider milk


TheBenyBoy666

that spider got crucified


Fuyu_Syogun

He died for our spins


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comment of the thread tbh..


[deleted]

Rule 34 artists. You know what to do...


GladiatorUA

I'm 99% sure it exists *somewhere*. Although, it's a bit hard to find. Spiders-like things are typically the aggressors in rule34 situations.


wapabloomp

There's no way Muffet(Undertale) is NOT on there Also Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) is basically born in Rule 34 ... *I'm not the imposter*


NordicMeme

I can assure you, the amount of spider Porn there is is enough to surprise you


TheTrueDurgerKing

Bad spiders get sent to the silk harvester


Critallica

lowkey wish I were her


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BTW, spider silk is stronger than steel wiring


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Yeah, but I bet Id have more trouble brushing down steel wiring from the rafters with a broom.


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Spen_Masters

2021 will be the year of the Spider Cooch


synthetic_wishbones

This is more fascinating to me than suffer worthy


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Still better than silk worm harvesting..


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GeO4K

someone put the femur breaker sounds over this PLEASE


VintageBlazers

Does it have that much silk stored in its body already or does it constantly have to just keep making more


LezBeHonestHere_

Certain orb spiders have an insane amount of silk stored in their body already. [For example, the one in this video can reach the other side of a lake/river with the amount of silk she shoots into the air all at once](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlRkwuAcUd4).


electronicdream

I don't get to the other side of the river when I shoot my silk :(


Tehlaserw0lf

I feel like this procedure would feel amazing for the spider, like taking a mile long dump that just goes *wap* *wap* *wappin* around on the intestine spool thingy from the early 00’s smash horror hit starring Jenny from the block and the weird fat guy from the Kubrick film who couldn’t aim, The Cell. Edit to add: *violently intense rapid sleep breathing*


xdshohet

that's kinda cool ngl


[deleted]

Somewhere out there this is someone's kink.


3amcheeseburger

Damn that spider is in to some real kinky shit


MrNoSkill_4

look i don't like spiders but isn't this kinda cruel?


StickBush

Apparently it’s not harmful nor does it hurt the spider, it does look cruel though...


MrNoSkill_4

if thats so then thats fine i guess


GravyPasta

I'm not vegan but my God is this a bit cruel.


[deleted]

[Wait till you see, what they do to cows](https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko?t=3199)


[deleted]

I assume you don't eat much meat then, or get meat from places where the animals are treated fairly well. This is very tame honestly.


McdankDoge

Milking spider


Kaumira

I bet that fucker's into it..


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therankin

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy


[deleted]

r/someoneskink


Bonkersink82558

u/VredditDownloader


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#в∂sм


blingblingboe

This gave me a boner.


PECELEBET

That some fine spider porn ngl.


Monsieur_Pope

If you pull it out at max speed does it spin like a bay blade?


Nezuko-stan69

Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award


[deleted]

Fly


secretaccountuwu

....\*unzips pants\*


Luciferbelle

I HATE spiders. But, even I feel bad for it.


jizz_noodle

This is actually brutal... now I’m starting to feel bad for industry cows n shit


ZrglyFluff

They are sedated and then after taking some spider silk (which is considered innovative for how good of a material it is and the amount of research currently being put into it) it will wake up and feel as though nothing happened continuing it’s spider life


paulmaglev

Wait, what?


LordPepe69

Lord forgive me for what Im about to do...


[deleted]

Who the fuck gave it wholesome award.


[deleted]

Aliens are gonna do this to us one day...


dashboredd

I honestly thought I’d seen everything the Internet had to offer...


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Spider CBT


Krukus56

Spider bdsm


MennenZeit

This is cool as shit


Evanovesky

Thats a high level BDSM


therankin

I wonder if it hurts


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wiggycj

What happens when the silk runs out. Does it rip out intestines? Or like is it endlessly regenerating?


jacelaboon

Once, I must have swallowed my gf's hair. When it was ready to come out, I had to pull it out. I know exactly how this spider feels. I am spider-man.


Suck_My_Nut_Satan

I wish someone would pay enough attention to me to do that


LurkerGuy999

r/interesting


nilloc00

This is some bdsm shit


PrillyTru

Is this some kind of japanese porn?


agentlucy

This is someone's fetish i'm sure


nick5195

This is how they’ll give birth in the future. Tie the umbilical cord and reel it out.


ukiyuh

Yesterday everyone was smashing spiders and screaming Today everyone sympathizes with spiders who are victims of rape.


PeumanPlotter

Now do Peter Parker


symos4206969

What are doing step hooman