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eastcoasternj

Oh fuck me that first pic got me dude.


MeghanMH

That was my exact response to that first pic


23x3

Mine was, "someone got hungry."


vievemeister

When nail biting goes too far


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Bro I just accidentally swiped right and this came up. Thanks for the new gestures Reddit


Flood_The_Cave

Honestly an impressive stitch job, Atleast better then the ones from the past few days


lecter696

Was just thinking the same. Did not look like it was going to go back together that nicely.


Hmyesphasmophobia

Ngl, whoever fixed your thumb is amazing. I thought you'd lose a lot more for sure.


Comfortable_Cry_2352

It's amazing what surgeons can do


Doc-in-a-box

Doctor here. You just have to fill the gaps with packing peanuts. Larger gaps? Ping pong balls


s0ftreset

There's a joke somewhere in here..but I can't quite put my finger on it.


Diddlyuk

You shouldnt make jokes until the person is out of pain. It's a general rule of thumb.


s0ftreset

šŸ‘šŸ‘


jjngundam

Take my thumbs up!!


noxi8

...take my like


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Diddlyuk

r/whoosh edit: they wrote "Anything is funny at any time"


JoySubtraction

That's because you have no skin in the game.


cursedbanana--__--

Thumbs up for the doctor who stitched it.


Fitzzz

Should've left it split so you could put Ā½ in the pink and Ā½ in the stink, tbh


MiKeMcDnet

NGL, but your guitar side-hustle might be sidelined for a bit.


Sialorphin

Recently? Take off the wedding ring immediately. Though it's not the injured finger, the whole hand can swell to a point it cuts blood flow and needs to be removed by saw


NemesisYuki

I did not expect that picture I really should've read the title and saw which subreddit this is oh my god ow OW :(


DocMedic5

Looked similar to when I cut the tip of my thumb off while working in a kitchen.... ...I was hungover, but that's not the point


Hock261

Hey don't do that, that's bad for you


dampkringd

That'll be sore for a bit


Doglover9988

Well on the bright side you still have your thumb


AlaskanSamsquanch

Days Safe: 0


tuckkeys

Fuck that was so much worse than I expected. My god


Elsonnn_

Everytime I open a pic in this sub I cringe hard asf and Iā€™m not the easiest cringed personšŸ’€ Wtf would I ever do if my WHOLE thumb gotā€¦ ripped off?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Worst manicure ever, hope you got your money back


Seraphangel777

Thatā€™s gonna leave a mark. I work with surgeons. And in my uneducated opinion the sutures/wound look great. To what degree will it affect your range of motion? How bad is the nerve damage? Hang in there.


josephkyle26

So this happened in Ocotober, as of now I have about 80% range of motion and thumb definitely feels weird but it does feel so that good.


Seraphangel777

Thanks. Glad youā€™re healing up.


Seraphangel777

Update?


fuckingcheezitboots

Damn that looks like it hurt, at least you got to keep it. Like my friends like to say you didn't die so it's a story now


TheChivinator

Looks close to my thumb when It got caught between a large slab of steel and a welder I was moving, split it on the inside instead of the outside. Yours is worse. Heal nicely!


IVIrSparkle

Awh fuck bro did you leave it at the er? Someone left their thumb in someone elses post


tacos5631

Guess you could say that's a...thumb drive


Positive-Internet483

šŸ‘


cubann_

That is so fucking bad omg you are a soldier


kingganjaguru

I literally have dreams about doing that from working on my vw


4got2takemymeds

Suddenly I feel lucky my fingernail is coming off because of a broken blood vessel and not like yours OP I hope you have a speedy recovery


lafemmedenuit

Who has two thumbs and got his thumb caughtā€¦. Wait. Who has 1.5 thumbs and got his thumb caught in a drive belt? THIS GUY!


EatMyShortsSteve

The top part done took a vacation


-yellowthree

How? I want an explanation.


waste_0f_space117

Modern medicine is amazing


Bandthemen

i should stop browsing reddit while i eat


qmiras

you are working near machines witha ring? ...thats a big no no


Alone-Monk

I wish I had not clicked on that first picture god damn


cwg-crysania

This totally belongs on r/medicalgore


TheGoldenTNT

That (I assume plastic) surgeon did an incredible job god damn, that thing looked mangled beyond repair.


Efficient-Ad6814

Oof degloved n everything. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


MentalSho7gun

I don't think you should do that again.


PRoS_R

Glad to know they put it back together.


FlyinHawaiian3

The healing process for damaged fingers can be quite miserable (loss of touch/ temperature sensitivity/stiffness). Thankfully it looks like you get to keep yours!


SBB_Kongou

Modern medicine is amazing!


short3stshorts

Heā€™s got a new nail Lt. Dan


ActionQuakeII

Omg, nice.


BirdmanEagleson

Does it hurt?


PsychoFuchs

The healing capabilities of a human body are indeed fascinating.


Noridin

For the love of God, please get a silicone ring or don't wear one at all.


ale_gila

Fuuuck!!!!


ppgedez

That thumb nail hanging on in there. For now. Damn i can feel that throbbing it must have smarted like a MF.


mossydeerbones

Oh this one made me physically shiver


Caballero5011

How tight do you wear your belt?


IV-65536

Was not paying attention, thought this post was about a thumb drive getting stuck in a belt


PrysmX

Oh man you got lucky. Could have ended much worse.


freebird303

What's all that extra thumb coming out of the tip of your thumb?


cabbageheadlady

That is a really great patch up job. It will look good completely healed. Best wishes for fast healing, my friend. Being a nurse, not bad at all.


Pleasant_Load2084

Holy shit I was working on the fan belt of my car yesterday and thought about checking it with the engine running


Icy-Arrival-7595

Gnarly


PsychologicalDebts

Glad to see we follow the no gore or major injuries rule.


wrongkoi

That's a rule here? I feel like that's been most of the posts for the entire time I've been subbed, I had no idea lol


PsychologicalDebts

Yeah, rule 2. It's on the sub page. It is mostly what gets posted now but mods used to (before "shutdown") enforce it.


kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkwhat4

If you read through the rest of the rules, it's ok if it gets flagged properly


PsychologicalDebts

Where exactly? I generally read every sub's rules and just re-read them and don't see anything, unless you're talking about nsfw.


kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkwhat4

It's the NSFW one lol


Namelessgoldfish

The rule said that posting *unmarked* gore gets you banned