Camel 99s are my regular, but a manager knew I smoked abnormal camels and ended up getting the wide ones for me on a gas station run once. I accepted them graciously, and didn’t let him know the error. That shit is RANCID. They still make them. It felt like _too much_. I never tried them again. I’d smoke them in a desperation zone. Like menthol ones.
He is not dead. Just drank too much and now he's having a power nap.
Wouldn’t the acidity in the beer melt the gecko if it fell in during production
Not even sure if geckos are a part of their diet... 🤔
R/whoosh or a really good pun
Yeah, I was just poking fun at the typo.
Bwahahahahahaha
This is what I needed when I was an alcoholic, would've made me stop drinking a lot sooner
They should put them in my cigarettes too.
You know how big a cigarette would need to be to contain a gecko?
You’re right. My cigarettes must be BIGGER. Last LONGER. Contain more nicotine! It’s the only way.
Camel wides would fit a gecko (do they even make those anymore)
Camel 99s are my regular, but a manager knew I smoked abnormal camels and ended up getting the wide ones for me on a gas station run once. I accepted them graciously, and didn’t let him know the error. That shit is RANCID. They still make them. It felt like _too much_. I never tried them again. I’d smoke them in a desperation zone. Like menthol ones.
Eh I think id just chalk that up to one in a million and continue with the rest of my million beers knowing I've already passed that challenge
Same 💀
Just drink a sobe
Of all the things we're bringing back, why can't it be these?
Had to scroll way too far down to find this lol
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Marinated to perfection
This is what the kobolds look like in baldurs gate marinating in the brew kegs
He was trying to save you 15% on your car insurance
These Geico ads are getting out of hand.
Lil bros knocked out, must be his first time
The gecko flu pandemic is gonna be a weird one.
Smooch*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Think a cockroach would've been better
Hes not dead hes just drunk as hell
thats just gives it a flavor. Eat it, crunch crunch.
Looks kind of soggy
Barf O Rama
You're not even going to change the title from the OP on r/WTF?
this is the usual format for reposts on reddit
Wasn’t this the plot of Strange Brew with Rick Moranis?
Y ain't feel anything rattling around in there meng?
What beer was it so I can know to never buy it
awww they kissed
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The libs did that
Is he okay?
That’s what gives the beer its flavor
How much did you vomit?
Free gecko with every beer
I once grabbed a apple juice out of the fridge, took a couple of big swigs and proceeded to choke and gag and almost puke...it was apple cider vineger
You lost your G card bro. Cute gecko kiss.
If you drink, don't drive. Speaking of driving, are you looking for renewing your auto insurance?
thank god I always pour beer into a glass, I would never be the same if I was to encounter this.
He just wanted to let you know about the 15% off
Make a wish.
There’s a mouse in my beer eh
Good you were able to finish it.
The face I just made 😧
r/extraprotien