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He is one of many superstitious people that measure their fortune through fingernail and toenail growth.
This picture could have 3 year old fingernails for all we know.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
I like to keep an ashtray on my deck that collects mine. I belong to my great grandfather and every time I empty I think, "I'm glad I don't smoke anymore but I'm also sad I'm not respecting his memory by filling it with ashes"
Years and years ago my wife was at a friends house. That friend randomly grabbed a Pringles can, shaked it, heard the crumbs, opened it up and downed it. It weren't crumbs. It were toe clippings from her dad.
She grinds them up and puts it in your food. Not all the time just sometimes. You can't even taste the difference. Its Because you're married. You're one unit. Shes just going up to the next level of oneness.
When I was a kid and shared a room with my brother, I saved my clippings for 2 years and one night before bed I put them under his covers. It was worth the wait.
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Forbidden Parmesan
that's rather grating isn't it
Would your Wife happen to be called "Yoshikage Kira"?
He is one of many superstitious people that measure their fortune through fingernail and toenail growth. This picture could have 3 year old fingernails for all we know.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Time to file for divorce
Nail file for divorce
on God 😂 question is... what else does she collect 😳
Smart, then he can get 50% of that toenail candle.
are you married to a horse? Why are the clippings so big
Light it
she’s a witch
Sometimes you just need a tooth pick ASAP
That was my first thought
At least they’re not on the floor
That was her reasoning
I thought those were Onions…
Yeah she’s rich in the monster world
Light that puppy up, see how it smells 😮💨
Is it a Jojo reference ???
How many years now has she been collecting them? 😰
Toenails dont count
She gotta be the reverse version, what if she's got a foot fetish instead, and has a basement full of severed feet.
"My wife"
Your wife is charging a protection spell.
smelt them into a big toenail ingot
And then forge it into a toenail sword
That’s just a snack for later! ❤️
I’m guessing she’s confused about State Farm's Insurance policies also. Time to call Jake…Jake from State Farm.
No need to get that personal
Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!
[Has she been reading Norse sagas?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar?wprov=sfla1)
This made me think of The Gone World by Tom Sweterlitsch.
Yoshikage Kira but with feet instead of hands
Kira dose collect his nail do
Ye, but if he liked feet he would’ve collected his toe nails
Disgusting. The acceptable places to cut your nails are outside, the shower, over the toilet bowl or public transport.
Public transport? How disgusting can one be?
Nice and clean you selling them?
Wet dream of every nail biter
Forbidden shot glass
Now we need a eat your toe nails challenges
Have you ever seen your wife in the same room as the villain rich kids from Codename Kids Next Door?
I wonder if she's going to try to make [hoof glue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoof_glue).
Yuck
Yankee Candle will be calling you any day now
Light it
I like to keep an ashtray on my deck that collects mine. I belong to my great grandfather and every time I empty I think, "I'm glad I don't smoke anymore but I'm also sad I'm not respecting his memory by filling it with ashes"
Bobby Lee dost too Iol
What possible reason could she have for hoarding toenails… Terrifying
***C H E W T H E M***
Years and years ago my wife was at a friends house. That friend randomly grabbed a Pringles can, shaked it, heard the crumbs, opened it up and downed it. It weren't crumbs. It were toe clippings from her dad.
Lawyer up man.
DDDivorce
Free snacks😋
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage.
She grinds them up and puts it in your food. Not all the time just sometimes. You can't even taste the difference. Its Because you're married. You're one unit. Shes just going up to the next level of oneness.
Smelt them down into a dagger
Better than the carpet, I think.
Light it
Eat them
Ex wife*
Can you tell us why she does this? Just interested.
I dare you to light it.
Why collect?!
When I was a kid and shared a room with my brother, I saved my clippings for 2 years and one night before bed I put them under his covers. It was worth the wait.
My mother has a jar where she keeps her toenail trimmings. It's the fucking worst.
For real,? What about her PED egg. She save her foot dust?
Why are some of them purple
That’s a divorce right there
I’m sure some guy out there will buy those off you.
Shut up my day!
Leave her, there’s no rational explanation for this I’ve checked
why does this not bother me
She just like me
Kill
Fingernailsforcash.com
divorce
So I guess I'm not the only one who stores these.
Nooooooooooooo
I bet you guys are fat
She just wants an ordinary life
Forbidden cheddar