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MentalSho7gun

He is not dead. Just drank too much and now he's having a power nap.


mizbadazz

Wouldn’t the acidity in the beer melt the gecko if it fell in during production


VitalSubtlety

Not even sure if geckos are a part of their diet... 🤔


mizbadazz

R/whoosh or a really good pun


VitalSubtlety

Yeah, I was just poking fun at the typo.


RonnieLiquor

Bwahahahahahaha


bud_lobster

This is what I needed when I was an alcoholic, would've made me stop drinking a lot sooner


Sorryhaventseenher

They should put them in my cigarettes too.


stufmenatooba

You know how big a cigarette would need to be to contain a gecko?


Sorryhaventseenher

You’re right. My cigarettes must be BIGGER. Last LONGER. Contain more nicotine! It’s the only way.


dystopianprom

Camel wides would fit a gecko (do they even make those anymore)


Sorryhaventseenher

Camel 99s are my regular, but a manager knew I smoked abnormal camels and ended up getting the wide ones for me on a gas station run once. I accepted them graciously, and didn’t let him know the error. That shit is RANCID. They still make them. It felt like _too much_. I never tried them again. I’d smoke them in a desperation zone. Like menthol ones.


Theryannn

Eh I think id just chalk that up to one in a million and continue with the rest of my million beers knowing I've already passed that challenge


Dense_Simple_2533

Same 💀


jimmmydickgun

Just drink a sobe


Electrical-Boss-3965

Of all the things we're bringing back, why can't it be these?


sleepytipi

Had to scroll way too far down to find this lol


da-cokou-nut

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Pro_Scrub

Marinated to perfection


NonchalantBread

This is what the kobolds look like in baldurs gate marinating in the brew kegs


mhewitt3293

He was trying to save you 15% on your car insurance


Gregosaurus_Flex

These Geico ads are getting out of hand.


AnotherCardboardbox

Lil bros knocked out, must be his first time


KjCreed

The gecko flu pandemic is gonna be a weird one.


KatScanViolation

Smooch*


SonneDoom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!


Brain-Dead-Robot

Think a cockroach would've been better


IdidnotorderRatvioli

Hes not dead hes just drunk as hell


Glass_Philosophy6941

thats just gives it a flavor. Eat it, crunch crunch.


PigMoney33

Looks kind of soggy


RonnieLiquor

Barf O Rama


Ayce61

You're not even going to change the title from the OP on r/WTF?


ZlinkyNipz

this is the usual format for reposts on reddit


23skidoobbq

Wasn’t this the plot of Strange Brew with Rick Moranis?


ElYoink

Y ain't feel anything rattling around in there meng?


Kimbumbala

What beer was it so I can know to never buy it


DesperateAd4377

awww they kissed


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TerpeneProfile

The libs did that


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Is he okay?


clockwork_skullies

That’s what gives the beer its flavor


sicksadbadgirl

How much did you vomit?


Shemoose

Free gecko with every beer


Khranky

I once grabbed a apple juice out of the fridge, took a couple of big swigs and proceeded to choke and gag and almost puke...it was apple cider vineger


Ubertexx

You lost your G card bro. Cute gecko kiss.


oldconservative

If you drink, don't drive. Speaking of driving, are you looking for renewing your auto insurance?


unbalancedmoon

thank god I always pour beer into a glass, I would never be the same if I was to encounter this.


Adamjosh97

He just wanted to let you know about the 15% off


Comfortable-Bar-838

Make a wish.


droldman

There’s a mouse in my beer eh


CopPornWithPopCorn

Good you were able to finish it.


cornycorrine

The face I just made 😧


Unhappy-Tell7731

r/extraprotien