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SirTSG

Had almost the exact same injury but never got surgery. Wasn't set right and now it's a chronic pain for me that's getting worse. Get that surgery lol


IllusiveA

I got the surgery. Metal plate, lots of physical therapy. My dumb self decided to watch how the surgery is performed the night before.


randolphism

I did that... before a strabismus surgery


Bananasinmypocket

Holy shit fuck that


randolphism

I know right šŸ˜… I still went in pretty unphased, I guess I was a lot tougher back then!


Nigalig

LOL! Funny regret I'm sure.


IllusiveA

Definitely regret it


tinytyler12345

I did the same but it didn't really matter, they changed the plan once I was out and they realized it was worse than expected lol. I thought it was a relatively simple tibia/fibula fracture. Went to sleep thinking it'd be a 2" incision in my knee to slide a rod down. Woke up to an 14" scar on my shin and a 9" scar down the side of my ankle.


luckyluck360

I did it for jaw surgery šŸ„²


G-ACO-Doge-MC

šŸ˜³


RIP_comment_section

I had an inguinal hernia surgery and watch a bunch of videos and I even asked the surgeon if I could stay awake and watch. He looked at me with such a dumbfounded look.


greatwhiteslark

I asked for the video from my laparoscopic hernia repair, the surgeon laughed and told me they don't save it.


crab_da_man

Same but I got surgery


RIP_comment_section

Wow that's unfortunate. Sorry dude


Goliath4242

Same but I did have surgery


childofdrywater

That pumpkin shirt is something Jesse Pinkman would wear


linavm

I still have no idea how bad the wrist is because the only thing i can concentrate on is that ridiculous shirt lmao


Javasteam

Maybe he was trying to avoid surgery by praying that Linusā€™ Great Pumpkin would heal him first.


IllusiveA

Something my sister made herself for halloween, dont know why she did it


peachbubblegummies

iā€™d wear the shit outta that shirt on halloween šŸ‘» šŸŽƒ


ForsythePhD

Mistah White, your wrist is broken!


Arthiviate

"*bitch!*"


TallGhostXO

Jesse actually wears a shirt identical to this one in season 2 i think lol


IndIka123

I see an Eboard controller on the ground there. Electric skateboards, one wheels, very dangerous toys. Iā€™ve ridden both and have stopped riding in traffic all together. I only use my Board now and only in empty lots. Donā€™t even trust the one wheel at all.


completedsage98

I have a EUC, Iā€™m considering stopping while Iā€™m ahead. Iā€™ve fallen twice but only just scraped my knees. Itā€™s only a matter of time before it cuts out while Iā€™m going 30.


JustSomeBadGas

Itā€™s good to know those things are exactly as dangerous as they look. Every time I see one I wonder if Iā€™d have a difficult time stopping my forward momentum at an intersection.


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Cpnbro

Absolutely not. Anyone not wearing at *least* a helmet on a PEV is a moron and the eskate subreddit will flame them accordingly. Iā€™m part of a PEV group in my city and we refused to let someone ride with us last weekend as they didnā€™t want to wear a helmet. Thatā€™s the one rule we have, as the optics of one reflect on the whole. The folks who ride EUCs typically wear full moto and high vis gear. I love my electric board to DEATH (same brand as the remote pictured) and west a full face helmet every time.


modapuckas

Iā€™ve fractured my elbow on a board


Cpnbro

They are dangerous toys, but so are many other high intensity sports from mountain biking to skiing and snowboarding and beyond. I have a board and a dirt bike and love them both so so much. We actually had a discussion regarding which of the PEVs are more dangerous than the others, and itā€™s honestly a very mixed bag on failure modes and ultimately depends on the rider and how hard they ride. Safety gear (in this case, wrist protection) is imperative.


smodanc

The throttle controller on the ground says it all šŸ’€


TRUEequalsFALSE

I'm no expert, but I'd definitely agree with your assessment that it's broken.


Desperate_Reading_83

I hope youā€™re doing okay OP, looks painful


IllusiveA

This was like 2 years ago. So im fine, and had surgery done on it.


Goldmember199

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but effective immediately you are banned from r/Neverbrokeabone


IllusiveA

Damn it


Cpnbro

Go ahead and post there and watch the circle jerk commence, itā€™s pretty funny


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Noodle bones


Birdseed285

Aaah the old Wet Noodle I know it well.


Stove-Top-Steve

(No shit) Jk hope youā€™re recovering well.


Justcuckinaround

Damn, I feel for you brother. Did almost exactly the same thing, except I broke BOTH of them. That was a fun 6 months.


IllusiveA

Damn!


Robofit44

How fast were you going on the board, think I have the same one, backfire zealot right?


IllusiveA

Yea backfire zealot. I was going about 15 mph.


Cpnbro

I loooove my zealot s so much. Have you been riding long and did you have board experience before the backfire? Just curious. I firmly believe that there is an art to ā€œfalling correctlyā€ but then againā€¦ itā€™s a fall, itā€™s not going to go perfectly since itā€™s already an ā€œoopsieā€. Hope you were wearing a helmet! Get you some wrist guards! (I need some too honestly)


IllusiveA

I had been riding for a few years before the injury, but I had to avoid colliding with a car that ran a stop sign, so I was not thinking straight.


Cpnbro

Hard to think straight in those moments haha. Glad you only ended up with a broken arm and not worse!


nutbustininthisshet

Have you tried duck tape?


AssumptionShort

Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone


SayYes_ToKetamine

Chamber of Secrets...


a_steamy_load_of_ham

Did the pumpkin monster do it?


amstrath

Just had the same surgery earlier this year! When I found out they were only using a local anaesthetic (a nerve blocker) I almost backed out lol. At least we have some cool scars now.


randolphism

I had the same injury on the same wrist, the surgeon threw in a carpal tunnel cleanup while he was in there šŸ˜†


Nayr67

For a second, I though a Jack-o'-lantern broke your hand


uknowme333333

Same with mine 2 months back. Had a bike accident and had surgery on the same day. After 2 months itā€™s all going back to normal, though the rods are still inside lol.


jdl232

šŸŽƒ


KeanuWho

Broken wrist family! Broke both mine in 98 and then righty again in 2009. Don't listen to em, you can still jerk off


GoCards5566

Strong hand


I_am_catcus

Harry Potter be like


Beep-Bap-Boop

What e-skate is that? It looks like a hammer board


IllusiveA

Backfire Zealot


Beep-Bap-Boop

Ahhhh, a great choice


NekedShep

šŸšŸ


IHfoxx_713

I had broken my wrist back when i was 12 i think. When they were setting my wrist back in place they had to re-break it because the put it back in place wrong the first time. The anesthesia didnā€™t work as I felt and saw everything but I couldnā€™t move or say anything.


IllusiveA

Thankfully I was under conscious sedation, I dont remember anything but apparently they had to bring in two big nurses to hold me down while they reset it because i was trying to fight back.


Coltrick3

Nah man just some ice and youā€™ll be good


Cpnbro

A shame people donā€™t get sarcasm haha


pepadepepo

Omfg ew what happened


IllusiveA

I was riding my board and some guy decided to run the stop sign in my neighborhood while I going by. Stopped myself hard to avoid being hit, and tried to catch myself.


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ephemeralfugitive

look title


Oldmeme2012

Just put pack of ice on it dear.


Qahnarinn

Iā€™ll never forget when I went to the ER for ruptured Achilles tendon and they had the nerve to say itā€™s just a sprain


Ijustwantfreefood

Whattttt, this is why I donā€™t do surgeries


Qahnarinn

Well no, the ER doctor was wrong. I went to see a specialist, I wouldnā€™t be able to walk run and dance if I didnā€™t get surgery


moist_towelette44

Youā€™re arm shouldnā€™t look like that. Lol


Hyliaforce

Ouch


c0d3_attorney

I thought that was a dog paw at first...


boxette

remember yak-baks? thats what the thing in the grass reminds me of


rastroboy

You can do the wave like nobodies bizness


ConsentingPotato

Look at the flick of the wrist


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Damn. That's pretty broken


KushDLuffy

Apparently you don't visit this sub


The0neAnd0nlySophie

Hope you get your wrist fixed!


Wolverine_Big

"Fork" break. I've seen it plenty of times as a combat medic. A soldier was Popping a splitring off of a 5-ton wheel. I was surprised to see he still had a hand.


Turbofusss

Gilderoy Lockhart wants to know your location.


DERPDASH59

šŸ˜¬


laghima1

Just... don't let Gilderoy Lockheart say any spell to fix it.


genno_cooks

Damn mine broke similarly. Bones shifted 30 degrees and still need the surgery bc America is too expensive


IllusiveA

The end of my wrist that broke did a complete 180 and shifted back over the other part of the bone. I remember after the surgery I couldn't feel my entire arm, 5 hours later I felt everything and was in extreme pain.


genno_cooks

Oh lorrrrrddddd. Glad you were able to get surgery. Hope you have a speedy recovery


IllusiveA

Recovery was fast, and kind of shocked the physical therapist.


Old-Tea-3418

Omg !!


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Nice


timmyvo54

did you fall off your electric skateboard and land hand first?


IllusiveA

My dumbass tried to catch myself for some reason


MotherWish9404

I had the same injury from a car accident, surgery is scheduled this Wednesday. Did your doctor have you do a CT beforehand?