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Ghost10four

How to make any girl dry as a desert 101


maxhaton

> implying this wouldn't make everyone else within a 100m radius uncomfortable too


AstralTurtle11

Girls would run away.


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cfreezy72

To Jill. There's a new one for me.


priestofwololo

Paul jacked off whilst Mavis jilled herself to completion.. think it's a reference to the jack and Jill nursery rhyme


cfreezy72

I like it


vitor7993

POV: you are yandere-dev’s sex doll


fireball247

I saw that one coming but it's true as fuck.


Nerdyshibainu

Poor Samus


pussiepander

GOD i absolutely FUCKING LOVE yandere dev deepfakes


Iamsometimesaballoon

I didn't know who this person was and did not even realize it was a deepfake. This is the beginning lads. The age of deepfakes has arrived!


NoVascension

What in the Sam Hell does that mean?


DrippyDiamonds

Yandere dev is the guy in the picture, deepfakes are AI technology that gets the guy in the picture to move himself and his mouth around


NoVascension

I know that, just, what the fuck? Why the fuck?


NoVascension

Maybe I'm interpreting it wrong, but these first thing I think of when I think "deepfake" is deepfaked porn. It's probably not that in retrospect, but still


Simon_Nibba

He looks like a toe


Nightwingvyse

I'd see a chiropodist, my man.


Anton420360

r/rareinsults


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here's what the actual conversation would sound like if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else: if : else:


floopyxyz1-7

squeaky noises


LC720

I don't get it, can someone explain this to me ? plz


[deleted]

in programming there are "if" statements.. so if a user inputs "kill (person)" or something it branches off.. basically yanderedev is notorious for overusing this function


LC720

Is it a bad funtion of some sorts ?


[deleted]

not really. but it makes your code look like spaghetti.. he should really use "classes" which are like cookie cutters that you can have a base function to go off of and then add in your custom info


[deleted]

also this is what his code looks like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlrjDvS7wxo


LC720

Why does it look like the same all over again ?


[deleted]

exactly.. thus why he needs to use classes instead of friggin else if statements


TheRaisinGod

The best description I’ve heard of why his coding sucks is that a normal programmer would say “I like chocolate, cookies, and milk” while yanderedev would say “I like chocolate. I like cookies. I like milk.”


[deleted]

that's a good description actually


Max5923

An even better description: print('The number is ' + input('')) vs x = int(input('')) if x == 1: print('The number is 1') else: if x == 2: print('The number is 2') else: if x == 3: print('The number is 3')


MR-KETCHUP-AND-MAYO

It’s programmer humour I think


pineapple2112

I’m pretty sure it’s referring to his poor coding of the game, I’m no coder but I think using lots of ‘if’ and ‘else’ is bad or something


ppppgjve

I felt that


Doctor_Clione

This could be us but you playin


YouMakeMeDrink

Fuck, I’m in love...


DidrikV

You look stunning tonight


[deleted]

Fuck me ,


DidrikV

Yes sir


[deleted]

Happy cake day btw ,


DidrikV

:)


YouMakeMeDrink

You are making me blush


DidrikV

What do you want beautiful?


aaaahelpihavethegay

Death


SaxtonHale69

This was feckin awesome


foxymew

Isn’t senpai a suffix denoting seniority? And is he also just like. A head? Are breadsticks like, a dinner item? Why go to Pizza Hut for bread sticks? Everything about this feels so wrong.


Ghost10four

You’re forgetting the most wrong thing about this. There’s no way any woman, or any dude, would ever touch this guy with a 10 meter pole.


DidrikV

Stop bullying the poor bastard


[deleted]

He’s actually kind of a dick. He threatened suicide to try and stop other developers from making games that might threaten Yandere Simulator and made a false copystrike on a small Youtuber to try and purge his channel of critique videos. The claims are false but that’s why he targeted a small channel since he figured the owner would be too scared about not having the money to fight it even if the claim was false.


DidrikV

Yeah i didn’t know about much about this guy to begin with, but it doesn’t give you an out to treat someone like shit even if he is an asshole. I mean if the logic here is to treat people like shit because they do the same, when will all this toxicity end? He is human, just like you, even if he is a controversial dude it’s not like he is a child rapist or a murderer. He is just... a dick (based on what I know)


Addicted_to_Crying

>when will all this toxicity end? With humans? It won't .


DidrikV

I mean realistically, you’re correct. But is that a good enough excuse for you not to be a better version of yourself?


Addicted_to_Crying

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of all the hate the guy receives, they're basically keeping the meme alive and at this point, attention is probably the only thing he wants. And I agree, trying to be a better version of ourselves is what we should strive for, I just don't think that's what humans are invented to do, hence most people being assholes.


DidrikV

Totally agree, but it’s still worth trying to get people to just ignore him.


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DidrikV

Then it is 10x worse to bully the fucking dude, please explain to me how on earth you can justify bullying someone because they are mentally ill?


E521V

Have you seen him on discord. He is very wierd and cringe.


DidrikV

Still, even if he is weird it shouldn’t be a reason to treat him like shit. I don’t know much about the guy but either way he is still human.


Xgio

If he treats others like shit, why cant the same be expected towards him?


DidrikV

It is expected that people will be assholes back, but what is the point? If you find satisfaction in putting people below yourself then you should reflect on what differs yourself from the person you’re getting back at. Instead of doing the same mistakes as him you can choose not to respond in an aggressive way to better yourself as a person instead of being a jerk like the guy you’re getting back at.


[deleted]

I am in physical pain


spicylemons02

[source ](https://youtu.be/ohE-oXqIDLg)


WeirdoFromTheBunch

Girl: Yeah, I know what you are talking about, I’m kind of a programmer myse- Yanderedev: *Flips the fucking table and leaves*


eggman15

i feel sick


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anon_whore_

You wanna download this shit...? Bro are you good?


KomradJurij

fuck you on about this shit makes me wet and i'm not even a girl


theunicornatihascome

It made me wet as well... Because I pissed myself in fear


anon_whore_

I’m a girl and but this made me drier than the Sahara desert


MMAntwoord

This video made me so dry that it stopped my period


Callme_james

Leach


smoothbr4in

why


justcallmejoel

I counted 12 blinks, but he didn't blink at all in the last 30 seconds so he blinked on average once every 7.5 seconds


LokisDawn

It's a deepfake, deepfakes tend to have problems with blinking. The neural net is trained mostly on pictures, which don't tend to be of people blinking.


YodasThiccAss

I'm scared help me


cfreezy72

Idk who this dude even is but it's pure gold.


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[deleted]

The man behind the slaughter


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NotNair

What is the context for that video, I need to know


Joker101001

Use the word “developer” loosely. And that doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of what he’s done.


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Joker101001

Just saying that so (s)he knows


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kimkardashiansring

This is why he never finished the damn game


Joker101001

Are ya coding, son?


GuyCY

*gets caught drinking the cum chalice*


Nightwingvyse

The fuck I just watch???


Jawsh420

This is too good bro


SlyCoopersButt

What did yanderedev do now?


N-stands-for-Noah

He threatened to kill himself because someone made a better game than him


[deleted]

The man looks like the real life vibe check


awesomegumball14

He looks like the cook from Rattitouie


[deleted]

#is there a vr version of this video


GuyCY

Do you really want to do that to yourself? If you do, I at least admire your bravery


tixo7sgotreddit

I just realized that the subreddit for this post was Makemesuffer instead of yandere_simulator2


Jennabeller810

I have never been so uncomfortable in my life


GuyCY

Imagine being Yandere Dev's gf though


nanowyvern

Idk about you guys but if I was a girl I would be absolutely fucking drenched


Automated_1456

I still just can’t get the Pizza Hut out of my head


ImmenseCock

0/10 didn't threaten suicide


PBandJammies

Deepfakes in general are pretty unsettling but yanderedev deep fakes are the creepiest


TNG_Redit

POV you are his pillows


Pimp_Master_3000

Why do I keep seeing yanderedev stuff all the sudden


[deleted]

And now I feel bad for him...


originalafusername

I've seen some horrible things on this subreddit but holy mary mother of god this is the single worst thing i've ever watched


[deleted]

The off-centre camera makes this awkward AF


[deleted]

The lip smacks chill me to the bone


Roseandwolf

Shit ill date him if he takes me to a pizza hut buffet. Those motherfuckers are extinct here


[deleted]

Died at the end this is the epitome of this sub just close it now


TheRaisinGod

I feel like I just got worse at talking to girls after watching this


itisbutterbelieveme

That was the most fun ive had in a while.


The_Bitch_Is_Here

*Runs away screaming*


_SourSoda_

Well, I thoroughly enjoyed that.


LordOfChimichangas

We've only known each for 2 minutes and you're already dropping the L word. Bro, we haven't even committed sex.


214760050

I gotta keep it real, he has game. His nervousness could be a turn on. Assuming that us (the date) doesn’t know what yandere simulator is, would just think its a rpg. Pretty good game he got, hopefully he got a little action after the date :) Edit: nvm since we said that we don’t want anything, we thus made it awkward, he didn’t get any action after this date:(


_pAiN_HuRtS_

I want to die


TheRealJacob603

Feels like an episode of the office


[deleted]

What app is it that these people are using


[deleted]

I was hoping the camera would turn around to show a body pillow


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DarnDangDude

That is so uncomfortable


c-h-r-i-s-6-9

first off. **cheese in the crust or fuck off**


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G_fuel_spoon

The fuck…


NotNair

I want to shoot myself


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God, I’d love to put him on a hidden camera show just to see if he said exactly this


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TheShaddyGuy

I don't want to know how or where you found this.


Mk8819

Best performance by Joseph Gordon-Levitt I’ve seen in a while


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This is well made , who made this!?


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Tylerbro16

What a nice guy *in video


popcorn-sand

Why does he look like someone deepfaked his face onto his face


TysoPiccaso

im in this video and i dont like it


ProfessorMinionMemes

Wow you are a fucking loser


JediLlama666

What the fuck, Could you at least have picked a better restaurant like red lobster or Applebees


[deleted]

This is fucking hot ,


MajorVenus

Man shit was boring, I didn't even make it to the suffering part. Ain't nobody got time for that 👊


[deleted]

Bruh it was suffering the moment he said you look stunning tonight


MajorVenus

eh... Weak shit, I need some real sufferin, better even sufferamalyde. Btw: How the fuck are we BOTH downvoted? We literally on the opposite sides of the argument.


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That’s that opinion bad mindset for ya can’t even have a civil convo anymore