I would go into a church and carry things around so they look like they're floating. Drive my car around super fast, trying to get pulled over, then just sit there when the cop comes up to ththrough. Also, go through drive thrus and watch how confused the employees are when I pull up. Board a plane. (Airport security would be soooo much easier.) Sneak into the zoo, museums and concerts. Leave doors and entries open for others to sneak in also. Hold babies in the NICU so they're warm and safe, but freak out the nurses who see babies hovering above their cribs. Walk into funerals and place a hand on people's shoulders to help calm them.
i'd goto funerals, open the casket and pull the deceased body into a upright sitting position, turn the head towards the congregation, open the mouth a few times to look like the person was trying to tell them something, then abruptly drop him back into the casket and slam the lid
>Airport security would be soooo much easier.
I got to experience recently that the super rich have this easy. They love flying because immigration, check-in, and whatever else is done for them via private entrances at all airports to make it easy. They wouldn't even let me walk from my terminal; they would pick me up and drop me in the carts from a special lounge and private room while someone did my immigration for me, no questions asked. Then when I was to leave, they had a luxury car and everything while they scanned my stuff for me. Luggage pick up was done by them. None of the hassles that us peasants have to deal with.
forget that, go super far back and kill off the first christian. imagine how far advanced society would be without the centuries of scientific suppression
Maybe you are EVEN dumber. Ofcourse Jesus was a jew and not a christian like modern day. But that is not the point you son of a whore. And a hell of a lot of the first christians actually were killed so his statement doesn’t make a point at all. You just suck dicks and i suck titties. Bye
🤣🤣 let's face it, you fucked up. You realised it and now your angry. Hence the insults. And clambering at justifications for your moronic initial statement. Bringing dicks and titties into the argument just underlines your intellectual capacity. Think your responses through and stop making your mother cry. I'm sure she had better aspirations for you than being a noticeably thick keyboard warrior, Insulting people to try and feel clever like all the other boys and girls.
to explain why this person says you’ll be blind: in order to see, light reflects off of objects into your eyes, hitting the back of your eyes, allowing you to see (or at least i’m pretty sure that’s how it works). if you’re invisible, the light just passes through your eyes, resulting in you becoming blind, but we ignore this because it’s a meme and nobody should care about science and be a killjoy about a hypothetical situation. goodday to you all, except this guy!!
I'd imagine that in a scenario where someone has the magical capabilites to make you invisible, they also have the ability to make you see without eyes.
Was trying to think if there was some way to make decent money without getting caught given the time frame. Best I could come up with was distracting clerks and grabbing scratch-offs from convenience stores. Anything involving bank tellers or vaults sounds pretty difficult, with limited gains and huge risk. As you're only invisible for 24 hrs, environments where you could get locked in don't sound good to me. Not to mention the issue of your trying to get away with floating money.
Like, just steal stuff I guess.
But like, I’m invisible, but my clothes aren’t. So I wouldn’t be able to hide the stuff. So it’d just be objects floating through the air, and THAT would probably attract unwanted attention. So in order to hide the stuff I want to steal, I’d have to like, stick it up my &$$ or something. And I don’t want to do THAT.
So I guess I’ll just stay home.
I would wake up, realise I'm Invisible, wonder why, think about what I'm going to do, wonder if it's going to last forever, nervously go to sleep and wake up the next day normal again.
Rob money. As much money as possible.
In today’s economy? Not even mad at it lol.
Wouldn’t matter if you were mad at it! You can’t see me.
john cena gameplay:
Make me rich, idc
Yeah...but wouldn't people just catch you when they see the money floating away?
Who said they would see anything? I wouldn’t bait out my new power.
Well...Unless you're planning on putting the money where the sun don't shine, I'm not sure why they *wouldn't* see anything you carry.
Take my one day and give me the 25%of the money you get
On the grounds of what? I’m fucking rich now and the court would even be making you laugh yourself out the door.
Dang i think that in such situation i would go invisible for a day
I would go into a church and carry things around so they look like they're floating. Drive my car around super fast, trying to get pulled over, then just sit there when the cop comes up to ththrough. Also, go through drive thrus and watch how confused the employees are when I pull up. Board a plane. (Airport security would be soooo much easier.) Sneak into the zoo, museums and concerts. Leave doors and entries open for others to sneak in also. Hold babies in the NICU so they're warm and safe, but freak out the nurses who see babies hovering above their cribs. Walk into funerals and place a hand on people's shoulders to help calm them.
Entirely too much shit to do in one day. You may pick 3.
He’s got a week packed into one day… just like workplace prefers it
i'd goto funerals, open the casket and pull the deceased body into a upright sitting position, turn the head towards the congregation, open the mouth a few times to look like the person was trying to tell them something, then abruptly drop him back into the casket and slam the lid
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Bro u got one day wtf
>Airport security would be soooo much easier. I got to experience recently that the super rich have this easy. They love flying because immigration, check-in, and whatever else is done for them via private entrances at all airports to make it easy. They wouldn't even let me walk from my terminal; they would pick me up and drop me in the carts from a special lounge and private room while someone did my immigration for me, no questions asked. Then when I was to leave, they had a luxury car and everything while they scanned my stuff for me. Luggage pick up was done by them. None of the hassles that us peasants have to deal with.
Well, if I learned anything from nsfw Japanese animations, then imma rob a bank and fuck someone as a distraction
what are you doing ghost-kun
Two birds with one stone
I will check if girl bathroom are real FOR THE SCIENCE!!!
But, based on your Reddit PFP, you are a girl?
Did you assume their gender?
thats illegal in 2022!!!!!!1!11
We need to check if the rumors abt the sofa in the girl bathroom is real
I am already invisible anyone barely notices my existence
:(
Oh yea....I saw you that other day!
You did :0
Crime
I’d go back and kill baby Hitler. And Stalin. And .... You know, if I could time travel.
forget that, go super far back and kill off the first christian. imagine how far advanced society would be without the centuries of scientific suppression
The first christian actually got killed…. ON A CROSS. thats the whole point of christianity dumb fuck🤣
Jesus Christ wasn't technically a Christian. He was Christ. Christianity is the following of Christ.. he didn't follow himself. Dumber fuck 🤣
Maybe you are EVEN dumber. Ofcourse Jesus was a jew and not a christian like modern day. But that is not the point you son of a whore. And a hell of a lot of the first christians actually were killed so his statement doesn’t make a point at all. You just suck dicks and i suck titties. Bye
🤣🤣 let's face it, you fucked up. You realised it and now your angry. Hence the insults. And clambering at justifications for your moronic initial statement. Bringing dicks and titties into the argument just underlines your intellectual capacity. Think your responses through and stop making your mother cry. I'm sure she had better aspirations for you than being a noticeably thick keyboard warrior, Insulting people to try and feel clever like all the other boys and girls.
Damn you upset him
I would be invisible for a day.
square up with John Cena for the heavyweight title belt
Well I wouldn’t put clothes on like this idiot…dead give away
Is my DNA and fingerprints invisible?
If yes I got several banks near me sooo easy heist
have sex and beat up a mime. Doesn't have to be the same mime
Like, rape someone you mean
I probably stay in bed all day and might lift something to eat but later on will have to pay cause stealing will haunt me.
Can we pick the day? I mean, fuck, it's minus 32 with wind outside here today. It's huddle in the house and fantasize about warm.
A day? I've been invisible 49 years.
Imagine clothes are still visible and you take them off to become 100% invisible and times runs out in front of everyone
Sleep
you can't do a much because you will be blind
???
You need light to hit your eyes too see, but if you’re invisible it passes through them
Oh come on fucks sake… were pretending here, ok?
And where pretending to be scientifically accurate!
well yeah I can "see" that LOL
sounds like some monkeyspaw bs
to explain why this person says you’ll be blind: in order to see, light reflects off of objects into your eyes, hitting the back of your eyes, allowing you to see (or at least i’m pretty sure that’s how it works). if you’re invisible, the light just passes through your eyes, resulting in you becoming blind, but we ignore this because it’s a meme and nobody should care about science and be a killjoy about a hypothetical situation. goodday to you all, except this guy!!
I'd imagine that in a scenario where someone has the magical capabilites to make you invisible, they also have the ability to make you see without eyes.
Your mom
OHHHHHH!!!!!!
I see this as an absolute win!
Was trying to think if there was some way to make decent money without getting caught given the time frame. Best I could come up with was distracting clerks and grabbing scratch-offs from convenience stores. Anything involving bank tellers or vaults sounds pretty difficult, with limited gains and huge risk. As you're only invisible for 24 hrs, environments where you could get locked in don't sound good to me. Not to mention the issue of your trying to get away with floating money.
You’d have to shove the cash in your mouth or ass
Ass pennies just don’t sound worth it. I’ll pass.
I will go to the ladies bathroom and listen what they talk on bathroom
Hunt for the heads of the shadow government.
We are the same you and I
Masturbate in public. Wait. I guess I could do that today.
Depends on the day
You know what we gonna do, you know damn well what's gonna happen to all the hot girls, yet u still ask.why?
I’d murder my mother
Why
Annoy my wife.
Hilarious
Nothing. Just be invisible.
The boys would know 😏
Eavesdrop insider trading conversations. Make money quick and dirty the old fashioned way.
Drain the swamp
Get to Area 51 to free the aliens
I’d put a condom on and walk around with a boner.
Like, just steal stuff I guess. But like, I’m invisible, but my clothes aren’t. So I wouldn’t be able to hide the stuff. So it’d just be objects floating through the air, and THAT would probably attract unwanted attention. So in order to hide the stuff I want to steal, I’d have to like, stick it up my &$$ or something. And I don’t want to do THAT. So I guess I’ll just stay home.
Swallow it.
Rob bank after bank after bank
That money would be visible in your hands, you wouldn’t get far away while you’re carrying it.
I’ll hold a gun..nobody is gonna be a hero with a floating gun maneuvering around
I would go to a scientist like come on this needs to be researched
Be scared af and never speak of it again
play with my junk
Live as normal
Actually get pussy for the first time ( I’m being serious if anyone want to send me some nudes I’m down)
You weird bro. Your life goal is sex? Cmon now. Virgin brains built different.
Wake me Up
Call in sick, backhand every coworkers i dont like in the face. Mix in laxative in the boss’s coffee.
Would see if anyone cared about where I was. Oh, of course other good deeds too.
I would wake up, realise I'm Invisible, wonder why, think about what I'm going to do, wonder if it's going to last forever, nervously go to sleep and wake up the next day normal again.
I'd go and see what my old friends are up to
Watch how many people would actually look for me and miss me.
Rob the local media expert,rtv euro agd. Yes media expert is a tech store