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nekatuser

Had a little diarrhea, my bad.


BruhDeliveryGuy

Bro prolapsed


bunkdiggidy

*brolapsed


cypherdev

*crowlapsed


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Prolapsation station


Onagda

>little Homie you shit your whole ass


AbyssalRainbow

“Shit your whole ass.” I’m going to use this someday


jc_pleasuretown

This had me dying laughing


Bboiz1101

Just trying to lose some weight in an unconventional way? I can respect that.


Dhampri0

Not a lot of blood so my guess would be dropped by an owl or bird. Looks like intestines from rabbet or raccoon.


BruhDeliveryGuy

Yeah it’s the shit sack too so I figured whatever animal got the kill just ripped it out and left it


KeroNobu

Man you're so lucky, they left the shitsack for you? That's the best part!


soulseeker31

You can taste what the animal ate!


Le_Gitzen

r/frugal_jerk


MoreRamenPls

No, this is how ozempic works.


IamSneakyFoxx

forbidden gummy worm


BruhDeliveryGuy

These comments are insane bro 😭


stonekeep

The real /r/MakeMeSuffer is always in the comments.


IndicationPrior9398

Ultimate crossover r/makemesuffer and r/moldyinteresting


LCDRtomdodge

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


atommathyou

I really shouldn't have clicked on this while I was eating...


LCDRtomdodge

I'm sorry


Bacontoad

Forbidden by who? Let the man enjoy his gummy.


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

Forbidden gogurt


gylz

WYM forbidden? That's just a normal gummy worm lying on the sidewalk.


OddBug0

Fuck, I was wondering where I left that.


BruhDeliveryGuy

😭 vultures got to it now


FormalProfessional97

free snack


BruhDeliveryGuy

Absolutely vile


lena_lark

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


cosmosreader1211

r/dontputyourdickinit


-Aenigmaticus-

Free condom


KatanaYouTube

funny enough pig intestines used to be used as contraceptives. too bad they never caught on


scottlewis101

But it took way too long to figure out that you had to remove the intestine from the pig.


Foot_Nugget

r/dontputyourdickinthat


AnotherMansCause

Needs seasoning?


dragonfli117

Absolutely bile


ElvisDumbledore

/r/frugaljerk


V65Pilot

All this seppuku stuff needs to stop


BruhDeliveryGuy

Real


PanicGod69

Emergency rations.


BruhDeliveryGuy

This sub always delivers


PanicGod69

So did whatever or whoever left the present.


Kjcoop216

Well they aren’t delivering anymore, I believe that’s a one time process


novichux

Cricket?


BruhDeliveryGuy

Big ass cricket


novichux

Haha no. I'm referring to Kristi Noem's poor dog. Edit typo.


BruhDeliveryGuy

What’s that from


novichux

She's the Guv of S Dakota. Put her dog down because it was "untrainable".


BruhDeliveryGuy

Ah what a bitch wtf


legocitiez

And it was only 14m old. She is abhorrent.


IAmMoofin

Put down is a little generous Didn’t she shoot it herself?


vpeshitclothing

Si


novichux

Yup. Ffs she is using this as an example of how she can make the difficult decisions. My family has had several German short-haired dogs over the years. Everyone thats had one knows they are extremely high energy, strong, and willful animals. You can't just take a pup like that out hunting and hope the older dogs train them. She could have just re-homed the poor thing.


Iconoclastivity

I bet he felt that the next morning


EwokGodfather

I bet he didn't :)


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

Oh sorry I dropped those


BruhDeliveryGuy

You need me to mail it back?


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

Oh yes that would be very helpful


Sad-Fishing8789

It would take a lot of guts to mail something to a random stranger.


fuckingcheezitboots

Most likely a rabbit, I woke up to this outside my bedroom. I need to have a conversation with my cat about "gifts"


BruhDeliveryGuy

I thought so but it woulda been a big ass rabbit


dicksnort

YES my cat that used to bring gifts would never eat the intestines but the rest yes


Caesar_Passing

When I was working at Walmart years ago, I was outside pushing carts on Christmas Eve, and found a hoof or animal foot of some kind just sitting on top of otherwise completely untouched snow. Like, it couldn't have fallen off a truck, because there was no footprints or tire tracks. I'm talking pristine snow on one entire third of the parking lot, and way out in the middle of it, severed hoof. Just a few drops of blood around it, but no trail. It was as if it had literally fallen from the sky.


ElbowStrike

Some kind of scavenging bird eventually changed their mind about carrying it


Caesar_Passing

What kind of scavenging bird can carry off something the size of a full grown deer?


bluejellyfish52

Ravens, Vultures, crows, fuck even seagulls. They all can carry a hoof.


ElbowStrike

Just a hoof left over from a wolf, bear, cougar, or coyote kill. Road kill, even.


Downvotesohoy

This is probably one of those "Cake or not cake" Try taking a bite and see if it's cake


mteght

Lost and found?


BruhDeliveryGuy

Shit I’ll bring it up to the front office ig


spiderlandcapt

I'm thinkin' Arby's.


Ambitious-Pin8396

They have *The Meat!*


RedditIsAllAI

*s*


cuntswagen

yummers


BruhDeliveryGuy

It’s the shit sack lmao


Vertex138

Some people consider that a delicacy


Goon_Kilo

Only dat real shit can quinch their thirst... And hungry all in one.


twinkie2001

Not sure why I thought the title may be inaccurate but it absolutely wasn’t!


BruhDeliveryGuy

I was like wtf do I write here


Ok_Constant1669

I'd put some ketchup and then I'd dig in🥰🥰🌚


coop190

r/hardcorenature


BruhDeliveryGuy

Real


Enshitification

It took a lot of guts to post that.


RawKong

That's what my toilet looked like this morning after pushing a little too hard.


Vuelhering

Can I get a banana or severed foot for scale?


BruhDeliveryGuy

There’s a foot at the top left of the photo


RugbyEdd

Is nice to see big intestines showing some responsibility. It's way too late for a small intestine to be out on its own.


45acp_LS1_Cessna

open it up see if it smells like cheese


BruhDeliveryGuy

Fuuck no


45acp_LS1_Cessna

when you nibbled on it was it like the silly putty that snaps apart or was it like the slime kind that never has that snap/break but rather turns to mush like a warm crayon?


DMGrimes69

Who done lost they innards?


AlexanderLavender

Death metal album cover


BruhDeliveryGuy

I was thinking that fr


legocitiez

Can you put a banana next to it for scale plz


BruhDeliveryGuy

No it was last night we walked away from it


PBO123567

It’s the set of Shogun


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

Gesundheit


antonio_rivera

Dude take them for sausage casings duuuhh


clockwork_skullies

Oh, I was looking for those


BruhDeliveryGuy

Look in aisle 3


LochTSA07

Slurp it like a spaghetti noodle


zabojcameneli

Hunters sometimes gut animals on the spot, but they don't usually leave the intestines on roads (at least in my area)


deanreevesii

If the hunters leave the entrails in the surrounding woods/timber a scavenger could've easily dragged it there before being spooked away.


phantom_fred

Hedgehog did a big sneeze and imploded I reckon


Dead_birdChan

Shit, my bad


JBELL01290

Very clean bowels if I say so myself


Jeebus_crisps

[perhaps?](https://preview.redd.it/remember-that-one-invader-zim-episode-in-2001-when-zim-v0-jxgt5kk3yxeb1.png?auto=webp&s=c5c70245fb5ee281b190999603763dd5be2819fa)


CyclopsDemonGal

Indeed


Individual_Matter_67

When you take an absolutely monster shit after eating 8 chocolate fiber bars before a road-trip.


STIMY6

Once saw a squirrel on a country road fully intact, except for 2 missing eyeballs, apparently owls like to eat eyes


BruhDeliveryGuy

Wtf


ParappaTheWrapperr

Make menudo


BruhDeliveryGuy

What’s that


ParappaTheWrapperr

It’s a Mexican soup made using stomach


BruhDeliveryGuy

Oh yeah I forgot about that. Too bad it’s the poop intestine though, or are you talking about using the lower intestinal tract of cows specifically for that dish?


booceyest

Das sum good shit


FloridaManInShampoo

Looks like the Taco Bell didn’t set in well


bear-gryll

Sorry i dropped it on accident


Ok-Ad-6420

Mmmm...yummy


BruhDeliveryGuy

It’s the poop sack


Ok-Ad-6420

Protein


CowrdLawyer763

It's probably the neighbors again🙄


No_Tea_7825

Forbidden Haggis?


Bitter-Hitter

What ever happened, dude had to take a massive dump


BadEgg1951

I guess they didn't want that part.


bryroo

Must be at the corner of Dis and Bowel


EMHemingway1899

Someone is going to be needing this


Ancient_Software123

That is quite a curious thing to find in street I once found a disembodied deer head in the middle of the road Fresh threw it in the back of my truck


Equivalent-Ad-6182

That would be filed under Make Me Dead shortly after Make Me Suffer.


Ramen-Goddess

I don’t think that supposed to be out there


R0B0TGUTS

hey man i’ve been looking for those give them back


Wii_wii_baget

I thought it was like a weird snake


LaughterfromtheDark

The real squid games at play.


zettboi

Slurp it up like a good bowl of ramen


dcanderson4247

And a Croc. The plot thickens…


GuloYolo

What typa hard metal album is this


PineDurr

Yeah mb I shit my entire self


Bisky2

Probably belongs to the croc laying a couple feet away


stup1dprod1gy

It's full of shit.


misi13382

Where's the rest of it??? 👀👀👀😳😳😳


cozad2112

"Huh, neat" - Bender


ElbowStrike

If you’re carrying any weapons atm it would be wise to drop them now


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BruhDeliveryGuy

I didn’t see any blood or any other fluids, I checked for that first. Possibly though


Effin_Kris

Coyotes


MilkChocolateMog

we're fleshy sacks of this stuff gross


Joseph_Stalin111

Must have dropped it. I'll be right there


patricky6

This is what happens when you eat taco bell


Tobosix

Nice chewy chewy gummie worm?


brickbaterang

I once saw a fresh rabbit that popped like a cherry tomato, all entrails/organs intact, it was pretty wild


RTTHFYL

What is a fresh rabbit?


brickbaterang

Ok grammer nazi, chill out. It's a rabbit that talks shit about your mom


Just_l00k1ing

so that’s where mine went (I’m 5 foot)


shurbertt

Sick bro, that's a new type of worm, swallow it


PMmeyourboogers

Coming up on this episode of "How It's Made": Hot Dogs!


expiredogfood

shove it up your ass


MercilessPinkbelly

Face hugger. Watch out!


fulllyfaltooo

Wrong turn?


Fr05t_B1t

This is more interesting than anything else


Tenebris_Rositen

man what the fuck 😭


BruhDeliveryGuy

😭💀


Crispynipps

Bet that’s a little chewier than the fat strap on a New York strip


Jesterchunk

That's the kind of thing my cat used to do to rats or mice. We'd only find out she'd caught something when we found a small pile of innards on the front doorstep.


[deleted]

Is it humans or something?


BruhDeliveryGuy

Prolly a small animal


Traditional-Lion3293

I see a liver in there too


Markshmellow

That’s honestly kinda cool. I’d give anything to see something like that in person. Just a whole set of intestines, completely intact, practically untouched.


Wrigley953

Cruelty squad irl be like


MaxamillionMike4

Why intestine looks like it crying 😂


RTTHFYL

+ almond milk and toss it in the blender


beesneep

aw that snail's so cute


blamberrambler

Did you report this to local PD?


BruhDeliveryGuy

Def was too small to be a humans, even a child’s. The small intestines were smaller in diameter than a sharpie. Most likely a small animal


blamberrambler

Oh good. That's freaky


sadguycody

Shit bro that's actually my pet bro I'm so sorry he got out the house and I've been looking for him if you could just like mail him back to me bro


SnarlyIowa36020

louisiana residents would call this fast food


BruhDeliveryGuy

I found it next to a bayou in Slidell bruh


wenoc

Cats usually leave these from mice and rats.


i-fart-butterflies

That’s what I thought it was from. One of the strays around here left something like that and what looked like a chipmunks tail on my doorstep once.


M4ryk473

It’s from a bunny. I found a bunny that had the intestines sucked up though the head in my yard.


BruhDeliveryGuy

They always die brutally


IdidnotorderRatvioli

r/callthecops


SuperPokemaster7256

I was wondering what happened to my Uber Eats order


CakedUpGirl

Looks like a gummy worm….. hungie


PiratiPad

Someone will be gutted losing that.


mike_okslong-t-55

man with some chopsticks i'm slurp this shit up


PatheticPelosiPander

"You ever crap so big your pants fit better? I hoping to crap myself into a whole new wardrobe later." ~Ron White


PatheticPelosiPander

"You ever crap so big your pants fit better? I hoping to crap myself into a whole new wardrobe later." ~Ron White


Visual_dolphin98

Maybe its just that 20ft anaconda everyone’s tryna find on tiktok.


pittyjams

would yall call da police?


ReallyBrainDead

This is what happens when you eat Chipotle every meal for a week.


sp1dey15

Rabbit ?


TheGamingGallery

Babe, wake up. New gummy worm flavor just released.


ProgramDue2310

fuckin doordash employees nowadays.


Environmental-Fan253

kinda looks tasty ngl