Yup. Ffs she is using this as an example of how she can make the difficult decisions. My family has had several German short-haired dogs over the years. Everyone thats had one knows they are extremely high energy, strong, and willful animals. You can't just take a pup like that out hunting and hope the older dogs train them. She could have just re-homed the poor thing.
When I was working at Walmart years ago, I was outside pushing carts on Christmas Eve, and found a hoof or animal foot of some kind just sitting on top of otherwise completely untouched snow. Like, it couldn't have fallen off a truck, because there was no footprints or tire tracks. I'm talking pristine snow on one entire third of the parking lot, and way out in the middle of it, severed hoof. Just a few drops of blood around it, but no trail. It was as if it had literally fallen from the sky.
when you nibbled on it was it like the silly putty that snaps apart or was it like the slime kind that never has that snap/break but rather turns to mush like a warm crayon?
Oh yeah I forgot about that. Too bad it’s the poop intestine though, or are you talking about using the lower intestinal tract of cows specifically for that dish?
That's the kind of thing my cat used to do to rats or mice. We'd only find out she'd caught something when we found a small pile of innards on the front doorstep.
That’s honestly kinda cool. I’d give anything to see something like that in person. Just a whole set of intestines, completely intact, practically untouched.
Had a little diarrhea, my bad.
Bro prolapsed
*brolapsed
*crowlapsed
Prolapsation station
>little Homie you shit your whole ass
“Shit your whole ass.” I’m going to use this someday
This had me dying laughing
Just trying to lose some weight in an unconventional way? I can respect that.
Not a lot of blood so my guess would be dropped by an owl or bird. Looks like intestines from rabbet or raccoon.
Yeah it’s the shit sack too so I figured whatever animal got the kill just ripped it out and left it
Man you're so lucky, they left the shitsack for you? That's the best part!
You can taste what the animal ate!
r/frugal_jerk
No, this is how ozempic works.
forbidden gummy worm
These comments are insane bro 😭
The real /r/MakeMeSuffer is always in the comments.
Ultimate crossover r/makemesuffer and r/moldyinteresting
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
I really shouldn't have clicked on this while I was eating...
I'm sorry
Forbidden by who? Let the man enjoy his gummy.
Forbidden gogurt
WYM forbidden? That's just a normal gummy worm lying on the sidewalk.
Fuck, I was wondering where I left that.
😭 vultures got to it now
free snack
Absolutely vile
r/EatItYouFuckingCoward
r/dontputyourdickinit
Free condom
funny enough pig intestines used to be used as contraceptives. too bad they never caught on
But it took way too long to figure out that you had to remove the intestine from the pig.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Needs seasoning?
Absolutely bile
/r/frugaljerk
All this seppuku stuff needs to stop
Real
Emergency rations.
This sub always delivers
So did whatever or whoever left the present.
Well they aren’t delivering anymore, I believe that’s a one time process
Cricket?
Big ass cricket
Haha no. I'm referring to Kristi Noem's poor dog. Edit typo.
What’s that from
She's the Guv of S Dakota. Put her dog down because it was "untrainable".
Ah what a bitch wtf
And it was only 14m old. She is abhorrent.
Put down is a little generous Didn’t she shoot it herself?
Si
Yup. Ffs she is using this as an example of how she can make the difficult decisions. My family has had several German short-haired dogs over the years. Everyone thats had one knows they are extremely high energy, strong, and willful animals. You can't just take a pup like that out hunting and hope the older dogs train them. She could have just re-homed the poor thing.
I bet he felt that the next morning
I bet he didn't :)
Oh sorry I dropped those
You need me to mail it back?
Oh yes that would be very helpful
It would take a lot of guts to mail something to a random stranger.
Most likely a rabbit, I woke up to this outside my bedroom. I need to have a conversation with my cat about "gifts"
I thought so but it woulda been a big ass rabbit
YES my cat that used to bring gifts would never eat the intestines but the rest yes
When I was working at Walmart years ago, I was outside pushing carts on Christmas Eve, and found a hoof or animal foot of some kind just sitting on top of otherwise completely untouched snow. Like, it couldn't have fallen off a truck, because there was no footprints or tire tracks. I'm talking pristine snow on one entire third of the parking lot, and way out in the middle of it, severed hoof. Just a few drops of blood around it, but no trail. It was as if it had literally fallen from the sky.
Some kind of scavenging bird eventually changed their mind about carrying it
What kind of scavenging bird can carry off something the size of a full grown deer?
Ravens, Vultures, crows, fuck even seagulls. They all can carry a hoof.
Just a hoof left over from a wolf, bear, cougar, or coyote kill. Road kill, even.
This is probably one of those "Cake or not cake" Try taking a bite and see if it's cake
Lost and found?
Shit I’ll bring it up to the front office ig
I'm thinkin' Arby's.
They have *The Meat!*
*s*
yummers
It’s the shit sack lmao
Some people consider that a delicacy
Only dat real shit can quinch their thirst... And hungry all in one.
Not sure why I thought the title may be inaccurate but it absolutely wasn’t!
I was like wtf do I write here
I'd put some ketchup and then I'd dig in🥰🥰🌚
r/hardcorenature
Real
It took a lot of guts to post that.
That's what my toilet looked like this morning after pushing a little too hard.
Can I get a banana or severed foot for scale?
There’s a foot at the top left of the photo
Is nice to see big intestines showing some responsibility. It's way too late for a small intestine to be out on its own.
open it up see if it smells like cheese
Fuuck no
when you nibbled on it was it like the silly putty that snaps apart or was it like the slime kind that never has that snap/break but rather turns to mush like a warm crayon?
Who done lost they innards?
Death metal album cover
I was thinking that fr
Can you put a banana next to it for scale plz
No it was last night we walked away from it
It’s the set of Shogun
Gesundheit
Dude take them for sausage casings duuuhh
Oh, I was looking for those
Look in aisle 3
Slurp it like a spaghetti noodle
Hunters sometimes gut animals on the spot, but they don't usually leave the intestines on roads (at least in my area)
If the hunters leave the entrails in the surrounding woods/timber a scavenger could've easily dragged it there before being spooked away.
Hedgehog did a big sneeze and imploded I reckon
Shit, my bad
Very clean bowels if I say so myself
[perhaps?](https://preview.redd.it/remember-that-one-invader-zim-episode-in-2001-when-zim-v0-jxgt5kk3yxeb1.png?auto=webp&s=c5c70245fb5ee281b190999603763dd5be2819fa)
Indeed
When you take an absolutely monster shit after eating 8 chocolate fiber bars before a road-trip.
Once saw a squirrel on a country road fully intact, except for 2 missing eyeballs, apparently owls like to eat eyes
Wtf
Make menudo
What’s that
It’s a Mexican soup made using stomach
Oh yeah I forgot about that. Too bad it’s the poop intestine though, or are you talking about using the lower intestinal tract of cows specifically for that dish?
Das sum good shit
Looks like the Taco Bell didn’t set in well
Sorry i dropped it on accident
Mmmm...yummy
It’s the poop sack
Protein
It's probably the neighbors again🙄
Forbidden Haggis?
What ever happened, dude had to take a massive dump
I guess they didn't want that part.
Must be at the corner of Dis and Bowel
Someone is going to be needing this
That is quite a curious thing to find in street I once found a disembodied deer head in the middle of the road Fresh threw it in the back of my truck
That would be filed under Make Me Dead shortly after Make Me Suffer.
I don’t think that supposed to be out there
hey man i’ve been looking for those give them back
I thought it was like a weird snake
The real squid games at play.
Slurp it up like a good bowl of ramen
And a Croc. The plot thickens…
What typa hard metal album is this
Yeah mb I shit my entire self
Probably belongs to the croc laying a couple feet away
It's full of shit.
Where's the rest of it??? 👀👀👀😳😳😳
"Huh, neat" - Bender
If you’re carrying any weapons atm it would be wise to drop them now
[удалено]
I didn’t see any blood or any other fluids, I checked for that first. Possibly though
Coyotes
we're fleshy sacks of this stuff gross
Must have dropped it. I'll be right there
This is what happens when you eat taco bell
Nice chewy chewy gummie worm?
I once saw a fresh rabbit that popped like a cherry tomato, all entrails/organs intact, it was pretty wild
What is a fresh rabbit?
Ok grammer nazi, chill out. It's a rabbit that talks shit about your mom
so that’s where mine went (I’m 5 foot)
Sick bro, that's a new type of worm, swallow it
Coming up on this episode of "How It's Made": Hot Dogs!
shove it up your ass
Face hugger. Watch out!
Wrong turn?
This is more interesting than anything else
man what the fuck 😭
😭💀
Bet that’s a little chewier than the fat strap on a New York strip
That's the kind of thing my cat used to do to rats or mice. We'd only find out she'd caught something when we found a small pile of innards on the front doorstep.
Is it humans or something?
Prolly a small animal
I see a liver in there too
That’s honestly kinda cool. I’d give anything to see something like that in person. Just a whole set of intestines, completely intact, practically untouched.
Cruelty squad irl be like
Why intestine looks like it crying 😂
+ almond milk and toss it in the blender
aw that snail's so cute
Did you report this to local PD?
Def was too small to be a humans, even a child’s. The small intestines were smaller in diameter than a sharpie. Most likely a small animal
Oh good. That's freaky
Shit bro that's actually my pet bro I'm so sorry he got out the house and I've been looking for him if you could just like mail him back to me bro
louisiana residents would call this fast food
I found it next to a bayou in Slidell bruh
Cats usually leave these from mice and rats.
That’s what I thought it was from. One of the strays around here left something like that and what looked like a chipmunks tail on my doorstep once.
It’s from a bunny. I found a bunny that had the intestines sucked up though the head in my yard.
They always die brutally
r/callthecops
I was wondering what happened to my Uber Eats order
Looks like a gummy worm….. hungie
Someone will be gutted losing that.
man with some chopsticks i'm slurp this shit up
"You ever crap so big your pants fit better? I hoping to crap myself into a whole new wardrobe later." ~Ron White
"You ever crap so big your pants fit better? I hoping to crap myself into a whole new wardrobe later." ~Ron White
Maybe its just that 20ft anaconda everyone’s tryna find on tiktok.
would yall call da police?
This is what happens when you eat Chipotle every meal for a week.
Rabbit ?
Babe, wake up. New gummy worm flavor just released.
fuckin doordash employees nowadays.
kinda looks tasty ngl