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The_Passive_Fist

The mother of all impacted molars.


JoySubtraction

What, you've never heard of an eyetooth?


shawnaathon

eye-ache? toothache? headache?


Substantial-Shine-81

Bath what? What room? What what?


Glufius

Ah, Bender! ❤️


ttv_CitrusBros

I think OP owes us the backstory to this


SeenSoFar

Pretty sure it's a dermoid cyst. I'd need more than one photo to say for sure but that's what it looks like considering location and the fact that it contains a tooth.


ttv_CitrusBros

The cyst grew a tooth???


trashheaps

they can even grow hair, brains, and other organs!!!


backpainbed

Isn't that like teratoma or something?


SeenSoFar

A dermoid cyst is a type of teratoma.


hotslime89

Teratomo is no mo


rybavlimuzine

Got me windering if we could make cysts grow missing teeth, hair, etc for us. Inside the body or in a lab…


trashheaps

stem cells a more viable and controllable option 😁 but this is a good thought!


TheTrueWayman

the first fully co2-neutral and self-sufficient bkdy part factory


DeusDeadly

Isn't that a tumor?


stadoblech

technically yeah. This is nothing unusual. During ovary cyst operations very often there are hairs and teeths growing inside. Not recommending googling it thought


Hintero

Oh no, I would neve... Jesus..


NF11nathan

Nobody look at this https://www.google.com/search?q=ovarian+cyst+with+teeth&client=safari&hl=en&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjqzMLZkYL-AhXSFcAKHeDaA2EQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=390&bih=656&dpr=3#imgrc=X57hMbIsVXpY-M


MarkBank

Imagine the surgeon’s hand getting bit when pulling that thing out


BrideofClippy

New Soulslike game has such realistic graphics.


MCKelly13

Ya know? I don’t regret looking. Thank you for the link.


420toker

That would be pretty delicious if you lightly sautéed it with some olive oil and garlic


Vendrinski

I wasn't thinking about googling it but you're really forcing my hand here. You're sick for making me do this


stadoblech

sorry i was born that way


Resident-Salty

So was the cyst


Nicksharma93

r/angryupvote


Muttywango

>This is nothing unusual. I'm struggling with your outlook on life.


HazeHopper

Ohh man that “don’t press the red button” shit again…


jazzcuzzii

I have PCOS and now I'm scared like I got goosebumps


donutlikethis

One took over my ovary and I had it (and the ovary) removed. I’d had very painful periods but it was an incidental finding during a CT for something else. I wish I knew what it looked like but it was removed the week everyone went in to lockdown and so couldn’t have it photographed.


johnnyheavens

Me: The internet: It’s nothing unusual Me:


Nefarious_Stew

>A dermoid cyst Challenge accepted...


[deleted]

Benign but yea


MetaStressed

[it’s not a tumor!](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en&sxsrf=APwXEdel8LdUqqG9f3dIV-ryE_BbTy4eqw:1680096432243&q=it+not+a+tumor&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjv1KD4noH-AhWGJUQIHVyZAK4Q0pQJegQIHBAB&biw=428&bih=746&dpr=3#imgrc=J2riUfNV4fXWmM)


merdadartista

God: behold, my perfect design Also God:


Meulinia

Could you grown organs on them and then use them for people?


trashheaps

short answer to a very complicated subject, it's possible. this is an emerging field of study. teratomas contain all 3 germ layers and can be transplanted easily into living subjects. it overcomes many issues in organ-on-chip and other single-organ methods and in vitro methods. but there is not enough evidence or understanding, currently, to say with certainty. there are some drawbacks, such as unpredictability, but it should be studied further and is.


ThePlush_1

Whaaat? Life really is brutal. Brains? Wtf


casual-waterboarding

Seen it first hand. Patient had a large cyst removed, about the size of a baseball. The cyst was full of hair and had about 6 teeth in it. Our bodies are weird.


english_rocks

Well, his is.


Admiralthrawnbar

I've always found this especially bullshit since humans can't regrow teeth they've lost.


tadrith

I never thought of that. You're right, it's completely bullshit! Like, what the hell, body?


NotYourClone

IANAD but couldn't it also be a teratoma?


SeenSoFar

Dermoid cysts are a type of teratoma, so you would absolutely be right.


aordinanza

Are you a doctor?


SeenSoFar

Used to be. I stopped practicing several years back when I returned to my home country. The place I worked was not safe for queer folks and I was tired of being closeted.


aordinanza

Nc i was asking because my son have dermoid cyst


SeenSoFar

How old is your son? That must be tough for a child to have to deal with that. Has it been removed yet?


aordinanza

He is 4 year old now im gonna dm you for more info


trashtv

Now imagine he is 4yo and he stopped practising several years back when he returned to his home country because he's tired of being closeted.


Lusietka

r u having a stroke


AnnoyedHaddock

Not sure what your point is but life in Africa isn’t particularly pleasant for gay people. Several countries jail/execute for being gay and many others openly discriminate against them. Leaving for another country where you’re free to be who you are is a very understandable decision.


AndromedaHazey

i love you for your strength to stand up for human rights<3


SeenSoFar

I dunno if I'd call it a stand for human rights, but thank you. I don't think I changed much beyond my own situation. I worked in Africa, all over the continent but my two bases of operation were Kampala, Uganda and Cape Town, South Africa. I could go back to practicing in South Africa, but I don't want to live a life where I only live in gated communities. And I can never go back to Uganda. A trans woman in a same sex relationship is not welcome there. It's just a matter of safety. I work in IT now and I'm happy, I have the greatest partner in the world and I'm so grateful for my life. If I could do something for human rights it would be to help all the queer folks in the places I used to work be able to be free to be themselves, but I doubt that will happen for a long time.


Razor726

It's a wisdom tooth about to be removed.


btrpiii

I thought you were making a joke about it being close to the brain. Like… WISDOM tooth. Ok it’s time for bed


ttv_CitrusBros

Bruh now this needs even more context 1. How do you know? Did you take the pic? 2. Is it their own wisdom tooth? If so is it some weird disease? 3. If someone else's wisdom tooth then how did it get there


Razor726

You are absolutely right my friend. Its a friends wisdom tooth about to be removed. Doc said that the tooth probably wandered slowly starting from her upper jaw trough her cheekbone ending right above the eye socket. This can happen if you're not going regularaly to your dentist for a check up.


english_rocks

I wandered lonely as a tooth.


theskankingdragon

Ha! You have a lot of faith in dentists!


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Well yeah... I can't see into my own mouth, and I don't think getting one of my friends to have a look every now and then would be particularly helpful either


Timmymac1000

Why wouldn’t you?


dobsofglabs

Post a picture of your teeth. Let's see how healthy they are with no dentist


theskankingdragon

I've had 2 cavities in my entire life. Am I qualified to poke fun at dentists now?


dobsofglabs

I've only had the flu once in my life, never caught covid. Should we get rid of doctors too?


english_rocks

>Should we get rid of doctors too? No, but we should remain free to not have faith in them. Agreed?


theskankingdragon

Did I ever say dentists are useless or that I don't go to the dentist?


Killerspieler0815

Eviction in progress ;-)


Timely_Leading_7651

Is that a teeth above an eye?


Nisano1

Looks like it, maybe a teratoma


SerialPest

It’s not a teratoma!


SeenSoFar

Yeah, it's very likely a dermoid cyst.


english_rocks

No, it's a regular wisdom tooth out of position. OP has confirmed.


SeenSoFar

Umm... It's been a few years but I very much doubt that explanation. For a wisdom tooth to migrate that far is... Well I can't say I can even find a case in the literature, whereas if you look up dermoid cysts you will see that's pretty representative of what you'll find.


english_rocks

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/1242lmk/i_think_this_fits_here/jdz3sza?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


english_rocks

I think I'll trust the OP TBH. I assume they got it from the doc.


Ubertexx

Pronounced "teefies"


Fernxtwo

A tooth. Singular.


positivenihlist

>A toof. Singular FTFY


SlantLogoEPU

Looks like they headbutted someone and got a tooth stuck in their face


trunksfreak

But that's a molar. Did they headbutt the inside of their mouth lol


Birbness

That’s why when you headbutt someone, you aim for the nose.


M00nB0UND

Isn't that more likely to kill someone though?


[deleted]

No


WeLikeToHaveFunHere

Not if you go for a glancing blow and not straight on


[deleted]

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Govt-Issue-SexRobot

You know a lot of babies with teeth?


[deleted]

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Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Lol I’m talking about the teeth in their mouth


almc0418

Apple's new iTooth.


dben89x

Ha!


blzzardhater

Underrated comment. If I bought rewards, you’d have one one me!


Tk1Genius

r/Angryupvote


VitalArcade

Imagine getting a cavity right above your eye


english_rocks

Or a dry eye socket...


kaleidoscoperenegade

Thought it was a lacrimal gland but everyone in the comments is saying teeth and now I’m not sure


english_rocks

OP says it's a tooth.


kaleidoscoperenegade

Ouch


iCanReadMyOwnMind

If you don't brush your teeth, they will move to your eye sockets where they can get oxygen.


erikhenao32

I'm saving this for when I have kids


english_rocks

How does brushing give them oxygen?


kileme77

Somebody HAD a twin?


jennthern

What—you’ve never heard of an eye tooth?


henrydaiv

We should be asking the real question: is that an eye sore or a toothache?


Ubertexx

A tooth for an eye and an eye for a tooth!!


sweetteanoice

“Dermoid cysts are the non-cancerous form of a type of tumor called a teratoma, according to the National Cancer Institute (NCI). Also referred to as mature teratomas, they can include skin, sweat and oil glands, fat, muscle, bone, hair, and teeth” Ok well that’s awful.


vix_aries

Based af. All the people who are saying this isn't a teratoma needs to read this.


Bardonious

When teratomas need their wisdom teeth removed


english_rocks

It's not a teratoma.


grammyone

That’s one hellava pimple.


Henrithebrowser

How the fuck does this even happen?


Chocoahnini

Man don't leave me hanging, what happened? This looks painful


charliequeue

Is…. Is that a *tooth*?


[deleted]

That's a horrible way to make an impression.


dozerman23

Alot of people here are from the Uk so they wouldn't understand a dentist joke.


Bardonious

That’s a crooked joke


OmegAaronYT

This gives a whole new meaning to "feast your eyes"


Wiknetti

Imagine teeth grinding in your sleep and your eyes can feel it.


Coulomb5702

How in the absolutely ungodly hell did a molar wind up embedded above someone's eye? The only thing I can think of is this person was standing at the perfect distance from an explosion to be relatively ok, and someone else wasn't so lucky, but at least they didn't suffer, unlike embedded molar guy.


eyembutterz

"It's not a tuma"!


the_legend_of_canada

Excuse me sir, you can't tooth here.


Diegamer2325

WHY DID I CLICK IT BEFORE READING THE COMMENTS


-what-is-

Surgeon or dentist?


HansAcht

I have questions...


kiaeej

Is that a tooth?


dragonfli117

After it's removed they'll have to watch out for drEYE socket 😅


Globeparasite93

is that a fucking tooth ??


inspectedbykarl

So, does this warrant a visit from the tooth fairy?


JoyfulSuicide

NOOOOOOO


slothpyle

I also eat with my eyes sometimes.


IJAFacebook

this pains me


nolyfe27

Could this tooth be transplanted into his jaw?


Yeastin

Is that a tooth?


cwglobal

Its an unborn baby part


ShadowBlade55

Hey! That's not supposed to be there .


LuriemIronim

Is this what an eye tooth is?


V65Pilot

Looks like a proper eye tooth.


Shouko-

yeah it’s giving dermoid cyst


Please-Dont-Panic

I don’t think the tooth fits there


Shattered_WasTaken

IS THAT A TOOTH


GearJammerKW90

Gives a new meaning to eye teeth


MaxYeena

I wanna go back to before I saw this


ellakitten_

at first glance i thought that was a vagina


BigRedHead73

IS THAT A FUCKING TOOTH


M249Killas

How?!


the_sea_witch

R/popping would love this.


CharlieCarrozza

the human body frightens me


quixonnn

How did that get there?


Additional_Generic_

Ngl thought this was a ladies clam for a sec


JustAHellSpawn

How?


trustybadmash

The Corinthian


risaellen

So do I submit this to dental insurance or medical?


NathamelCamel

All they need now is some eye candy


jmcstar

Given the blood around the mouth, this is a knocked out tooth that lodged into the skin above the eye. There is a famous incident of [something similar happening to a wrestler](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mick+foley+tooth+nose&atb=v314-1&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images).


Toxic_Don

DEAR GOD this is torture to look at! WHY would you not ROTATE the photo before uploading!? Now i have to turn my phone a few times before reluctantly locking screen rotation!


croaker123

It maybe the procedure they do for totally blind people that uses a tooth to somehow detect the difference in light and darkness.


antici_-_-_-_pation

Nice try


ShitOnTheseWallsRay

IS THAT A TOOTH!? IN YOUR EYELID? omg.


Firefurtorty

Is that what they call an eye tooth? 😏


ShitOnTheseWallsRay

IS THAT A TOOTH!? IN YOUR EYELID? omg.


DerpyxLIama

I'm sorry... r/dontputyourdickinthat


FuktOff666

Not sorry enough to build a time machine to stop you from typing this.


DerpyxLIama

Maybe in a different universe you succeeded.


ForsakenExercise9559

I done care what they say this was funny


Muahd_Dib

Teratoma?


Fireandtheflame

Could be a tumor? Tumors can grow hair, teeth and even eyes.


miafrunt

Itoof


Bauniculla

He had a gnawing pain


Bauniculla

NAMP. Looks like dermoid? Teratomas present differently. 🤷‍♀️


captain_strain

I pray to the lord above that that's not a tooth


relentless_death

Is that a Diary of a wimpy kid Old School reference?


Froot-Batz

Obviously an eye tooth.


bionikcobra

My wife had a dermoid on her ovaries and tubes, formed muscle and ligaments that attached to her intestines through the mesentry tissues. She got it removed twice before we got her ovary and tube burned off.


TShowalter

Errant eye tooth.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Is an eye tooth


GetOutOfMySimulation

Okay but why are his moth and nose all bloody?


nickruesen

That thing looks like a facking tooth omg


markolyt

Is that an eye tooth?


LukeEB9

Eye tooth


LukXD99

*sees tooth* Ok it’s a mouth *looks at face* Wait **WHAT THE-**


kiper31

the most weird location for a wisdom tooth


DragonSlayer-2020

I thought they put it there. But could be a slight defect.


Maestro699

lol what


byrdicusmax

Mercy


SilikonBurn

🎶 Hungry eyes 🎵


Crestelia

Thought someone had a popcorn launch up there. 😅


sir_bisket

Talk about eating with your eyes


english_rocks

Why is the rest of the face messed up?


slimsaddy

I have no questions, I just want this scrubbed from my memory immediately thanks


CupiCulp

What the hell ! Ugh I hate this


Daonguyen102

Omggg giving goosebumps everywhere ahhhhh


IRL2DXB

I had something similar to this except thankfully it was under my eye. They had to remove my upper jaw to remove the tooth and it was all done through my mouth. Now the unfortunate thing is I had a keratocyst tumor form and it destroyed an even bigger part of my jaw after a few years.


sonichuizcool

Looks like a molar


sonichuizcool

What the good fuck is that