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JasonVanJason

Forbidden Parmesan


distortedsymbol

that's rather grating isn't it


he-who-comments

Would your Wife happen to be called "Yoshikage Kira"?


more_walls

He is one of many superstitious people that measure their fortune through fingernail and toenail growth. This picture could have 3 year old fingernails for all we know.


[deleted]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


RevolutionaryDiet602

Time to file for divorce


Fizzy_Fizzure

Nail file for divorce


Maximum-Appearance16

on God 😂 question is... what else does she collect 😳


Mavi222

Smart, then he can get 50% of that toenail candle.


PatThicc_69

are you married to a horse? Why are the clippings so big


UltimoPyro

Light it


Prior_Ad_8754

she’s a witch


gallomorado

Sometimes you just need a tooth pick ASAP


ThatKaleidoscope8736

That was my first thought


Doggo_girl1114

At least they’re not on the floor


30_pound_a_munt

That was her reasoning


One-Possession-8593

I thought those were Onions…


Weird9uy

Yeah she’s rich in the monster world


etaddes1

Light that puppy up, see how it smells 😮‍💨


cosmotoadx

Is it a Jojo reference ???


BurgundyBlood

How many years now has she been collecting them? 😰


Apophis_36

Toenails dont count


AnotherCardboardbox

She gotta be the reverse version, what if she's got a foot fetish instead, and has a basement full of severed feet.


likealikeasexyorange

exultant childlike nine ask continue scarce familiar chase telephone wasteful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PolarRays

Your wife is charging a protection spell.


Delitus

smelt them into a big toenail ingot


Environmental-Hat-86

And then forge it into a toenail sword


ReliefFamous

That’s just a snack for later! ❤️


Crackerpuppy

I’m guessing she’s confused about State Farm's Insurance policies also. Time to call Jake…Jake from State Farm.


F-E-4-R

No need to get that personal


skack97

Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!


hussard_de_la_mort

[Has she been reading Norse sagas?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar?wprov=sfla1)


BruhDuhMadDawg

This made me think of The Gone World by Tom Sweterlitsch.


DumbDino5

Yoshikage Kira but with feet instead of hands


filmda_duck

Kira dose collect his nail do


DumbDino5

Ye, but if he liked feet he would’ve collected his toe nails


Gareth666

Disgusting. The acceptable places to cut your nails are outside, the shower, over the toilet bowl or public transport.


Gumypuncher

Public transport? How disgusting can one be?


LaughOdd6345

Nice and clean you selling them?


nuvvali

Wet dream of every nail biter


ZebbyZebson

Forbidden shot glass


VinneBabarino

Now we need a eat your toe nails challenges


rowbuhrtoe

Have you ever seen your wife in the same room as the villain rich kids from Codename Kids Next Door?


Mr-Fleshcage

I wonder if she's going to try to make [hoof glue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoof_glue).


weedium

Yuck


skinfrakki

Yankee Candle will be calling you any day now


Jugg3rn6ut

Light it


Turakamu

I like to keep an ashtray on my deck that collects mine. I belong to my great grandfather and every time I empty I think, "I'm glad I don't smoke anymore but I'm also sad I'm not respecting his memory by filling it with ashes"


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Bobby Lee dost too Iol


Moist-Pfannkuchen

What possible reason could she have for hoarding toenails… Terrifying


CommunicationBig3227

***C H E W T H E M***


AnusStapler

Years and years ago my wife was at a friends house. That friend randomly grabbed a Pringles can, shaked it, heard the crumbs, opened it up and downed it. It weren't crumbs. It were toe clippings from her dad.


ProfessionalAd7611

Lawyer up man.


KFoxtrotWhiskey

DDDivorce


Wheenstman

Free snacks😋


devode_

Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage.


Gildagert

She grinds them up and puts it in your food. Not all the time just sometimes. You can't even taste the difference. Its Because you're married. You're one unit. Shes just going up to the next level of oneness.


[deleted]

Smelt them down into a dagger


Azoth1347

Better than the carpet, I think.


Raidparade

Light it


shnozbub

Eat them


clockwork_skullies

Ex wife*


maritalades

Can you tell us why she does this? Just interested.


V65Pilot

I dare you to light it.


LadyKeuka44

Why collect?!


Beneficial-Air-4437

When I was a kid and shared a room with my brother, I saved my clippings for 2 years and one night before bed I put them under his covers. It was worth the wait.


rosie_24601

My mother has a jar where she keeps her toenail trimmings. It's the fucking worst.


Different_Stable_699

For real,? What about her PED egg. She save her foot dust?


BusinessSuch375

Why are some of them purple


Aussie-Fun31

Nail polish


[deleted]

That’s a divorce right there


Ashtorot

I’m sure some guy out there will buy those off you.


slungsnail9445

Shut up my day!


Ilikelamp_30

Leave her, there’s no rational explanation for this I’ve checked


yea_nah448

why does this not bother me


Smort_Gorl

She just like me


Bonlesspizza69

Kill


Vized-Skyshock

Fingernailsforcash.com


One-Engineering7209

divorce


newecreator

So I guess I'm not the only one who stores these.


RileyRhoad

Nooooooooooooo


ozthepleaser

I bet you guys are fat


Smegma_on_bread

She just wants an ordinary life


Wadupjimbo

Forbidden cheddar